Thread 23145668

>in Chicago on business trip
>go on grindr
>cute femboy says I'm cute
>he wants to cuddle, no sex
>he reinforces this, no bjs either
>I ask what if I get hard
>he says he doesn't care he'd do everything but sex and oral
>he comes to my hotel room
>he's cute as fuck
>he says he hasn't been able to cut in 2 weeks due to anti-depressants and hrt
>he really needed a cuddle because his best friend (online) didn't want a relationship
>we cuddle and edge each other for 3 hours
>I let him go first
>he manages to bust
>semen is flying out for 20 seconds straight
>most he's ever seen from his dick
>I bust too
>it's even more and I've been taking semen boosters
>I'm panting from this intense nut holding him while he beat me off
>we pillow talk for a good 45 min

Nice faggot fanfiction you pulled out of your ass. Perhaps you would feel more at home posting it elsewhere. >>>/reddit/

>>23145668 (OP)
I feel less jealous of your business trip and how successful you are now that I know you're gay, those go hand in hand

>>23145682
>>23145684
how long have you two been on /bant/ lol

>>23145701
7 years.

>>23145701
I thought it was troons troons don't count I thought he was into troons and the bussy talk was in reference and the rest was playing it up

>>23145721
>7 years.

>>23145776
You're here forever.
I'm not sure if the faggotposting got worse lately, or it's just because I'm jobless right now and read /bant/ more.

>>23145781
i've been here two years
he posts stories fairly often & the details always seem to line up, idk though
i need a job...

OR SOMETHING
I WANT TO KILL MYSELF ALL THE TIME

BUT I'M NOT GONNA DRINK LIKE YOU FUCKS

>>23145684
Why would you be jealous of a business trip?
I mean, every night the bar tab is paid for, so maybe that? Last night I probably drank at least $150 worth of mixed drinks

>>23145796
>i need a job...
Or a daddy. I think this femboy and I hit it off pretty well and he's in community college for Computer Science too. Also probably a 9.5/10 for me and personally seems really great

>>23145910
>personally
Meant personality

>>23145668 (OP)
you need to upload a picture of your passport to use grindr in the uk now
i thought that was interesting

>>23145929
Why? That's retarded

>>23146569
the online safety act
they probably lost like 90% of their userbase from the uk overnight lol

obviously this doesn't affect me personally because i'm not some whore who jerks off strangers he found online

>>23146578
nothing wrong with a brojob, come on dont be a fag

>>23146586
this sounds like a catch 22 situation where either way i'm a fag

>>23146586
also SOUP

>>23146593
le schrodingers closet

>>23146601
no it's like the exact opposite of that
the wave function has collapsed and the cat is a fag

>>23146610
the cat is gay because of toxoplasmosis

>>23146625
this is so sad i hope they find a cure

>the femboy is coming over again
>probably bringing his eepy meds so he can stay the night

>>23145668 (OP)
I'll take "fake and gay in the most literal sense" for 500

>>23147797
It's not fake but definitely gay. We touched weinors and I precum allot and he used some as lube

Going to restaurant with company eagerly waiting for him to be ready

He's on his way
>asked if I had a usb-c charger
>his phone is about to die
Bottom moment

>>23149623
thank you for the important update about your hookup's phone battery we were all dying to know this information

>>23149644
I can't post as much since I'm on mobile you should at least appreciate that and my lack of threads

>>23145910
>he's in community college for Computer Science too
tell him to get out before it's too late

>>23149834
Kill yourself phoneposter :^)

>>23145682
Fpbp award

>>23146569
Jews

>>23145668 (OP)
holy shit that was the gayest thing i've ever read
are you fucking gay?

>>23150579
Yes. I put my face between his smooth thighs and he squeezed my head

im home now
>and he wants to come see me