Thread 23134737

Bone healing serum.

>>23134737 (OP)
i dont think that means what you think that picture makes you think it means


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0

>>23134737 (OP)
This shit hurts real bad btw

>>23134737 (OP)
>natural selection

>>23134737 (OP)
There has to be a defect for it to happen in the first place.

>>23134737 (OP)
I swear your body comes to an immediate halt of all movements when you feel even a tiny degree of a twist down there

don't be a pussy and just twist it the other way around

>>23134737 (OP)
I do you fix it ? My ball is purple , help

>>23134737 (OP)
Why do my balls hurt when i look at this picture?

>>23134745
you ever try to undo earbud cords in a sweaty bag?

>>23134737 (OP)
you only have one testicle mike

>>23134747
You’ve got a blood blister somewhere ..

>>23134748
dude
this is a scary image
a literal thriller
dude
only troons don`t afraid this

>>23134737 (OP)
at least you got the picture right this time. bravo Moshie.

Kill yourself kike swift

>>23134737 (OP)
It's just God's test for you. Get it. Testicular torsion. Test. Heh heh.

>>23134747
Have a mohel suck it

>>23134746
lost

>>23134737 (OP)
>men can't run without their genitals smacking around
>women can't run without their breasts smacking around
shitty ahh design fr

>>23134737 (OP)
used to get this pretty bad sometimes when i drove a truck and vaped. lift and separate technique works. in -> out

>>23134759
And yet prehistoric humans chased their prey down when hunting. Seems like a non issue.

>>23134737 (OP)
you know this only happens with people who have weird and thus implicitly bad genetics, right? the cords don't just start twisting randomly one day; you have to do something involving your sack to initiate the process, or be unlucky enough to have shitty genes that would make the twisting easier to happen. That means if you aren't regularly slapping your scrote or doing shit that would involve it moving around a lot, i.e being gay and doing gay things, this won't happen.

if anything, OP is a pissed off jew who has Tay-Sachs, which probably makes him more susceptible to this happening, hence why he's slide-posting this shit. Add it to the list of the results of bad blood.

fun fact: the phrase "what a twist" is a testicular torque spin off

>>23134737 (OP)
Ever since I learned of the existence of testicular torsions I have lived in fear.

>>23134764
Unless you have a fetish where you get someone to twist your ballsack during sex then you probably don't have to worry about it

>>23134737 (OP)
my one ball has been sore for awhile.

i'm either suddenly noticing posts like these because of it, or feds are planting these posts because they're spying on me, or there's something going around so this is happening more often

>>23134746
I dont want to bump this thread, but kudos on the pic. Made me smile.

had this when i was 7. had to fucking army crawl to my mom
then got molested by the 50 year old thankfully female nurse who grabbed my dick with one hand like its the right hand rule and twisting my balls with the other

>>23134750
not how it goes unc

>>23135745
should've let the thread die

>>23135746
if God exist why bad thing happen

As a child, I wondered if that shit was possible. Similar to a balero when the string gets twisted. Thanks to the balero, I take care of my balls.

btw this can really only happen to you if you're genetically disposed to it
if you made through your teens and were somewhat active and didn't get it don't worry about it
if you did get it though you are prone to it happening
thats why they stich your nut to the side of your scrotum if it does happen

Remember these three words: stop, touch, and tell.

>>23135808
thank you ching chong

>>23134758
Lost your balls. My condolences.

>>23136107
can you not bump this worthless thread pls

>>23136143
Sorry, there are tranime threads that I need this thread to be above in the catalog

>>23135765
If god doesn't exist why good things happen

>>23134737 (OP)
When God detects that the next Hitler is brewing in a lad's sack he does this for the sake of humanity.

i actually lost my left testicle because of this