Thread 23149182

Roast beef sandwich
Macaroni salad
Orange juice
Soda

This is my lunch. Try not to be too jealous ;)

>>23149182 (OP)
>Roast beef sandwich
Looks dry.
>Macaroni salad
No seasoning
>Orange juice
Apple juice superior
>Soda
Water is better for you.

>>23149182 (OP)
The homeless negroid living outside of the local train station and cooking over a shopping cart has better culinary taste than your entire continent. I hate you so fucking much. Rake yourself

>>23149182 (OP)
I can’t be jealous, that’s exactly what I am eating too!

>>23149182 (OP)
That sandwich looks good

>>23149182 (OP)
>white people food

>>23149182 (OP)
Decent. A level 2 toast on the rye would be better though.

>>23149182 (OP)
That looks good, Anon I'm jealous.

>>23149187
Here is a fun fact; when someone asks you “how to get an exact half cut for a sandwich” you tell them
>cut it diagonally
This is a solid response to this job interview question the HR ladies will throw at you

>>23149184
Perhaps, but not being French is the greatest gift life can give, Baguette Faggot.

>>23149182 (OP)
that lunch is cruel and unusual punishment
where are you doing time?

>>23149183
You may not like it but that OJ and the soda are the exact same. In fact that soda may have less sugar than the OJ. They are the exact same sugar molecules. Anyone that says juice is fine and soda with sugar is bad is simply ignorant. The only difference otherwise would be trace vitamins, and small amount of fibre.

>>23149182 (OP)
Enjoy your meal

I am hungry, Don't know what I want to eat!

I want a cheat meal, but all my cheat meals are good, I never eat McDonald's kind of shit... yesterday I had a homemade compfy European bean stew with raw garlic, onion, fetta and sourdough bread so good.

I had scrambled eggs with European cream cheese... german local cold meats.

Today I am thinking sushi! But I don't know, so hard to choose.

I don't want steak I had that two days a go, tons of it.

What do I do!

>>23149182 (OP)
This is my perfect lunch good job

>>23149192
>t. la lumiera obscura

>>23149182 (OP)
Looks like a decent lunch. I don't understand why you need orange juice and soda both though. If I was there I would be accosting you about it, pretty aggressively. I'm serious. I wouldn't be able to move past it. If you got uppity about it I would smack you in the face.

>>23149182 (OP)
I'd eat that shit right now. I don't care.
>>23149191
What if the bread is shaped funny (or is just round) and not symmetrical? Aaaah, roasted, betch. Got your ass

>>23149194
One is a whole food and one is processed garbage, so there is that, bitch

>>23149200
Then that is a sub, and not a sandwich in the tradition sense. So post DENIED, just like your job application to this esteemed fast food franchise

>>23149182 (OP)
Looks tasty

>>23149202
C O P E
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Gotcha, bitch

>>23149203
>Lock my car at night so niggers don't steal it because I'm jealous of the niggers

>>23149201
neither one of them are a whole food you fucking stupid cunt.

>>23149184
Va chier petite tapette.
>Pic relatef

>>23149202
What? Rye bread isn't square and it sure as hell isn't a sub.

>>23149207
Orange juice is literally just orange retard. It grew out of the ground and is un-fucked with. It's a whole food.

>>23149182 (OP)
>Canadakek
>28.50$
yeah enjoy your slop i guess

>>23149182 (OP)
With sandwiches
You HAVE TO FLUFF THE MEAT

>>23149205
This is not an acceptable answer, we need our sandwich engineers to be ingenuitive

>>23149209
Speak with less wheat in your mouth pls

not processed food: orange juice and lettuce

>>23149182 (OP)
Tons of carbs, what a fat bitch

>>23149211
It's clearly homemade. Wouldn't cost anywhere near that.

>>23149214
I would give the cheese a pass depending on if it's actual cheese or not

>>23149182 (OP)
I had fruit. Going to have a salad with chicken and lemon garlic dressing for dinner.
Trying to lower my intake overall with regular meals instead of my normal habit of cleaning my plate.

>>23149187
I cut mine diagonally everytime I make one

>>23149182 (OP)
I'm late to the thread but these ingredients are not food anon, holy fuck.

You have 0 fiber and that lettuce isn't going to do shit.
That mac and cheese will pass through your gut like nothing. The sandwich full of cheese likewise.
The soda is just more sugar.

You will get GERD from this.

A sandwich is NOT food. Eat pasta if you're going to eat pasta, but cut down on the cream, add olive oil instead, bell peppers, egg (for sauce), bit of cheese and a protein.
THAT'S food and that's your "fast food". Later in the day, boil fucking potato with fish.

>>23149182 (OP)
Lychee Soda.
You needn't drink soda at lunch.

>>23149218
I like making my own dressing right in the salad. Olive oil, juice of half a lemon or so, salt, pepper, honey, toss

>>23149182 (OP)
look at my lunch homo, its way better
>>513662782

>>23149220
>Boiled fish and potatoes
Why do swedes have the palate of a crab

>>23149216
i know it's homemade you fucking faggot, but it would still be unreasonably expensive

>>23149223
Aww look at your lonely little thread kek

>>23149210
And sugar literally grows out of the ground and is squeezed out of the cane or beet. Fuck you are an ignorantly belligerent simpleton.

>>23149182 (OP)
I would kill myself if that was my lunch.

>>23149182 (OP)
looks pretty good fren. I grabbed a jimmy john's night club italian with hot peppers and some salt n vinegar chips. made an arnold palmer at the fountain.

>>23149220
Relax, homie. Fish is expensive here, and no one is packing fish for lunch so shut up.

>>23149182 (OP)
Don't worry. I'm not.

>>23149208
i've been to le quebec and it's very beautiful i must admit

>>23149220
>A sandwich is NOT food
it's bread, vegetables, and meat. how in the absolute FUCK does that not count as food?

>>23149182 (OP)
>two beverages
what the fuck is going on here

>>23149224
>He needs to be spoonfed a recipe
Deep fry fish. Boil potatoes with skin. Make dill sauce. Add green peas.
You will cum from how good it will feel in your gut.

>>23149182 (OP)
Must be nice to be rich. This was dinner

>>23149182 (OP)
looking good anon. I also want macaroni salad now

>>23149182 (OP)
The sandwich was made by a filthy jeet. Ask me how I know.

>>23149235
>He needs to be spoonfed a recipe
Umm, recipe for the dill sauce, please?

>>23149232
Nobody cares about your opinion, mutt.
I jumped from /pol/ to make sure you didn't feel like you validated me.

>>23149257
you "people" are like french but gayer

>>23149235
Alright nm that looks pretty good. Some of you guys get weird with fish though, like that fermented shit. Or is that just the nords
>>23149236
At least you splurged for the ketchup

>>23149257
that image doesn't make sense lol
the blunt edge of the sword would be what contacts the neck, if he's holding it like that

>>23149265
not if you turn your wrist 360.

>>23149269
If you turned your wrist 360 it would be facing the same way fucking retard

>>23149258
You are literally black.
Nobody cares about your opinion.

>>23149269
i guess if you turned it 180 it would work
that could look kinda cool

>>23149276
>>23149309
lurk more newfags

>>23149319
i've lurked quite a bit
can't even get an entry level lurker position without 5 years of experience baka

>>23149184
he said not to get jealous

the sandwich looks good
the pasta is a bit strange
but soda WITH juice is where i draw the line

my dad said a small drink size in africa was like the size of a shot glass
meanwhile a small at whataburger here is like 24oz
mind you this was in the 20th century

>>23149182 (OP)
>Macaroni salad
>salad
>3 tiny pieces of red onion

>>23149957
That's because Africa is a hellhole where only a king drinks soda

I'm very jealous.
You're eating better than I've been eating all year.

>>23150032
what kinda stuff do you eat, anon?
also sorry

i eat alot of canned food as well
i live in a small southern town, we tend to eat like raccoons in general
i eat alot of canned food
i want to get out of here

>>23150053
HOLY FUCK I WROTE CANNED FOOD TWICE I DIDN'T MEAN TO
I HAD A STROKE LAST YEAr
FUCK YOU
FUCK THIS
I HAVE TO KILL MY PARENTS & THEN MYSELF

>>23149182 (OP)
Tasty for you!
Slam the sammy in the microwave for 30sec so that cheese melts a bit

>>23149182 (OP)
I'm calling this dish the Cuban MILF.