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Anonymous Poland No.23141822 >>23141823 >>23141824 >>23141825 >>23141826 >>23141827 >>23141831 >>23141832 >>23141834 >>23141836 >>23141837 >>23141839 >>23141840 >>23141845 >>23141848 >>23141849 >>23141853 >>23141854 >>23141860 >>23141862 >>23141863 >>23141865 >>23141867 >>23141869 >>23141874 >>23143272
how the fuck is this possible?
Anonymous United States No.23141823
>>23141822 (OP)
Gestation and reproductive support systems.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23141824 >>23141828 >>23141856
>>23141822 (OP)
Cow eat grass -> grass become milk -> cow pisses it out of udder -> end up in factory -> fills up bottle -> sent to supermarkets -> bought -> drunk
Anonymous United States No.23141825
>>23141822 (OP)
4 chambered stomach theory
Anonymous Canada No.23141826
>>23141822 (OP)
its not. cows and milk are fake and gay
Anonymous Unknown No.23141827
>>23141822 (OP)
get cow pregnant
eat baby
eat the baby's milk
repeat
Anonymous Poland No.23141828 >>23141829 >>23141835
>>23141824
Cow eat grass -> magic -> grass become milk
Anonymous Unknown No.23141829 >>23141830
>>23141828
you need bull milk in cow pussy to make cow milk
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23141830 >>23141833
>>23141829
built for big bvll cock
Anonymous Hungary No.23141831
>>23141822 (OP)
I told them to do so.
Anonymous Germany No.23141832
>>23141822 (OP)
It‘s called digestion you untermensch polacke
Anonymous Unknown No.23141833
>>23141830
ohh it gets better
you can milk the bull and use the semen to inseminate many cows
and even have some bull milk left over for yourself
Anonymous Latvia No.23141834
>>23141822 (OP)
Retard. Milk is made by grinding up cockroaches.
Anonymous Netherlands No.23141835
>>23141828
>Human female eats McDonalds and can breast feed a babby
What are you even on about you dumb idiot
Anonymous Morocco No.23141836
>>23141822 (OP)
Jewish tricks.
Anonymous United States No.23141837
>>23141822 (OP)
Anonymous United States No.23141838 >>23141841 >>23141842 >>23141843 >>23141846
This thread specifically show just how brown and retarded the internet has become. I'm so sick of brown incel males dominating every single fucking internet space. I miss when the IoT was japs and nerdy white people.

The answer is mammals don't stop producing milk, we have selectively bred the cows into producing it in large quantities year round. If you want the cellular information on milk and it's gland formation, type it into google you oven dodging nazi bait fucking country
Anonymous Bulgaria No.23141839
>>23141822 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oahihUHPyGs
This is practically the only jewish causa I support. I tried near veganism (eggs and the rare meat) during Covid. Without much training, I went from 50 to 120 pushups before feeling muscle strain, jump and reach improved from 70 to 85 cm, aged 40.
Anonymous Germany No.23141840
>>23141822 (OP)
>what's a book
Anonymous Canada No.23141841
>>23141838
>The answer is mammals don't stop producing milk
thats not the answer.
ha ha ha.
Anonymous Poland No.23141842 >>23141844
>>23141838
lmao drink milk
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23141843
>>23141838
Whiter than you mohammed
Anonymous Unknown No.23141844
>>23141842
BTW, you can take the milk and make cheese of it ! and other products , its crazy
Anonymous Germany No.23141845 >>23141850
>>23141822 (OP)
Let me explain this process in polish:

Tylko jedno w głowie mam
Koksu pięc gram
Odlecieć sam
W krainę zapomnienia
Anonymous Latvia No.23141846 >>23141876
>>23141838
What's with amerimutts constantly talking about race? Nobody takes it seriously anymore from you people.
Anonymous Germany No.23141847
my question here is why you find the internals of a cow more interesting than those of your own body. are you indian?
Anonymous France No.23141848
>>23141822 (OP)
most of both is just water with a bunch of carbs
Anonymous Latvia No.23141849 >>23141851 >>23141852
>>23141822 (OP)
Imagine your body is a super-advanced gaming PC.

The grass is like a cheap, weird power-up. It's not a battery, it's just raw data.

The cow's stomach is the motherboard. It has multiple slots and processors (4 stomachs, because why not?). It takes that raw green data and processes it.

The enzymes and bacteria in its gut are the overclocked GPU and CPU. They're super-specialized. They're like, "Yeah, we can totally turn this lame grass into useful energy."

The milk is the end product. It's like the cow's body says, "Alright, all that processing? It's for the baby cow. Let's make this super nutritious, fatty, creamy drink out of it."

So, it's not like the cow is just a magic box. It's a bio-reactor. It takes basic, boring plant stuff and, through some serious metabolic overclocking and chemical wizardry, turns it into a totally different product. It's just a natural, weird-as-hell process that looks like a scam at first glance. It's the ultimate 'what in the goddamn hell' science project, but it works every time.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23141850 >>23141864
>>23141845
https://youtu.be/OyDyOweu-PA
Anonymous Poland No.23141851
>>23141849
nice one
Anonymous Germany No.23141852 >>23141861
>>23141849
what nasty reddit a.i. wrote this?
Anonymous Netherlands No.23141853
>>23141822 (OP)
Climate change
Anonymous Unknown No.23141854 >>23141855
>>23141822 (OP)
https://api.parliament.uk/historic-hansard/lords/1946/apr/10/pasteurization-of-milk

>PASTEURIZATION OF MILK.
>10 April 1946
>Finally, I must I think mention an objection to pasteurization which I put into the serious category though some of your Lordships may feel it hardly merits this treatment. I refer to that type of person who knows from personal experience and observation that the earth is flat and not round, and who say such things as: "What nature produces is good enough for me, so better not tamper with it; it might be dangerous; I like my milk raw."
Anonymous Netherlands No.23141855
>>23141854
Before everyone starts drinking raw milk. A friend of mine worked at a bloodbank, and everytime these farmers came in who drank raw milk all the time, their blood would be yellow and fat. Dont think this shit will not clog your arterier.

A small cup of milk a week maybe, but we dont need all that fat with our lazy lifestyle
Anonymous United States No.23141856 >>23141857 >>23141858 >>23141859 >>23141860 >>23141873
>>23141824
How do grass be milk? How is milky formed??
Anonymous Unknown No.23141857
>>23141856
grass makes sugars from the sun
then cow eats grass and makes milk for her baby
but we kill the baby and eat it
and we get the milk
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23141858
>>23141856
Grass be milk only if grass become milk
Anonymous Unknown No.23141859
>>23141856
never opened a blade of grass and see the white pre-milk? cow eat grass bodily systems transform white that's inside of grass into milk, we drink because your rulers want you as close to cattle as possible. no good reason for humans to drink milk from a cow but you can do wonders with propaganda
Anonymous Germany No.23141860
>>23141856
>>23141822 (OP)
Good questions
Loving the inquiring minds
Anonymous Latvia No.23141861
>>23141852
gemini. i specifically asked to create a reply for a polish adhd person on 4chan
Anonymous Unknown No.23141862
>>23141822 (OP)
it can digest cellulose
Anonymous United States No.23141863
>>23141822 (OP)

So imagine a cow like a giant, grass-powered milk factory! The cow munches grass — chomp, chomp, chomp! But wait! She’s got FOUR stomachs (yep, FOUR!) that are like magical mixers. First, the grass gets squished and squashed, then the cow burps it back up (ewww but cool) to chew it again. That makes the grass super mushy and full of energy juice!

Next, her body sends that energy juice zooming through her blood like little delivery trucks racing straight to her udder — the milk-making station! There, poof! the grass energy gets transformed into creamy, delicious milk.

So basically… a cow takes boring grass, runs it through her AMAZING cow super-machine body, and TA-DAAAA… out comes milk for us to drink with cookies! WOW!!!
Anonymous United States No.23141864
>>23141850
beat me too it.
Anonymous United States No.23141865 >>23141866 >>23141872
>>23141822 (OP)
I think the better question would be, why do humans consume a liquid that's naturally created to nourish calves? Why isn't human milk being marketed?

I want to know what cheese would taste like made with human milk.
Anonymous Unknown No.23141866 >>23141868
>>23141865
that's the kicker
humans had to adapt to be able to consume the cow milk
it is actually still new, 10k year in evolutionary terms is yesterday
Anonymous United States No.23141867
>>23141822 (OP)
same way this is possible you retarded atheist
Trump rapes kids United States No.23141868
>>23141866
Bullshit. Human milk contains lactose, same as cows. Lactase enzymes are present in all infants, and in some people (non-euros), the enzyme stops being produced when it is no longer needed (when the person stops consuming milk)
Anonymous United States No.23141869
>>23141822 (OP)
complex microbiome.
most just feed them alfalfa as well so it's a bit disingenuous to say most milk is from grass.
Anonymous Germany No.23141870
Biological nanomachines.
Anonymous United States No.23141871
the irony of all this is that ruminant animals are also wildly inefficient for ag purposes. much easier to force-feed hindgut fermenters than cattle and other ruminants
Anonymous United States No.23141872
>>23141865
BOOOOOOOOOOOOBA
Anonymous United States No.23141873
>>23141856
modified sweat glands
Anonymous United States No.23141874
>>23141822 (OP)
Anonymous United States No.23141875
nature. like how horses can eat hay and be stronger than any human that has ever lived. but we’re in the process of creating silicon based artificial life which will make all those carbon lifeforms obsolete.
Anonymous United States No.23141876
>>23141846
You're a bad dictator away from being erased from history, of course you don't care about brown people
Anonymous (ID: TSEWSVrp) Spain No.23143272
>>23141822 (OP)
The cows have 4 stomachs...