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Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23168955 >>23168972 >>23168987 >>23172880
yawn wokeup a couple hours ago

still got stuffy nose but I think I'm finally getting over this colderino


so basically I've changed my minderino: I now have a femboy power-bottom waifurino and a biologically female mommy power-bottom waifurino

My legs are freaking sore from sprinting but I heckin love sprinting. I can sprint for as far as I want AT TOPSPEEDERINO and waste no mind worrying about catching my breathe until afterwards

hate endurance crap. Endurance muscles are all weak so why train them? I actually think corporations are paying influencers to shill endurance slop and turn it into a giant self improvement "manliness" cult evendoe all endurance slopcucks have tofu bodies and toothpicks for arms and legs (i.e. thats fuggen UNMANLY)
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23168972 >>23168980 >>23169691
>>23168955 (OP)
the fact that there are literal ZILLIONS of long distance running events all over america makes me think its some corpo psyop.

Having le high meme endurance literally only benefits the corporations and the military who want you slaving away 24 hours a day


DAVID GOGGINS LITERALLY HAS NO KNEES
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23168980
>>23168972
image related is a regular knee btw


david goggins doesn't have cartilage in his knees, bone is grinding against bone. YEOUCH!!!!
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23168987
>>23168955 (OP)
both of my waifukinos are taller than me btw
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23169072 >>23169690 >>23169692
hate gullible idiots that fall for every single masculinity grift

I can just imagine zillions of redditor twp cuckoldoids buying these grifters products to talk with a dirty shitskin jeet over discord LOL


literal delusional cuckold twp cargocultists
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23169079
yawn green tea timerino


so many irl women are literally weakerino and worthless and would rather get a big necrotic BBL and smell like shit and be unable to wipe their fat poopy nigger booties and make gym videos doing endurance workouts like an oblivious fucking retard LOL
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23169090
NEVER walk behind a woman with a bbl nigger ass
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23169690
>>23169072
Wowerino, so I'm watching rehab room be a faggot defeatist cuck doomer and HealthygamerGG spitted some based facts: "be schizophrenic"

so based, so true
Anonymous (ID: klUG9vHS) United States No.23169691
>>23168972
mr goggins shit himself just to earn those knees
Anonymous (ID: MVit+s3Z) Canada No.23169692 >>23169697
>>23169072
Why do you compare them to cargo cults? The means that they are using to achieve what the want to try to achieve are entirely dubious and ineffective and demonstrate a clear lack of understanding of the subject at hand?
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23169697 >>23169699 >>23169702
>>23169692
Why wouldn't I call retarded gullible redditor tiny white pecker cuckolds cargocultists when they buy into every new nigger masculinity scammers "wake up at 5am like goldstein wants" grift?
Anonymous (ID: MVit+s3Z) Canada No.23169698
Well you know most men died at an age that we would consider quite young for quite a long time. Being in shape isn't a bad thing but there is no real advantage to be gained doing that kind of shit you're right. Ultimately you are making yourself less healthy and able in the pursuit of becoming more so. Very paradoxical.

It's all a fine balance. Just about everything abstract.
Anonymous (ID: MVit+s3Z) Canada No.23169699 >>23169705
>>23169697
Because a cargo cult is a very specific term that relates to a very small population in the mid 20th century.
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23169701 >>23169706
philosphy and paganism is a cope
Anonymous (ID: MVit+s3Z) Canada No.23169702
>>23169697
Also cargo cults were pretty much all niggers and Maori types, just so you know
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23169705
>>23169699
filtered

don't care
Anonymous (ID: MVit+s3Z) Canada No.23169706
>>23169701
Paganism yes. Philosophy? Well you're just further demonstrating your lack of understanding and intelligence.

Typical nigger. That's why you have been slaves since the times of ancient Egypt, that's why you always will be.

Peace nigger good luck with ur smug attitude, lack of genuine understanding and crippling loneliness
Anonymous (ID: mgcTutuE) Canada No.23169710
>blocked sweaty!
LMAO you know Reddit is probably more your speed nigger. You'd be perfect over there you'd fit right in and be much happier.
Anonymous (ID: mgcTutuE) Canada No.23169714
Blacks are so feminine and sensitive
Anonymous (ID: mgcTutuE) Canada No.23169716
Ayo hol up
>Snacks lips
I gotta do my hurr and pick out my shoes
Anonymous (ID: mgcTutuE) Canada No.23169719
Slaves, forever. Since the days of ancient Egypt even going into pre history blacks have been slaves and continue to be so today
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23169729
choosing an animal to envision myself as is hard if I don't want to i choose horse.

I'm weighing animal speeds and actual behaviors observed in nature.

I.e. a question of who'd win: "le tiger or le silver back gorilla" is a meaningless question because predators don't hunt healthy and strong animals, they only hunt the weak and sick.
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23169733
choosing an animal to envision myself as is hard if I don't want to choose horse.

I'm weighing animal speeds and actual behaviors observed in nature.

I.e. a question of who'd win: "le tiger or le silver back gorilla" is a meaningless question because predators don't hunt healthy and strong animals, they primarily hunt the weak and sick.
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23169734 >>23172880
ugh... le green tea made me nauseous
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23169740
https://youtu.be/mNueFeZMSAI

ew gross
injury from roiding blech
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23169743
horse girls in uma musume aren't all muscular or tall enough YAWN!!!!! unwatchable moeslop garbage


who the hell is supporting rehashed moeslop garbage?
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23169809
I got recommended rehab room by an anon on r9k because he supposedly debunks and criticizes healthygamergg (another generic grifter i hate), I didn't what a total defeatist cuckold faggot he'd be

yawn

>schizophrenia le bad WAAAAAAAAH!!!! I CAN'T HECKIN DO THAT WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

what a cuck

yawn
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23170348
widening or reducing my stride doesn't do anything, still hurts

yupperino
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23170373 >>23170668
i can't find a cool animal to envision myself as

I don't wanna be a horse or a gorilla...

on second thought I might want to be a gorillaino because similarities


I'm going for retard strength so I can throw tantrums
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23170662
mom say no to buying a big tractor tire for me to play with >:[
Anonymous (ID: IQKvHusr) Canada No.23170668
>>23170373
U already are a chimp lil bro
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23171250
I've tried watching NFL highlights on youtube but I just don't really care for it

watching a recent racehorse livestreamerino (NYRA) from 18 hours ago
Anonymous (ID: 9jYcunBb) Canada No.23171509
ayo DT!
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23171541 >>23171631 >>23172880 >>23174291
just got done researching a zillion isometric holderinos for the slow twitcherino stabilizers in order to avoid imbalance and injury later down the line


plus the fact I gotta wait a while before doing another explosive fast twitch exerciserino.
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23171631 >>23172880
>>23171541
including a hold to correct rounded shoulderinos

and no it's not a hanging row, i do NOT feel safe with my back or the back of my head facing the ground. So I'm doing scapular retractions instead WHILST standingerino
Anonymous (ID: lLjtKPOZ) Greece No.23172880 >>23174327
>>23168955 (OP)
did you sprinted?? Omg im so proud of you. Might be my favorite workout. I had to do a lot of anaerobic conditioning for my sport and i even got addicted to it at some point, cause i found that if i do a long endurance all out lungs burning workout i got sort of like high. Stuff like fartlek running 5k (x seconds fast running, y seconds recovery running), then ending out with an all out sprint, you get to have a great high from the workout without feeling like you just slogged the ground with your legs unexplosively for 5k meters, i also hate just slow jogging but this was super fun for me. But if you even dislike the 400m idk. Even short distance sprinters do longer distance workouts sometimes.
>>23169734
Never drink green tea on an empty stomach
>>23171541
>>23171631
For sprinting injury prevention, you do nordic curl progressions (u can anchor your feet under a couch, pillows under knees, and use your hands on the floor to support some of your weight so your hamstrings aren't under the full load of your bodyweight if you can't do that yet, and focus on the eccentric, and just rep it out, great hypertrophy and strength hamstring exercise. I also found hamstring power for me correlates with how fast i am in the 100m very closely.), but since it's a high muscle damage workout only do them twice or 3 times a week, then you also want to do high rep hamstring exercises if you're prone to hamstring pulls, cause it apparently strengthens the tendons.
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23174291 >>23175700
>>23171541
also that chatgpt said working on slow twitch stabilizers would help with power transfer
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23174327
>>23172880
I can see why a person may like the 400m because it looks like a horse race, and it also being about strategy.
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23174851
i originally didn't know bojack's father was voiced by the same VA who does bojack's voice
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23174990 >>23175059
yawn

may have a soup
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23175025
yawn had sex with my 8-ft tall wiferinos
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23175059
>>23174990
eating a sardinerino in olive oil

preheating the oven for a 'za
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23175165
making a green tea
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23175195
I'll just envision myself as a cool horserino
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23175284
le nope

I'll make my fursona kino a bullerino, and I'll have anthro cow waifu, and an skinny athletic anthro powerbottom femboy horse waifukino
Anonymous (ID: lLjtKPOZ) Greece No.23175700
>>23174291
i remember this old school coach i had in school who told me if i did a lot of wall sits i would jump higher and i remember it did. But I think the less advanced you are the more things work for improving you, and there's a limited amount of gain you can get from an exercise you can't overload like wallsits, cause your body just adapts to it eventually
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23176120 >>23176193
yawn fish filets

after a good sleeperino finally yesterday afternoon to midnight I feel ready to sprinterino again
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23176128
watching 600-lb liferino yawn
Anonymous (ID: lrT4TmIv) United States No.23176193
>>23176120
yup

I can sprinterino again