>be me, 9
>2016 at disney world
>really stupid
>be at the water park kids area
>try to walk up a water slide (with one of those buckets above it, so it wasn't wet at the moment)
>bucket empties, slide gets wet, I fall
>a bottom tooth gets wedged up on one of my top gums
>mouth is fucked
>go to the doctors room and get it fixed (to the best that they can)
>go back home and sleep
>the next day I wake up to the news that a 2 year old was eaten by an aligator
>mfw
>2016 at disney world
>really stupid
>be at the water park kids area
>try to walk up a water slide (with one of those buckets above it, so it wasn't wet at the moment)
>bucket empties, slide gets wet, I fall
>a bottom tooth gets wedged up on one of my top gums
>mouth is fucked
>go to the doctors room and get it fixed (to the best that they can)
>go back home and sleep
>the next day I wake up to the news that a 2 year old was eaten by an aligator
>mfw