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Anonymous (ID: 9TPRa1nJ) United States No.23149643 >>23149835 >>23150418 >>23150422
I kinda hope failed normalfags keep calling every little thing that irritates them lolcows, reducing and cheapening the meaning of it.
Anonymous (ID: Ej+gvZq9) United States No.23149835 >>23149842
>>23149643 (OP)
Glegle works at Burger King? Can you tell that lazy c*nt to clean the milkshake machine
Anonymous (ID: 9TPRa1nJ) United States No.23149842 >>23150319
>>23149835
She's keeps doing the "zoomer" stare when asked to do anything
Anonymous (ID: ezJ+rnhm) United States No.23149843
gleb
Anonymous (ID: EsX7P/4U) United States No.23150154
Gelglecow
Anonymous (ID: EIYENy5P) United Kingdom No.23150319 >>23150323
>>23149842
Glegle is non binary.
Anonymous (ID: ezJ+rnhm) United States No.23150323 >>23150357
>>23150319
disagree
Anonymous (ID: RYPKRJU0) United Kingdom No.23150357 >>23150368
>>23150323
It was on the neocities page of the creator but I didn't save the link and can't find it via search engine so this is the best i can do
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=glegle
I think glegle is more "nonbinary" by virtue of it being hard to tell their sex rather than any identy politics bullshit though
Anonymous (ID: ezJ+rnhm) United States No.23150368
>>23150357
hmmm...
Anonymous (ID: t+PCToQ9) Canada No.23150375 >>23150383 >>23150394
glegle is nonbinary according to the lore but she's female in my headcannon
Anonymous (ID: ezJ+rnhm) United States No.23150377
i always thought she was a dog as well
Anonymous (ID: 9J9SJNo2) United Kingdom No.23150383 >>23150390
>>23150375
Thats fine :) glegle is 4 everyone after all
Anonymous (ID: ezJ+rnhm) United States No.23150390
>>23150383
<3
Anonymous (ID: kHyb4Szm) United States No.23150394 >>23150408
>>23150375
"nonbinary" isn't a real thing so of course she's a girl
Anonymous (ID: ezJ+rnhm) United States No.23150408 >>23150419
the CIA is blocking glegle
>>23150394
go to pol
Anonymous (ID: 9TPRa1nJ) United States No.23150414
its called dark humor libral
Anonymous (ID: Xn0rrZkj) Brazil No.23150418 >>23150442 >>23151019
>>23149643 (OP)
>calling every little thing that irritates them lolcows
Are they doing that now?
Anonymous (ID: kHyb4Szm) United States No.23150419
>>23150408
go to /lgbt/
Anonymous (ID: HdcsCLNy) Canada No.23150422
>>23149643 (OP)
Wat is ur Kiwifarms account called
Anonymous (ID: t+PCToQ9) Canada No.23150432
>"nonbinary" isn't a real thing so of course she's a girl
Anonymous (ID: ezJ+rnhm) United States No.23150436 >>23150447
THE CIA IS BLOCKING GLEGLE THE CIA IS LBOCKING GLELGE
Anonymous (ID: CAcSUGRN) United States No.23150442 >>23150446 >>23151019
>>23150418
not to my knowledge.
as a certified lolcow autist, i was around to talk about lolcows before chris chan. we just didn't call them that back in the 90's.

the concept is really simple, an insane fucking person online who flippantly broadcasts their retardation, which we find funny. my latest obsession is the 'Origami People' otherwise known as the Mario Adults from the Origami Kingdom.

the point is, no, i do not think normies are ruining lolcows. if anything they're making them better, because if there's one thing anyone as old as me knows it's that you never know where the next lolcow will come from. the sheer volume of faggots on tik tok have actually shed light on a ton of new lolcows. they were never uncommon, they were just buried under the actually good content people wanna watch.

i think OP might be referring to cyrax and how boring he is.
Anonymous (ID: ezJ+rnhm) United States No.23150446 >>23150458 >>23150466
>>23150442
interesting
>as a certified lolcow autist, i was around to talk about lolcows before chris chan. we just didn't call them that back in the 90's.
were there lolcows in the 90s?
Anonymous (ID: kHyb4Szm) United States No.23150447 >>23150451
>>23150436
you are actually underage and a redditor, that is CRAZY
delete this board kek
Anonymous (ID: ezJ+rnhm) United States No.23150451
>>23150447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_2bKUOZ0g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz_oqNlfx_Y
Anonymous (ID: CAcSUGRN) United States No.23150458 >>23150506
>>23150446
>were there lolcows in the 90s?
oh, absolutely.
there's tons of documentation on them. it's just that we don't like to talk about them because most of them are really boring, or they were just reeing eight year olds at the time.

you might not know this, but Emily of 4chan, the troon who used to bum around /bant/, actually used to go by the name of Chijo, and was best known around the original 8ch for a livestream suicide attempt in which a shelf broke under his weight, and for attempting to sell a jar of his shit for fifty dollars.
Anonymous (ID: CAcSUGRN) United States No.23150466 >>23150506
>>23150446
like, think of it this way.
a lolcow is literally just an unintentionally funny crazy person. you see one of those every time you go to 7/11, we call them schizophrenic crackheads. it's just not socially acceptable to point and laugh.

in the parking lot. nobody is gonna judge you for it online because it's 1998, nobody fucking posts here but rich people, office employees, and weird nerds.
Anonymous (ID: ezJ+rnhm) United States No.23150506
>>23150458
i see
>>23150466
>in the parking lot. nobody is gonna judge you for it online because it's 1998, nobody fucking posts here but rich people, office employees, and weird nerds.
fuck i wanna go back
>like, think of it this way.
>a lolcow is literally just an unintentionally funny crazy person. you see one of those every time you go to 7/11, we call them schizophrenic crackheads. it's just not socially acceptable to point and laugh.
i understand that, but how common was it to have someone like that on the internet in the 90s?
i know there were some terminally online BBS board and forum users, even back then
doomsday prepper forums come to mind
Anonymous (ID: 9TPRa1nJ) United States No.23151019
>>23150442
>>23150418
i think irritate was the wrong word to use but i feel like im definitely seeing more youth mindlessly throw around the word lolcow on just about anyone whos done anything slightly embarrassing
Anonymous (ID: sH/g8kZi) United States No.23151146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfp5eZ1zy58
Anonymous (ID: Q9+d7xYb) Brazil No.23151475 >>23151497
In my point of view the most annoying and maybe even dangerous aspect of the throwaway use of the term lolcow is the fact that failed normalfags have gotten more "bolder" or provocative, persecuting people they believe that have "lolcow potential", always trying to find lolcows. I honestly what leads a nigger to get this kind of obsession, I think that it's a way for them to feel better about themselves, like:
>Well I mey be a bitter failed human garbage, but at least I'm not a lolcow lmao

Worse is the fact that it seems that there are entire transcord servers dedicated to coordinate this kind of shit (and of course, the many forums for this stuff).
Anonymous (ID: 9TPRa1nJ) United States No.23151497
>>23151475
This is why I hope the term gets cheapened with repetition. You articulated better than I could.