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Anonymous Unknown No.23152037 >>23152038 >>23152039 >>23152040 >>23152042 >>23152045 >>23152048 >>23152056 >>23152064 >>23152096 >>23152103 >>23152110 >>23152113 >>23152115 >>23152129 >>23152133 >>23152136
[sad news]
Star of popular documentary Gothic King Cobra, Joshua Saunders, has passed away.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152038 >>23152052
>>23152037 (OP)
>star of literally what literally who
Anonymous Unknown No.23152039 >>23152052
>>23152037 (OP)
link to documentary?
Anonymous Unknown No.23152040
>>23152037 (OP)
Pls don't delete mods, it is kinda on topic. Also, sticky pls????
Anonymous Unknown No.23152041
vaxx status?
Anonymous Unknown No.23152042
>>23152037 (OP)
this is a good doc
gave me a boner when he's walking down the train track at night talking about his sexual experiences
Anonymous Unknown No.23152043
hes now up there with puff TMDWU
Anonymous Unknown No.23152044
He's smoking his pipe in heaven now.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152045
>>23152037 (OP)
Fake news
Anonymous Unknown No.23152046 >>23152080 >>23152089
RIP if True
Anonymous Unknown No.23152047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cv86W5fxYI

F
Anonymous Unknown No.23152048
>>23152037 (OP)
Brent hinds from Mastodon, Ozzy, Hulk Hogan, David Lynch... Damn
Anonymous Unknown No.23152049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66N5qeLsxds
Anonymous Unknown No.23152050
>its real!!
>why
>cause Reddit said so!!
>did his family confirm it
>uhh no but it’s real trust me look at this AI recording of an ambulance
Anonymous Unknown No.23152051
>last video mentioned how he spent the entire night puking and shitting
Putting the chances at quite likely dead
Anonymous Unknown No.23152052 >>23152053 >>23152107 >>23152115 >>23152133 >>23152183
>>23152039
>>23152038
Genuinely the best documentary of all time
https://youtu.be/CvhchxHUCA0
Anonymous Unknown No.23152053 >>23152057 >>23152059
>>23152052
what happened to trappped? he made two fucking Herzog tier docs and dipped
Anonymous Unknown No.23152054 >>23152055
How old was he? Mid 30s? How the fuck did he die so young?
Anonymous Unknown No.23152055 >>23152080
>>23152054
cobes literally did nothing but drink, smoke and eat contaminated food
Anonymous Unknown No.23152056
>>23152037 (OP)
some highlights:
https://youtu.be/3zZ_IDhGs3A
https://youtu.be/GWzXiTvA5xI
https://youtu.be/LQjDR-cXGrQ

this is the best in my opinion content about cobes
https://www.youtube.com/c/KingKobraJFS/videos

this guy mimicked him to the point of perfection, he had a puppet and could do miming with it, just like cobes. he could play guitar and shred, just like cobes. his entire existence was to just pretend to be the real gothic king cobra and josh would take the bait over and over, but it wasnt malicious shit like you'd get against chris chan. it was funny and innocent. you could tell this guy actually genuinely liked cobra, to take it to this level of detail he did. old youtube soul.
i was trying to find a podcast episode where cobra and his impersonator are duking it out infront of others, it was pure cinema. they have a guitar battle and a puppet battle.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152057 >>23152062
>>23152053
He used to work for MDE but left after world peace got canceled and Sam tried to get him to cut off Charls. There’s this poster I’ve seen on /tv/ a couple of times that claims that he works as a lineman now but IDK how he knows that.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152058 >>23152086
I couldn't even watch him for the lols for the past couple of years because it had become too depressing
Anonymous Unknown No.23152059
Rest in Peace Legend
>>23152053
haven't a clue, I know he used to be roommates with Sam Hyde and they had a bit of a falling out
Anonymous Unknown No.23152060
Anonymous Unknown No.23152061
RIP homeboy scotty
Anonymous Unknown No.23152062
>>23152057
he did a radio mix for some online radio station with Zac Waltman (another MDE collaborator) and in the description it stated that he worked as a lineman
Anonymous Unknown No.23152063
Where is the sticky? Mods would be downright fucking liars if they pretend cobes isn't board culture
Anonymous Unknown No.23152064 >>23152065
>>23152037 (OP)
I've seen this guy's pic posted here, but only started watching his vids last night and today. Funny stuff.
Of course I've seen the name Chris Chan a bunch of times, but never "investigated" it until today. Wow. That guy is... ha. >arrested in 2021 for incest with 79 yo mother
Anonymous Unknown No.23152065 >>23152069
>>23152064
Head back to where you came from, Holy shit.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152066
>it's true
https://youtu.be/KJAhhAyGB88?
Anonymous Unknown No.23152067 >>23152070
How come Chris barely has medical issues? He's been on a slop exclusive diet for decades
Anonymous Unknown No.23152068 >>23152072 >>23152077
lolcows like cobes resonate with many because they represent the id in all of us. A life lived through pure unrepressed desires and whims. Who says I can't have a screwdriver at 9am on a tuesday? fuck you. Even when cobes was at his most alcoholic and close to death his light was still shining. Where as most people live their entire lives asleep at the wheel.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152069 >>23152075
>>23152065
I've been on 4chinz since 2008, kid. Just never googled Chris Chan until today.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152070
>>23152067
he has consumed enough preservatives to survive indefinitely
Anonymous Unknown No.23152071
This is the Ozzy equivalent of lolcow deaths. Cobes was one of the first.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152072 >>23152073 >>23152074 >>23152077
>>23152068
describe his alcohol habit please
Anonymous Unknown No.23152073
>>23152072
Is Josh awake? Yes? Then he's drinking.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152074
>>23152072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eppxkr9NKZE

this is his last vid. he'd be drinking these all day
Anonymous Unknown No.23152075
>>23152069
Yeah, 2009 and I have no idea who this dude in the OP is. I've seen his photo here 100 times but I just don't care.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152076 >>23152105
No family confirmation
Anonymous Unknown No.23152077
>>23152072
severe alcohol addiction. known by his family. his fans "encouraged" it by giving him money. some of them would try to be helpful by feeding him fast food so he gets nutrition in his drunken stupors.
eventually he came up with a gimmick where he would sell magical wands on etsy, at high prices, just to afford a binge when he was broke. so people buying those basically those sticks he spraypainted for what 400? some crazy amounts, just allowed him to immediately indulge in alcohol on whatever whim.

>>23152068
its probably a lot of people living vicariously through him, like this anon points out.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152078
Anonymous Unknown No.23152079
I think I'm gonna die soon too

it's not looking good for us early 30 autistic oldfags
Anonymous Unknown No.23152080 >>23152082 >>23152083
>>23152046
>he is not greeting
>SAARRR it is you who is not greeting

>>23152055
>eat contaminated food
What like eating challeneges like Beast?
Anonymous Unknown No.23152081 >>23152085 >>23152092
I have seen this coming for a while. Everyone online seemed to be just as in denial as he was when it came to his lifestyle. Yeah, most alcoholics don't die before they are 50 etc. But this guy was just sitting on his ass 247; drinking cheap vodka mixed with shitty sodas, eating shitty low tier junk food, jerking off and sleeping in the same chair he sat in all day.

And he was living like a end stage alcoholic for a while. Waking up to drink a whole bottle of vodka to pass out again. You don't live long doing that.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152082 >>23152087
>>23152080
not very familiar with him, but there's a vid of him eating a giant burrito and you can see a couple small bugs crawling on it. Allegedly he'd let the burrito sit out for about 24 hours. It was homemade I think and contained spam and fish lol
Anonymous Unknown No.23152083
>>23152080
i think he ate some 3 days old wendys before he died
Anonymous Unknown No.23152084 >>23152090
king cobra was just a shittier version of chris chan
Anonymous Unknown No.23152085 >>23152088
>>23152081
true

my great aunt however has drank a litre of vodka a day for 40 years and is somehow still alive in her late 70s
Anonymous Unknown No.23152086
>>23152058
Same I was always rooting for him to turn it around. The most kino moment was when he broke his dry spell with that horrible chick and was insanely smug about it
Anonymous Unknown No.23152087
>>23152082
Checked
Anonymous Unknown No.23152088
>>23152085
>my great aunt however has drank a litre of vodka a day for 40 years and is somehow still alive in her late 70s
based. Are you sure it's really an entire liter, or are you overestimating? Seems very, very few would have the constitutions and genes for that.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152089
>>23152046
>for funsies
I hope this guy dies next
Anonymous Unknown No.23152090
>>23152084
King Cobra overall is a much better lolcow than Chris Chan. People just remember the maybe 3 year timespan when Chris was at his peak but cobra was consistently funny for a decade.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152091 >>23152100
>male, unresponsive. it seems...he's gone off the rails...on a crazy train
Anonymous Unknown No.23152092
>>23152081
I don't think it was his liver though. He wasn't yellow, his belly didn't go full balloon mode. It looks more like some infection got him. Had he gone to the ER it's very likely he'd still have many years of drinking in front of him.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152093 >>23152097 >>23152099 >>23152126 >>23152143
Gonna be talking about this live on stream in a couple of hours, feel free to join.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE3sH4SpW4k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNmuOXuYASk

fucking insane how shit he could look in under 2 years.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152095
the glass tappers should have saved him
Anonymous Unknown No.23152096
>>23152037 (OP)
It's so nice up there, I wouldn't mind moving to WY.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152097
>>23152093
Josh would never post a pic of himself, let's be real
Anonymous Unknown No.23152098
I always had a dream of having cobe's apartment being set up as it was in an art gallery with an infinite amount of booze and cigs

now it'll never happen

would have been peak modern art
Anonymous Unknown No.23152099 >>23152128
>>23152093
Janny jewsh wasn’t into cobra so who cares about his take on the whole thing
Anonymous Unknown No.23152100
>>23152091
>dispatch be advised this goth dude smells really good
Anonymous Unknown No.23152101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F86MlHJPtc
Anonymous Unknown No.23152102 >>23152104 >>23152107
>documentary's cover is screengrab of a kino outdoor atmospheric scene
>documentary is about some lolcow
fuck you fags. i thought i was in for a kino time, not these screen recordings.

what a let down.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152103
>>23152037 (OP)
You wish trole
Anonymous Unknown No.23152104 >>23152106
>>23152102
>not these screen recordings.
you watched the wrong thing. the documentary is just his daily life and conversations with other casper residents.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152105
>>23152076
His dad just posted a video confirming it. STICKY NOW
Anonymous Unknown No.23152106
>>23152104
i watched the clips because video is age restricted
let me see
Anonymous Unknown No.23152107 >>23152108
>>23152102
Wrong video
See >>23152052
It’s pure kino
Anonymous Unknown No.23152108
>>23152107
Ahh man I know I am in for a sad time. I have seen the livestream clips and in the documentary there is still light in his eyes.
I'll watch it.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152109 >>23152111 >>23152112
I don’t think that I can link directly to kiwifarms but his dad just uploaded a video confirming he’s dead.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152110
>>23152037 (OP)
>its real
im gonna fucking throw up, what the fuck
Anonymous Unknown No.23152111
>>23152109
x dot com slash KiwiFarmsDotNet
Anonymous Unknown No.23152112
>>23152109
I'm genuinely tearing up from that, God damn
RIP Josh
Anonymous Unknown No.23152113 >>23152114
>>23152037 (OP)
Any other documentaries like this ? This is the best thing I watched this year. I really love the style I don't know how to put it.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152114 >>23152117 >>23152119 >>23152123
>>23152113
There’s the other documentary that Trapped made Hampow93
https://youtu.be/sK9XfgDse4E
There’s this really obscure documentary called Unwantedable about this schizophrenic guy running for president that’s pretty similar stylistically to trapped’s documentaries. I only found out about it because it has music by the same guy who did music for Trapped’s documentaries.
https://youtu.be/A-MtSIqlYYY
There’s also Tie Xi Qu which is this famous documentary about this dying Chinese industrial town. It’s not at all a lolcow documentary but It kind of has the same bleak atmosphere as GKC.
https://youtu.be/M4oxipESPtk
Anonymous Unknown No.23152115
>>23152037 (OP)
>>23152052
Pure burgerpunk kino
Anonymous Unknown No.23152116
brutal shit watching clint right now. no father should have to experience this, lolcow son or not
Anonymous Unknown No.23152117
>>23152114
>There’s the other documentary that Trapped made Hampow93
This one is so good/bad. It plays through kind of like the King Kobra one, just following the subjects through tier daily lives. Then the shocking twist/revelation the end puts it all into perspective. I watch them both once every couple of years
Anonymous Unknown No.23152118 >>23152120
All newfags say literally who, having just picked up the phrase last week.

Rip GKC. Used to be one of our favs over at synchtube vidya4chan
Anonymous Unknown No.23152119
>>23152114
thanks bro love you
Anonymous Unknown No.23152120
>>23152118
Gothic King Cobra used to get posted a lot in YouTube kino threads on /tv/. I knew about Josh for years from that documentary before I knew about his internet presence.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152121
my friend who died at 30 was very similar to cobes and I washonestly surprised cobes lasted that much longer than him
Anonymous Unknown No.23152122
https://youtu.be/TzBI2_uhVpc?si=us8Te8N3KMrBCsKd
B-but he was always so lean….
Anonymous Unknown No.23152123
>>23152114
What private tracker has a remux of the US DVD of West of Tracks ? Apparently someone says in the comments that it's better.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152124
having a crombo for cobes
Anonymous Unknown No.23152125
this is what happens when you spend your days sucking goth tranny gock dude
rip cobes
Anonymous Unknown No.23152126 >>23152127
>>23152093
I'm live now Guys
Jump in and say HI in chat
https://rumble.com/v6xxj1c-mad-at-the-internet-august-22nd-2025.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_ucp_a
Anonymous Unknown No.23152127
>>23152126
Fuck off retard, I'll watch Ralph report on it.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152128
>>23152099
That’s not true he did a whole person stream on him.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152129 >>23152130 >>23152132 >>23152183
>>23152037 (OP)
>Youtube personality
A topic died for this. I don't wish anyone dead, but..........an actual TV or movie topic died for this, bro.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152130 >>23152135
>>23152129
Yeah man the 20000th superman ragebait thread died fuuuck :((
kys faggot
Anonymous Unknown No.23152131
King cobra was possibly one of the only non evil lolcows
Anonymous Unknown No.23152132 >>23152134 >>23152183
>>23152129
It could all have been avoided if mods gave us a celebrity board instead of 4225663 video game ones.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152133
>>23152037 (OP)
>>23152052
>The beatbox kid at 9:00 was actually charged with manslaughter in 2020 in relation to the death of an infant.

Grim.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152134 >>23152137
>>23152132
an eceleb/celeb board would just turn into a lolcow board.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152135 >>23152142 >>23152183
>>23152130
Imagine being a grown man and simping for a youtuber
Anonymous Unknown No.23152136
>>23152037 (OP)
Really? I heard about it 8 hours ago but I thought it was a joke seeing that he's a lolcow and his detractors love to make shit up.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152137
>>23152134
Good, bring back /cow/
Anonymous Unknown No.23152138 >>23152139
>mods let sam hyde threads stay up
>delete threads for grieving fans like this one

make it make sense. I guess in their faggot brains Sam being on adult swim for 2 weeks a decade ago means he's a tv star.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152139
>>23152138
Hyde is paying mods off so that they allow shilling threads
Anonymous Unknown No.23152140 >>23152141
Watching his dad's video is incredibly brutal, we have to get the woman who murdered him bros
Anonymous Unknown No.23152141 >>23152144
>>23152140
>years of extreme alcoholism and abusing his body by every metric possible
>IT WAS DEM SEEDS I KNOWS IT
extreme mental retardation.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152142
>>23152135
imagine being an actual dcjeet or star wars tranny
Anonymous Unknown No.23152143
>>23152093
Why are his eyes so wide?
Anonymous Unknown No.23152144
>>23152141
You can't hide whore
Anonymous (ID: 5UJUyswl) Ukraine No.23152172
>animal thread from yesterday moved to /bant/
>this also moved to /bant/
why not /b/ or /trash/?
what did these have to do with international element specifically?
Anonymous (ID: 73QDHZ/z) United States No.23152183
>>23152129
>>23152132
>>23152135
See >>23152052
fuck Jannies btw