Thread 23127135

I love /bant/, people here are so kind and fun!

>>23127135 (OP)
ewwww brazil

>>23127135 (OP)
I disagree. Its racism is on par with /pol/

>>23127142
:(

Hello Brazilanon are u the same one from my thread where this was the op

>>23127166
im not OP but im him

>>23127170
How was swimming? Also I think said you where looking forwards to playing some vidya but I cant rember which game.

>>23127173
i actually didnt end up swimming, but i biked a lot more, im also played tf2 a lot this weekend. how was your weekend?

>>23127177
My weekend was ok but I didnt get up to much just hung out with my pet birds, browsed chans and watched stuff.

>>23127183
looks nice, what type of bird do you have? and which other boards do you frequent?

>>23127196
I have 2 budgies.
I frequent a multitude of boards including ones on other websites but my most common ones on here other than bant are /wsg/, /ck/ and /an/

>>23127201
cute choice :)
i like frequenting /ck/ and /an/ as well, they are cozy boards to be in

In that case you may recognize this birb

>>23127291
i do, so beautiful... i wish i hard a birb sometimes

Its a pretty big commitment. They are very noisy, scared of everything and shit everywhere xD
Dont u have loads of wild parrots in Brazil? You could try to befriend one then u have a birb buddy with less hassle than keeping a pet one.
Unless ur certain u want a pet birb then go for it but do a lot of reaserch first

>>23127147
Fuck you, nigger.

>>23127306
Sorry i was lunching
I'm glad your birb won, he deserved it :)
I would love to get a bird but i have a dog, he is very small and could never really hurt a human but it still could be kinda dangerous for the bird:(

i feel like im dying

>>23127725
Its fine. What did you have?
You are 100% correct to never get a bird if you have a dog or cat. It might be ok if you had like a 15 year old golden retreiver that has arthritis and zero prey drive left but I still wouldnt risk it especially with how much budgies look like tennis balls.

>>23127728
Have you tried not drinking?

>>23127914
i don't drink
It makes everything so much worse.

>>23127976
Oh I see. I thought u might be the other German anon who posts about being drunk almost every night, my bad.
What is wrong or are you just depressed?

>>23128050
yeah that guy always namefags however.

I dunno whats happening man. Sorta remembered the situation im in and the feels hit. Then i stopped eating but not eating makes you weak and the feels get even stronger but with the feels i can't eat and i feel like im withering away just what is this what am i doing

>>23128064
Eat a snickers unironically

>>23127135 (OP)
I love you too anon

>>23128064
>>23128073
This unironically is a good suggestion. Just dont eat the whole thing at once if its been multiple days since you last ate. Have a nibble, wait a while and repeat.
The sugar will probably get ur appetite going, just make sure you dont binge once ur appetite returns or you can make urself unwell.

If you feel comfortable pls tell me about whats bothering you, perhaps I can offer some advice or moral support?

>>23128073
I already had some sweets today.
Yesterday some sausage.

>>23128092
Unless you have a magic wand that turns piece of shit autists into human there is nothing to be done.

This will pass like always.

>>23127809
i had feijoada, quite tasty :)
yeah, its kinda sad.. tho there's a lot of birds near my house, i always bike to see them, they are very big, i love them

>>23128123
Im a peice of shit autist myself who has managed to work through a lot of my issues and do stuff like build a social life and have relationships so its possible I actually can help with that.
Admittedly at the moment im back to being a lonely neet but thats mostly because I find it easier so isolated myself from pretty much everyone I know

>>23128129
Id never heard of that dish. It sounds good :)
Do you know what kind of bird they are? You should try feeding them and making friends

>>23128133
>stuff like build a social life and have relationships
why does everybody always assume that to be the main issue. Never was, never will be.

>>23128146
Because thats something autists generally struggle with and you gave me no information other than "peice of shit autist" and wanting to feel human...
Really trying to be helpful but ur not giving me much to work with

>>23128149
>oh so you are a sperg?
>UHHHH just go do self healing, learn how to look people in the eyes, and make somefriends HURR DURRRR :-DDDD
hate this so much.
Even as one yourself you should never suggest that.
>Really trying to be helpful
your life would be a lot better if you didn't try to hug every person on the internet. People post stupid shit like this all the time you just end up feeling worse than before after tying something.

Sorry i don't even know why i started this in the fist place im not thinking straight this is bant and not r9k.

Did u guys know that a Brazilian bank executive sent a Nigerian Prince like 3 million US dollars back in the early 2000s? Brazil holds the world record for getting scammed by niggers posing as African princes.

>>23128165
>This is bant and not r9k
You're sorting garbage here. You're sitting there sorting poopoo

>>23128165
You are just projecting shit now I never said any of that shit you ungrateful faggot.
>didnt try to hug every person on the internet
I dont this is more projection, I just felt like being nice but seeing as you have clearly brought all of this on yourself you can fuck off and rot. You are insufferable and its abundantly clear why nobody likes you, suffer in silence you pathetic cunt

>>23127135 (OP)
i just woke up
but yeah :D

is girls last tour worth watching?

>>23128182
Yeah but its a quick read so maybe consider reading the manga as watching the anime first detracts from the expirence

>>23128181
I was thinking of some witty response but there is nothing i have to do besides remind you that your rape babies are now old enough to sue their still unpunished fathers <33

>>23128143
i suggest you to try it someday, a japanese friend of mine loved it, he tried a drink called guarana as well which i highly reccomend, its very sweet
yes, the birds here are called seriemas, they can be as tall as 90cm and their diet goes from ants to snakes, they also make funny sounds sometimes, they're savage but i really wish i can try to pat them someday

>>23128181
>>23128198
Look guys you're both retards and you're both self loathing retards at that so just come together and smile on your brother everybody come together and love one another.

Otherwise shut the fuck up or else

>>23128202
Guarana is like caffeine or something

>>23128167
just searched and its partially true wtf, it was actually 242 million dollars and in the 90s in a fake airport project
>>23128215
guarana is an amazonian fruit, i dont know the original taste but it produces a delicious soda

>>23128202
Yeah I will :) is it gurana Antarctica? I love that stuff :D
Oh I was expecting parrots for some reason. Those guys are cool as fuck though. I wouldnt reccomend trying to pat them, birds do not like being pet like mammals and if they allow it they are confused and think you are their mate. Im assuming you dont want a 90cm bird following you everywhere trying to dry hump you so if you do befreind one and want to pet it you should only pet it on its head but I doubt itll let you and their bite probably hurts like fuck.

>>23128234
>>23128215
Guarana has 2x more caffine than coffee beans

>>23128187
ooh ty

>>23128240
yeah it is! didnt knew they sold it in scotland
oh okay, thank you very much for the advice, its kinda a shame because they're so unique and cute, i always take a time to just observe them, its very cool
what's the coolest native bird in scotland in your opinion?
>>23128246
had no idea about that, feeling kinda dumb now lol

good thread

>>23128211
I guess its true that nobody entered this thread to get angry.

So i take any mean comments back and hope we can set out spergy differences aside and be happy /bant/ers again.

>>23128285
To be clear when im talking about petting them I mean stroking them like a cat, you can breifly touch them or pick them up or whatever. IF they let you, a wild agressive bird will probably peck ur eyes out if you do try to pick them up :S
Probably the coolest native bird we have is the capercaillie, iv never met one in person because they are almost extinct but thats probably a good thing because they are extremely agressive and if its mating season they will try to kill or fuck you xD
https://youtu.be/vjTH7ZN9DIU
Dont feel dumb about the guarana thing I only know that because its mostly marketed as an energy suppliment here

>>23128466
he looks innocent far away but demonic when close, very scary, its like an evil duck
the seriema screams a lot like i said and most attack when someone comes near her babies from what i searched
when she is really angry she runs a lot
> I only know that because its mostly marketed as an energy suppliment here
im surprised, here it is marketed only as a normal drink

>>23128532
i keep using female pronouns because in portuguese we say "a seriema"
sorry for the stupid mistakes

>>23128532
I think of them more like dinosaur chickens. But evil duck is accurate too.
Im going to look on YouTube for some sereima attacks, they sound kinda scary.
>normal drink
The drink is just a normal drink here too, I got it in a mexican and south american specialty shop.
What I meant was that some suppliment shops sell guarana powder in capsules as a stimulant.
>sorry for the stupid mistakes
Dont worry about it, your English is really good :) the pronouns thing dosent matter because I know im speaking to someone who's native language uses them differently

>>23128564
there are plenty of videos, would you like if i searched for some?
>What I meant was that some suppliment shops sell guarana powder in capsules as a stimulant.
i see, i think i've seen they being sold in capsules as well, but they weren't marketed as a stimulant, i've also seen pepsi being sold in these
>your English is really good :)
thank you very much!

>>23128891
>would you like if I searched for some?
Yes please that would be amazing
>iv also seen pepsi sold in these
Im not sure if this is maybe a language barrier thing or not so im including a picture of the capsules, how do they put pepsi in these?
>thank you
:)

>>23128977
here are two funny videos i found
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/L_6sBiMNLbM
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YpUqzh0qWmc
>how do they put pepsi in these?
yeah, it was a mistake in my part, the capsules im talking about are these, you first need to have this machine, then you put it in and it will make it for you
i drank it 8 times or so at a relative house, its good but kinda expensive
anyways, sorry for the late reply, i was doing some stuff and now ill take a shower and sleep soon, hope you have a good evening

>>23129921
>here are two funny videos I found
Wow those things are actually kinda scary lol. I dont blame the camera man for running away
>the capsules im talking about are these
Ohh I see, thats pretty cool, its like a more advanced version of soda stream
>hope you have a good evening
Thanks anon :) sleep well <3

>>23129951
I would send more videos but they had people talking in the back, i think these who don't say anything are usually better haha
>Ohh I see, thats pretty cool, its like a more advanced version of soda stream
It indeed is a cool machine, it also serves water in a very cold temperature
>sleep well<3
I wish the same to you, see you tomorrow scottish anon!

>>23127147
Fuck me, nigger.

>>23129951
>>23130183
oh it is you two
>>23130183
gngn <3

>>23130183
Good night

>>23127166
that's a cat, not a banana

>>23130659
Im aware

>>23130659
>>23130678
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>>23132795
todos os brasileiros do /bant/ são touhouistas?

>>23132824
Creio eu que a maioria seja.

>>23133566
sugoi