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Anonymous (ID: KyGv8t0j) United States No.23151802 >>23151867 >>23153431 >>23153551 >>23153946 >>23153998 >>23155957 >>23156083
Friendly reminder that sex exists, and is a thing other people are doing, but not with you
Anonymous (ID: 7rYXvjOk) United States No.23151845
that doesn't feel very friendly at all
Anonymous (ID: IdXF0c/K) Canada No.23151867 >>23153491 >>23153554
>>23151802 (OP)
That's fine. I don't want to have sex anyway
Anonymous (ID: sRm4Rzwl) Brazil No.23151873 >>23151909
I don't care. Why would one need sex when having bant friends already?
Anonymous (ID: N8pChfNc) Canada No.23151909 >>23151921 >>23153554
>>23151873
you can't sex bant friends
Anonymous (ID: 7rYXvjOk) United States No.23151921
>>23151909
Anonymous (ID: +UvqRV6i) Canada No.23153431
>>23151802 (OP)
Sex is a gubment psyop. Stop lying, it does not exist and never did you shill.
Anonymous (ID: /WqDNwDk) United States No.23153440
every second you are not actively having sex you are being cucked sorry thats just the truth
Anonymous (ID: SZ5oq8Q7) Denmark No.23153491
>>23151867
Wtf I am a schizoid now
Anonymous (ID: l06CUREF) South Africa No.23153508 >>23153517
sex is is nice
but have you ever smoked some good bud in africa and danced naked to some shit italo disco???
i think not

https://youtu.be/zQ9e8RcSzM4?t=112
Anonymous (ID: SZ5oq8Q7) Denmark No.23153517 >>23153524
>>23153508
>have you ever smoked some good bud in africa
No but I guess it's raaaaining down in Aaaaaafricaaaaaa
Anonymous (ID: l06CUREF) South Africa No.23153524 >>23153540
>>23153517
https://youtu.be/FTQbiNvZqaY

god dammit this song always makes me cry
how did you discover my weakness
Anonymous (ID: +fg89xBd) United States No.23153527
>mfw sex haver on bant
Anonymous (ID: SZ5oq8Q7) Denmark No.23153540 >>23153570
>>23153524
Well you are tonight's 80s anon and ur literally down in Aaaaaafricaaaaaa
It's not rocket science
Anonymous (ID: u+vy5cLc) Brazil No.23153551
>>23151802 (OP)
technically i have sex with myself every time i masturbate
Melonade !!fCIvspJ9gor (ID: 6S8Fo9nR) United States No.23153554
>>23151867
Literally me lol.

>>23151909
You can in spirit though.
Anonymous (ID: l06CUREF) South Africa No.23153570 >>23153575
>>23153540
then i will hit hit you wit the most powerful music, yes your enemy the Swedish ABBA

https://youtu.be/XEjLoHdbVeE
Anonymous (ID: SZ5oq8Q7) Denmark No.23153575 >>23153586
>>23153570
Damn how the fuck did I know that it was gonna be Gimme Gimme Gimme
Are you my man of the midnight?
Anonymous (ID: l06CUREF) South Africa No.23153586 >>23153594
>>23153575
the black knight strikes again

https://youtu.be/8-bgiiTxhzM?list=RDGMEMQ1dJ7wXfLlqCjwV0xfSNbA&t=67
Anonymous (ID: SZ5oq8Q7) Denmark No.23153594 >>23153612
>>23153586
Then I deflect with the safety dance literal video
It's super effective!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMGodM0zm8k
Anonymous (ID: l06CUREF) South Africa No.23153612 >>23153737
>>23153594
you seen like an honest boy
too bad you fight with me
you activated my trap card DOWN UNDER
even though i am African i am stil south of the earth so i invoke the ausie spirit to defeat you

my trap card spirit of down under

https://youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s
Anonymous (ID: SZ5oq8Q7) Denmark No.23153737 >>23153967 >>23153990
>>23153612
:'( pls no hurtingz
Do u rly want to maek mi crii :'((((
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nXGPZaTKik
Anonymous (ID: nmdgy8FO) Poland No.23153946
>>23151802 (OP)
Good. Sex is disgusting.
Anonymous (ID: l06CUREF) South Africa No.23153967
>>23153737
i didn't want to-do this to you but i attack you with the might of south africa nostalgia

https://youtu.be/Ig7Sbzm2R9Q?t=108
Anonymous (ID: l06CUREF) South Africa No.23153990
>>23153737
the lyrics if you wanted to know:
between trains between tracks all that is left is but empty spaces where you used to be
Anonymous (ID: rFfe8JXK) United States No.23153998
>>23151802 (OP)
Why? I love sex!!!
Anonymous (ID: jqYamPDa) Canada No.23154816
having sex is inherently gay
Anonymous (ID: /wyn4KPZ) United States No.23155957
>>23151802 (OP)
I know.
I don't wanna do it with someone who doesn't wanna marry me.
seb (ID: LJ4ZGyBQ) United States No.23156083
>>23151802 (OP)
a big party is going on and ur not invited