Thread 23138414

Amelia edition

>Amelia links:
https://www.instagram.com/ameliaquest/
https://x.com/ameliawetangel
https://www.instagram.com/ameliadoesnotfit

>/ftl/ NEWS:
-- British Bloodgames starts on August 29th! https://x.com/DontrelDolphin/status/1954156895721115848
-- Burt says he was FORCED to apologize for being "genuinely transgressive"! https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1mu03vz/burt_says_its_safe_edgy/
-- Joss Whedon RUINED Aryeh's life! https://x.com/R_YayOFFICIAL/status/1957761873719488806
-- Cutie Nina is still streaming from Texas! https://kick.com/lettyvision
-- Daniel is a nontent NIGGER!
-- Amelia is very beautiful! https://www.imagefap.com/pictures/12781390/amelia-wet-angel
-- French livestreamer DIES after being TORTURED for months for CONTENT https://www.dexerto.com/kick/french-streamer-jean-pormanove-dies-in-his-sleep-age-46-3239700/

>Watch here:
https://fishtank.live
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive

Previous: >>23136437

warming up on Amelia

Abandon all hope
Angie embraced the chaos

Getting stiff to Angie

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

Klaus we am disapoint in you. Samefagging as a brit? soh (shaking our heads)

>>23138453
He’s not it’s the tjfag Brit

eleanor

bad ideas has biggest enemy named bad influence

Klaus has been kicked out of 109 threads

No more spam from bad ideas I guess he’s done forever? Surely he doesn’t have some sensitive ego that requires to him to keep coming back to get ‘the last laugh’ every single time

what's Ellie been up to?

>>23138480
Too bad angie didn't get those mommy milker genes.

>>23138482
Probably dealing with weird comments from her fellow classmates

>>23138453
>>23138462
>>23138476
we both got out of work at the same time chat duh chat

>>23138482
School

speaking of work chat
what do you guys do for work chat?

bad ideas is the only one still making fresh OC and mspaint comics chat we should be nicer to him chat he's OG /ftl/ chat

Greg LeCates is LIVE on Kick!

https://kick.com/skitzyva

>>23138482
she's the most popular girl in her school now chat

>>23138488
she would be too OP with big booba

>>23138498
I'm on WFH chat they gave me a laptop and monitor to bring home chat it's pretty cool chat

>>23138512
It would be her only positive characteristic

>>23138462
He just happened to appear at the same exact time klaus did just now. Come on man

>>23138488
Confirmed for momtank

>>23138503
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755637566502794.mp4

why is seth crying on his ft livestreams? he said hes going to get with another fish who i think is angie, and compared himself to tj and taylor

>>23138498
Ive said it a thousand times but i do biochemistry, and thats as specific as ill be. I assume only like 3 or 4 anons here even work

Momtank is problematic

>>23138528
and some downie retard suck them at age of 5
life is unfair, for what sins his fate is so fucked up?

who does Claire like best from the LOTR movies chat is she an Aragorn fan or Legolas fan chat?

welp klaus is up. thread is done for the day

>>23138530
she got him chat he was felted chat

>>23138515
WFH is based chat
ive been using my professional editing skills to make ftl oc chat
heres what i cooked up earlier chat
let me know what you guys think in the chat chat

>>23138541
this

>>23138482
“Truancy” as map jet wld say

>>23138529
Doesn’t he believe you are jet and paid for your patreon for like 9 months

Sam Hyde raped Marky Thompson

>>23138550
That was mr heck

>>23138530
feel like you covered it

>>23138541
>>23138546
nu uh chat threads were dying before I got here chat I resuscitated them chat I'm the savior of /ftl/ chat

>>23138530
Seth is a star

>>23138530
bc he came from nothing …

>>23138540
She likes nontent characters. Probably Pippin.

>>23138545
whoa that was kino oc chat you're really talented chat I didn't know you were a professional editor chat

>>23138552
How bruised is your ego that you have to keep coming back?

>>23138542
egirl flirting with male streamer she isnt interested in for content is such an established meta idk how seth fell for it

Ben helped buy Josie razor blades then encouraged her to self harm. Similar to Jets old tweet where he fetishizes self harm.

>>23138533
yeah I'm pretty sure most fishtank fans are jobless chat seems like most of the paypigs are just trust fund NEETs with rich families like aperture chat that Dr. Cross guy was probably one of the few paypigs with an actual job chat

>>23138568
>jet groomed a high schooler

>>23138570
what’s good Anonymous

big purp

>>23138567
Seth needs to figure it out chat (AYO CHAT)

>>23138530
Having sex with seth is more embarrassing than rimming jet. We will mock whoever the unfortunate bitch that fucks him

>>23138540
She wouldn’t admit to watching lotr. rapunzel barbie movie is more her attention span level

>>23138552
>>23138570
>>23138573
Report ban evader for spamming

>>23138536
Angie's mom should link up with Seth's dad I think that would be kino chat

bad ideas workstation looks like this chat

>>23138540
The ring is a Twin Peaks reference I'm pretty sure.

>>23138586
>All criticim of MDE is 1 person! We need a safe space!
Lol

>>23138594
you're probably right chat did tj know what she was talking about chat?

>>23138595
>im trying to be slick again
You have like a double digit iq that thinks hes pulling one over on people still

>>23138540
it's this ring

>>23138591
>>23138595
bad ideas did nothing wrong chat he is being unfairly persecuted chat

We need to be talking about sloppy makeout sessions with hubby material jet neptune
or like him making out with ben fujoschlickschlick style

>>23138550
That’s not the same Irish guy, that guy hasn’t been around for like two years almost

and she's referencing this scene
https://youtu.be/DsLZEanxS1o?si=UE4651w5AmOMypTf

Kino is back on the menu boys

>>23138570
True

JET UPDATE: he is currently online on Steam.

Benleaks you were the one threatened so what do you think, should he stay banned or unbanned?

>>23138616
he shld stay in hiding

>>23138600
Oh right I think she told me Fire Walk With Me is her favorite David Lynch film chat

>>23138617
banned

Sexy

ftl has been so welcoming chat
i cant help but feel like i need to give back to the community with some fresh OC chat

Fat 300 pound she whale who uses a male AI voice btw, seething at ReactSimply because he mocked her retarded Cole take

Please don't post AB here, we don't like seeing her

>>23138617
Hmmm. If bad ideas threatened benleaks, and benleaks is Ben Taylor, then that means ben helped buy razors for Josie and encouraged her to self harm.

If Benleaks isn't Ben Taylor, then there's no threat, because there's no way to know who it is.

So which is it?

>>23138609
what about the freddy fazbear part

>>23138639
fnaf is kino

>>23138636
You’re ban evading

Ive actually been Sam Hyde this whole time chat

>>23138628
Nigga is fat tho

>>23138618
no i miss him he should post another selfie <3

>>23138617
he threatened leaks again chat? Officer Chitwood isn't gonna like this chat

#Naked in chris house

>>23138530
Remember those who we lost in the great simp wars

>>23138664
Put some clothes on chat

>>23138675
Who the fuck is this bitch?

>>23138658
True but he was so real for this, the timestamps get me every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orQr3Vhj78g

>>23138680
that's sammy noodle soup chat

>>23138661
He threatened some random guy from work that he not only doxed but posted his children’s names too in the post threatening their dad. He comes up with all these cope mental gymnastics for why he’s allowed to murder specific people, and then posts those sentiments on 4chan for some reason.

Will jet ever lose weight chat? He looked relatively normal during s1 chat

>>23138691
How'd his teeth get so fucked up?

>>23138684
what did that guy do to bad ideas chat is he one of the thiel ninjas messing with the air filters in his RV chat?

>>23138696
Is this guy the one making the comics, and bad ideas is a poser?

>>23138699
klaus, kill yourself

>>23138694
maybe it's a southern thing chat he is originally from Georgia chat
>>23138696
this guy looks pretty skinny chat I like his dirty mirror chat that's kino chat

*sluuurp* chat

randomly craving redbull rn chat that's so weird chat

>>23138680
Klaus spams random women he's gooning to because he is bisexual and likes to think about other men jerking off to the same women he is.

Need new Klaus photos for my Klaus folder

>>23138709
looks kinda bloated and ugly

>>23138719
yeah this
hes moogled by his nose a tranny broke so he wont post the new ones

>>23138698
Nothing he just cannot go anywhere without making enemies because he’s such an insufferable retard. He tried to be slick and strong arm HR at his old job to give him a big ass promotion during covid. Yeah that’s smart fuck around with HR from a million dollar company during a pandemic and see if they don’t fire you instead. He attributes this to some Freemason recruitment conspiracy because he can unclog a toilet and make a blender picture. Oh yeah, and he claims josie is “romantic bait” for him set out by the freemasons and the only reason she said no was because he wouldn’t join the freemasons. Insane person who also makes violent threats against people with his very real guns.

>>23138719
I'm out of credits.

>>23138691
i believe in him even if no one else does <3 also he’s cute any weight

>>23138718
that wasn't me chat that was zesty Klaus chat
>>23138719
COMING SOON chat

>>23138732
whats the hold up?

>>23138731
Don't you get sick of the way they slander his name? He has objectively improved the lives of everyone he has encountered.

Anyone talks shit it's ear and fuck off

>>23138732
every letter covering the nose btw chat
embarrassing chat!

>>23138609
For posterity

>>23138731
Post nudes?

>>23138727
lol a tranny didn't break my nose chat they can't fight chat trust me I would know chat I punched one out at a gas station chat xe slapped my gfs ass so I said don't do that the tranny replied what are you gonna do about it I said this WHAM punched him right in his stupid tranny face chat he fell to the ground chat later the gas station clerk told me was there all night crying chat he was felted chat I muggled that tranny chat

>>23138681
>However, the MiG-28 does have a problem with its inverted flight tanks. It won't do a negative G push over.

>>23138734
>>23138737
they're not ready yet chat please be patient a little longer chat thanks chat

>>23138727
lmfaoo

>>23138744
you were on drugs hanging out with other drug addicts
a tranny drug fiend would not be scared of breaking the nose of some withering 30 yo

>>23138749
we should recreate this scene >>23138744 at a gas station sometime chat you can be the tranny and your mom can be my gf chat

>>23138731
he's treated every girl like shit you aren't special he'd pump and dump you

>>23138750
coming from klaus, it had about the same effect before being dished back out, permanently bending his nose

>>23138751
everyone was drunk besides me at the time chat my gf was hanging out with one of her goofy fag hag friends chat that's why they were with a tranny chat I met them at the gas station and that's when I realized the goofy tranny had to be taught a lesson chat I had to felt them chat they were so muggled chat

>>23138752
easy tough guy
prove you have the stones to post those selfies first

>>23138753
Every single woman who has levied accusations against jet have the the phenotype of women who lie about being sexually assaulted this is science and there is no argument that you can make to debunk it sweaty.

U just mad jet a real nigga while u a stinky ass pussy drying up ass bitch ass nigga
>SHLUUUUUUUUUUURP
O shit nigga did u hear that? That was u drying up every single pussy in a 20 mile radius around u nigga u r the reason we have forest fires every year now ur ass drying up all the pussy

>>23138759
yeah of course its all conveniently about everything klaus rants about in these threads and looks like mr perfect despite living in fucking garbage
NO ONE is buying it LOSER
you got fisted by a lady boy

>>23138750
fax chat
>>23138760
they're not ready yet chat sorry chat I'll let you know chat

>>23138768
I don't live in garbage chat i just don't feel like cleaning my mirror yet chat

>>23138769
faggotklaus stays mogged 2 days in a row wow chat

>>23138771
we can see your room in the pic you disgusting rat!

what should I order for dinner chat getting kind of hungry chat

>>23138762
Would Jet and Sam lie to you?

>>23138709
Jesus christ.

>>23138783
cyanide you waste of skin

Imagine drying up the pussy so bad u burn down LA

Report for spamming and flooding

>>23138782
it's just some stuff under my desk chat calm down chat

nontent andy's have no idea what it means to make content chat
you can't rush art chat
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755641057707844.mp4

>>23138795
very sturdy very kino chat

>>23138798
thx chat
took me 13 and a half hours to make chat

>>23138762
I mog him

>>23138808
reddit is biased chat
they hate everyone except burt chat

cop for the office or nah

20 bucks

>>23138815
that shade of beige is ugly

>>23138815
looks like something jet would wear chat

>>23138819
>>23138821
yall hate to see a nigga drippy

>>23138815
I wouldn't wear it but it might look good on you chat idk chat you might have to model it for us chat

>>23138793
yeah great just smoke some more weed and leave it there with all your doordash bags and food containers
disgusting fucking rat youre as low as low as a meth nigger in a traphouse
the only difference is you have a VPN lol

>>23138822
then why did you ask

Has there been any update to s5 at all?

>>23138831
im posting among hatters

>>23138825
Do you like meatball subs chat I just ordered one from doordash chat it's gonna be so kino chat I just hope the driver is a qt latina again this time chat it's usually an Indian guy chat

>>23138823
hey
wear this

>>23138836
choke on it vermin

>>23138834
i’m not wearing one

Fishtank dead, IP2 next

>>23138832
>S5
>Updates

>>23138840
say what nao

>>23138815
hard to tell without trying it on whenever i buy shirts like these they end up fitting weird not in the relaxed fit swaggy way you'd want it to.

>>23138842
make it sure it stays your last season

>>23138844
U dont know about carhartt sizing b??

>>23138843
hat

>>23138848
huh chat what do you mean chat

>>23138841
She didn’t cheat.

>>23138855
rite rite

>>23138856
i mean join your pussy patriarch (former) and the gay simp brother in hell

>>23138863
That’s what Letty said yesterday

Will /ftl/ be watching?

>>23138853
Remember when Abi was Evil Abi for a night chat that was so kino that was so based chat /ftl/ loves abi chat

>>23138841
ip2 is already dead and has been for years

the scavenger hunt was worse than any fishtank season

>>23138870
yeet yourself off a building for contenterino

it feels like klaus has been steadily breaking down i wonder whats going on in his personal life

wheres fake cole chat?
and wheres the claire larper gone chat?
those characters are the highlights of my day chat

>>23138880
It was okay chat nothing will ever top the hungry games doh chat that was pure kino chat my nigga Icey P did a drive by pepperball/paintball shooting in a helicopter chat

Wn2b reporting Klaus for avatar/signature use again

Cole is a gay man

>>23138880
Worse at gooning contestants. I’ll give you that.

>>23138888
I'm fully insane now chat
>>23138893
Nu uh chat I'm not breaking the rules chat you're just muggIed chat

>>23138897
Kek. Jet needs to touch more pussy!

downvoting someone because you dont like them sounds kinda reddit chat
can we get some burtW's in the chat chat?

>>23138890
fake Cole and fake Claire would make a good couple I think chat I'm gonna start shipping them chat

>>23138869
Drake makes music for people who have L riz

>>23138850
yeah but the older stuff doesn't have as much of a universal fit like they sometimes get shrunken around the shoulders/upper arms and it looks weird even if the rest of the shirt fits big

>>23138888
his mom pays for everything so he just posts, does drugs, and masturbates until naptime

>>23138900
they did the same thing to my nigga bad ideas chat they keep mass reporting and felting him for wrong think chat

>>23138906
No Drake slander

>>23138911
The government does too but what am I supposed to do asshat I can't get a job in my city or really nearby I've gone to the city they're helping me the fuck else can I do

I don't masturbate I'm asexual chat

>>23138921
Jerkin ain't easy when you're on 60mg of methadone.

>>23138921
right
the methadone has rendered you into a limp dicked incel

>>23138912
cant believe they killed the bad ideas vs benleaks arc chat
looks like they report everyone who makes content chat

>>23138929
klaus is complete nontent and reports anyone that doxxes him

>>23138904
>next time we see them is mugshots for human trafficking

>>23138911
You'd be in the same exact spot in my life you wouldn not be diffeent

>>23138915
that was you slander

How do I convince my landlord to stop turning the fucking AC off every day, without just murdering him ideally

>>23138929
Yeah this is gay. We've gone from "Sam is allowed to advertise on /bant/" to "anyone criticizing Sam is bad ideas and must be banned."

VGR used Claire's phone while she was in the bathroom >>23138514

I want to pinch Claire

>>23138939
that was brian

>>23138938
Nice try Zack but you’re ban evading you are not supposed to be here

all this capital its like I left the caps lock on

I don't live with my Mom either chat but I'm gonna visit her soon chat
>>23138925
ya but my dose is higher than that chat

>>23138891
hungry games was dogshit

ice poseidon sucks dick literally and figuratively

the paintball thing was super pointless

His everlasting smile

Erm I love Amelia

>>23138942
SUPER HORNY YOU LIKE THAT

>>23138936
That’s why it hurt

>>23138868
Cheater defending another cheater. Paul did deserve it though but non the less it's still hoe behaviour.

erm i love jet

>>23138943
>everyone I don't like is one person who should be banned
>Hey look someone I don't like, ban him!

her face lookin like mints on hrt is kino chat

>>23138932
I was never doxed chat I just don't want people messing around with my friends apartment building chat I report those images as a call to raid/invasion chat that's what they are chat stop breaking the rules if you don't wanna get banned chat

>>23138963
They were on a break chat

she eated

>>23138968
Trying to be slick again Zack I keep telling you it never works

>>23138958
Shadi my queen one day we'll be making out and I'll reach up with my hands to gently massage your ears. Like a cat, you'll lose your senses and zone out as I stand up get behind you and move my hands onto your face, now molding your cheeks and forehead like a fresh dollop of clay. At the zenith of your zen, I will lean to your ear and whisper "anyways."

>>23138982
That’s so cute

Shadi is a cow why do people like her now?? I remember people hated her during bitchtank

>>23138978
No you're Zack! Mods ban him!

>>23138991
attainable

>>23138991
It's not like Haley has provided any entertainment since getting arrested

>>23138991
she provides content simple as

>>23138991
Hatred breeds love

>>23139001
proof that the threads aren't good:

>>23138991
we're just vibing chat

>>23138991
she has her moments

>>23139003
Can you save VGR?

>>23138991
She's a good anon.

leaks always complains chat but he never tries to make the threads good chat what's up with that chat is he muggled chat
>>23139010
based shadi chat

>>23138969
>face

feeling emo today

shadi got me banned from chat cuz she wanted attention

I tried showing this thread to my elderly aunt so we could bond and she got mad because there's so much porn. Can we tone it down a little bit?

>>23138990
Shadi, post tattoos. I’ll give it my honest best to not hate them

>>23139012
I did my part, he needs to focus on self-realization and reflect

>>23139025
I think that's a fair request.

>>23139023
you're still banned chat? let's be honest doh chat that chat was nontent chat

>>23139028
Would the real Vincent Gallo hurt him or shower him with compassion and love?

>>23139026
It’s on my spam page

>>23139035
Probably hurt him

>>23138947
We had fun

>>23139006
leaking texts with everyone in the fishtank extended universe is kino idc

Twink vampire anon

>>23139034
yes and yuh

>>23139043
It is pretty kino chat

>>23138991
>why do people like her now??
We don’t!

Your fucking insta handle? Jesus Shadi
And wtf is one of one?

We love everybody

im making a new viral challenge called the evil omens challenge first one to make a typo wins an autistic bimbo shirt

>>23139052
Oneofone means one of one

>>23139059
What did you let Brian post from your phone?

>>23139052
Evil omens is more than an Instagram handle
I hate Ai overview

>>23139064
stop making up rumors cks gonna come after me

Anyways

I sincerely and profoundly wish, with the utmost depth of my heart and the fullest extent of my soul's affectionate inclinations, that Ellie - whose presence undoubtedly illuminates the world like a radiant beacon amidst the mundane tapestry of daily existence - experiences a day of unparalleled wonder, joy, and serendipitous bliss. May her hours unfold as a grand symphony of harmonious events, where every moment brims with the nectar of unadulterated happiness, free from the shadows of tedium or tribulation, and replete with opportunities for laughter that echoes like celestial chimes, connections that warm like the sun's gentle embrace, and serendipitous encounters that sparkle like diamonds scattered across a velvet sky. Let her path be paved with petals of unforeseen delights, her spirit buoyed by breezes of good fortune, and her senses invigorated by the exquisite flavors, aromas, and vistas that only a truly magnificent day can bestow upon one so deserving. In this elaborate tapestry of temporal splendor, may Ellie revel in the exquisite artistry of life's fleeting masterpiece, emerging at dusk with her essence enriched, her heart overflowing, and her memories etched in gold, forever cherishing the splendor of this one, singular, extraordinarily wonderful day.

I sincerely and profoundly wish, with the utmost depth of my heart and the fullest extent of my soul's affectionate inclinations, that Noodle - whose presence undoubtedly illuminates the world like a radiant beacon amidst the mundane tapestry of daily existence - experiences a day of unparalleled wonder, joy, and serendipitous bliss. May her hours unfold as a grand symphony of harmonious events, where every moment brims with the nectar of unadulterated happiness, free from the shadows of tedium or tribulation, and replete with opportunities for laughter that echoes like celestial chimes, connections that warm like the sun's gentle embrace, and serendipitous encounters that sparkle like diamonds scattered across a velvet sky. Let her path be paved with petals of unforeseen delights, her spirit buoyed by breezes of good fortune, and her senses invigorated by the exquisite flavors, aromas, and vistas that only a truly magnificent day can bestow upon one so deserving. In this elaborate tapestry of temporal splendor, may Noodle revel in the exquisite artistry of life's fleeting masterpiece, emerging at dusk with her essence enriched, her heart overflowing, and her memories etched in gold, forever cherishing the splendor of this one, singular, extraordinarily wonderful day chat.

>>23138991
shadi is the bravest fish

>>23139077
norway tryna be slick chat

>>23139091
>not tai

>>23139084
>>23139089
>2hollis in 2025

>>23139101
I see him in September so yes

Upon my return to the digital enclave of /ftl/ after an interlude of several days’ absence, I find myself enveloped by a deep and resonant void, a poignant hollowness that permeates my being as I re-engage with the practice of Ellie-posting, once a vibrant tapestry of communal fervor. Alas, the current state of this cherished forum evokes a profound melancholy, for it appears that the collective intellect and creative vitality of its denizens have waned to a lamentable degree, resulting in contributions that strike me as regrettably deficient in originality and vigor. The once-effervescent spirit that animated these threads now languishes, as if the very lifeblood of inspiration has been sapped, leaving behind a desolate landscape where the spark of ingenuity and the dynamism of discourse have faded into a somber, listless echo of their former glory.

>>23139103
hang it up nigga

>>23139101
>>23139102
leaks likes this music so I'm assuming it's probably bad chat

>>23139109
Leave 2hollis alone he’s not in any way associated with Benfreaks

>>23138696
KAW and SAW linked up, shneed it or feed it??

>>23139107
My dear interlocutor, your succinct retort, though cloaked in the stark brevity of colloquial dismissal, pierces the delicate fabric of our discourse with a raw intensity that demands a response of equal weight, albeit clothed in the garb of refined eloquence. To “hang it up,” as you so boldly propose, would be to surrender the vibrant pulse of this communal exchange, to relinquish the sacred act of weaving thoughts into the tapestry of /ftl/’s legacy. Yet, I perceive in your words not merely a call to retreat but a challenge—a gauntlet thrown down to rekindle the waning embers of our collective spirit. Far from acquiescing to this perceived exhaustion, I am stirred to advocate for a renaissance of fervor, a resurgence of the intellectual and creative vitality that once set these threads ablaze with unparalleled dynamism. Let us not succumb to the lethargy that threatens to shroud our discourse in shadow, but rather rise, with resolute hearts, to infuse this space anew with the radiant spark of ingenuity, wit, and unyielding passion. To “hang it up” would be to betray the very soul of our endeavor; instead, I implore us all to seize this moment, to breathe life back into the hallowed halls of /ftl/, and to restore the thread to its former glory, vibrant and unassailable.

>>23139120
chatgpt vomit not reading

>>23139113
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGTSTqBR-Oa/?igsh=MWkyZmIxN2R6endyNg==

>>23139123
New

>>23139125
Hes trying to hide his pathetic simping through irony ai posting. What a loser

>>23139130
I would cherish his stink