Thread 23134805

i have four cigars left
two of them are special, one is for when i try to get closure with pats relationships & one is for when i make $5,000 or more in a month
the other two are cheap
i am running out of money
i sometimes try to buy more cheap ones but all the fees add up & i can't justify it
i gotta do something with my life

>>23134805 (OP)
the fuck u doing u make more than 5k no way its drawing fucking gleg

>>23134815
no i've never had a job lmao
the idea is to keep it around and smoke it if i ever make that much in that amount of time

>>23134818
>never had a job lmao
is glegposter a child

>>23134821
its over

here they are
>>23134825
manchild actually

>>23134836
I'm poopin rn and thinmkin of u a booger just went out my nose
what do you wanna do with life r u trust fund?

>>23134805 (OP)
>for when I make $5,000 or more in a month
I should be smoking three of your little victory cigars per month, lmao. Damn it's good to be me.

>>23134978
>r u trust fund?
kind of
my dad had a business but it started failing when i was 10 or so
went from $110k per year to like $25k per year, then we moved to the woods
my mom hasn't worked in decades
we live in a low income area with dominicans, but his parents bought the house for us
it used to be a traphouse
i have alot of advantages and disadvantages
>>23134988
very nice

>>23134978
>what do you wanna do with life
i don't know anymore
i've always wanted to do STEM stuff but it seems like a bad idea right now, and i'm behind
maybe cybersecurity, idk

>>23134988
what do you do Anon?
>>23134994
oof do you live somewhere its hard to get job and ur a neet without car?
>>23134999
What STEM stuff?

I wanna be cyber security or sum too desu seems like they make $$ how old r u I'm 24

>>23134805 (OP)
>>23134818
What do you do with your time?

>>23135027
>oof do you live somewhere its hard to get job and ur a neet without car?
yeah but i do have an old shitbox, it breaks down like once a month but it works well enough
i dropped out of highschool and i live in a rural area in texas
there's still plenty of jobs, it just makes me nervous
>I wanna be cyber security or sum too desu seems like they make $$ how old r u I'm 24
i think companies tend to undervalue cybersecurity until they get hit & realize how costly it is, then start to pay more for it
that's been happening for the past several years
idk if it's saturated by now or how competitive it is, probably pretty competitive though
i'm 21
>>23135037
nothing good
games, 4chan, helping parents, cooking, reading, talking in online reading groups

>>23135027
Funny enough you guys are talking about cybersec and that's what I do. It's a lot of luck, though. I've been in it for 15 years and work for one of the FAGMAN.

First thing to know about security is you need 5 years security experience to land an entry level job

>>23135090
i had a guy ask if i wanted to help find all of the websites hosted from this one server in order to find a vulnerability & blackmail/shutdown a certain scam site hosted on it
i made some copout & never talked to him again though

>>23135090
>I've been in it for 15 years
it seems like everything is fucked now, idk how to navigate any of it
i'm sure half of that is just fearmongering though

>>23135111
Your best bet is looking for policy/procedure writing after you get the sec+. Probably the easiest way in

do u have ged

>>23135123
>policy/procedure writing
i read about that once but i had forgotten, tyvm anon
>>23135136
i do not, but i think i could get one after looking at practice tests
there's a city about an hour away where i would definitely be able to get one

>>23134805 (OP)
I wouldnt reccomend hoarding cigars unless you have a really good humidor and even then they still have a shelf life.

>>23135243
yeah
i have to reseason this one every 6 months or so, i don't think it seals super well
i've never had more than 25 to 30 cigars at once but yeah
i'll keep that in mind

>>23135148
gl dog

>>23135270
likewise

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