Thread 23133106

The results are in! 70g of lentils in a 470ml thermos after 5h with extra wool sock and they came out soft and tasty! This truly is the solution to high instore prices in America.

>>23133106 (OP)
Worst poster on /pol/. I say that as someone who has been literally dozens of times for posting explicit descriptive BBC erotica about white women vagina creaming all over the shafts of their humongous BBCs.

>>23133106 (OP)
How does the wool sock fit in? Is it for protein?

>>23133108
It provides that extra warmth from the outside.

Also, this guy asked fot the thread

>>513358148

Poor people eat beans because they can't afford meat. I bet your high on samagon right now.

bro seriously why do you feel the need to post your lunch every single fucking day ? Also clean your damn fridge.

>>23133106 (OP)
The rats are eating it

>>23133106 (OP)
you can just cook that shit you anon. its better for you that way too. i can cook a weeks worth of food in my pressure cookers. lentil take maybe 10-15 minutes under pressure and done. beans, chickpeas, potatos, everything, cooked real quick in a pressure cooker. if you throw a bunch of chickens legs etc in a pressure cooker they will be the tenderest chicken you ever had with 25 minutes under pressure.

>>23133108
cheese substitute

>>23133114
there is no substitute for cheese

>>23133115
its like how they do it with kraft dinners - its just for flavor (which is shit anyway). no real cheese required.

>>23133116
orange powder is the shit ! mix it with cooking cream instead of milk to make it real thick and add a bit of salt

>>23133117
its really just better (and takes about teh same amount of time) to mix up a quick cheese sauce using just butter, flour and then grate some cheese into it. so you really like that fake cheese powder taste?

>>23133118
only when it's mixed specifically with kraft dinner which I eat like once a year because pasta makes me fat. I don't understand how Italians eat pasta every day and not weigh 300 fucking pounds.

>>23133119
smaller portions? i dont know. ive been having it more regularly that last few months because the kids are on a bit of a pasta a sauce fad but haven't noticed gaining. maybe it depends on the flour used in the pasta? some kinds digest slower so you dont get big blood sugar spikes....maybe its the oilive oil they always use on it. the salads and good tomato sauce? i dont know.

>>23133106 (OP)
>with extra wool sock
What

what does unflavored bland lentils taste like? sounds absolutely terrible lmao

>>23133121
he tucks his lunch in to sleep so its all cozy. its like a cheap version of tamagotchi only he gets to eat it once its happy.

>>23133123
I kneel

>>23133124
>>23133123
70 grams is very little. Is OP a dwarf?

>>23133106 (OP)
>using a wool sock and 7 hours of time to cook
I can throw a fucking cup noodle in the microwave and be satisfied in less than 5 minutes
come to USA and try Buc-ee’s beaver nuggets

>>23133126
judging from the weighing scales photos he's posted before im going to say no, thermosanon is probably not a dwarf.

>>23133127
like how the ninja used to run around in the woods attacking trees to make their hands and nails deadly weapons, thermosanon is subjecting himself to a rigorous diet of have cooked garbage in preparation for the end for the world. he will have difficulties surviving on the terrible food that will be all thats on offer and therefore find it effortless to live under such bad conditions.