Thread 23144316

Literally me all day Monday, and today.

Can I be the boyfriend?

acta non verba
also me except i am the fuck

>>23144324
Only if you listen to prog metal with me afterwards.

>>23144342
> i am the fuck
Needed you this morning.

>>23144366
was busy pulling an extra hour to resort the big freezer.
coprprate distros are a fuck
20,000$ in frozen baked assets
speaking of which, gn.

>>23144366
if he won't I will!

>>23144378
>was busy pulling an extra hour to resort the big freezer.
Man those things are cold, hope you didn’t freeze.
Did an hour of paperwork off-the-clock to get caught up on paperwork two Thursdays ago so I can relate.
Anyway goodnight, sleep tight.

>>23144316 (OP)
hellooo

>>23144692
pajamas are legitimate pants liners for cold work
gloves exist
i'll be fine
gngn

>>23144342
how did you get your tripcode to have a intelligible name

>>23144710
he has uncanny luck with those gods

>>23144316 (OP)
Do you boyfriend cucked you with a cute and superior ASIAN goddess?

stupid filthy whore

>>23144316 (OP)
just be a neet like me. that way you can yet fucked all day everyday

>>23144739
its "does your boyfriend cuck" you fucking retard easterner

Nigger i don’t care. I live in a part of town where you need to own a fence to keep homeless people out of your yard. To white peoples that is section 8.

>>23144849
i live in a low-income area with dominicans
it's kinda bad and they're very loud, and they do steal my parents shit sometimes, but there's almosts no violence atleast

>>23144702
>pajamas are legitimate pants liners for cold work
Yes they are, used to wear them a lot when I lived in Colorado during the winter.

>>23144710
You just have to git gud

>>23144739
I have yet to be cucked, care to do the honors?

>>23144743
Intelligent clean nun.

>>23144745
Can’t I have expensive tastes. This is my next buy two paychecks from now: https://www.gucci.com/us/en/pr/women/handbags/crossbody-bags-for-women/ophidia-mini-shoulder-bag-p-838465FAE0P9746

>>23144750
Calm

>>23144849
>I live in a part of town where you need to own a fence to keep homeless people out of your yard.
Formerly same except in some places it also required a gun for good measure. Glad we don’t have to worry about that anymore in the country anymore. Had too many family cars broken into growing up.

>>23144862
That how it was in Colorado Springs suburbs and Canon City circa 2014, lots of theft, vandalism and gang crime but very little random violence. The cops in Fremont county did cover up a murder of a girl once during that time so there was that.

>>23144366
I had no idea that was you Melon. Real blue on blue moment. I'm listening to a "Best prog metal" playlist and it's not bad.
I can accept this term but you have to listen to the entire angels and airwaves discography with me.

>>23144945
seems like colorado is sort of a dead-end limbo place from what i've seen
idk though
i went to an airB&B there once, it was beautiful but i think the area we were in was sort of a tourist place

>>23144951
>angels and airwaves
Wow that brings me back to high school lol. Sure, I’d be down for that.
> I'm listening to a "Best prog metal" playlist and it's not bad.
Got a link to that playlist?

i can play a few polyphia sections
i got a cheap 8 string and tried to learn some animals as leaders stuff, that was back when i was taking psychedelics regularly

>>23145043
>link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHkvMuHKgDA&list=PLbyirGJ2Tjh5EnLYtAVGRa_Meh0qjoSvB
>Sure
Too bad I hate women then eh?

>>23145089
It was a hypothetical sure but thanks for the link.
We could also hypothetically just listen to music and not fuck, unless you’re worried you’d get airborne cooties from sharing the same airspace with a woman or whatever.

>>23144945
>gucci

back on that grind

Everyone always says let him cook. No one ever says let him bake.

i haven't baked anything in months i should make brownies or something idk

>>23144316 (OP)
Literally me

>>23147690
me trying to tightline without blinding myself

>>23145117
Nah that won't work for me. Long dick style. Hair pullin. No condoms. Clear your schedule for the week because you ain't getting outta bed.
I can repent for my sins against homosexuality afterwards. Easier to ask forgiveness than permission.

>>23144316 (OP)
So a mentally ill minimum wage faggot?
Fascinating.
Kys

>>23144316 (OP)
NO TRIIIIIIIIAAAAPFAGS

>>23147824
you have been excommunicated by the gope (gay pope)

>>23147867
Hehehe good fuck the Gope.

>>23147889
you can't fuck him you've been excommunicated that's the whole point

>>23147892
I'll excommunicate you from your virginity you little sissy queer

>>23147923
virginity isn't an institution or an organisation or a community you can't be excommunicated from it
it's like a state of being or something it just ceases to exist once you lose it

>>23144316 (OP)
this but my bf is non existent and i am too broken to sustain any means of a healthy relationship in any capacity whatsoever so i drink and stare at the wall while i summon the effort to cook and clean after a 10 hour day in the heat

>>23147728
I refuse to use eyeliner with paraffin wax etc in it and I can't get it to not smear out like hell over time.

>>23147999
Delete this

>>23148407
no

>>23147999
that's like something i would say

>>23148507
leave my board forever and kys delete that shit

>>23148543
hhmmmhmmm no

>>23148507
i do this

>>23148673
his stupid little smile makes me laugh every time i look at it

>>23148651
delete that shit I don't want to know it exists

>>23148686
his stupid little smile makes me wish i could feel emotions sorry...

>>23148041
>10 hour day in the heat
Imagine the smell (of your armpits)

>>23148962
fuck you i will put a .45 colt (not acp) through your frontal fucking lobe you rapey perverted pos find me irl and see what i do i fucking dare you

>>23148982
Wow someone sure is in a "moody bottom" mood today. You are probably frustrated and just need your bitch button hit.
>find me irl
I'm going to be too busy exploring a cute femboys body irl. Sorry not sorry

>>23149011
no balls

>>23149653
>no balls
We both have them and both pairs will be throughly drained onto the femboys tummy

>>23144316 (OP)
The artist of the image in the OP is Discoverychannelofficial on furaffinity and is a transgender person

i love my boyfriend but when he feeds kills in video games it makes me a bit annoyed