Thread 23175310

Month 38 of carrying Austria the EU and allies on my Back, unpaid

the allies

>>23175310 (OP)
>Month 38 of carrying Austria the EU and allies on my Back, unpaid
>His flag is from some third world shithole called "austria" or something. Wtf does austria even mean. Is he brown lol? I wouldn't care if he was brown or a girl tho. Maybe she got some pillows on that chest... if you know what I mean freedom bro and sisters. Probably hiding white oil under those brown mountains If you catch my drift ;), ;), nudge, nudge.
Your flag isn't a American flag homie.

>>23175358
Kinda true
>>23175371
What does my chest and me being Brown have to do with me carrying Europe on my Back without salary

>>23175530
osaka
(i nearly just called her asuka because i'm retarded)

>>23175310 (OP)
You're evil

>>23176044
How so

>>23175371
she's an average woman and not a 10/10 gigabimbo top OF model, she's frumpy and has small breasts sadly

>>23176516
>Small breasts
>C Cup
Watch less porn chuddy

I threw Up blood today at Work
My coworker Said He would Hit me If i wasnt a Woman
Once i am married i will do the chillerino

>>23176529
stop doing so many drugs!!!!!!

>>23176587
I didnt do drugs
It was because of the physical strain on my Body its Screaming NO MORE 50 HOUR WEEKS I BEG YOU
And welp no more physical Labor for me i head Off to College in a week

I am slave meat to this society but they cant bullshit me anyway
either lock me away in prison or the looney bin or gib comfy state Lady Job

>>23176476
You hate me

>>23176850
Always chasing the next high

>>23176922
Im sorry i called you a Brown gorilla
>>23176975
Im chasing opportunities many Doors close and then one Pops right Open

>>23176529
>>23176850
Working 50 hours a week shouldn't make you throw up blood.

>>23177030
Perhaps i have cancer and im dying but Just dont know it yet
Perhaps im jinxing it

>>23177072
I'd recommend seeing a doctor when you vomit blood for unknown reasons.

sure

>>23177085
don't be a hypochondriac

>>23177100
sorry

>>23177090
(You)
>>23177085
why would i visit the doctor if there is visibly nothing wrong with me

>>23177266
If you're throwing up blood that means the blood came from inside your body. You're not going to see it from the outside.

Sending gypsy curses on the way to the Leutnant who dishonorably discharged me

>>23177266
>Food food food!!!
fat

>>23177270
I cant visit a real doctor until next week anyway
if i drop dead because of some rare disease in the meantime then so be it lol

>>23177277
mycroft, are you?

>>23175358 Why do you do it? :)

>>23177280
I doubt you'll drop dead its just not something you should ignore

>>23177284
fat?
nuh uh

>>23177266
no

>>23177215
post more qp

>>23177395
Don't have anymore sorry

>>23177419
oh

>>23177423
(You) could fix that for me

>>23177455
...erm no
*squashes you*

>>23177477
You'd have to be pretty huge to squash me.

>>23177505
fat

>>23177509
Sometimes I wish I was fat so I could eat mounds of food.

>>23177518
strangely seedy Sako

>>23177529
What did he mean by this?

>>23177518
quintessentially american mindset

>>23177566
Luckily I've been able to see how they die early or end up getting their limbs slowly amputated one by one. I will never be fat.

>>23176991
>Im sorry i called you a Brown gorilla
that wasnt me tho

>>23175310 (OP)
Keep it up