Thread 23147050

If you go to any metal festival it's almost exclusively white people. Most of the accomplished musicians are white. The countries where metal is still popular(scandies) are as white as it gets.
Browns and niggers freak out when exposed to heavy metal, to the point where they use it to torture terrorists on Guantanamo.

Is metal a white mans music /pol/?

>>23147050 (OP)
Dark Electro and Metal are white music. I exclusively listen to dark electro playlists.

UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

>>23147050 (OP)
Abo metal

The south eagles

Technical death metal is where it's at

>>23147050 (OP)
One of my favorite metal bands right now, Her Last Sight, is Israeli.
I hate Jews but those guys rock.

>>23147051
>>23147050 (OP)
CLASSICAL MUSIC ONLY
NO NIGGERS

>>23147055
It's ok, I really like Rammstein

>>23147050 (OP)
Aye

>>23147057
kek

I was a big metalhead as a kid and a younger man.
Now I mostly listen to folk ballads and military marches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9bE8zZAndU&list=RDY9bE8zZAndU&start_radio=1
Metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYGwbBgEvpQ&list=RDNYGwbBgEvpQ&start_radio=1
Folk ballad

Y'know, stuff.

>>23147054
Meshuggah rules and knows all.

>>23147050 (OP)
No one actually likes that shit, it's just weak people trying to seem "tough" by "listening" to it and pretending to enjoy it.

>>23147050 (OP)
It's mot even music, just subhuman screaming.

>>23147062
I bet you believe nobody "really" enjoys bagpipes either.
Lmao.

>>23147055
nah only good musician jew I can think of is marty friedman
and the dead guy from death (not sure if jew)

>>23147065
and skolnick

>>23147050 (OP)
There is a reason why most Israelis who listen to heavy metal come from a white background

>>23147064
The carnyx is our real claim to fame

>>23147068
I like the Carnyx, but it really is just a war-trumpet, not so dissimilar from a Lur.

Here's "The Pikeman's March" also called "The Halting March" or "My Father's Story" - it's associated with one one the Irish risings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se0uXjLi1QU&list=RDSe0uXjLi1QU&start_radio=1

>>23147050 (OP)
I've noticed a lot of brown folk creeping into mainstream metal recently. But not all metal is the same. NSBM will always belong to us.

>>23147067
I had a Yemeni friend in the army who was big on Pantera and anthrax. He was and probably still is a really cool dude.

>>23147050 (OP)
yes, especially oldschool death metal.

Honestly, contributions to music either classical or modern really helped me avoid this hatred of Jews trend now that I’m giving it some thought. Whenever I think of metal I think of Jews, similarly movie suites, Thomas Newman, Jerry Goldsmith etc.

It’d be interesting to hear perspectives from different races on this, I’m surprised Whites and Jews don’t find common ground here since that’s all I see at these shows.

>t. Black

>>23147074
My favourite film score guy is a wop; Ennio Morricone.

This bugger elevated the Spaghetti Western to something akin to true art.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMXvHuwEmR8&list=RDqMXvHuwEmR8&start_radio=1

>>23147063
it should make you feel right at home then, nigger

The heavy metal music that I like is from the 1980's - 2000's, and is now firmly in the 'old man boomer music' category. The heavy metal they make these days, called Metalcore, is awful and doesn't sound pleasant to my ears. I don't like listening to my old Metal albums anymore, it makes me feel like an old fogey.

>>23147056
>muh classical musiek
all of those classical composers would think you're beyond fucking cringe for still listening to such old music. they never listened to anything older than about 40 years max. they would probably ask you if people in the future stopped making music

>>23147061
That band fucking sucks ass but they got some cool riffs

>>23147075
Nice I’ll give him a listen
Listening to scores separate from the films with some wine or weed is always fun, is Ennio enhanced when I’m familiar with the media it hails from?
Jerry Goldsmith did suite for The Mummy, which I believe is structured in a spaghetti western, its peak

>>23147065
Marty is a jew? No wonder his music is so schizo

>>23147072
Pantera is so fucking overrated. Cult of personality band.

metal is for homos who mentally never outgrew age 17. It's white people rap.

>>23147077
I remember going to see Gojira even as far back as 10 years ago (yes i know theyre vegan leftists but their older music is pretty good) and ALL the support bands without fail were unlistenable trash that put so much emphasis on the "heavy" they forgot anything like good sound structure, melody or rhythm, anything that actually makes metal good. And this is coming from someone who likes classic/old school and 90s technical death metal. These bands werent "heavy" in that sense, they were more like "hard" in the hardcore tradition. It was just shit and pointless and i know there are autists out there who have made 10x better music but becoming attached to a tour is more of a hard work and social aspect than a quality of music thing, ie being a "good party band" means youll be a working band even if your music wont be remembered in 20 years time

>>23147084
good song structure*

Also yearly reminder, Agalloch main man had to do a subtle apology tour without really exactly apologising because he casually referred to facebook as "jewbook" and they were never remotely a WN band, just "european folklore" (which at this stage is considered the same thing almost)

>>23147083
Metal (the good kind that non-metal fans are likely not super familiar with anyway) along with 70s era british prog rock are the closest to a modern descendent of the western classical music tradition. If you're not into it that's fine but from an objective standpoint it forms a creative and intellectual continuum

>>23147060
heavy metal is probably the closest equivalent we have to "war music" thesedays so i can see how there'd be a taste link. Same with more intense techno

>>23147086
I miss Ian Stuart. Does anyone still make RAC in the UK?

>>23147086
it's all satan worship kikery

>>23147050 (OP)
Somewhat, but "pop punk" is the whitest subgenre of music to exist. Some black people like cannibal corpse and whatnot. Lots of japs too. Metal is super popular, like last year I saw Archspire and Aborted; place was packed to the gills. It's particularly impressive since no one gets any radio time or advertisement. Like the new Cytotoxin album that came out in april has about 80k plays on a couple songs, and it was relatively mid from a random german band. Bleed the Future, probably one of the best albums in 20ish years, has a bunch of songs over 2 million views, and that came out 4ish years ago. Drown in Sulphur, who has the "best" album of 2025 has a few songs around 200k views, job for a cowboy has a couple around a million from their late 2024 album, and Goldstar (who I dont particularly like) who has the best reviewed album of 2025 has around 400k views.

>f you go to any metal festival it's almost exclusively white people
Old white people to be specific.

>The countries where metal is still popular(scandies)
Not anymore. Scandinavia is about rap and EDM in the mainstream.

>browns and niggers
Women hate it as well. Which is why festivals are full of old white guys and no women.

>white man's music
Metal for the last 20 years has been a genre full of social misfits, genxers with peter pan syndrome who refuse to grow up and subpar musicians who can only play power chords and scream because they can't sing or play their instruments properly.

Metal was something that 'used' to be cool but it's basically dead. The closest thing to actual white person musical is classical but it's more popular with Asians than whites these days.

>>23147091
Sideways italy, you dont really know what you're talking about.

>>23147055
I like Infected Mushroom (yes, even more off-topic) but have been against Israel since I understood the situation there. We all have a skeleton or two.

>>23147050 (OP)
Why is metal so popular with mexicans and italians?

>>23147092
Prove me otherwise then.

Want to have a 20 year drought with women, become a metal fan.

Want to become associated with something that will make you look like a complete retard to just about everyone, become a metal fan.

>>23147050 (OP)
I heard that hip-hop is very popular behind white middle class in the US. Whites listening rock music, blacks not.
Roots of heavy metal in blues anyway. In Russia we don't have any good metal band, because most of us lives in flats, and it is impossible to play on instruments indoor.

>>23147051
>Dark Electro
based. Suggestions? I like perturbator, idk if that qualifies though.

>>23147050 (OP)
Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

>>23147061
Gay
1 11 11 111 1
Here I tabbed half their discography

>>23147080
I'd say yes, because his themes are very evocative of the movies they portray.

Metal is a psyop for whites. It's purpose is to make you feel like a warrior. It's a part of a military recruitment pipeline.

>>23147101
That is interesting.

>>23147101
they did blast metal over the comms when obliterating iraq in 2003. There's nothing wrong with feeling like a warrior in itself, it's just be live in a twisted disgusting society where everything positive is co-opted by shitty jews.

>>23147095
If you're an unkempt retard, no amount of BRUTALISMUS 3000 is going to get you laid. Maybe 20 years ago if you could play a 3 chord quirky indie song on autistic guitar about seeing a girl at a laundromat while eating cornflakes, but those days are gone, and even then, you at least needed to be thin and smell nice. Anyone who uses an aesthetic as an identity will suffer the same fate, no matter which one you latch on to. Women like authenticity and excitement; being a guro edgelord who listens to goregrind has never stopped me from getting laid because it's immediately apparent that it's not an act.

More to the point, the biggest issue in metal is actually the level of technicality. It's too damn high. A reasonable person cannot be expected to be a prodigy with 20 years of aesthetics, and so the best the genre can produce is itermitent. Even back in the day with melodic wanky guitar solos, you can reasonably practice to become a cheap Yngwie knock off, but 99.9% of professional guitarists cant play a single animals as leaders song because Tosin is a goddamned mutant. So iterations are less frequent, and genre defining innovation becomes even more rare. Nothing to do with power chords and screaming, as you put it.

>>23147062
It's okay man, you can just admit you don't get it. We won't judge

>>23147103
>>23147102
You are made to feel like warrior. You do not feel like a warrior naturally. You are being brainwashed by listening to metal. This is not good for you.

>>23147093
Infected Mushroom makes some good music, I don't care if they're Israeli

>>23147063
I suppose you think a guy talking quickly and out of rhythm with the instruments counts as music

>>23147078
You deny the accomplishments of the white race? Fucking KIKE

>>23147083
Depends on what subgenre you're talking about
Some of it totally is
Some of it is nearly the exact opposite of that

>>23147089
No it isn't
I know where that stereotype comes from
Those guys are not the genre as a whole and their music unironically sucks

>>23147106
is playing halo brainwashing too? because it made me feel like a warrior too.

>>23147106
Metal just has a very powerful rhythm. In older times there were drummers in the battlefields, who did the same rhythm. It makes you concentrate. We whites like to be concentrated.
Lyrics and intonation make you agressive sometimes.
Rap beat make you relaxed.

>>23147099
Cool. Now do it in time. And then do a 2 hour set.

>>23147106
Reading you retards argue about nonsense like monkeys banging bones infront of the monolith is just excruciatingly painful please desist. Metal shares DNA with classical music, its just complex compositions done with modern instruments and it isn't anything more than that. That's why its considered intrinsically white, why its no longer considered kosher by the EU and why many metal bands disappeared and resurfaced as synthwave bands rather than reform to not get cancelled.

>>23147112
You are correct.

>>23147116
very vaginal take even if there's some truth there

>>23147113
>>23147115
Now I can tell you have been instructed on how to act in this occasion.

>>23147117
Elaborate.

Kind of. It's worth noting how huge it is in Latin America and that the OG black metal bands of the 80s were brown (Sarcofago, for example).

>>23147077

At the heart of Winteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>23147104
>Women like authenticity and excitement;
Metal fans aren't exciting. They are fucking losers 99% of the time and the remaining 1% are the people who play the music or people who don't listen to metal but adopt the aesthetic for some reason.

>being a guro edgelord who listens to goregrind has never stopped me from getting laid
Your dating history is probably looking through a faces of meth catalog.

>the music is too technical and hard
If you are a metal guitarist, yes, I would completely expect that. Considering that you never learned to play your instrument and the culture is basically doing drugs or getting high then performing, it makes complete sense that anything difficult is beyond the average guitarist's ability.

>tosin
>thread is about metal being for white people this guy is black or mixed
lmao

>melodic wanky solos
>yngwie
His style was playing as many notes in harmonic minor as fast as possible, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>23147089
The npc reveals himself lmao

>>23147050 (OP)
Metal lives in the heart of the white man.

>513617289
stop replying to off topic jewposters

>>23147050 (OP)
The ability to enjoy psytrance and IDM is linked to whiteness.
I read two or three academic books that criticized pystrance for being white music for white people, and for still treating Indians as an exotic colonial subaltern race that is there for them to exploit by stealing musical ideas and spirituality and using Jeets as service crowd at parties in Goa. Psytrance forums also noticed that the party crowd is mainly white, Jewish, and Japanese; and usually middle class and up.
And I read one book that said IDM/Ambient scenes has a whiteness problem - music made by whites and enjoyed by whites - and that is music aimed for cerebral enjoyment rather than feminine and embodied dancing typical of black music like house and techno.
Usually, there's an interesting trend relating to whiteness. The more psychedelic the music is - that is, the more influenced by psychedelic drugs - the more white it tends to be.
Another trend correlated with whiteness and music is the lack of lyrics. All whites mainly music is instrumental and abstract. Psytrance and IDM/Ambient eschew lyrics, and vocal songs are considered especially cringe.

>>23147050 (OP)
Heavy metal? You mean like Black Sabbath, Megadeth, Def Leppard, Iron Maiden, etc.? That stuff's good, but a little boomer tier. That nu metal Slipknot knockoff shit where people growl and scream just sucks, though.

>>23147118
Write what do you think.

metal is transgender-coded.

>>23147119
it seems like you're saying anything that increases testosterone is le bad because of the military industrial complex

>>23147128
I already did.

>>23147130
Metal does not increase testosterone.

>>23147051
I like Lord of the Lost.
Was Pleasantly surprised to learn hes german.

>>23147050 (OP)
Most bands are white and yes it is white mans music, although there are some good Jewish bands out there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31BhGqy_TXQ

>>23147050 (OP)
yes but the best guitar player is black
https://youtu.be/q0ZrF7taMHA?si=mAyJpSMy__3elhSz

>>23147132
feeling like a warrior does

>>23147118
Maybe you should pay attention to the actual conspiracies unfolding right infront of you instead of being a colossal turbofaggot.
>>23147122
There are no metal fans anymore zoomie, scene died almost twenty years ago and even mainstream bands like Black Label Society just shitpost now out of boredom. When it was big, yes it did get you laid, even if you were an ugly neckbeard lardball or a creep. Just like going to mumblerapper concerts somehow against all logic and reason got you laid in the mid 2010's and now WEF giganigger demon aids rap is the same or whatever it is.

>>23147136
No it does not. It turns you into a mall ninja.

>>23147132
>>23147136
It mobilizes some resources, you get motivated to do something, on what you need to spend some effort on.

>>23147114
It's only the drummer that adds some weird accents, meh. Immolation for example are much more interesting i ln their weirdness

>>23147139
It only makes you more stressful. It also gives you a false picture of the world and thus it brainwashes you.

>>23147050 (OP)
no, there are a metric fuckton of nonwhite metalfags
go read the comments of any Iron Maiden video

>>23147138
you're a woman aren't you? lol

>Is the ability to enjoy heavy metal linked to whiteness?

yes. there is no whiter music genre than black metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_jhhqjV-HU


Sieg Heil! The sign of our cross rises
The age of fire and retribution is upon us
Shadow resistance, the order of hate
Against the cross that has oppressed us for so long

Torching the jewish creation
Laughing on their despair when they cry
Blood shall be our guide - On the battlefield
Where the churches burn bright in the night

We are the black wolves of blood and iron
Our hunger grows with the stench of holy blood
To feel is no remorse is our natural born pride
Might is right, and to devour those who are weak

Immortal hate, a hammer that smashes the skull
The skull of the flase prophet of christian belief
Shadow resistance, the order of hate
Against the cross that has oppressed us for so long

>>23147142
What realy brainwash you is xanax bois all that lil-****s

>>23147050 (OP)
If you listen to metal and take it seriously, it's because you really don't like yourself, and other probably don't either. I'm dead serious, when I stopped bieng a mopey bitch, hard rock and metal just fell off. Might work if you try not being a mopey bitch too

>>23147050 (OP)
Malays love metal

>>23147122
Haters gunna hate, I am an oldfag ascendant, and I was incredibly successful with ladies before I got married. Still am, particularly because I dont give a shit about them, and I'm absolutely the guy who goes to cons to see if I can find physical copies of the Legend of the Overfiend's sequels in a Juni Ito t-shirt. I'm just also the guy who goes to the Guggenhiem to see an exhibit on italian futurism then has a heart attack when a kid with icecream runs towards the chagall in the basement collection. Just because you cant parlay your interests into art hoes doesnt mean it's impossible, it just means you're uninteresting.

And since you know enough about music to know the difference between a harmonic minor and a melodic minor, you should be smart enough to understand that the point was Tosin is doing a bass guitar technique on a 8 string guitar that requires dexterity an ordinary person cannot aquire on bass, let alone guitar, in complicated intervals. You're also smart enough to understand that power chord progressions are old, and it's mostly open tunings in unusual time signatures and polyrhythms.

>>23147143
brazilians like to larp as nazis too (LOL)

you will find them infesting any piece of white culture they possibly can especially if it helps them believe they arent a brown shit monkey

which is why NSBM (national socialist black metal) is hated by so many metal listeners

>>23147112
This is unironically true. Micro$oft going into video games by creating the xbox was a push by the military industrial complex. That's why the xbox was sold on the image of being edgy games for cool grown-up npc and that is why mastergoy is literally a marine.
That is also why those shitty games are the only thing ipad kids liked.

I know nothing about metal but I imagine it is the same thing. There was real metal made by geniuses but the stuff that got the marketing is not that.

>>23147050 (OP)
Jewish black metal from Israel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve6TlyZ4ZZM

>>23147147
worst Satanic trips of all time

It's European folk music but louder. It speaks to our soul and also probably the war songs of old.

>>23147050 (OP)
For some reason it's popular in Botswana.

>>23147055
for me it's Mac Miller
>>23147093
I didn't even know they were kikes. had some great trips listening to them in the past

>>23147144
You are deflecting.

>>23147050 (OP)
Heavy metal is for fat smelly poor teen goths.

Picrel is real refined white man music.

>>23147157
your mall ninja comment was retarded so I offered you an equally retarded reply. (except I'm right about you being a fefail and you're wrong about mall ninja whatever the fuck that even means)

>>23147150
Its the white blood thats also in them from the portugese. It craves more whiteness, which is good, i dont hate them

>>23147159
>mall ninja
That guy buying surplus cloth for military purposes in the mall in peaceful time, because it is cool to see.
Kinda you buy a cool axe, you are a mall ninja now.

>>23147145
Titanic buttblaster

>>23147137
>scene died almost twenty years ago
That's my exact point mutt. The only people are left are fucking losers who either don't want to move on or can't.

>even if you were an ugly neckbeard
The last time metal was cool in the mainstream was the late 80s. There is no one under 50 in an English speaking country who got laid because they were into metal and metal is cool.

>like going to mumblerapper concerts
Metal is basically the proto version of this which proves that it's always been degen trash.

>>23147149
>I was incredibly successful with ladies before I got married. Still am,
Sure you were and I was a war hero but I just never got recognized for it. Judging from your posts you are a complete narcissist who likes to hear himself talk too much.

>Tosin is doing a bass guitar technique on a 8 string guitar that requires dexterity an ordinary person cannot aquire on bass, let alone guitar, in complicated intervals.
If you need to go this deep into music to appreciate it you are missing the point completely,

People were saying the same about the shred lords of yesteryear with their insane speed which 15 year old kids are able to do because their music is tabbed out and people have figured out their tricks and how to get them. It's simply technique, it doesn't mean it creates good music or that it achieves something outside of a small niche which is small because no one wants to be in it.

>>23147051
Based

>>23147158
Spotted a boring cunt who thinks he's "Sophisticated", but is actually just a sort of fuddy-duddy stuck-up pedestrian.

Bet you don't even know any Child ballads.

You didn't even pick a "good" classical composer, like Mussorgsky or Ravel.

>>23147061
Meshuggah = faggot Kikes who sold out since day 1

>>23147159
Mall Ninjas are those mid 2000s edgelord kids in trip pants that got co-opted into "scene", who pretend to be tough and buy those shitty knives with green biohazard markers from the corner store.

>>23147164
>4 posts by this id of visceral seething at metal heads
Dude we get it, a metal head stole your oneitis.

>>23147057
it because it have ending -stein

>>23147146
This is a mental manipulation technique targeted at different demographic. This is why you are able to tell that this is propaganda - it wasn't developed to target you.

>>23147097
suicide commando, c lekktor and psyclon nine

>>23147078
>they would probably ask you if people in the future stopped making music
Then I'd say YES, show them what people listen to these days, and they'd agree with me.

>>23147061
I prefer Spawn of Possession

>>23147147
So you basically sacrificed all individuality to fit in with the normies and feel proud of it? That's pretty cringe bro.

>>23147162
you don't see those guys or malls anymore, shit's been dead for more than a decade
>>23147172
thanks dude

>>23147086
ugh.
no.

only someone who has never studied metal or classical from a music theory perspective and also who's knowledge of classical is limited to a list of maybe ten generic compositions, like bet 5th, wagner, maybe some bach and mozart then vivaldi and the nutcracker, would say such a thing.
The classical music cannon is vast, and your "classically influenced" metal is just repeating a set of pop culture tropes to create a facade of sophistication. Usually directed at misguided young adults who like the sound of metal and don't fit into the classical music world and failed at their childhood piano or violin lessons but want to "show" their music teachers/parents that what they listen to is still elitist enough to be apprecieted by the musical elite (it mostly isnt).

It's why "classical music teacher reacts to megadeth" type videos are so damn popular.
"black guy reacts to pantera" is litterally the same exact thing, but for those who grew up with black people instead of eurotrash.

symphonic, black, chromatic thrash, etc are probably the least classically influenced of all but most commonly trumpeted as being a classical equivalent or extension of it.

Listening to the bridge in master of puppets and then walking around saying its classically influenced is kinda like eating a wagyu hot dog slathered in truffle oil and calling it michelin star cuisine.

Jazz, noise, and experimental music is a natural progression of classical.
"classically influenced metal" is just a cheap imitation and rehash of classical tropes, it is not a natural progression or extension of it. The only "metal" bands that can be considered a natural extension or progression of classical are never mentioned as such, despite being heavily appreciated by actual classical musicians (rather than autistic techy low iq nerds who quit piano lessons).
Bands like sleep, YOB, death, sonic youth, sun0))), swans.
No chromatic modal shredding classical tropes there!

>>23147078
>they would probably ask you if people in the future stopped making music
the jewish autotuned trash that whorywood shits out is only technically music

>>23147095
>BUT WOMEN AND NORMIES DON'T LIKE IT
Killyourself beta faggot

>>23147161
Yeah, all latin americans are racist. They call it "mejorar la raza" (better the blood). Its the spanish legacy. They view darker as inferior and recent whiter for being whiter and thus better in the spanish chart of value.

>>23147176
Amazon ninja then

>>23147164
Oh look at you, master of projection. Judging from your posts, you are a vapid nonentity with no personality and imposter syndrome who thinks smug is an adequate substitute for substance. Didnt refute what I said, and I didnt bring it up until you tried this whole "everyone who listens to metal is some sort of basement dwelling cretin" schtick. And again, you are the one being pedantic about the technical requirements when my point is extremely clear. Metal has been pushed to a level that is inaccessible with a reasonable amount of practice. There is a reason Infant Anihilator cant be played live; it's physically impossible, by design. Seeing someone do a cover of Ov Sacrement and Sincest in one take was so impressive I rewatched it 7 or 8 times to make sure it was real. Same with Bleed the Future, the amount of effort to write a cohesive album like that from a conceptual and technical point of view is absolutely not worth the rewards, and there hasnt been one of comparable quality in 4 years.

Seems we've moved beyond "screaming and power chords" to "sideways italy throws a tempertantrum because he was wrong and acts smug", which is fine. But shameful.

>>23147050 (OP)
>jewish attempt to be briefly relatable on /pol/ # 2,362,762

>>23147176
Here in default city 2, in Russia we still have hordes in malls. People walk there for pleasure.

>>23147162
Milsurp shit is great work clothes. cheap, durable, disposable and comfortable.

You're thinking more of the guys who buy weird scary looking knives and samurai swords made of cheap chinese steel. which they fantisize about intending to hypothetically use as a weapon but never do (and never would).
Alot of the time its because they cant (and shouldnt) own an actual weapon like a gun. and more effective hand weapons like crowbars or hammers dont have the flashy appeal that will go well with their fedora and basketball shorts when they pose for a picture.

>>23147064
bagpipes are very metal to be desu
I enjoy both

>>23147177
>Listening to the bridge in master of puppets and then walking around saying its classically influenced is kinda like eating a wagyu hot dog slathered in truffle oil and calling it michelin star cuisine.
Hilarious, and true. I'm going to steal that metaphor. You're alright anon.

Its also 95% dork men at metal shows almost no women

>>23147187
We named them "altushka" - alternative girl.

>>23147050 (OP)
I'm glad so many of you faggots hate metal
Imagine if everone liked it, ticket prices would be insane
also I'd have to look at your faggot retard faces at concerts and that would be bad
>wimps and posers, leave the hall

>>23147183
>Here in default city 2
top lol Ivan. We still have malls but since nobody has money anymore they're basically empty, except probably in the jeet hive
>>23147187
>almost no women
you say that like it's a bad thing

>>23147152
Imagine headbanging to a black metal version of Hava Nagila while the Twin Towers collapse.

>>23147181
>Metal has been pushed to a level that is inaccessible with a reasonable amount of practice

i have news for you.
It's alot easier to compose something that cannot be replicated live, than composing something that can be.
You can do things in the studio that cannot be done live.
When you are writing and recording music in a studio, it's easier to employ techniques that are not reproducable live.
It takes alot of skill and experience to reconcile the intended composition with the recording with the live performance.

A band that composes music that cannot be played live, is not skilled. at all.
creative, maybe.
but not impressed.

Showing off musical technique is just that. technique.
Tosin abassi is litterally the most boring guitarist to ever pollute the world with his chuga.

>>23147189
I like a little bit of all music and I hate almost all of it. Most music genres are 99% crap. Most music artists catelog is 99% crap but a good song is a good song it can come from anyone and anywhere

>>23147070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUx8ntCzo-w
was the first bagpipe tune I heard when I was a kid
loved the sound ever since

>>23147192
I agree, Tosin is boring.
He has talent, but his music is. . well. . . .
Too technical, and yet lacking a dimension of practicability.

You could never even hum along or memorize a tune of his.

It's just audible chaos, with no anchor point.

>>23147180
To be honest, eveybody is racist. The freemasonic media and jewish press tries to keep the whites naive to that

Metal does not make you more masculine, it makes you believe you are more masculine.

>>23147191
i bought system of a down's toxicity on september 10th, 2001. tower records pre release.

>>23147193
>but a good song is a good song it can come from anyone and anywhere
that is akchually true, I agree

>>23147197
>>doesn't even Cannibal Corpse

>>23147190
here in burgerland our surving malls live on teenage mutant nigger money but more often than not eventually the malls shut down anyway thanks to how expensive it is to have the appropriate number of security guards and insurance coverage in such a mall.

>>23147098
Based blasphemer

>>23147201
That or theyre in upper middle class or rich areas and still thriving.

>>23147200
Imagine thinking this badass song about killing yourself in various ways doesn't make you more masculine. Mumble rap nigger lovers in shambles.
https://youtu.be/FKrZgUubgSA?si=fArjw-RlcQBkA8Av

>>23147194
Not a bad piece.
Here's
"The Campbells are Coming"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbkzIPJFDE4&list=RDJbkzIPJFDE4&start_radio=1

Chorus:

The Campbells are coming Ho-Ro, Ho-Ro!
The Campbells are coming Ho-Ro, Ho-Ro!
The Campbells are coming to bonnie Lochleven
The Campbells are coming Ho-Ro, Ho-Ro!
Verses:

Upon the Lomonds I lay, I lay,
Upon the Lomonds I lay, I lay,
I lookit down to bonnie Lochleven
And saw three perches play-hay-hay!
The Great Argyll he goes before,
He makes the cannons and guns to roar,
With sound o'trumpet, pipe and drum,
The Campbells are coming, Ho-Ro, Ho-Ro!
The Campbells they are a' in arms,
Their loyal faith and truth to show,
With banners rattling in the wind,
The Campbells are coming Ho-Ro, Ho-Ro!

My music teacher was a Campbell.
Of the sept that were kicked off the Campbelltown peninsula for counting their slaves as sheep for tax purposes.

>>23147056
Metal is a lot closer to classical music than you think it is.

>>23147192
Absolutely agree. It's why I hate superior drummer and am less than impressed with Dragon Force. But Archspire is exactly as good live as they are on the album to reconsile the point I was making, and I came in expecting them to be underwhelming.

As with Tosin, honestly he was the first guy who popped into my head for "technique a professional musician cannot reproduce". Personally, I like it, but I'm a rhythm sort of guy at the end of the day and I can see your complaint. Like this guy said:
>>23147195
How the fuck are you going to hum physical education other than the little bit of a lead?

>>23147050 (OP)
idk im half indian, half white and all i listen to is deftones, metallica, megadeth etc

>>23147195
its just morse code with distortion.

i bet he probably writes that way. leaves hidden messages in morse in his songs. "im a niggerfaggot" 8 times in 9/8. then "you're all dirty jews" 7 times in 5/4 before "i want more fried chicken and koolaid" in 11/16 repeated fifteen times before climaxing back into "im a niggerfaggot" back this time in 6/8 twenty five times at double tempo.

>>23147205
>My music teacher was a Campbell.
>for counting their slaves as sheep for tax purposes.
kek
are you sure his name wasn't Campberg?

>>23147200
I stand by my words.

>>23147050 (OP)
Whiteness as in low IQ white trash? Then yes.

>>23147210
Did you know copper wire was invented by two scotsmen having a fight over a penny?

>>23147208
no, you're just full indian.

>>23147089
Never was dude

>>23147211
>I'll cut my throat or hang myself. Amputate - intersect - execute. I'll slit my wrists and bleed to death to kill myself.
C'mon normie faggot, repeat after me. You'll grow your first few chest hairs after learning this chorus.

>>23147169
I'm just telling you what everyone who sees you in your 'battle jackets' is actually thinking.

>stole your
You are basically on the juggalo tier of fandoms. Even trekkies or battlestar galactica fans get more ass for their interests than you. You aren't taking anyone's woman or man (probably metal has had to embrace LGBT because the festivals are the most man filled place other than gay biker bars).

>>23147179
I don't have musical choices that make women want to run away, so I'm clearly higher up on the hierarchy than a metal fan.

>women don't like it is cool
You realize that the reason metal became popular in the first place was because girls went to the concerts or bars and guys could get laid there? The fact that you look down on that shows that metal truly appeals to losers at this point.

>>23147181
>ou are a vapid nonentity with no personality and imposter syndrome who thinks smug is an adequate substitute for substance
I have a personality, you are interacting with it. Where did you get imposter syndrome from? I never claimed to be something I'm not.

>There is a reason Infant Anihilator cant be played live; it's physically impossible, by design
Do you really think that someone who has spent their entire childhood trying to master an instrument and make it their career wants to be associated with a band called 'infant annihilator'? The only people who are trying to play this music are the trash of society to begin with so of course it's impossible to play for them.

>he was wrong and acts smug
What am I wrong about? I said metal is basically power chords as fast as possible and screaming into a microphone. That's Black and Death metal in a nutshell.

I have no idea who the fuck you are even referring to now and clearly there is a reason why. I'm sure you can find mumble rappers who don't use autotune or xans as well, I just don't care enough to go looking for them.

>>23147205
very nice and warlike
no place for soppy music in them there mountains

>>23147090
Bleed The Future is a whole other level. Archspite is wild

>>23147213
ah yes, the stingy Scotsman stereotype

>>23147145
This song hits hard anon

>>23147217
>I don't have musical choices that make women want to run away, so I'm clearly higher up on the hierarchy than a metal fan.
I started getting way more pussy back in the day when I got into metal and started wearing scary metal t shirts. Women may not like metal themselves but they think metal heads are sexy. Half the chicks I was picking up were wanna be ghetto chicks btw. You have no idea what you're talking about, it's probably because you live in some backwards country.
>You realize that the reason metal became popular in the first place was because girls went to the concerts or bars and guys could get laid there? The fact that you look down on that shows that metal truly appeals to losers at this point.
I got plenty of pussy in my life, I couldn't fucking care less either way if metal shows (which I don't even attend) are sausage fests or not. I'm not gonna let that dictate what music sounds good to my ear holes. You sound like a conformist, how sad.

>>23147057
extremely degenerate band of communist fags

>>23147050 (OP)
Most metalheads in latin america are gigabrown

>>23147195
There's nothing "catchy" about goa trance either. The appeal remains

>>23147223
>extremely degenerate
they don't perform Buck Dich or even Pussy anymore

>>23147077
Same thing that happened to punk music, multiple generations of bands who were all influenced by the same albums so it becomes an imitation of an imitation of an imitation

>>23147220
Comes from being poor as all buggery.
Being tight fisted is a great virtue when you live in a clachan surrounded by nowt but highland pasture and granite crags.

During and post-Highland Clearances the situation was direr still.

But there are still Scots, and they're still tightwads.

>>23147217
you are quite wrong.
there's plenty of metal that attracts women. its just not progressive death thrash or tech metal.

2000's-2010's east coast stoner/doom/black/experimental/crust scene was absolutely packed with high end pussy.

See when you go to a club for tiesto, you are going there to chase women. Because you are there for the women, not the music. And that sets up your relationship for failure from the start, because is a mssive KEK SIMP move (but typical of european and latin american mentality, so understandable)

when women go to metal shows, they go to chase men.

>>23147224
Isn't most anything there gigabrown though? Sepultura guys weren't brown(not counting the new singer) neither were sarcofago

>>23147077
>, it makes me feel like an old fogey.
imagine being a grown ass man and caring what current year teens think about you
how pathetic

>>23147226
>anymore
That's because they're catering to their woke audience these days. They're still degenerates at their core

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhsRUewX6gc

I absolutely despise how music culture is centered around chasing pussy rather than the music itself. Spiritual niggers, all of you.

>>23147216
Following orders is not masculine. You will not boss me around. I will act as I like.

>>23147217
It seems you've stopped reading entirely at this point and have devolved into a sentient pile of angst and contrarianism, as par for the course. Your imposter syndrome is this inauthentic air of superiority that you have. You came to prove a point: you are this and they are that. When refuted you stopped engaging all together and entered the smug retard cave. You went from discussing the differences between melodic and harmonic scales to blanket copes and shallow insults. You could do better, but you lack either the reading comprehension or the will, and "judging by your replies" to other people, seems as if you're more interested in arguing like a woman about access to holes than discussing anything of merit.

Is that the best you can do? No. But it is all you have right now.

>>23147228
highlanders are similar everywhere
our are like that too

>>23147227
I'm a rock drummer (school of bonham, ward, appice, etc) and not even that good. average.

I can put on any punk song on random on spotify, any band i've never heard of, and nail the whole song on the second take. It's so easy it's not even fun anymore. Just exhausting.

>>23147222
>I started getting way more pussy back in the day when I got into metal and started wearing scary metal t shirts.
Sure you did. I used to bench 200 KG back in the day as well, I just never recorded it.

>you have no idea what you're talking about, it's probably because you live in some backwards country.
Metal is more popular here and in Europe than in your country, so I can tell you as a fact that if it's pathetic here it's even worse where you are.

>You sound like a conformist, how sad.
Metal fans aren't individuals that's why they all dress up the same when they go to their retarded shows, they have their uniform of unwashed black shirts and greasy hair.

>>23147232
video doesn't play without login but yes, I saw that live
>degenerates at their core
it's called art, anon
art means pretending and not always believing what you present
I bet you also think Christian Bale is a cruel surprise killer IRL
why did he not get arrested yet I wonder

>>23147240
>smears mixture of shit and period blood on canvas
>iTs CAlLeD ArT

>>23147241
James Earl Jones was a cruel space dictator
good thing he died

Two of the founding members of Suffocation were black though

>Summer
>Listen to happy pop music, anime music, and super eurobeat
>Winters
>Listen to Heavy Metal

There is nothing comfier than listening to Power Wolf while walking home in the darkness and cold in a light snow

>>23147057
rammstein is so fucking gay.

They specifically are adored by jews because of the horror movie effect. its just nazi enough to scare your parents but still woke enough you can have gay buttsex to it, with beats designed for humping.

90's marylin manson holds the test of time better and has a much deeper breath of creativity and philosophy but israelis dont dig it because its not nazi enough anymore. and when it was nazi enough, it was a little bit too nazi.

Rammstein hits that nazi p-spot just right for you hummus eaters

>>23147236
I am fond of highlanders; they're practical, hardy people, and their wild streak and their pride are one and the same.

>>23147243
that was their only selling point.

they beat netflix by decades, i'll give them that.

>>23147247
Jesus Wept is a fine song. The shitty production values on their early stuff is kind of charming.

>>23147246
in america we call them hillbillies and most are descended from your scots-irish.

they grow great weed but alot of them will live in houses with a collapsed wall and no running water for 20 years and act like no big deal

>>23147247
Huh? They have some of the best riffs in death metal

>>23147250
That's like having the best cowshit in india.

>>23147229
>2000's-2010's east coast stoner/doom/black/experimental/crust scene was absolutely packed with high end pussy.
Notice how it's always 20 years ago or even longer, it's never today. I wonder why that is.

> Because you are there for the women, not the music.
No shit, that's why nightclubs exist dumbass. Music simply means it's not an empty room of people standing together getting drunk or taking drugs.

>hat sets up your relationship for failure from the start and you are a simp
You really don't have much experience around women or nightlife in general if you think people marry club people. Everyone is a whore men and women.

>white women go to metal shows
Which one in the current day. They definitely go to mainstream music festivals, metal are sausage fests.

>>23147235
>Your imposter syndrome is this inauthentic air of superiority that you have.
I don't have a musical choice that offends most of society by choice, so I'm one step ahead of you already.

>You went from discussing the differences between melodic and harmonic scales to blanket copes and shallow insults.
I wrote that Yngwie's style was playing as many notes as possible in the HM scale not 'wanky melodic solos'. I never engaged in some discussion about music theory because clearly you have no idea about anything you are talking about from that statement alone.

You use 'technicality' to basically justify your like of some musical choice which is fucking retarded because this is something that you are meant to like for itself, not about how 'complex' it is and even in that case the level of technicality is nothing compared to what people play outside of metal. Look at jazz fusion if you really want to see how far people go with technicality on that instrument and they can still make music which doesn't offend most of the planet in the process.


>arguing like a woman
The closest experience you have to this is arguing with your mother when she is telling you to move out and get a job.

>>23147217
>crashing out this hard
kek nice to know I was right.

>>23147251
You are the bloody saar! You fucking! Rape you later!

>>23147252
>Everyone is a whore men and women.

well yeah.

but most of the hookups i saw in the metal world resulted in lasting relationships. metalheads don't go to disco clubs because we arent whores.

and i'm sure its the same now, i see plenty of women at the rare showni go to, i'm just 40 and not dating so i dont pay attention to the social side anymore

>>23147243
>Suffocation
literally who faggot

>>23147050 (OP)
The vocals ruin almost every metal song. Create incredible instrumental tracks only to shit all over it with some retards guttural belching.

>hungary writing a thesis paper on why metal is bad
chill out of the dexedrine dude

>>23147252
Sideways italy, I'm at work. The fact you use "offensiveness" as an indicator of quality is exactly what I'm talking about. You are trying to fit in, but dont. Imposter syndrome. I like what I like and dont particularly care what other people think. I can explain why at length, being offensive has nothing to do with it, and you may be surprised to hear that I like a comically large variety of things, including pallatable things normal people also like.

And on one hand you're talking about granularity of a particular musician, when "melodic" literally means pleasant sounding as much as it means a particular interval. Then when I started talking about granularity, you bawked. And now you're doing both at once. What makes you think I dont listen to Jazz? My old roommate was the biggest pat metheny fan I've ever met, and one of my buddies is a proffessional saxophone and bass player. You want to see something complex that also offends everyone on the planet AND is "technically" jazz? Henry Kaiser sits up there alone with atonal music.

>https://youtu.be/-kJus_qf2Pk?si=TfA50XUuS4Ar2Op3

>>23147258
he's a eurocuck coping and seething at bit titty goth girls being too inaccessable in his vanilla ass country.

the only pussy he can get are 35 year old babushkas and 20 year old bimbos who's musical taste starts with eiffel65 and ends with tiesto, and depth of personality is about as wide and deep as tablespoon of mayonaise.

>>23147249
Yup.
Car breaks down?
Shetland Pony has that covered.
Fridge broken?
Salt and smoke meat and store them in a cellar, or hanging up somewhere dry and airy.
Can't be arsed to go to the shop?
Shoot, trap or forage or fish something.

It's how people are supposed to be; adaptable.

>>23147273
https://youtu.be/tRnzQJddle0?si=vVBOpqMxafEXd94U

litterally that

>>23147278
yeah but that also results in them litterally living in a house with crooked floors and a collapsed wall and doing nothing about it.

You should see some parts of WV and Kentucky...rural slums with yards that are junkyards filled with trash dating back to the 1970's. Most forgot how to hunt and subside mostly on doritos, fentanyl, meth, and mountain dew with an occasional bigmac for a holiday treat.

>>23147279
I lol'd. At first, yes. And then you realize he's doing it all on purpose because you cant accidentally do pinch harmonics like that on demand. Then you watch his other "music" and it dawns on you: that's how he wanted it to sound and he absolutely knows better.

>>23147349
That's the loss of their way of life.
Their ancestors built their own homes.
Slowly, generation by generation, as the lifestyle dies out, the skills of that way of life die off.

I'm surprised jannytrannies didn't prunjab or dalit this thread. At least they let us bant for 200 posts, but you know. Gotta make way for 5 more fuentes threads.

>>23147355
yeah i get it, kind how the creators of south park could probably paint a great oil portrait but use computerized cardboard to make cartoons instead.

You're wrong about pinch harmonics though. After i first learned to do them well i developed a nasty habit of doing it so much unintentionally that i had to teach myself to not do pinch harmonics. They are easy AF once you get the pick grip right.

>>23147357
yes but also a result of inbreeding in a population that is already genetically predisposed to being a bunch of fucking retards.

>>23147366
Yeah, in spirit. I think he finds it funny. But I'm pretty sure proper pinch harmonics all have a specific distance and place you need to hit on the string relative to where you're fretting, and he's doing it with resonance on an accoustic guitar monstrosity in a way that isnt accidental, but point taken.

>>23147050 (OP)
why is /pol/ so fucking retarded

>>23147256
Sorry you're not familiar with any music other than the Islamic call to prayer in your cucked country, Dutch fag.

>>23147257
go listen to some justin bieber, faggot. that shit's more your speed

>>23147364
pol has gotten boring with all this fuentes and epstein shit.

Like no one gives a fuck about fuentes, he's obscure to begin with and a complete faggot that's got youtube prank star tier demographics.

and epstien? oh wow guys you have discovered the concept of kompromat. How shocking! how could they! how do lightbulbs work? how to birds fly?! WHY IS THE SUN HOT!?!?! I NEED ANSWERS. ITS ALL A CONSPIRACY.

>>23147368
Comme ci, comme ça.
Better than whatever the fuck is happening in the cities anyroad.

>>23147390
the fuentes acolytes are incredibly insufferable, they don't know shit, but they're very loud about the fact that they do

>>23147390
True facts. And they all call you a glowie or a shill for pointing it out. Cool man, keep your decade old scandal no one cares about to one thread. "B-But muh children!" Yes, I did, a decade ago. And now I dont because I know there is no resolution.

>>23147420
it's not even children.

All those epstein girls were in their late teens and wanted to be there. He wasn't forcibly kidnapping anyone.

i knew one of his girls, litterally grew up with her like a cousin. She was a gate kid with a poor ass mother that was our housekeeper. She can talk the talk and dress up to look like a 9 but was average in every respect underneath. Her mom encouraged her to date rich older men to get her out of the house and set her up with wealth. So she started running around clubs with a fake id at 15, got into modeling, eventually got picked up by epstein for a few rounds then passed off to the russian crowd in brighton beach, they sent her to dubai for a few years and eventually she settled with some dweeby russian banker 4 years younger than her that she's been able to wrap around her finger like a puppet. For every virginia guffrie there is a thousand girls like the one i know.

>>23147599
pressing x to doubt this glownigger story

>>23147608
there's no reason to doubt it. Ever dumb hot bitch i knew in high school dated guys at least five years older and bragged about getting into clubs with fake ID's etc.

They didnt realize they were being taken advantage of. They believed they were the ones taking advantage, which they actually were. it goes both ways. Used people use people, users get used.

The failures come out regretting it, feel thrown away, and use lawfare to cobble back their life. But there's alot of "success stories" out there too, girls who married up and got their money or doors opened for them that dont regret it at all.

and it continues, just as it always has and always will.

Lets get this straight. While the scandal is in the political kompromat, the real outrage is that rich chads that have their pick of the litter exist and so do women who don't age well, and that upsets christcucks who either incel out or settled with their college wench that turned into a shebeast after marriage. simple as.

>>23147050 (OP)
>scandinavia
>white
KEK!