Thread 23133382

Ellie Edition

>/ftl/ NEWS
-- The scavenger hunt was a shit show
-- Ellie is the best


>Watch here:
https://fishtank.live
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive
https://kick.com/category/scavenger-hunt

Previous >>23131985

ellie

wtf american whore milk is so gay it has 10g of sugar in 100ml and 2g of protein in 100ml
europoor milk has 4.5g of sugar in 100ml and 3g of protein in 100ml
americans, explain yourself

I just hope chair 4 is having a wonderful day

This is modern slavery

>>23133420
America is a terrible corrupt shithole where we are terrorized by jews 24/7. We need someone to liberate us.

>>23133420
whole milk is delicious chat
I like lattes chat might order one soon chat

this girl has tattoos her life is ruined chat
it's over for her and shadi chat she's felted chat

>>23133420
American cows are just more based

>>23133433
Ottman made the call.

>>23133420
America is in decline

>>23133433
>hey Jet make sure to hire that BNWO BBC gay pornstar
>he's awesome, let's make sure he wins
>wait wait NOOOOO YOU CANT BE A HECKIN DEGEN, YOU NEED TO BE A WHOLESOME CHUNGUS
>GORILLA NESTERS ARE LAUGHING AT ME, APOLOGIZE NOWWWW

>>23133433
Yeah you shouldn't have felted me with that post. Apology accepted.

I just hope that ellie is having a wonderful day

>>23133420
is milk good for you chat?

>>23133455
>>GORILLA NEST
>August 18th 2025
you've gotta let it go

>>23133433
>>23133455
check the archives for his address leak

>>23133434
we have to do everything Israel says for some reason chat they've felted us chat

You don't need Japan, Cole. Trish is waiting for you in LA

the k word is more obnoxious than ever

Can someone explain why we started egirl/chat spam?

Really hoping for some jet content soon

>>23133572
you can say kike

Fishtank is a human trafficking operation ran y Sam hyde, Jet Neptune, and Ben Taylor

>>23133573
I think the intention was to drive out the normal posters out of spite.

>>23133573
No, just go back here:

https://old.reddit.com/r/autism/

>>23133433
bisexuals are gay chat that's just fax chat

>>23133573
Sam and Jet failed at making a TV show, because it's just human trafficking. Now their shills spam random streamers to make the thread seem active.

>>23133573
It's not "we" it's two fully insane guys with no life

>>23133455
Kek
>>23133548
GORILLA NEST

>>23133573
we're just vibing chat

>>23133573
astroturfed meme by 1 guy

>>23133584
Fair enough but people engage with them though...

>>23133433
The end started with tayleigh it accelerated with burt and it will end with...idk yet probably burt

>>23133573
do this irl and then it will all make sense chat

la'ron update

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755549518470670.mp4

>>23133573
I'm just glad we're back on /bant/ so I can filter the avatarfags

Erm, can anyone explain why there are e-girls in the e-girl reality show thread? I'm out of the loop. Help!

>>23133602
but what does princesskitty300 have 2 do with fishtank where she shld take up half the images?

Florida boy is better TJ. An American good ol’ boy who wanders the world without an egirl begging him to and following her around like a lost puppy. Doesn’t need an e daddy or fans to ship him, he can find and keep a gf easy on his own. A winner who will keep on wining.

Aren't there like 500 other threads that exist solely to spam these girls? Why here

>>23133606
Same reason why you take up half the posts

>>23133573
Klaus got simps that try to copy him in the hopes they get attention too.
Im interested to see if they stop once klaus goes onto a new bit

When do the edited Scavenger Hunt episodes come out?

>>23133597
BABY SNEED

>>23133615
Wouldn’t be surprised if AB does recaps

>>23133616
so that's what ellie was talking about

Jet was too lazy to do paperwork and now there's no content and fishtank is dead chat this is his punishment now chat endless namefag drama and e girls chat

Jets xitter from 2016 has been found btw
https://x.com/posh_glock?t=uiRuxOEvI6TIW2m-rZHOQQ&s=09

>>23133610
Benleaks is Ben Taylor from production.

>>23133607
does he have a shot with Letty chat? they would make a good couple I think chat

>>23133609
Sam Hyde needs to grift his way into relevancy, because he's an unfunny poser.

>>23133621
Jet was too lazy to date non contestants and now only the most insane psycho girls will ever consider going on his show.

>>23133623
any kino on his YouTube channel chat?

>>23133612
cute baller

>>23133623
oldheads been knew this

can we spice up the analysis bit and have you guys attach an unimpressed cat gif to your post or something chat
that would be content chat

>>23133614
>Klaus got simps
klauscord is taking over chat we're moogling and muggling chat

>>23133625
He already has a gf. I don’t think dimes square adjacent irony bitch is his type

>>23133628
Fancy pic
>name: Manfred Alois Segieth
these fucking germans...

>>23133625
No. She's not into white boys like Floridaboy. She's more likely to go for one of Shoovy's wigger firends or even the Dominican she was hanging out with.

>>23133643
wdym, nina loves retards and she's whites only

message to the trolls itt

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755550290564772.mp4

It kind of pissed me off when I found out one of my gfs used to date a Dominican guy chat but I guess it's not as bad as dating a black or Indian guy chat

>>23133607
Tazo

Puerto Rican and Dominican > Mexican I think chat

>>23133627
Now Jet is going to get convicted of human trafficking along with Jet and Sam since they knowingly did it.

>>23133624
what makes you think they're the same person chat

>>23133649
Floridaboy isn't her preferred flavor of white retard. She was vibing more with squeez and Shoovy's other firends which makes sense considering her past with wiggers. Also her white's only policy is really more a white enough one since she has dated a non white before Amir and even said so about Chicken in Asia after finding out he was Mexican.

>>23133663
NuMarky

>>23133664
if you're a "blonde mexican american" you are white chat

I wonder if letty would go for Shoovy for clout

>>23133667
she does look familiar to me chat like im like into girls with her phenotype chat but I'm not sure how to describe it chat

>>23133654
True. Tazo is also a better Tj. Both would be better friends and influences on him than girls like Nina and Bianca. Who will only ever treat him like a pet or one of the girls

>>23133673
xena would murder Letty chat she don't want none of that heat chat

TJ seethers have jumped the shark

Danbros we need a win soon this is getting ridiculous...

>>23133685
lmfao

>>23133685
felted chat

>>23133685
Jon has a long history of fucking people over

>>23133692
Daniel is not a person

to be fair chat you have to be pretty crazy to want to meet up with Jon in the first place chat

>>23133685
I fully believe jon here. Dan is a CREEP

>>23133696
No chudgang or adjacent people are they should all be put down.

>>23133676
if tj wants people to stop treating him like a pet then he needs to stop acting like one chat

Love my nigga sneed

Love my nigga stubb

wtf happened to our boy?

>>23133685
Poor Dan, he was the least creepy male on s4 just retard rage

>>23133742
He looks retarted

>>23133752
U r a retarted

I forgot that Cole had a sister
I think Sister Downey muggles Sister Cole

>>23133757
I mean sister chat and Cole chat**

>>23133744
Rusty’s great grandpa is proud of his boy

Dude it's me Dan a former fishtank contestant

If any of you guys like Baileys i suggest trying Irish Manor. Its half the price and waaaaay tastier

>>23133821
look chat
the retards are fighting chat

>>23133821
Oh im going to go reply to him with "dude jon its me daniel from season 4!" Watch me

>>23133745
Not solving the case broke him...

>>23133821
>>23133826
>>23133828

>>23133821
guys shouldn't talk like this

Although it would be funny seeing daniel and jon interact with each other.
They should have a competition with a list of commands they need to get alexa and see how many they can get first try through their impedimentd.

Wtf is wrong with hack_blastard tho

Dan would beat the fuck out of Jon

>>23133854
Cue a montage of daniel getting beat the fuck up by drench and doctor cross and barely beating angie

>>23133851
Jet neptune is a human trafficker.

>>23133851
..bruh chat
bruh

Most people that complain about human trafficers don't actually care about people and are just jealous they aren't the ones trafficing.
Sick fucks

>>23133821
Jon doesn’t see himself as mentally handicapped but takes every chance to point out someone else is either as an insult or being paternalistic

>>23133667
Yeah crazy how stupid they are to do the same thing twice.

>>23133851
yo what

>>23133851
i find it strange how jet always casts 18 year old girls, but never 18 year old boys chat

wtf is her problem

>>23133851
Keep archiving this shit before wigger defense deletes it

>>23133864
>you're jealous you didn't get to rape a minor
Why are jews like this?

>>23133865
It would have saved you time to just say "jon is based"

Jon was like Daniel if Daniel was actually funny, entertaining, drew money and was less of a mopey fag

Pinal county police report filed, now we wait for a certain spaz to show up on codebluecams lol

>>23133881
Yep. Jon is a mopey fag sometimes but that is daniel's default mode

>>23133883
qrd chat?

>>23133881
I love the narrative that Dan went on the show expecting to be a loveable autist but at every turn he's just a raped retard.

>>23133888
Hes announcing that he just swatted someone in phoenix

>police open up
>stop resisting!
>blam blam blam blam

>>23133382 (OP)
Yo anons wtf is fishtank?????

>>23133883
Fishtank is in Rhode island

>>23133890
I distinctly remember the night jin and daniel were in the confessional jin said he wanted to play a character of creepy perv and daniel got mad at him and told him "the people want to see our true authentic selves."
He wanted that forced TJ arc so bad

>>23133892
No it’s a online police tip off not a 911 call

>>23133895
A dead show that will never again be what it was even if another season happens.

>>23133895
fishtank was a 24/7 livestream powered by red bull chat

>>23133896
Yeah and Zack is in Eloy, az

Binx is live on twitch

>>23133872
girl perverts are so based

>>23133900
>will never again be what it was
(and thats a good thing)

Alex B and Jin btw are the only two interesting contestants post-S2.

>>23133892
I wonder why MDE would swat people when they talk about Sam Hyde being a human trafficker.

They must be having a meltie.

>>23133907
Jin isn't interesting you are confusing interesting with "posts in the same thread as me"

Kato is now the most trad white woman alive. Honor respect and protect her Jesus wept pussy region with your life

Reported for threats of harassment, bodily harm, rape and murder. Nothing about talking about human trafficking thoughie

>>23133883
wiggers are seething rn chat bad ideas muggled them chat they're felted chat

>>23133913
Wiggers are implying they have filed false police reports lmao. They don't know when to quit.

>>23133910
His open perv character was actually quite original for Fishtank, compared to everybody else like Daniel trying to be Jon/TJ, Angie trying to be Letty and so on, he was a breath of fresh air.

All the claims have posts in the archives to back them up. Nothing false here

>>23133915
Yeah about that.

isnt wasting law enforcements time illegal chat?
i dont want you to get in trouble policeanon chat

If you can guess which ftl girl this foot belongs to and I'll post the whole pic

>>23133925
rachel

>>23133915
I could see it running dry fast he's actually very lucky to be kicked and can coast on "potential."
He was mostly dull but the wiggers gave a "what if he stayed" status in everyone's mind.
He is worlds better than seth but that goes without saying

>>23133922
Of course it's illegal, and if you're a human trafficker filing false police reports, that's one of the dumbest things you can do. You're supposed to lay low, not force people on ethe record about how you're a human trafficker.

>>23133922
It doesn't matter what's illegal it matters what they can prove and if you're retarded like I am they'll never be able to prove it you were wasting your time.

>>23133920
Shinji did the character better too because he didnt ramble on about his incel pua mindset in confessional and was respectful but horny

>>23133918
Office Shitwood is on his way to Phoenix chat?

>>23133925
Isnt that kato? If i won don't post the rest i dont want it

>>23133931
On the other hand, active human trafficking is a way bigger bust than someone being mean on an anonymous image board.

You just tell the judge that you're incense that they been rayciss and that u ain't know what they talking about even

Officer I mean chat

>>23133937
There is also a higher evidentiary standard for human trafficking and unless u got some ho going
>I been trafficked!
Then u ain't got shit and Samuel Jekyll Hyde will remain free to run his drug dealing human smuggling ROOJ sex cult and Hadrian Belove will never be caught period.

>>23133925
that's a meg foot fo sho chat

>>23133915
he was an uncharasmatic creepier version of shinji

Judges have criminals coming in to their courts everyday trying to be slick so I don’t think that’s gonna work Zack but you can try I guess

>>23133548
I don't post it but I have noticed that the HIDF is still seething over it, ergo my post exploring the possibility of that conversation

>>23133904
She intentionally cam from above :)

Gorilla nest might be funny again in the future if the timing is right and the markyposters dont spam it and keep it cringe

>>23133623
frauding his numbers since day one OMEGALUL

Period! We could have worked together bad ideas but u just had to keep accusing me of being cryokeen together we'd be unstoppable and the power of our love would have been able to overcome any enemy or obstacle we faced like some kind of love powered tank.

That's a different timeline though

The tank that love built

>>23133910
Jin was nontent both in and out of the tank chat
I'm still waiting for him to approach girls in his irl streams but he never does chat he's all talk chat

>>23133964
Bro...

>>23133964
>bad ideas vindicated that production buys subscriptions and view bots.

>>23133947
basically this chat
In his Audition tape Jin said he was gonna do crazy shit chat but all he did was try to look up Angie's skirt and talk about r9k hack blastard lore chat

>>23133975
Fucking based. No wonder Jet got rid of him.

yo chat
the new hack_blastard twitter leak is wild chat
he really posted stuff like this back in the day chat?
and why he lookin and posting like bagelboy chat?
thats cuhrazy chat, shit's wild chat

Binx got lip fillers in Korea. BROS...

damanjin

>>23133979
>46seconds
He screenshot that himself didn't he

>>23133974
He was always right

>>23133964
>>23133979
chat
this INSANE chat
Literally INSANE chat

>>23133979
not a leak you guys are all just newfags

BAD IDEAS

TO THE LIEBENPANZER

>>23133985
I kinda see why Epstein did it

>>23133980
And forehead Botox. BOGGED

>>23133881
daniel is much funnier being mopey is based

>>23133988
those girls are in uni chat Instagram didn't felt me this time chat but they were trying to recommend me HS girls profiles for a while chat I was almost muggled chat

>>23133979
FUCKING BAD IDEAS REEEEE

>>23133992
Worst bait award

chat, lets do a challenge chat
is this bagelboy or hack_blastard chat?

>>23133997
s1 fans are all complete fucking retards

bagel is kind of moogle muggling jet rn chat he doesn't need a reality Internet stream show to get laid chat bagel only needs a discord chat

>>23133991
I can't tell if you guys are serious or not chat

>>23134007
Who's bagel

>>23134007
fax chat
no wonder the babyfag chose bagelboy over jet chat
bagelboy has aura and can start a grooming operation with less than 100 followers on tiktok chat
thats some brutal mogging chat

>>23134008
She just admitted it in her stream right now. She got lip fillers for sure. I missed the forehead comment.

>>23134010
some 20 year old guy that Ellie simps for chat she wore his discord shirt to s4 chat

is binx drunk/high chat or does she always talk like that chat?
any binxmaxxers in the chat rn chat?

claire update

>>23134033
She has appeared on stream pretty faded on a few occasions so probably
I used to be a binxmaxxer until the tj thing

>>23134019
Said she wants so much Botox on her forehead she can’t move it and the Koreans didn’t do enough so she will have it done in America.

>>23134033
Probably prescribed xans for "performance anxiety"
Like 99% of all egirls do that and its not doing drugs because its medication

>>23134035
So close yet soo far

>>23134035
what's Claire doing on my turf chat kuh? better be no custer cizness u 5 me chat kuh?

>>23134035
Visiting Taylor

>>23134035
the midwest

>>23134035
It's happening

?

wheres ellie

>>23134059
California

I like how the filter makes her mouth nornal sized

>>23134064
I love Jingping Caihua she's my favorite fishgirl

Johnny Neptune seeing his son's old Twitter get leaked.

Norway explain yourself

I want to thank you for letting me see myself
I want to thank you for letting me be myself

>>23134077
White men not allowed to have sex in Norway.

We've all seen Jet's mother... would.

>>23134074
This around the same time as those jet tweets so he could realistically actually be reacting to seeing one of his shittt tweets

>>23134077
If it was a nigger he'd get an award

I MISS JULIAN

someone posted the other day a story about a group of zoomers trying to entrap a 22 yr old meeting a 17 yr old

Then i read a story about a group of zoomers murdered a guy and the guys own gf was in the group.
Wtf is wrong with these people

>>23134093
twalmbout Jules? great guy never met him

Where are they now?

>>23134093
Hes on a vpn right now in this thread.
He namefagged like an hour ago in ellie thread
>>23133951

>>23134096
Hi pedophile!

>>23134093
julian is pretending to be ellie chat
hes lost his mind chat

I miss the scavenger hunt.
What even was the logic behind the quantum mechanics, i had to go to bed before people began to understand

>>23134099
What is this

remember the israeli anon
did he die

>>23134112
>chat what is the deepest universal hole you can go into?

https://communities.win/p/19BtGUABwi

>>23134113
post s2 /ftl/ was more interesting than the show itself

>>23134114
he was felted by Hamas I think chat Fs in the chat chat

>>23134099
Norway is definitely on team cringe with leaks now chat

Binx said she’s trying to convince Tj to come to twitch con
Oh yeah they fuckin
She wants to show him off and pass him around too

Q-are you a pedophile?
Niggerlips-unfortunately...

It is a shame the Q spaces were never archived they were kino

>>23134099
its grim when you realise theres only a handful of based posters left chat
for how much longer can we hold the line chat?

>>23134035
Brian Buddies! He's making the marriage a three-way!

>>23134128
I can see the felt in his eyes chat
that's one blue balled muggled felted clown chat

>>23134128
Yeah that's why I deleted my binx folder and unfollowed on twitch

>>23134099
Rip
A bygone era

>>23134135
It's all good homie.

>>23134112
The equation on Clue 49 Section A was supposed to be read and answered as to give a quantum location but people were putting it into AI and getting wrong results.

>>23134114
Tapped out after the josiecuck revelations

>>23134140
Root for The Cooch you pussy

>>23134099
Dead or cucked

>>23134128
rip binx thread again

>>23131805
that wasn't me lol

Finally a new era of semi regular TJtent it is tied to Binx. I will take it but i just wish he would go back to karaoke streams.

>>23134128
>Binx said she’s trying to convince Tj to come to twitch con
I will be watching this

>>23134159
noway got felted by an aussie cumming

>>23134139
Nah that nigga been blasting binx like a super soaker for at least a week now that's the face of a man who been FUCKEN

>>23134148
Yeah i just found him explaining it. Kind of funny every read "map to" and thought physical maps not like mapping things to different keys

having 2 watch binx sucks

>>23134128
Binx understands tjsimps will give her the big bucks

>>23134128
She's a good woman.
>>23134140
Did you actually?

>>23134170
We do what we must for our leader.

>>23134170
lol
One thing about the Teejster is he won't be attached to any one woman for long.

>>23134171
nigga we broke

>>23134140
you're good chat Binx has been girl on girl only for a while now chat last guy she fucked was probably luke after s3 chat

>Qrd on Binx stream btw, what did she say about Tj

>That she had to encourage teej to stop isolating and come out to the group bonfire. That they were cool and he didn’t seem broken hearted she rejected his advances. That she doesn’t want a relationship with anyone rn because she wants to focus on streaming (not piss off simps). That 25 is too young for her anyways. 29 might be the youngest she would go. And she asked chat if they think TJ is a top and went on about how girls need the emotional roller coaster to be spit on and have their hair pulled then treated like a princess afterwards.
Not fucking the Cooch is career ending shit. Bianca better start updating her resume. Her soul has been weighed. Pack your shit granny


>She likes him but she said they didn't do anything nor has any romantic feelings for him. If they did or plan on doing something we'll never know. She handled the stream well and no one crashed out, surprisingly enough.

>>23134172
Yes

>>23134184
that's why she's inviting him 2 twitch con? where they'll probably stay in the same hotel?, give it up

>>23134191
let him continue

>>23134184
Yeah she said what she had to say to keep the money rolling in. And not even her simps believe it now.

if binx says it on her stream, it has 2 be true and she's not lying 2 keep simps

>>23134191
>stay in the same hote

Already a better friend than Letty.

>>23134184
Hahahaha this guy thinks women actually tell the truth

I really hate we never got to see DIrenc fuck up Frank

>>23134043
yes

they call her "honest binx"

hey guys i'm gonna start a new viral challenge, its called the jet neptune challenge
last one to shower wins a retard hat

Binx saw what happened to Josie and Tay and is being smart by hiding TJ

>>23134210
ok

reminder - ellie saw this and enjoyed it

TJ and alex b should be the main characters of a game of thrones bloodgames spin off but that is such an easy W it will never happen.

I'm slipping 2day chat im slipping must be the chinesium in the air

>>23134218
How could you not though it's a touching gesture

claire's sisters being happy yet confused why she accepted their invite to chicago

>>23134206
the stairs would have fucked up frank they seemed extra slipper this time

TJ is the biggest fishtank slut.

>>23134210
jet wasn't ever opposed to showering, just using shampoos and bodywash

>>23134230
is that where they live or are we guessing?

>>23134213
He could move in with her and nobody would know nigga is a ninja.

>>23134197
>>23134204
>>23134205
>>23134209
>>23134199
>they still haven't learned anything from the powtank/lettykorea stream
the tj friend zone humiliation ritual never ends chat

>>23134233
double entendre btw

>>23134191
She wants tj as a decoy boyfriend to keep the twitch guys from harassing her. She’s tired of having to use the excuse she’s a dyke, it would be way easier to just have a guy with her at all times in the same cosplay theme so it’s assumed she’s taken.
That said yeah they fuckin
Long hair twink + horse cock = free access to dyke pussy

Real talk: TJinx is only funny because it makes Claire drink herself to sleep but apart from that TJ could do a LOT better.

>>23134244
if believing that helps u sleep at night go off

respect claire.

>>23133382 (OP)
Any pics of this chick's ass?

>>23134246
you went on a trip to chicago but are still posting here?

>>23134035
remeber when claire’s sisters went to chicago 3 months ago and claire was coping by saying how much chicago sucks

>>23134249
yeah im waiting for someone i got plans tn tho

>>23134255
every minute to spare you have to spend here?

>>23134210
get over it

>>23134255
Have fun and be safe

>>23134255
yo sims streams suck ho

>>23134260
no
>>23134253
i was busy
>>23134261
it's just a joke bestie

saying chat makes you guys sound like millennials no one under 30 says that anymore. chats been dead for almost a year now give it up

>>23134242
fax chat
TJ is going to felted again chat
Doomed to a life of blue balls and pruney fingers from the washing dishes chat
it's tuff chat

what does Henry think about all of this?

>>23134273
>replies to a post where it says tj is fucking binx with facts
"felted" urself lol

>>23134210
that would be way funnier if we didnt know you fucked him for a week. double entendre.

>>23134277
dude didn't even try to milk his appearance for e fame is the only one ever?

>>23134242
>>23134273
Bros u got it all fucked up binx LOVES that attention she ain't deflecting no attention r u crazy nigga? Ru crazy?? U crazy!

>>23134273
He is gonna end up inside emiru at TwitchCon the way you post silly nigga

>>23134282
didnt happen that was abby

>>23134285
must not be in the henrycord

>>23134277
i forget that henry is actually gay and seriously considered having anal sex with a guy that looked like TJ.

anyways bye pedophiles

thread vibes rn chat

>>23134291
Don't lie me and jet talk every day he told me about the birthmark. On multiple occasions even he talks about it when he's hitting the galaxy gas real hard. Hell just nod out and go unconscious for a second and then snaps back to reality and immediately brings up the birthmark

>>23134280
I agree with everything besides the part about them fuckin' chat
TJ is still a virgin chat
every night his balls blue fingers pruney eyes blood shot and teary from the detergent he's felted chat it's ruff chat

>>23134306
Bro u dono shit bitches love dishpan hands the texture of the pruny fingers adds to the sensorial experience for them

>>23134306
backtracking, kwab.

This hack_blastard guy seems like a real sick fuck

>>23134305
idk what ur talking ab

Damn this nigga fell off worse than Scam Hoydlstein...

>>23134314
That's how me ad jetty bonded he liked me stories about pushing women off of cliffsides in national park I used to go up to Jasper once a year and shove someone off of a mountainside. Unfortunately it burned down and now I gotta shove bitches off of less scenic mountains. One year I wanna hit up the grand Canyon and push a bitch off of that

>>23134319
Wanna go to the grand Canyon with me

betty is live on fishtank

>>23134333
Stavros losing the weight

>>23134313
you know I don't actually read these posts chat or watch this show chat it's nontent chat I'm too based chat I moogle and muggle chat you're just felted chat felted like TJ's pruney fingers and blood shot eyes chat it's ruff chat the soap gets in them and everyone thinks he's still crying about Taylor chat but he's really just felted from the soap and shit chat it's tuff chat

>>23134334
we should now direct our attention to writing fanfic about how tj is gonna fuck betty chat

>people going missing in national parks all the time!
It's hard to find someone when they get pushed off of a mountainside. One time I shoved this bitch off the side of a mountain and then her sister came up the trail when she heard her screaming and would you know it? I shoved her off the mountain too and you know what? That was my first twofer

>>23134314
weirdpilled leaks coded post chat

>>23134449
>we should now direct our attention to writing fanfic about how tj is gonna fuck betty chat

>>23134458
this is true chat Jon from s1 fought a dude in a mountain chat I think he died up there or something chat no one's seen him since chat apparently Jon beat his ass and just left them in the middle of nowhere chat he was felted chat it's ruff chat

>>23134270
chat died chat?

TJetty is crazy

>>23134304
weirdpilled TJ simp coded post chat

>>23134210
challenge just went viral on /ftl/ chat

The best technique is what I call the lunch lady's gambit. People love to sit at a scenic view point and eat their lunch they enjoy the view sitting there sometimes even on the ground. You just kinda kick them off. Another good one is laying in wait near a dangerous or precarious part of a ascent trail with some bear mace and diving goggles and you pop out of the bushes screaming like a apache Indian (HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA) and spray the whole group down with the whole bottle and then see who falls off the ledge it's like pachinko and they can never even identify you because they're blinded by bear mace and you've got your goggles on.

I learned that one from a apache indian who used that as his mode of home defence against other chugs on his reserve. He had the bear mace and the goggles and he'd just spray the intruders down and charge them with his tomahawk and scalping knife wearing his goggles

>>23134314
queue his face watching Ellie repeatedly slapping herself

>>23134488
>the lunch lady's gambit
okay that's funny

>>23134488
this is why I don't leave the house chat

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new

>>23134507
Bake fail

it's over
don't bake
set us free

>>23134507
hey woah I'm getting deja vu like I've seen this thread before

I have an epic meme next thread make sure to post it to Twitter guys

>>23134516
I gotchu I love stealing content from 4chan.

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New thread

>>23134530
Unless you want TJinx spam think twice about this anon

>>23133851
Whose Common Filth? And what's AFK?

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>>23134540
New

>>23134314
Abi :(

>>23134237
They go on trips there frequently

>>23133382 (OP)
HIHI