Thread 23152907

RIP King Cobra edition
https://youtu.be/-9yYJ6ZAYns?si=v9OArFj_hjS3cslr

>Watch here:
https://fishtank.live
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive

Previous: >>23151419

Apparently this is the guy that Sam hired to replace Jet on s5

Your thoughts?

this ugly ass nigga is going to reply to you

we need to be making content

>>23152919
>ugly
he mogs u doh chat

clabihouse

thoughts on ellie being the first extraterrestrial being on fishtank chat?

>>23152928
>speak of the devil
hes nontent
i actually have a perfect nose by comparison

>>23152934
wait she's an extraterrestrial? i thought she said she was from cali

Sams kid posted on the kitty shinozuka agathachan thread.

>>23152935
>using my imagination because no proof as usual chat

>>23153346
lol just look in the mirror retard
your nose got got by a tranny over some shit homie?

>>23153351
*dirty mirror

>>23152930
We got like 10 hours of clabihouse and apparently they wanted to kill each other the whole time.

King Cobra looks like a little higher functioning one of my aspie bros I’m a staff for. Into goth and emo stuff and buys cool stuff to look totally bad ass. Just went to an all American rejects concert and loved it.
Defend aspies. Love and protect the Star Children they are our only hope

imagine flexing over a double entendre

>>23153348
Ben really does have the reading level of a 6th grader.

if cobra went on fishtank he would still be alive, this is all jets fault

>>23153356
think of shadi

I just hope that ellie is having a wonderful day

>>23153353
yeah i wish we got the clabihouse from the universe where they didn't fight over jet's hairy, dry shitstained anus :/

>>23153348
Man that dude must seriously take it up the ass

>>23153361
this
they seem nice otherwise

>>23153093
you joke but someday Sam's hapa son will be posting here on 4chan with us chat
either that or r/AsianMasculinity chat
>>23153351
you're really bad at following the lore of my childhood friends chat

>>23153363
yeah i still like them

That's Klaus? His face is so rat-like.

I bet he sounds like a rat too.

A real american hero up there with hulk hogan and john wayne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAhk4TfNEh4

they'll be friends again someday chat
you just gotta believe chat

>>23153374
i fully believe <3

Post Ozzys in honour of Cobe o/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3-QqGVt-tM

>>23153371
my childhood friend Klaus has a normal sounding voice I think chat he doesn't have to put on a fake tough guy voice because he's not insecure about himself chat he just vibes chat

>>23153366
ive literally had 100% success rate with all my assumptions
all your stories are these weird high fantasy scenarios set in urban environments
remember when i guessed your pipsqueak voice, klussy? https://voca.ro/1btMbzjSRdOa

>>23152934
ayyy lmao

>>23153093
Poor Rin will be homeschooled with the Charls twins and be allowed to make friends only with them. (Nick will definitely send his own daughters to public school)

Tay's real torn up about it

>>23153371
perfect timing chat >>23153381

>>23153385
real choaked up

think of claudia

Aryeh season 4 AUDITION VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnYEJcEOepc

>>23153379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG7IEx_PU0g&list=RDbG7IEx_PU0g&start_radio=1

>>23153381
My childhood friend Klaus isn't insecure about his own voice chat he's comfortable in his own skin chat he just vibes chat you could learn a thing or two from him I think chat

Why is Klaus beefing with Jimmy

>>23153392
Jimmy is mad at my childhood friend Klaus because he's insecure I think chat something to do with one of his ex gfs laughing at a comment he made about jimmy on twitter once i think chat

>>23153389
he really needs to do an Uncle Fester(Christopher Lloyd) cosplay

>>23153391
the only things you can learn from klussy are how to be a obnoxious parasocial poster or how to accept abject failure and carry on like that isnt inherently wrong

>>23153397
we’re calling him klussy now
all due respect to your friend and all but if he isnt here, you dont get to speak for us

>>23153384
Nick’s daughters are school age

Do you guys think klaus has ever been so high on methadone he argued with himself on here?

>>23152732
He didn't call the cops on Letty. The cops were called on mercoffdaperc.

I bet Sam's Asian son grows up to marry the next amouranth chat he's gonna surprise us all and be the exact opposite of Elliot Rodgers chat

>>23153409
yea but chicken was the one that called chat the cops asked to speak to him directly chat

>jin
>rin
things are grim for male hapas.

>>23153409
While the cops were there Chicken tried to get them to remove Letty too but they told him to fuck off because he wasn't the owner of the property

>>23153410
you unironically look like elliot rogers but withered and broken by drug use

>>23153418
did klussy reply to the selfie request?

Trish's Arby's was infested with Klauses

>>23153406
Sure, if he's topping it with a benzo (which is very common among that crowd). And he may get some mild euphoria on his first dose of the day.
But generally the methadone serves to keep him out of a crushing, monstrous, month-long acute withdrawal (due to the half-life of the molecule on his mu-opioid receptors) with another two or three months of PAWS (no sleep, crying fits, restless legs, relentless craving, etc) after the acute period.
You really don't want to be Klaus at this point. The methadone rules his life. And he must dread the two rock hard bricks he shits per week, his asshole must be a mess.

DSP will outlive all his haters he somehow always wins chat

>>23153434
it's true my friend Klaus told me the methadone shits can be brutal but he drinks a lot of coffee that definitely helps chat

>>23153434
Long term methadone use is worse than actively using lol. Just be a man and deal with a weak of shit sleep. Fuck you can even go the kratom route if you're that much of a baby

>>23153435
Crazy seeing support for metokur crying about people swatting his "family" (just him and his wife) when these same turds love to see DSP crying about people messing with his "family" (just him and his wife).

>>23153435
Dsp has outlived every gaming channel at this point.

>>23153434
my chilean mestizo ass been saying this

Kratom can't really do anything if you're addicted to oxycodone or heroin chat my friend Klaus already tried that chat

>>23153439
where and how much does the weed and doordash fit into the equation?

>>23153449
I went from daily h/fent to kratom to nothing with no issues. Kratom is a bit addictive but the withdrawals are way lighter than actual opiates

>>23153453
you must have been on some weak stuff then chat how much h were you using per day chat my friend Klaus used to spend $100 a day (5grams) chat

>>23153458
i was getting a bundle a day in bmore it was pretty good

Cole is the fishtank kingcobra when you think about it.

>>23153460
a bundle is only like a gram right chat? I remember when my friend klaus moved south for a while everyone was only selling .1g tickets for like $10 in like a paper envelope my friend Klaus was like wtf is this chat

>>23153464
like 1.5 yeah

Wow we have zombie people in ftl

>>23153388
Claire fire sales stream hype?

>>23153480
the threads have really fallen

>>23153480
the MDE wiggers all do drugs too figure it out persons

>>23153480
what do you mean?

>>23153487
i guess everyone should stoop to their level and just accept people worse than them amongst our ranks
holy fuck you fucking degenerate retard, i dont allow myself to mingle with a hobo nodding out when im just casually eating outside
i just watch the hobo and think “wow thats ___” and carry on

summy with my load in her mouth

do people really pay black hookers $500 an hour chat that's crazy chat

https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/19BtLAqGt5

>>23153093
post link

>>23153495
Hard/street drug addicts

I'm not tryna ruin your fun
But cook me burgers with cheese
Oh please I'm begging you, Gene
'Cause I can't rely on Louise
No, she's too mean
And I don't care about Pesto
No, I'm not green

If you see me out in Quahog, say hi
But if you meet me at the Clam, I'm a talkative guy
Maybe we'll talk over beers and remember the time
And we know even at my Lois, I'm a family guy
Yeah, a lot of white boys do impressions of me
And you always see my clips on your FYP
But that algorithm's always tryna censor me
They're even worse than the fellas at the FCC

Next day I'm walking to Moe's
Choked the boy, it's my fault
My life was comedy gold
But now it's just getting old
I look deep down in my heart
Know I should be home with Marge
But work is just getting hard
With Mr. Burns still in charge

I wanna wake up and say
"Good morning U.S.A."
But I can't get out of bed
It's comfy here anyway
I think of Hayley and Steve
What will I do when they leave?
At least there's Francine and Klaus
But Roger's still in my house

Why did Zach Mukherjee quit streaming?

>>23153520
normal ppl wldnt post here

who had the worse voice reveal?

Benleaks or Klaus?

Tmdwu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIc88eetvnE

>>23153537
Ik but it’s still interesting those type of people do

>>23153545
Benji embarrassed himself in front of letty, xavier and crash to a wider audience

>>23153545
Klaus sounding like a nasally gay guy was to be expected but Benny boy sounding like a black dude was actually hilarious. Both reveals were bad but benleaks was definitely funnier.

>>23153545
Leaks being a stuttering niglet was not a good look.

>>23153545
benleaks
but lets not forget klussyleaks working himself into a pedophilic work for several weeks after that disastrous shadi stream

you guys have no evidence of the voice reveals chat
they never happened chat

>>23153385
That isn't Tay's KF account.

>>23152584
This is where the AI fury magic happens https://files.catbox.moe/qjueqx.mp4

>>23153580
klussy voice
https://voca.ro/1btMbzjSRdOa

my childhood friend Klaus doesn't sound gay he has a normal voice chat it's fine it's not weird chat

i want back thanos but for podcast listeners

>>23153588
thats a standard american voice chat, he sounds similar to shroud chat

>>23153599
standard american voice sounds like nolan north
tell your LDR boyfriend klussy to send that selfie already you worthless faggot

Did anyone watch Fatty's tribute to Cobra

He won. Faggot Nigger Burt lost.

Why did letty press this girl so much

>>23153603
im currently under nda regarding the klauscord chat
best i can offer is hope you get an invite chat

>>23153588
I dont see what the problem is here

I'm kookoo for cocoa puffs chat

>>23153585
>AI furry porn proves Sam Hyde works with glowniggers
Hahaha it's too funny

>>23153620
Letty was wylin' out that night chat

>>23153623
yeah of course you dont see it numbskull
if you LISTEN carefully with the right (based!) set of ears, you can hear a sackless gay worm

>>23153585
I'm afraid to open this link chat

>>23153632
klaus derangement syndrome (kds) in full display here chat

>>23153625
also ugly and dirty and burnt out and loose and gets no pussy and mean and stupid and a liar and cheater and weak and nose broken by a tranny

ulx46atb is crashing out chat I think my childhood friend felted him chat he's muggled chat

I still laugh at this BadIdeas gem occasionally

>>23153644
Yeah this one is funny ngl, OSS

>>23153644
lol that is a good one chat the stick figure Scott is pretty kino chat bad ideas is an artist chat

>>23153642
is that the british nuthugger?
why is everyone associated with klussy a lying gay coward?
wheres that selfie?

She found her next victim

ulx46atb doesn't even recognize his own ID chat he's been felted chat it's over for him chat he's so moogle-muggled chat

>>23153657
she did the rape face chat
you know the inevitable is about to happen when you see that face chat

>>23153641
all true

>>23153597
That's a good joke Claire.

>>23153659
i like how the people that try to side with you try to pathetically write you off as a shitposter when youre way more delusional and parasocial than probably anyone here
you need to kill yourself

wwnr chat

nina is about to drain this poor man's balls without his consent chat
that man has a family chat

>>23153644
makes zero sense

>>23153670
does tazo have a gf/wife chat I don't know the tazo lore yet chat he seems pretty chill I think chat

>>23153620
She wanted to goon her like she did Kimmee at the halloween party but latina caught on early and put a stop to it.

>>23153657
Haz took that girls virginity

My chink boss got me to stay late on a friday

>>23153664
can you explain the Claire joke to me chat idgi chat

>>23153667
What is wwnr

>>23153887
do you think you guys will ever hook up chat her husband might be into it chat

>>23153664
thansk

>>23153890
Watchful when niggers 'round

>>23153890
who will Nina rape/we will never recover (chat)

>>23153882
He has a gf but he does whatever he wants

Manifesting Cole taking Trish out on a date to Arby's

>>23153597
does listening to your podcast count

>>23153933
Trole is peak

>>23153893
Im going with doubtful. I won't pursue office shit but ill take it if its handed to me.
Dated a nurse at my old job and that turned into a nightmare. Hispanic nurses are fucking insane

wait nvm I think I get it now chat that was a good Claire joke chat

>>23153934
Damn he lookin ghoulish

>>23153888
She so despises podcast listeners, her hate for them is so deep, that she wants them to be annihilated in an instant without mercy like the Thanos "snap" in the Marvel movies.
It's very on-brand for her, she's a legendary hater.

Why doesn't he just cut his nails bros

>>23153941
this bitch is retarded

every time i think i have a favorite shadi image she outdoes herself

>>23153942
im calling you klussysimps now
you can probably appreciate that as a fan

>>23153939
all nurses are crazy hos I think chat something about seeing dead people all the time makes them super horny chat

>>23153942
wait what was it? i didn't get it :/

>>23153955
it's a double entendre

>>23153945
oh right the snap yea chat I remember watching that movie in theaters chat it wasn't bad actually chat

>>23153954
People who want to help people for a career tend to be assholes. Like the police.

>>23153958
No it’s not

>>23153941
can i get a real answer and not shadi rodent vagina

a true magician never reveals his secrets

>>23153954
It was a psych hospital nurse so probably extra crazy. They were all pretty tapped. When i got a job after that place i was kind of shocked at how much less people shared compared to that place.
1 example is one nurse liked the way my laundry deturgent smelled so when we did walk throughs at the start of the shift she was just put her face into my back and huff my clothes the whole time.
Weird people

mood chat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjnFzPhM72I

>>23153970
I think she was trying to hit on you chat some women are autistic like that when it comes to flirting chat

>>23153973
Nah she did that stuff with everyone. I knew her boyfriend, he was cool shit.

thinking about ordering some double entrees for dinner chat just need to figure where from chat

>>23153986
hell
you can get like fathers brains and brothers ashes etc

a true magician never reveals his secrets chat

>>23153993
Is this real?

>>23153993
its clearly edited chat

>>23153993
except this one ig

that pic always makes me laugh chat miss my childhood friend Klaus chat wish he wasn't banned right now chat (Fs in the chat chat)

KlausSimps

>>23153960
Most of the people the work at psych hospital have a relative that is really mentally ill which draws them to that field.
Its why i felt out of place because i just view people as subjects and find mental illness fascinating

>>23154079
only boomers will get this

>>23153999
whats the point of simping and saving every photo of every “woman” in your path when you have ED from methadone?

>>23154076
Well you're in the right place for that here

>>23154084
I love our autistic gay guy gay show gay gossip forum community

>>23153960
>Like the police
What kind of run-ins have you had with law enforcement?

can we get a brit bloodgames update chat?

lock her up and throw away the key chat
>>23154081
not many of those here chat fishtank is mostly zoomers I think chat

there was an anon talking about eating spoiled rotten food to "strengthen his immune system" a few days ago chat did Cobes used to post here with us chat?

>>23154093
Xena is a reformed woman. She wont do nuffing wrong from here on out

>>23154162
that was you

>>23154164
damn that lady can really take a beating I'm surprised it took that long for her to fall down chat

HEARTBREAKING: another boring fishgirl has made a kingcobra post

>>23154180
Why are all these hoes latching onto this dead reptile guy?

fishgirls using his death for likes on social media is kind of gross chat I don't like it chat

>>23154171
you can never compensate enough for having your nose broken by a tranny

>>23153597
no one was listening to the clodcast anyways

Will abi include kingcobra in her next instagram collage? Sources are saying "very likely."

>>23154188
It's an easy way to signal that you're not a normie and know about internet people

>>23154191
youre just jealous none of them will do the same for you
you replied 3 times to claire pointing out that kalei likes alex schulz earlier today
jealous UGLY ass nigga

>>23154091
So hot

The simp wars only made her stronger...

King cobra was ugly as fuck ngl chat

>>23154188
he was one of the "safe" friendly lolcow types that isn't a deranged monster on the inside that molests his own mother like Chris Chan or does whatever the fuck cyraxx does chat

double reverse entendre

>>23154215
horrorcow enjoyers need to be locked in a shipping container and dumped into the ocean

can't believe he's really gone
we need to be finding the time machine

>>23154188
Because all women are evil whores.

Was king cobra the fat ginger that taught karate on season two of fishtank?

>>23154259
That was a different guy... I forget his name...

rip Klaus and Cobes chat

STOP POSTING THESE OFF TOPIC HOES

Tj theme song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv3RgbA2UTo&pp=ygUbdHYgb24gdGhlIHJhZGlvIGhhcHB5IGlkaW90

>>23154259
no, that was octavius thunder lurk more newfag

>>23154259
That was cole

>>23153348
they frequently refer to their editor as "shotty" is it actually shadi?

i've always wondered if she had that link before bitchtank or maybe i'm schizo

>>23154289
they're talking about this guy https://www.instagram.com/shotti_3m/

>>23153361
it's pretty funny how retarded their beef is and that they're both too self absorbed to accept that

>>23153361
Claire is incapable of having a genuine friendship. She can't even be friendly with her own sisters

Was this posted here before?
https://youtube.com/shorts/cTjvEGCqlYs?si=Q7EQPAvzTy0N4z8q
Burt is losing it, he thinks marky is real

I don’t know if that one anon is still around but I found this brand: https://ebay.us/m/5sbTbg

>>23154191
Need dat pussy

>>23154311
first time ive seen it that's pretty funny chat I think jimmy is the only one that still thinks the marky pic with Sam from 2013 was made with AI or whatever chat he's a silly guy chat
>>23154322
fax chat

>>23154291
good, the thought of them being friends with shadi made me sick!

>>23154294
It’s a one sided beef, Abi correctly cut her off

Payton has a new favorite movie!

>>23154340
that's definitely what it feels like

claire always deflects insults from abi

hating from outside the club frfr

>>23154336
i like shadi but can you imagine shadi using adobe premiere lmfao

this girl's chopped teeth and goofy outfits makes me laugh everytime lol chat I think I'm losing my mind chat I've gone fully insane chat it's over for me chat I'm felted chat

>>23154344
what is it?

>>23154355
The fuck if i know. Some dumb bitch movie

>>23154351
she can't use baby voice to make adobe do whatever she wants schieghieght

Jc should do a movie with Simbal.nn

>>23154340
claire goes out of her way to be toxic for no reason, very self destructive. she could be such a sweetie pie

>>23154359
yeah looks really bad like dogshit really but i would still use my free ticket to go watch it with the beautiful payton rose

>>23154351
yesterday we discovered that shadi doesn't actually read these threads she just uses voice to text chat

>>23154352
looks like a stretched out 9 year old schieghaght

schieghaghtyou need to "nip it in the bud" schieghaght

for your own good schieghaght

>>23154359
>>23154368
It’s freakier Friday

>>23154372
she's such a dumb bitch i can't stand her desu

>>23154340
Abi was a good friend chat
unfortunately Claire still hasn't figured out that Jet is the one pitting them against each other chat he was using them to make the other jealous chat jet is a real badson chat

>>23154383
lol look at this dumb bitch knowing about dumb bitch movies. Couldn't be me

>>23154372
hilarious

>>23154391
I heard that Abi got her tooth gap after bitchtank when Claire sucker punched her

>>23154344
isnt that the actress from the og Halloween movies chat?

>>23154348
*deflects insults to abi

is claire still in chicago?

>>23154402
More importantly the actress from this hot sexy scene.
Just imagine being arnold and getting to see it first hand

>>23154408
She's in the trunk of my car

>>23154372
Why would I used voice to text that’s retarded, what you’re referring to is I frequently send voice notes in DMs cause it’s easier to say a lot without having to type it all especially when I have long acrylics on.

>>23154434
stream it

>>23154413
lol this scene is infamous on /tv/ chat

>>23154439
shiddy is pressed FRFR!

>>23154439
It was a joke shadi I'm just messing with you chat

>>23154407
>>23154436
>>23154452
LMFAOOO

>>23154455
KlausSimps must hang

>>23154355
Freaky Friday 2

>>23154446
No just correcting
Anyways text to speech sucks it’s also easily clockable cause it won’t make sense half the time and the elderly that use it never bother to read over what they sent

>>23154464
Meant for
>>23154457

>>23154352
Why do you like krissi so much? not sus at all

Klausimps are taking over chat

>>23154472
post the selfie so we can make this pic funnier

>>23154408
I'm gonna go crazy over this W

'ach on 'chan

>>23154470
her pictures are funny to me she's so shameless she's like Betty if her haters never bullied her for pedo baiting

Summoning angie...

>>23154488
mogged into forgetting your bit chat?

LIVE POLICE CHASE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWZ4axk_4lI

Adorable Fat ass content alert

These threads are not avant-garde enough

bill ottman running away

bitch*

The beautiful Bill Ottman

>>23154525
Why is he so happy?

>>23154503
>beautiful nipples princess
only 26 viewers and one of them already confirmed Indian that's ruff chat

>>23154488
youre at 19% of posts

What do you guys use to download youtube videos?

>>23154503
Shadi caught viewbotting

would you rather fight 5 rachel sized daniels or 50 daniel sized rachels

>>23154536
you're at 0.362318841% of posts chat

>>23154537
jdownloader

>>23154531
He's watching TJ and Claire kiss. Not sure why that part is cropped out.

Just uploaded my season 4 audition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnYEJcEOepc
And here's the season 2 one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN9pgAb4Uvo

>>23154533
Sister tank. Family tank. Trust the Trish plan

>>23154557
we already know you sperg

double entendre btw

Where binx

>>23154557
i wonder how season 2 would have changed if you filled the jimmy role

>>23154557
Hi Aryeh

>>23154557
Whatever happened with that girl that was trying to rape you?

>>23154557
I posted it earlier and only got one (you), sorry man. I also watched your appearance on Primestein and you mogged him.

>>23154580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRpvIiz9G8A

>>23154557
Post a binx in the chat, senpai

>>23154584
Thank you! I had fun and I hope to go on his show again at some point.

>>23154588
wow very cool aryeh chat
here's an emi chat

>>23154579
Luke from s3 is a lucky guy chat
He bottomed out the hagussy and then she cooked him dinner

chat

>>23154542
I would never fight Daniel

>>23154503
Cole should be sleeping with Trish in THEIR tent tonight.

>>23154592
Pretty based if true

>>23154590
>emi
Dunno who that is!

double entendre btw

>>23154577
Arye v tay in the tank would have been great

>>23154604
What is this from

>>23154599
wait, you dont know the redbull athlete, emiru chat?

>>23154604
Where'd you get this picture?

Women have ruined /ftl/ by proxy by letting Klaus and his goons get their hands on their pictures

>>23154607
>>23154617
clip uploaded and deleted by richy on twitter. luke showing his wallpaper

Hey, Aryeh has been singing on the fishtank site this whole time.

>>23154620
fax chat
this is a gay thread after all chat
we should be manposting instead chat

>>23154620
And they never asked for consent to digitally rape them

she's getting fat :((((((

>>23154632
No we are talking!

>>23154620
women ruin everything chat

sex with angie

>>23154641
alcohol goes straight to your belly chat
plus her filipino genes are not helping chat

New
>>23154667

>>23154641
Rude

>>23154587
Almost forgot