Thread 23227158

Fate has no reasons

Swisscel thread

Swissaggot
Imagine posting on 4man and still acting like a Swissaggot.

>>23227205
Imagine posting on 4chud and getting mad at someone

>>23227260
Your ass belongs on /reddit9gay/, not on /bant/

>>23227260
Hey are you gay btw just wondering

>>23227268
did you forget to turn off your vpn

shadowban test

Surrounded by the golden autumnal fields of a pretty, historic and rustic campus on the edge of the small town of Hildesheim, near Hanover, I felt like I had arrived in some strange parallel universe where I did not speak the language but could discern that everyone greeted each other with the word “Hei..degger” ever five minutes.

Was I a Neo-Kantian or a Heideggerian?

>>23228297
no one cares unc, cut this pretentious crap and post some more troonime

>>23228307
unc??? blud I'm 21 don't make me feel even older than I am
bozo thinks I'm an uncle damn
albeit thinking about it some became uncles when I was in school with 14

>>23228340
Ugh I wish I were young again (23)

>>23228340
Are you on a bender atm? Or heavier stuff? I'm not concerned, just curious.

>>23228350
I woke up at 9am to puke from too much phenibut + hangoverish symtoms and woke up at 12am again and just took 30mg of crushed XR morphine

>>23228347
I wish I was young again (13)

>>23228367
Are you the same Swiss that was drunkposting a few months ago?

>>23228340
21 is old, ancient even
>>23228367
damn nigga just do heroin or rocks at this point, what's up with all this sophisticated shit man

>>23228379
yes but my "probation" ended

>>23228391
I don't like brown stuff with unknown purity extracted with gasoline and mushed by pakistani feet that's probably laced with fent or nitazenes I'm rich and pride myself with affording proper medicine treatment also 21 is NOT ancient

>>23228410
what illness are you treating with all of these

>>23228392
What probation? Feds keeping an eye on you?

>>23228419
NEET boredom and sleep withdrawal
>>23228421
it was like a replacement measures for getting out of investigative custody that I was in

>>23228432
Was it because you post anime pics? If so I get it.

>>23228432
just waste your money on like videogames instead and throw your life away in less destructive manner, this is the meta for people like you now

>>23228451
in a* less

>>23228440
Yes I was 4 months in investigative custody for posting anime pics
>>23228451
Who exactly is "people like you"

>>23228451
Videogames sucks, full of niggers/mystery mutts or they just plain suck balls.

>>23228469
people who can throw away like a grand on fucking high end drugs just for the thrill of it without getting financially ruined for years to come

>>23228491
You have a point, he should share some with me.

>>23228491
I don't play videogames and haven't in 5 years
>>23228514
I still have 3kg of 4-mmc precursor that they didn't confiscate for some reason

>>23228539
>I still have 3kg of 4-mmc precursor that they didn't confiscate for some reason

Send in Agent Smith.

>>23228539
bro really does nothing all day but getting black out high, that's impressive but you gotta paypal me all you have before you overdose and perish tragically so i can waste that money on videogames in your honour

>>23228557
I think the precursor is legal here but not in the EU
>>23228561
erm no I watch animeys play VN's read philosophy or artistically obsess over wikipedia pages

>>23228587
*autistically

>>23228587
bro is a freaking modern day diogenes i swear to god

>>23228823
That would be a crazy homeless person I personally pride myself with many superficial things and love hypocrisy

>>23228862
do you collect anime figurines at least, there's no way you only spend your autism money on drugs and nothing else like that actually takes some willpower to exercise

>>23228888
I'd unironically rather collect legos or kill myself than spend 100 buckeroos on an injection molded pvc figurine
There's more artistical value to any animey png than a pvc figurine

>>23228996
insane dedication to the bit but anime figurines do actually suck because they all cater to the normie taste so they only mold whatever is currently popular and in general you just fucking know what kind of people buy that shit so it's impossible to take them seriously so i guess good on you for having drugs higher on the basic needs pyramid

>>23229323
I used to collect expensive handcrafted knifes but basically only to farm e-aura and they all got confiscated anyways so it's kind of frustrating to even think about

>>23229338
i think it's kind of illegal to confiscate people's shit for no reason, have you tried consulting a lawyer

>>23229381
The law is laid out so anything more than a kitchen knife like any symmetrical blade longer than 6 (six) cm is illegal but it's not enforced you can literally buy this shit from swiss based shops
My lawyer is a champ she got me out of jail

>>23229503
i think you should threat litigation anyway, those people have like families and jobs they can potentially lose and they've already taken your knives away so you literally have nothing to lose and everything to gain so maybe they will just fold down and unconfiscate your murder daggers

>>23229571
dude they are not even pushing a illegal weapons charge I don't want to goof it up with the judge I want a nice deal with the prosecutor I have bigger problems than silly knifes even if it's annoying

>>23229633
bro is absolutely content with being unlawfully KEKED by the governmentbots, many such cases unfortunately

>>23229674
What would happen is literally I push it to court and the judge does not charge me but can't return them because the court can't go against the law either but I just ruined the prosecutors deal bozo
Worst case he charges me but without a fine because he will assume I knew they where illegal because I had so many
The forensics confiscating them where just doing their job lol

If you search a house and knowingly ignore illegal items I'd assume you'd get fired lmao

>>23229674
cücked is a filtered word now apparently
>>23229742
you gotta push it all the way to the supreme court so they change the law entirely and legalise owning katanas and cutlasses and stuff, are you living in an actual free country or in fucking britain like what the science is that why can't people have knives and shit or maybe just collect plastic replica knives instead next if what i've described above sounds unrealistic
>>23229758
they could've "unknowingly" ignored those items for a certain price if you understand what i'm saying

>>23229795
Trust me people tried before but something as precedent cases exist so I won't have to try
Also there where about 15 people in the house that would have gotten expensive

It's fun making discord philosophers sperg out by arguing with the history of ideas

How big is your “pinterest depressed alt troonime gerls that I disillusionedly believe that they are literally me” folder ?

>>23232779
>disillusionedly

>>23232779
Top 10 questions asked not to be answered

>>23232779
This nigga doesn't know the pic you attach to your post is LITERALLY YOU at that very moment. Pondering if we should rape or rape AND kill you.

ew nasty

Time to shower

wow I'm so clean

>>23233570
But are you gay clean though

>>23233572
sybau

>>23233743
ehe

>>23233743
Anyway would you happen to be gay

Just cuz u can't c it don't mean it ain't there, fieldhand

>>23229503
Do you have a long criminal record

>>23233771
HAHA
>>23233784
No I'm not even charged yet the investigation is still ongoing and the charges when I was a minor where "deleted" when I turned 18

First time buying the 2 bux tuna isntead of the one for 3.50 and that is not worth it it's so coarse and so much more oil than the other one for the same weight bleh

I'm eating a big mac after going to my psychiatrist appointment and this thing falling apart and the taste makes me think it's not supposed to be eaten

>>23234616
bigu mac

>>23234670
It's not even big

>>23235010
mac

i like the images ITT

Took 6g phenibut in the morning because I needed some relaxation and now tripped trice on stairs in public well that was humiliating I barely feel it when I'm at home

>>23235010
sppalugga mugga

>>23235196
get well soon

>>23235203
get shot in public, nigger

>>23235257
how

they see me floating
they gonna be hatin

Wovon man nicht sprechen kann darüber muss man schweigen

I hate how eating makes my inears drop out wtf is this shitty design

I wanna make some money
But I don't want no job

>>23239053
just ask your daddy faggy

>>23239089
you give off chill pedophile vibes like you lowkey like kids but you went to therapy and got impulse control so you would never hurt one if you know what i mean. im a pedophile too and it makes me happy when i read your comments cuz it feels like i can participate on this discord too. good on you bro thank you so muc

didnt read

Sometimes I get a sharp pain sensation in a very specific part of the brain and I'm sure some artery popped and I go through the full 5 stages of grief until I'm just contempt with dying but then nothing happens

allat + didn't ask

>>23239330
cope and seethe

F-FUCKING COPE AND SETHE R-RIGHT NOW NIGGER

okay gooner

gooner even thoughie I didn't jerk off in over a week

Your entire purpose in life is seeking higher and higher pleasures that the world has to offer. You're a spiritual gooner.

pleasure is the wrong word
my psychiatrist called it seeking external stimuli it does not need to be a positive feeling

https://archived.moe/bant/thread/23191753/#23200600
I wouldn't say having the same ideology as slaanesh is any better

>>23239469
Not my post idk who pinhead is lol

>>23239488
I'm going to choose to believe it was you.

>>23239502
You ignorant fuck, I would never post something as edgy as that

>>23239396
that's really unhealthy, you should goon at least 3 times a day to keep your testosterone balance and brain chemistry in check and that's a scientific fact

>>23239509
You can't expect me to take that seriously.

>>23239523
I think part of the reason I'm not a pathetic miserablecel yet is because I'm not horny
>>23239559
I didn't you already made up your mind

Ugh random wave of nausea hit again

>>23240386
if dis battle should leav me slain
i know herobrine wood call my name

>>23240386
god is punishing you for having horrible opinions in that other thread of yours

>>23240390
One minute I haad it all
Next the world began to fall
>>23240393
>opinions
you mean FACTS

>>23240529
you're gonna fucking kill me with this shit one of these days, there will be blood on your hands

>>23240529
better to take aaaaaaaa Stand
dat was when i ruled the land...

>>23240548
I just puked my guts out
>>23240653
tsmt

>>23241126
how are you still alive then

>>23241169
superpowers

>>23241191
you should refill your guts with like fastfood so you have something to puke out next time

>>23233133
>DT casually admits he wants to be a petite white emo BWC addict

We’re just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year

>>23242459
meds.

up

Why does cracking my neck feel so uncomfortable with an upset stomach and slight nausea when it feels organic without

>>23245638
you are very cute...

>overloaded renal transporters again
>likely gonna puke later today again
joever
>>23246863
why

>>23246956
>89 kb
holy pinterest swag dripping rose emoji

>>23246956
>why
it's a secret

>>23246994
Even with all the time on my hands I can't get myself to doomscroll 'booru
>>23247006
I hate when people say this

>>23247010
how is doomscrolling pinterest any different to doomscrolling boorus

>>23228367
Stop mixing GABAergic shit with opioids you fucking retard

>>23247018
people repost the good stuff from 'booru to pinterest
when you're on the 'booru you have to scroll through tons of shitty 3 follower twitter art before getting to a single litterally me animey image
besides the 'booru being a literal le ebin 2005 webpage design with dated filtering
>>23247019
Then what should I mix it with retard

>>23247010
>I hate when people say this
no you don't.

>>23247031
>people repost the good stuff from 'booru to pinterest
the images are compressed to hell the point where storing them anyone is completely meaningless.

>>23247037
about one person in a millennium cares about how compressed the picture is

>>23249016
>about one person in a millennium cares about how compressed the picture is
nonsense.

this right here is garbage. it's not "real" isn't it? please show me your "literally me" folder.

i just repost other banterers' pics

>>23249052
zooming in is rude stop this

>>23249748
nice. so it's not all AI slop. i am very proud of you.
>zooming in is rude stop this
i'll zoom in on your face.

>>23249762
It can't be AI when I recognize the exact manga panel it is traced from

>>23247031
having to go through shitty amateur art is the soul of it and it's astonishing you fail to see that in your pretentious pursue of convenience, browsing boorus builds character and forms you as a person and being the more mature and developed one here you should thank me for opening your eyes here and listen and learn

>>23249769
anon, when was the last time you went to the bathroom?

>>23249778
this. curation builds character.

>>23249762
Oh my AI upscale
>>23249778
You're delulu and could never open my eyes unless you forcibly pry them open or cut off my eyelids while I'm asleep
>>23249802
21 minutes ago

>>23249828
>21 minutes ago
interesting.

can we hold hands?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doEwWzMz99A
bzbzbzdaobzbzbzdapbzbzbzdaobzbzbzDAP
>>23249836
why
>>23249904
for what reason

#trump2028

>>23235196
location based tolerance, you should get fine motor skills hobby and taper your dosage while doing it at home, then take a full T break if you have any self-control, if you keep pushing higher dosages for the same apparent effect then you'll end up altering your metabolism profile permanently and you'll have to start buying etizolam or nifoxipam or smth.

>>23252400
I used to take tons of benzos and they feel completely different from phenibut
I have no self control or discipline but it's impossible for me to get addicted to anything really
It's so funny how similar drugs of the same easily explainable pharmakokinetik profiles still have such individual inexplainable profiles
Like for some reason when I combine high doses of phenibut with low doses of morphine I keep hearing this wobbly sound behind me consistently while I never had this before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmQr2k7RhIc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmnjL26OBcY

>>23252035
Sorry but he can't run again.

>>23252516
He can do whatever he wants as long as Israel approves chuddie
Rock your body

>>23247031
I like mixing my opioids with promethazine and my benzos with weed and some sweet milky tea :)

>>23252600
Israel can easily get a new puppet with a little bit of legal bribes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJUq97I9d2k

>>23252621
oh my niggerweed
>>23252643
But they will never be as good of a puppet as a popular dicktaator

>>23252688
We need a new puppet that won't ban my favorite nicotine products. I'm going to lose it once my supply runs out.

>>23252688
Im not saying you have to do the same thing Giusto that you shouldn't mix ur downers its an amatuer move, especially if ur getting high on ur own with nobody to help if you OD

>>23252779
Wtf happened there *just that

Ew I woke up after 3 hours of sleeping absolute disgusting feeling and my mom pushing me to go buy cat food cross eyed
>>23252779
I'm an experienced+ heavy+ drug abuser this is exactly why I trust myself doing that

>>23253422
I did it for like over 10 years probably to far greater extremes but after losing a bunch of friends iv decided mixing downers is not worth it and iv chilled out on the drugs a lot, I'm now mostly clean