Thread 23239917

Klussy Edition

>/ftl/ (OLD) NEWS:
-- Ninaseething has been declared ILLEGAL by the first National /ftl/ Congress (punishment: suicide)
-- Angelina and Sharpfart have entered the Sardine Tin... she is busting his balls...
-- Sardine Tin day 2 digest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2QtcjGktHk [Open]
-- Nina is back in Thailand and streaming, also she has "corn rows" in her hair... https://kick.com/lettyvision
-- Faggot Burt is now associating with the jewish rapist Mr. Based https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1n72i8e/burt_is_currently_live_with_mr_based/
-- Alex B is now a Fishtank company man, and he's bragging about making 10K which is probably a lie https://x.com/TheMonkeyCobra/status/1963318963208925361

>Watch here:
https://fishtank.live
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://gofile.io/d/jWk3Rt
https://x.com/fishtankislive

Previous >>23238929

what are we listening too hooperheads https://youtu.be/-nKktAZvTIg

tap in

Blessed be thine Baker

I regret opposing the Jin thread

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

>>23239928
It would have been cool I think maybe he can make the next one scheyt

the only good thing to come out of sardine tin is seths cringe meltie

>>23239928
jin felt like such a cuck when you framed it that way sheyt

>>23239930
this but for Gemma scheyt

It is Sept 4 2024
There is still no footage of Angie getting FUCKED
I blame you people

>>23239933
I thought the femdom bit was pretty good...

>>23239940
>seth getting emotionally invested and having a breakdown
>jin just vibing and having a wank
you're growing on me

>>23239939
we didn't know we were supposed to get footage of her being fucked sheyt

>>23239933
never simp only lust that's where these weaklings get it twisted

>>23239943
Well now you have a goal to work towards

>>23239939
we’ll just have to make do with her monkey butt pics for now sheyt

>>23239926
I thought he had a pic of Letty on his phone for a second there sheyt

>>23239946
trudat

>>23239940
She looks like she's having fun

>>23239946
i did that and you faggots called me a simp. Maybe stfu

you people are insane hypocrites

>>23239955
Hey look its joolio coolio

>>23239955
you bringing up interracial cuck porn gave us the ick sheyt
your simping was cool until then sheyt

>>23239955
never me

new Ellie leaks just dropped sheyt

>no one
>no one at all
>klaus faggot: IR cuck porn

>>23239961
ellie lookin kinda thicc sheyt
jets a lucky guy sheyt

It's not simping if its mutual true love <3

julius v klaus is good booking but it'll need a run in from emirubrit to make it even julius is too powerful he invented internet culture

Does he not remember making this post sheyt

wholesome simping is good for your mind and soul

>>23239968
the current theory is that ellie fucked jet just to troll julius sheyt
it was an ironic bit all along sheyt

>>23239969
Julius hasn't been himself lately very sad to see his crown is slipping wheres the energy.
>>23239974
Yeah that's why you were talking about gassing yourself in the basement not even a week ago

>>23239975
I like that Rei-iru sheyt

>>23239966
what song is this it sounds kind of familiar sheyt

tfw u have to talk ur reality show costar out of slitting his throat cuz u won't stomp on his cock and balls

>>23239993
maybe he's valid for that actually

>>23239993
I don't think Seth was actually suicidal sheyt I think he was just trying to cockblock the guys on the Anchovy Pizza Tank sheyt he just wanted to kill the vibes for Angie so she wouldn't be horny anymore sheyt

>>23239979
he needs to lay off the red wine
>>23239993
kek

>>23239979
that's the other one

>>23239979
julius is a shell of his former self now that he no longer has a purpose here sheyt
he is nothing without his obsession with ellie sheyt
the only thing he brings to the table now is his deep knowledge of gorilla penis and cuckoldry sheyt

>>23240010
uh huh

julius got complacent at the top and let the party lifestyle get to him you see it all the time in boxing

>>23239993
do you know why seth was scraping the gunk of his tongue with a knife sheyt
that gave me the ick sheyt

>>23240021
He couldn't bring himself to actually cut himself so he just did some other gross shit instead

>>23240022
Angie's fault

>>23240022
>haha look at how funny im being! Arent I wacky!

No

>>23240022
Why is he so wound up

seth is like a combination of vance and jimmy if they couldn't get laid

>>23240042
Bastard bitch gobbo brat GET FUCKED ON CAMERA ALREADY

>>23240029
Seth isn't based enough to be violent and epicly assault women like Jimmy

i love how much seethe angie gets from eva

>>23240042
>>23240047
Uh oh
>>23240052
Lmao

>>23240052
>still simps for the wiggers after this tirade

>>23240052
Holy shit even Vance is laying into him it's not looking good for Seth chat

>>23240052
sounds like the average posts in these threads sheyt
maybe julius's theory is right after all sheyt

Has anything actually funny happened on sardine tin?

>>23240096
I think only angiesimps are watching

>>23240096
i heard aryeh might be coming on sheyt

>>23240099
>>23240103
>S4 contestants orbiting orbiters
Grim

So what happened with Ellie exactly

>>23240096
Sharpfart cbt

>>23240121
ellie is back in san diego sheyt
importing is on hold for the time being sheyt

>>23240125
Why do you think she's back in San Diego?

>>23240131
her recent story is in bake & che sheyt
its a californian dessert place sheyt

there will be no season 5
t.one of vances ICQ insiders

>>23240139
You have to stop this "chat" bit its starting to make your posts unreadable

>>23240146
youre right sheyt ill stop from now on sheyt
just for you sheyt

>>23240139
Interesting, theyre all in LA

>>23240128
did we ever figure out who casey (writing) is sheyt?

>>23240153
Hoober sock

>>23240153
>Guys lets make Burt gay and horny and his main thing is masturbating all the time
Kino

We don't want Sam Hyde and his faggot rich trust fund sissy boy shit anymore. We don't want Faguentes twirling around on his green screen in a basement.
We want Jet Neptune. We want to fuck teenage girls in high school. Sam got to buttfuck 16 year olds and now he's some super trad icon? Fuck that.
We want to do a lot of drugs, wear dope fresh ass fits, stick our penises in teenage girls and gamble $50k a day. Fuck the tradfags and trannies. Let's get LIT AYOOOOOOOO!!!!

>>23240162
Banging teenage girls is as trad as it gets. Our forefathers did it for millennia and everyone was happy. Feminists had to ruin everything.

>>23240166
any updates on your ellie editing project sheyt?

>>23240175
That's the other Bernd. I'm the Watermellie Bernd.
He's the one who hopes that Ellie has a wonderful day.

>>23240146
How about you learn to speak English instead of telling people what to do? Mr. Retarded faggot from Finland

>>23240178
mb sheyt
its hard to tell you guys apart sometimes sheyt
what are your thoughts on the whole ellie situation sheyt?

bb gurl

>>23240192
I don't know what Ellie situation you're talking about, but I still think she's the best Fishtank contestant of all time and possibly the most beautiful woman to have ever lived. And that's all I have to say about that.

>>23240175
i keep getting distracted. since i am doing that with my own video composer, i have to write the code to get the effects, but then I spend a day trying to make wave patterns more jagged

>>23240178
nice to see you

>>23240200
If you use proper capitalisation and attach Ellie pics to all of your posts, they won't be able to tell us apart.

>>23240197
The her getting confirmed gooned in every hole by Jet “showers are gay” Neptune situation

>>23240197
honestly i dont really know anymore sheyt
apparently some girl told another girl who told this guy about ellie taking birth control pills sheyt
its all very confusing sheyt
>>23240200
must be hard to edit like that sheyt
i guess you cant see what it looks like until after you render it sheyt
maybe look into learning an adobe software sheyt

>>23240206
>>23240210
Oh, that one. I thought that was a brilliant move.
Also, good for young Jet to get his life together and court such a formidable young madam.

>>23240214
Feigning indifference at your waifu cucking you is lame and boring and soulless I’m afraid. Bad gimmick. Show some passion please.

>>23240162
This sounds verbatim like the twitter fags

>>23240188
I can tell you checked your reply atleast 5 times for minor mistakes to avoid embarrasment lol

>>23240214
i understand youre point of view sheyt
but please understand that its extremely problematic in the ftl community sheyt
we protect women here sheyt

>>23240226
Wow sick burn. You totally exposed me for knowing how to spell.
I mean this with all my heart, literally kill yourself you fucking worthless piece of trash

why the FUCK jet neptune is still not lying on the pavement with brain material leaking from his cracked skull.
where is the promised justice?

>>23240247
Damn you really love that "chat" bit

Name a single thing Jet has done wrong I'll wait oh you can't that's right bitch get Neptuned

if you throw soap on jet neptune, will he die? why is he so scared of soap?

All of your actions will add up when you die
And Jet of the Neptune will be waiting to deliver justice

>>23240220
I can't force myself to show romantic attachment to a woman I've never met or talked to before - one who lives on the other side of the planet. And even if I could, truth be told, I would be worried about ending up like the Australian and all the other faggots who showed genuine signs of delusion. Seeing their outrage has been satisfying in itself.

>>23240228
Far be it from me to meddle with the affairs of consenting adults. Nor will I treat grown women like impressionable young children who ought not take accountability for their own actions. Men using their money and fame to romance young women is a tale as old as time. Anyone opposing this is suppressing male sexuality altogether and I won't stand for that.

>>23240153
Where are people finding these?

>>23240253
He's the wicked witch of the east but with dandruff

>>23240250
What are you talking about? All I saw was some nigger from Finland who thinks he can tell people what to do. Narcissistic fuck

Sup fellas been super busy the past 2 days so I haven’t had time to catch up every hour. Anything new the last day or 2? Last I seen was:
>jetstein, ellie, bagel, shadi message leaks
>wigger discord leaks
>CK bodycam footage
>still no YouTube video exposing jet
>burt did nepstein files investigation but it fizzled out
>sardine tin (angelina femdom)

Did I miss anything major?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-bmpsNoCTY

It's up chit.

it’s a good day to love angie

>>23240269
You are unimaginably gay for caring so much about "sheyt" lol. Also Taylor sucks

>>23240261
youre fighting the good fight german anon sheyt
>>23240266
scott leaked them yesterday or the day before i dont remember sheyt is all a blur sheyt

Nina hasn't gone live today? I miss Nina...

>>23240271
Jetbros...

>>23240270
A lawsuit was filed against a woman named "Claudia" for playing bumper cars in an intersection. The court documents were posted a few threads ago. Other than that, it was revealed that the wiggers never did anything wrong and their actions were all above board.

>>23240269
Look man, all I did was make a joke about post that had "bake & che sheyt" in it and you are here wishing me to kill myself. Calm down buddy.

A lot of hate and death around here today
I think Hubert's crash is taking a toll on all of us

>>23240275
Sheeeit.

>>23240269
Shouldn't you be nicer since you're Canadian

>>23240289
He's a Goose don't mind him they're vicious bastards

This place really wasn't the same since the gay bread maker lost his ability to dance

>>23240288
ellie the empress cosplay goes hard sheyt

Saw some clips of sardine tank and it was actually really funny! I think we might be missing out anyone want else want to try tuning in?

>>23240286
It is highly unfortunate, a tragedy. It also wasn't an accident. It was a premeditated crime and she ran him down on purpose

>>23240297
Nope!

>>23240289
Don't worry he will be held accountable and justice will be served. No slur goes unpunished.
>>23240292
My dog likes to herd geese it's his favourite part of the morning

>>23240280
Oh yeah I was able to catch the Claire lawsuit before I got super fucking busy. After that got posted I couldn’t keep up with FTL and when I did check for like 10-20 minutes it didn’t seem like anything major has been posted. I’ve been keeping sardine tin on when I can, but I don’t see any objective it’s aight I guess

>>23240297
What are some of the highlights of the clips

>>23240297
It’s not hitting as much for some reason. I was generally excited but idk just ain’t hitting

>>23240297
I will only tune in when angie is awake and she is the focus of the show

>>23240297
i tuned out of sardine tin since there are no simpable mids sheyt
angie is just sleeping all day sheyt

>>23240297
If they get Ellie on, I'll watch.

>>23240305
>I’ve been keeping sardine tin on when I can
Why in the name of all the sacred AND the propane some one would do that?

>>23240311
They invited her out just to cbt sharpfart and suck off a ringpop and now she's been sitting around doing nothing. They're wasting potential goontent and it's pissing me off.

>>23240325
She’s with Jet and the wiggers in LA rn so I don’t think that’s gonna happen

>>23240330
don’t worry jin once she wakes up her hapa energy will revitalize and she will be running around again

I still don't get why won't she just make an OF, it will make it easier for everyone involved.

Why fly out to some fat Indians house to simp and goonbait just for jet to take 50% or whatever the fuck cut he takes from the revenue.
She really could use a manager.

>>23240210
Are you just a paid adobe shill?
I was just annoyed that my pirated adobe doesnt have native webm support and it was messing up my mp4 imports as well.
Right now I am probably more so struggling with the creative process, because it has been a while.

>>23240205
True, but this way we might seem like one even crazier person.

>>23240325
This image makes me wish she had a big ol thick penis hanging between her legs.

>>23240350
Many Australians are saying this

>>23240330
Is she wearing colored contacts? Her eyes look lighter

>>23240326
You know how these things go, I just leave it on so I can catch some wild shit live if it happens. Most of the time it’s just been nontent

>>23240172
They were almost always still very close in age. My 1800’s frontier ancestors were all like a 17 F and 20 M when they married.

>>23240348
webm not being recognised by adobe is a classic sheyt
the only workaround is to convert to an mp4 or something sheyt
you can mass convert easily using ffmpeg with a few lines of code sheyt
but even then, adobe might throw you a curveball sheyt thats why you should always pirate their products sheyt
>>23240360
whats the best thing thats happened in sardine tin so far sheyt?
the femdom bit was hard to watch since it involved sharpfart sheyt

>>23240367
That's because your ancestors were plebs. The European aristocracy knew how to party.

it's taking over https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOEkvRKkvqA/?igsh=Zjl1dWVwbmMza3N5

>>23240297
Ive seen two clips from sardine tin: one where production member bitch slapped a handcuffed contestant (fucked up in very unfunny way) and one where a nepstein tts accidentally got through

>>23240440
thats kinda sus sheyt
looks like an ad for something called elemental sheyt
isnt that the pixar movie from two years ago sheyt? decent movie sheyt

>>23240385
Make a single one of your 1800’s ancestors with a large age gap. You probably can’t because you’re a WW2 rape baby

>>23240440
Claire

for all the damage control people do here, haven't seen any non-anonymous people associated with fishtank acknowledge what jet does and say they're cool with it - they either tactically ignore it or mention it and indicate they disapprove.

Just realized Shadi hates Claire out of jealousy because her own parents are ghetto schizos

>>23240481
disapprove what exactly sheyt?
two consenting adults having sex in rhode island sheyt?

>>23240344
>she's still asleep
This princess really needs her beauty sleep

>>23240497
seems they do
I guess that's not how real people see it

>>23239924
Hooper just wants a quick pay day so he can go on vacation and give money to Black Lives Matter. Even if Claire is "at fault" she's still in the right on this one.

>>23240498
Rubbing my morning piss boner in between this TLP's cheeks until I soak her ass and legs in pee.

>>23240490
that post goes hard with this screenshot sheyt
shadi is putting claire in her rightful place sheyt
no one rear ends hooper and gets away with it sheyt

This dude's such a gay faggot

>>23240490
her younger sister was given (genetic) privilege, not her

>>23240527
>reading kf threads

>>23240498
Jin I’d like to thank you for openly facefag simping for fish girls. It is absolutely stomach churning and good reminder to never do it myself.

>>23240340
Could they actually be in California rn? Ben wasn’t on this weeks Hong Kong 2 and it wasn’t explained why. Also Ben’s from Cali too.

>>23240540
They clipped some funny bits of your stream though

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756996794345776.mp4

>>23240547
Well they’re certainly not working on getting the show back up so probably

>>23240457
All my ancestors are German/Prussian, where small gaps and later marriage was more common. But in my family tree 5-6 year gaps aren't uncommon.

But if you want to know what women consider preferable, you have to consult the novels they were reading. Like the Jane Austen books where 17 year old girls get courted by 35 year old men and it's portrayed as completely normal. We've lost sight of what women really want.

>>23240547
ben is introducing cork to his parents

>>23240541
most of us here would trade lives with jin in a heartbeat tjat
hes living the dream tjat
>>23240547
jet travelling is very out of character tjat
hes very lazy tjat
its more likely that jet and ellie broke up and she is back to living with gigi tjat

>>23240575
there is not a single former fish or production member that I would trade places with

>>23240562
I guess that's neat

>>23240585
Gross!!

>i thought all his anti-semitism was a blatant bit because, to me, he was so obviously jewish. it wasn’t until recently that i found out he CLAIMS to not be jewish.

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1n88f2s/me_and_the_bad_bitch_i_pulled_by_being_nebbish/ncdgsbc/?context=1

>>23240575
No way they broke up already. Shes in luuuuuuuuuuuv. And she is so far out of his league he would never end

>>23240587
jin do you rate direnc that high as a joke tjat?
her face looks ready for trick or treating tjat

>>23240360
that's fair it do be like that sometimes

>>23240527
>the scott hating nignacell is also a jin seether
man this guy sucks ass

>>23240598
I swear she's cuter in person

>>23239926
I met a gooner IRL like him and honestly, fuck them.

>>23240592
apparently ellie liked jet for his music tjat
being a talented rapper with clout is peak rizz tjat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUlPHQqEW4Q&t=58s

stickfiguresie

>>23240625
him genuinely getting offended about the TTS asking him if his rap is serious might be one of S1 top moments

Abi burp stream now

?
https://youtu.be/5nONZnTM_lI?t=1372

Angie burp stream now

>>23240625
i actually enjoy this one
https://youtu.be/fW396S33wKk?si=kVEZdYbALRwunb98

the people have spoken and the peopel demand an abi butthole bleaching stream

>>23240625
>>23240807
These should be removed from the internet

OFFICIAL VIDEO

im serving pie to soldiers

hehehe FISHTANK heheheh FOSHTANK hhehehehe bad ideas hehehehe Jet Neptune hhehehehhehe bad idea bad ideas hehehehehehhehe

>>23240818
Correct.

FOSHTANK

>>23240817
i hope they enjoy the meat

i got the cancer from my groceries

>>23240807
that one is pretty decent tjat
i love how the beat sounds like a whale taking a shit tjat

>>23240830
never thought of it that way, but i see the vision

>>23240655
threads got chris lynch scrambling

Tiny gorilla pussy

Watermellie

Can I get a list of all the ftl fish and freeloader socials?

Can I get a list of all the penis/pussy/boob sizes of the Fish and of every primate species?

>>23240854
Basado

your pussy is so fucking big, ur gonna make me fucking cum...

did you see they are making a show about us https://youtu.be/UYQiGBupM8I?t=114

Rachel tschet

https://www.instagram.com/p/DOJ6IizkahX/

>>23240847
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>>23240527
The Binx simp who had a meltdown over TJinx had a similar handle I think, I wonder if it's the same guy.

emiru is uggy

>>23240959
She wouldn't be if she dressed like a human instead of an uncanny valley doll

listen jet i’ll suck yer cawk all night long just dont record me fer the love of god!!

>>23240527
>This dude's such a gay faggot
He is openly gay, he spent the whole season simping for Daniel and writes posts about how he hates people simping for the girls. Typical closeted groyper shit.

>>23240965
generational tummy game

>>23241014
>nignacell is gay
i would probably be too after being exposed so much to her lovecraftian cavern of horrors

>>23241015
fax tjat
>>23240964
shes a red bull athletic cosplayer tjat
thats her job tjat

>>23241014
>simping for Daniel
Well he doesn't have much competition and Daniel seems impressionable, maybe he can flip him.

>>23241014
Sounds like tjsimps

>>23240527
Cringe. He's so emotionally invested in knowing and having opinions on these random people
>as I scroll through my gigabyte of ellie pictures and videos

>>23240655
he’s only got one thing on his mind after recent events
also like he subtly admits the weirdness of it without saying anything

little brown tummy

>>23241091
The tummy that saved shartine tin

They call Shadi 007

0 - People Brought 2 Justice
0 - Leaks posted by herself
7 - irrelevant posts abt claire

>>23240953
Man i haven't seen sOMEGALULda in years

>>23240582
Brian isnt too bad off. Has a hot fiance

>>23240562
Why is Jin so racist sheyt

>>23239917 (OP)
What i wouldn't give for a jezza style leak of Abigail, c'mon Ogre don't hold out on us!

>>23240625
lol I forgot how funny this was sheyt Jet's tough guy rap voice is so Goranic sheyt

With today begins the Suffering of Shadi.

>>23241107
can you stop?

>>23240625
>>23240652
>now would be a good time to let us all know if your music is bad on purpose

>>23240625
this is actually his only good song though

>>23240655
@shadi include this in the upcoming wigger hit piece video sheyt thanks sheyt

>>23241163
Thats a lie! I tried facebook and for zero highschoolers! They didnt even know what facebook waa

>>23240807
These are bad but they have way more views than i would have expected sheyt can someone post the taxcin/Josie/Letty rap sheyt I liked that one sheyt

>>23240652
kek

>>23240959
she puts Ellie in the mog house sheyt

>>23241163
Stop trying to make the wiggers look cool

>>23240261
>

>>23241091
>>23241100
>wearing a big oversized shirt this morning
uhh yea angie we’re gonna need some tummytent

>>23241160
>his
taxcin solo carries it

>>23241198
probably

>>23241173
So sad Alize did that to herself

>>23240655
>>23241086
qrd?

>>23241086
>>23241201
oh its timestamp disregard me

>>23240968
read this in chris farley’s voice

letty's laugh as the fade out on the posse cut they did after s1 went hard

>>23241173
https://youtu.be/vX-IaZQDmDU?si=UVd-YRISs1asHtQr

>>23241168
They used to be when I first made one back in like 2009/2010 sheyt
I think they're still on there but they have to lie about their age now maybe sheyt that happened to me once sheyt I added a girl that said she was 18 but then when I DMed her she was like yeah I'm 15 I'm a sophomore in HS and I was like "oh lol gtg sheyt"

>>23240261
any man who attracts women with anything other than his innate genetic qualia is a subhuman scum that needs to be eradicated. jet neptroon is a 2.5/10 and should never be seen in the vicinity of women. if he was born in any other time he would be a street urchin that i would piss on.

>>23241200
the tinker Bell isn't great tjat but maybe she drew it herself tjat?

>>23241230
we're rooting for you girl hooper doesn't have a leg to stand on*

*double entendre btw

>>23241230
the gay guy gossip threads have your back

>>23241211
erm what the spruce tjat
>>23241209
I agree it's fire tjat she needs to do another track tjat
>>23241185
I can't help it tjat they are just so effortlessly cool tjat
>>23241230
does anyone else kind of wish they grew up with a sister sometimes tjat like maybe they could hook you up with their cute friends or whatever tjat I heard an anon say in these threads that having a sister is the best base for getting laid tjat

>>23241227
The drive and ability to increase your income and social status is strongly correlated with genetic factors like IQ. Everyone who is rich and famous, deserves to be rich and famous. And, likewise, everyone who manages to woo attractive women deserves to do so. After all, women are the selective factor that weeds out the losers and allows the Jet Neptunes of the world to further their genetic lineage.

When attractive, young women from rich families travel across an entire continent to be with him, his success speaks for itself.

>>23241204
she won tjat skatergirlgg BOWS DOWN before the Taylo casino QUEEN tjat it's over for her tjat back at the casino trademark W tjat TAW tjat TAW

Just according to keikaku

>>23241290
she could have done this with VGR if only he made a move on her that night when she was dangerously incapacitated or however he described it tjat I forget the VGR/Claire date lore tjat

vgr will save claire..

No more Claire and Shadi type stuff

warming up on skatergirlgg, our girl is about to break 10k followers

>>23241314
welcome to the good life

Isaac has been through a lot tjat I feel like maybe we should send him a gift basket with a personal note signed -/ftl/ or something tjat

>>23241334
oh i bet you do

>>23241283
i find it hard to comprehend having family my age of the opposite sex chiau how do you not be attracted to your sister or cousin if shes hot ch9i3 all my family are oldfags ch897ur

The sex girl

we owe bagel an apology too I think tjat we thought Gigi was the one trying to save Ellie from the wiggers tjat but it was actually bagelboy the whole time tjat he was felted by Jet tjat that's tuff tjat

>>23241339
so nice

ANGIE
getting
BLASTED
with
CUM

>>23241350
idk tjat I think the sister thing is a weird dynamic because more often than not you've grown up with them in a home as a child raised by the same parents tjat but the cousin thing I kind of get tjat I had a blonde Stacey one from PA that was super hot but she was like 5 or 6 years older than me tjat

>>23241361
a lot of guys i knows type is suspiciously similar to their sister chwgd never girls though chak their type is usually their dad choke

>>23241319
I dunno homie sounds like he was serving up the ick like it was the special of the day

What the FREAK?

>>23241332
>>23241351
need a Natalia Poklonskaya type girl in my life tjat

>>23241367
lol what did you say to her tjat

>>23241372
I've never said anything to her... my tweets are good...

>>23241372
>hang with drug dealer
>become even more retarded

>>23240807
>>23241173
They are awful. Also thye have views because MDE buys view bots lol. You already know that, because you're a paid shill who defends Fishtank being human trafficking.

Lou update

the thought of vgr trying to impress claire by using a lighter and not being able to pops me every time

>>23241382
https://youtu.be/dZqo4OZ0Pqs

What race is Aperture

>>23241383
nu uh tjat I've never done that tjat Jet ruins everything tjat

https://youtube.com/shorts/E4e5oK1yqeg

>>23241369
Unreal woman

>>23241382
What race is this?

and just like that, she was gone. out of our lives again.

>>23241388
>>23241393

>fatty is not fat
>cryokeen homeless
>goran got laid
>56'th orbiter tank iteration absolutely no one watches or gives a fuck about
i think fishtank has reached its logical conclusion.
we should all pack our bags and move on to greener pastures.

>>23241398
Thanks for making me look up "chug" on urban dictionary nigger

>>23241398
So he's a savage red indian crossed with a Eskimo. Definitely the type to huff gas and drink antifreeze. He kinda gives me Ethan Ralph vibes.

>>23241396
This picture was taken right before Josie boarded her time travel plane and fly back to the year 2023 I think tjat

>>23241375
your tweets blow

Hi, I'm gay novelist and car crash victim David M. Hooper.

>>23241404
Go away faggot

>>23241357
Bagelfag panicked when his Discord kittens were jumping ship to join higher status males, leaving him in the cuck chair. But he couldn't admit that without looking weak and rejected. Concocting a narrative where him and his Discord buddies were really just trying to "protect" the girls was a nice move though, and I have to give him credit for that. He was probably going for the romance-via-friendship angle and the wiggers taught him a valuable lesson on why nice guys always finish last.

the possessor is taking over

>>23241412
Better than yours

>>23241414
Did she really pull a u turn in the middle of the freeway and come back to try to run you down when she saw you get up off the ground?

I'm gay actor Simmons Zhu

>>23241396
A couple furries are gonna be treated to a grade-A autistic squaw spitroast this weekend...

>>23241290
will her new identity will also be a drug addict alcoholic?

>>23241424
I feel like jet could pull off a deadly Quasimodo for a live action remake

NEW

>>23241436
>>23241436
>>23241436

new

>>23241436
>>23241436
>>23241436

>>23241296
extremely lame from skatergirlgg
i would have double downed extra hard
the fuck lil piggy gonna do

>>23241410
I wonder if his rich casino money family know he's wasting his trust fund on nontent tjat maybe they need to sit him down someday and have a fishtank paypig addict intervention tjat it could save his life tjat he needs help tjat

>>23241433
They have the same eyes

>>23241390
>Extra Emily SUPER HURT
Wuh happun

Gorilla nest t shirts otw btw gjiyett

>>23241367
Y so sensitive

>>23241287
wrong. there are endless amounts of luck based factors that create unnatural situations like jet neptroon. the natural state of the world will always correct for these things in the end, it is inevitable that jet loses everything ends up a worthless lonely disgusting old cretin.

>>23241528
"Luck" doesn't exist. It's a coping mechanism for the poor and disenfranchised gene-pool dropouts.

>>23241549
luck "exists" short term but will always balance out to nothing in the end. just because jet is where he is at right now doesn't prove anything. he is genetically subhuman, anyone can tell by looking at him.

>>23241578
That's for women to decide.

Creating new thread before it's even at limit, kill yourselves, spamming retard simp losers.

KILL YOURSELVES!