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Explain Christianity to me like I am Asian
Anonymous Canada No.23152839 >>23152840
>>23152838 (OP)
J.C was julias ceasar not jesus christ

Also mary magdelene got fucked by random french (gaulic) cocks
Anonymous United States No.23152840
>>23152839
yeah but like what is it?
Anonymous United States No.23152841 >>23152845 >>23152864
>>23152838 (OP)
Jesus saves by grace alone, you receive His salvation by faith alone. Faith on what, you ask? Simply His superiority as God who came as man, lived a sinless life and died for you, versus you as the human who could never live that sinless life. Just as He died for you Unfairly, you receive eternal life not by merit but by unearned means, aka His death, burial, and resurrection.
Once a person realizes this truth and accepts it, they are saved permanently. This cannot be reversed as true belief seals the believer with the Holy Spirit.
This is the only way to make it to heaven. There is no other way and all other faiths outside of Christ lead to hell.
Anonymous United States No.23152842
>>23152838 (OP)
Anonymous United States No.23152843
>>23152838 (OP)
The Bible is kind of like a K-drama, but with more sandals and less crying
Anonymous United States No.23152844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABdbsUvtr8U
Anonymous United States No.23152845
>>23152841
idk what this means. remember I am Asian. How big was his salvation?
Anonymous United States No.23152846
Jesus rove you
Anonymous United States No.23152847 >>23152853
>>23152838 (OP)
It's basically Berserk if Griffith was a good guy and the God hand was three immutable members and instead of doing wars the Band of the Hawk healed the sick and taught people a better way to live and the king of midland is a Pharisee. The advent is when Griffith sacrifices himself for mankind instead, which grants his disciples divine power.
Anonymous Canada No.23152848
Ching chong ding dong bing bong ring rong ling long.
Anonymous Finland No.23152849
>>23152838 (OP)
Basically a bunch of Jews told Whites that they'll go to magic orgasm land after they die but only if they give Jews all of their money and because that idiotic system was found to be effective by gay pedophiles it has tyrannized Whites for over a thousand years, but ever since the French revolution it was found to no longer be efficient enough and Whites were permitted to leave it so today only latinx and indians believe in it.
Anonymous United States No.23152850
>>23152838 (OP)
Imagine you were caught smoking weed in Singapore, but instead of you getting the shit beat out of you, it’s the President who is also somehow the President’s son but somehow they’re the same but different people and there’s also a magic energy that’s them but is a different being that’s them and if you say “the president who is also the son of the president got the shit kicked out of him, so basically you can’t punish me for doing bad things because I trust in that beating”, you get to go to a place where you don’t die, but if you don’t, you get burned and raped by Indians forever
Anonymous Netherlands No.23152851
>>23152838 (OP)

A Jewish slut got pregnant before her marriage with some Jewish cuck, she raises the kid born out of an earlier affair to believe that he was the son of Hashem. He later created a cult based on the lies his mother and gullible step daddy told him and his followers are known as Christians.
Anonymous United States No.23152852 >>23152857
>>23152838 (OP)
Stop torturing dogs
>t. Jesus
Anonymous Finland No.23152853 >>23152859
>>23152847
Rebbe yeshu was a sadistic leistes who stole from the charity he ran to fund his wine and perfume addiction. Griffith is unironically a better person.
Anonymous Poland No.23152854
>>23152838 (OP)
>Explain Christianity to me like I am Asian
an umarried girl's pregnancy got seriously out of hand
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23152855
>>23152838 (OP)
>Explain Christianity to me like I am Asian
Read the Bible, follow it's teachings. Visit a church if you are unsure.
When your life gets better, your faith will grow naturally.
Anonymous United States No.23152856
>>23152838 (OP)
Anonymous Finland No.23152857
>>23152852
Rebbe yeshu bar Pantera called goyim filthy dogs and tortured pigs. He was incredibly zoosadistic.
Anonymous United States No.23152858
>>23152838 (OP)
>do nothing but believe that Christ is your savior
>win
Anonymous United States No.23152859 >>23152861
>>23152853
He's not a bad person. He wants you to stop being such a raging homosexual because he loves you.
Anonymous United States No.23152860
why is the Jersus dead tho
Anonymous Finland No.23152861 >>23152863
>>23152859
Why did rebbe yeshu pilfer the treasury meant to feed the poor so that he could buy wine and perfume?
Anonymous United States No.23152862
>>23152838 (OP)
>Explain Christianity to me like I am Asian

we are human.
but we have to be respectful of each other customs, cultures, believes, histories
Anonymous United States No.23152863 >>23152866 >>23152868 >>23152874
>>23152861
That was you, Judas.
JW on /pol/ United States No.23152864 >>23152865 >>23152878
>>23152841
>This cannot be reversed as true belief seals the believer with the Holy Spirit

(Hebrews 6:4-6) For it is impossible as regards those who have once for all been enlightened, and who have tasted the heavenly free gift, and who have become partakers of holy spirit, 5and who have tasted the fine word of God and powers of the coming system of things, 6but who have fallen away, to revive them again to repentance, because they impale the Son of God afresh for themselves and expose him to public shame.

You can lose your salvation
Anonymous Poland No.23152865 >>23152869
>>23152864
>JW
you motherfucking grifters almost convinced my elderly dad into giving them his money just because he was too polite to tell you fuck off which I did when you rang the god damned doorbell when he wasn't around
Anonymous Finland No.23152866
>>23152863
Tha accusation is only brought up against Judas in John 12 because rebbe yeshu is getting his feet rubbed with perfume. No wonder judas betrayed someone like that.
Anonymous United States No.23152867
>>23152838 (OP)
Believe it or not, but there is not a single verse in the entire Bible that specifically calls the Jews or the tribe of Judah God’s chosen people. This misconception comes from the fact that the Jews of today have declared themselves to be Israel and not the house of Judah, as the Scriptures rightfully call them.

https://web.archive.org/web/20220526080336/https://gottmituns.com/what-is-a-jew/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT_RUdBTlp4
Anonymous Finland No.23152868
>>23152863
Worth noting also that the judas bit was only added in later gospels while it's missing from Mark, likely because the Jews spreading Christianity realised how bad the episode made yeshua bar Pantera look to the goyim.
Anonymous Finland No.23152869
>>23152865
Rare Polish W.
Anonymous United States No.23152870
>>23152838 (OP)
>Jews given special favor under God
>provided divinely inspired scripture. Promise of a messiah to provide dominion over the earth.
>jews fall out of God's favor. Start making shit up and imposing said made up shit on other jews.
>God provides messiah in the form of virgin birth
>messiah lambasts jews for made up bullshit
>corrects the teachings, offers favor to those that follow him
>jews have him killed under Romans
>he comes back to life proving to witnesses that he was telling the truth
>Apostles write new scripture, spread the word and teachings of messiah
>following centuries fixated on debating the veracity of various new scriptures and correct interpretation.
>schism occurs after basically every new interpretation comes out
>eventually Rome converts
>more schisms, mostly regarding the messiah's relationship with God (is he God in the flesh or just his son? Is he God and human simultaneously or just God? What does it even mean to be God and man at the same time?
>archbishop of Rome declares himself absolute authority over the church, culminating in another schism
>some German guy centuries later disputes authority of the church as an institution, insists upon direct interpretation of the Bible and rejection of salvation through good deeds, another schism is born
>king of England wants to divorce his wife. Schism.
>all of these high-church rejecting guys interpret Bible in different ways. So more schisms.

That's the QRD.
Anonymous United States No.23152871
>>23152838 (OP)
>give away your money goy
>dont fight your enemies
>worship yahwey the foreskin demon
>accept niggers as your brothers
>be retarded
>larp as jews
Anonymous United States No.23152872
>>23152838 (OP)
Budah was murdered and became a martyr. Now churches in his name protect pedophiles, abuse children, and hate other Christians because they have brown skin.
Anonymous United States No.23152873
>>23152838 (OP)
Chinga ching cung choo chang
Anonymous Finland No.23152874
>>23152863
Where'd you go bitch? Embarrassed that you defended someone as vile as rebbe yeshu?
Anonymous Unknown No.23152875
>>23152838 (OP)
Basically if Zhuangzi claimed to be God and then was crucified and also promised to forgive you of everything if you believe in him.
Anonymous United States No.23152876 >>23152883
>>23152838 (OP)
Basically God sends himself to earth to sacrifice himself to himself to save me from himself
Anonymous Sweden No.23152877
So it turns out the entire universe was created and ruled over by some jewish spirit called Yaweh. Now Yaweh is a special sort of spirit who likes to kill babies (when they're not jewish) and burning down (non-jewish) cities. He also sometimes regrets his creation so he decides to slowly drown everyone in it only to change his mind and drown everyone except one dude. This of course makes him the bestest god ever and deserving of everyone's worship, or else of course they will be tortured for eternity. In the end though he sends his jew son to be nailed to a cross for a bit before being reborn which somehow makes non-jews a bit almost as good as jews though it's hard to tell. Anyway jews are the chosen people and you should accept refugees.
Anonymous United States No.23152878
>>23152864
nowhere in your quote does it say they can't be forgiven, it says they won't ask for forgiveness.
Anonymous United States No.23152879 >>23152881
>>23152838 (OP)
犹太人的胡说八道
Anonymous United States No.23152880
>>23152838 (OP)
Welcome Jew Worshipers.
In the beginning, the magic Jew God did this. The Jew-book tells us that the Jews did that. Then the magic Jew God did some more. From the land of Jews came the King of the Jews, who entered the temple of the Jews. Then the Jews did this and the magic Jew God did this and the King of the Jews, with magic Jew-power did that.
Anonymous United States No.23152881
>>23152879
basedo desu
Anonymous Costa Rica No.23152882 >>23152887
>>23152838 (OP)
Basically, Jesus was one of the reincarnations of Buddha, but the jews killed him because he was too based and redpilled.
Anonymous Canada No.23152883 >>23152884
>>23152876
God suffers for His creation to be saved.
Anonymous United States No.23152884 >>23152885
>>23152883
He only needs to snap his fingers and bring us home.
Anonymous United States No.23152885 >>23152886
>>23152884
a day with the lord is as 1000 years. how many years do human live?
Anonymous United States No.23152886
>>23152885
This has zero relevance to what I said
Anonymous United States No.23152887
>>23152882
based romans killed him for being a schizo cult leader
Anonymous (ID: DwXxPvv5) United States No.23152920
>>23152838 (OP)
In the beginning was the Dao, and the Dao was with God, and the Dao was God. All things were made by the Dao; and without the Dao was not any thing made that was made.
And the Dao was made flesh, and dwelt among us. And we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth. For the law was given by Moses, but grace and truth came by Jesus Christ.

Laozi said, "What is a bad man but a good man's job? Know the white, keep to the black."
And when the scribes and Pharisees saw him eat with publicans and sinners, they said unto his disciples, How is it that he eateth and drinketh with publicans and sinners?
When Jesus heard it, he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

Laozi said, "Weapons often turn upon the wielder. The violent do not die a natural death."
Live by the sword, die by the sword. Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword.

Laozi said, "The great way is smooth and straight." "Few in the world can grasp it. That is the master's way. Rare indeed are those who obtain the bounty."
Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

Laozi said, "Those who are good he treats with goodness. Those who are bad he also treats with goodness, because the nature of his being is good." "Repay injury with kindness."
But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you and persecute you.

Laozi said, "The Dao gave birth to One. One gave birth to Two. Two gave birth to Three. All three begat the Ten-Thousand Things."
This is the Trinity.