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Anonymous United States No.23184962 >>23184963 >>23184965 >>23184966 >>23184968 >>23184969 >>23184970
What women actually want
Women only want one thing, and that's a eco-terrorist twink with a big sword.
Anonymous United States No.23184963
>>23184962 (OP)
That sword is probably not as heavy as the women in question
Anonymous United States No.23184964 >>23184967
Until they stop taking birth control.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23184965
>>23184962 (OP)
is that guilty gear? i prefer faust
Anonymous Germany No.23184966
>>23184962 (OP)
Women want guys that are able to get shit done instead just cry like babies on 4chan. Yeah, I was born with a pussy. Seethe, losers.
Anonymous United States No.23184967
>>23184964
Lol, true
Anonymous Germany No.23184968
>>23184962 (OP)
he gives ick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXxU0SXBF5Y
Anonymous United States No.23184969 >>23184971
>>23184962 (OP)
Nobody around Cloud thought that it was weird that he was a genetically modified former elite special forces soldier who was taking a dogshit-paying job as a mercenary thug working for some nigger and his ragtag gang of fuckups and retards as they bumble around through acts of terrorism?
Anonymous Netherlands No.23184970
>>23184962 (OP)
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Anonymous Unknown No.23184971
>>23184969
Everyone around Cloud was exactly as weird as Cloud. Yuffie is a fucking ninja. Barret is a cyborg with a gun for a hand. Tifa can punch through walls with her materia infused gloves. Mog is a talking stuffed toy. Cait Sith is a synthetic android with override capabilities. I'm pretty sure Vincent is a vampire of some kind. Aerith is a summoner from a race of lost hominids. Eiko too. Red is a talking dog. It's just weeb scooby doo.