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Anonymous United States No.23152711 >>23152717 >>23152718 >>23152719 >>23154791 >>23155118
Why is it that when you look at photos of Sydney Sweeney from when she was a child she looked entirely different than she does now? Sweeney? That's an Irish name! She's not Irish!

So what are Sydney Sweeney's great genes? Mediterranean or Middle Eastern.

And when you look past her rhinoplasty and bleached hair... The eyes that droop slightly, the facial structure that clusters toward center, the complexion that would tan not burn, the skin texture indicating chemical whitening, the upper lip that curls inward when she smiles, the bone structure that needed surgical intervention to "pass"...

Let's peak at who her grandparents and great grandparents were and look at that! Look at the fact that her family literally came from Odessa? The so-called Pale of Settlement? And they moved to America and had to change their name to Sweeney? At Ellis Island?? With specifically no mention of what the name used to be anywhere??

And what's the one country on Earth that requires a DNA test to make sure you have the "correct genes" to gain citizenship there?

Ironic how the "Nazi jeans girl" is not German, and not white. And she doesn't have great genes, she has great surgeons!

Oh, and who is the CEO of "American Eagle" who made the eugenics jeans ad? Jay Schottenstein, son of the son of Geraldine nÊe Hurwitz and Jerome Schottenstein.

tl;dr: based on all available data combined, Sydney Sweeney is 100% Jewish.
Anonymous Unknown No.23152712 >>23152714 >>23152715
bitch is so fucking ugly
Anonymous United States No.23152713
> Why is it that when you look at photos of Sydney Sweeney from when she was a child she looked entirely different than she does now?
This is what she looked like in 2009, but keep in mind, she had even then already been in films, so even this might be misleading.
Anonymous United States No.23152714 >>23152716
>>23152712
That's because she has so many surgeries and chemical treatments that she's become an uncanny valley of mismatching characteristics.
Anonymous United States No.23152715
>>23152712
Just come out and tell everyone you're a faggot and set yourself free
Anonymous United States No.23152716
>>23152714
Notice how even the surgeon couldn't fully fix her nose. It's still too wide at the bottom no matter how many surgeries she gets to pretend to look white.
Anonymous United States No.23152717 >>23152720
>>23152711 (OP)

The cope, its unreal
Anonymous United States No.23152718
>>23152711 (OP)
Anonymous Russian Federation No.23152719
>>23152711 (OP)
Solid 0/10
Anonymous United States No.23152720 >>23152815
>>23152717
What cope exactly? I'd love for an actual German Aryan woman to be on the commercial. But she is not.
Anonymous (ID: zyh61GrN) United States No.23152815
>>23152720
wtf?
Anonymous (ID: zyh61GrN) United States No.23152831
If this is true, that's actually hilarious. White supremacists jerking off to a non-white chick.
Anonymous (ID: 03K9tZ0X) United States No.23154791
>>23152711 (OP)
The ad was a joke - and a play on words - you retarded, simplistic fuck.
Anonymous (ID: 2QKTYGmS) Canada No.23155118
>>23152711 (OP)
>Sydney Sweeney is 100% Jewish
Who fucking cares. She clearly looks white