Thread 23242521

BWC edition

>/ftl/ NEWS:
-- We're saying chutney now
-- Kick.com is being sued by the state of California! https://www.pokerscout.com/stake-kick-sweepstakes-casino-game-suppliers-lawsuit-los-angeles-california/
-- Sardine Tin day 3 recap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkn7riNpqmk
-- Chris Lynch finds high schoolers on Facebook! https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1n86j98/nice_little_slip_up_from_chris_lynch/
-- Mizzy's LEGENDARY 24-hour subathon is still going strong! https://kick.com/lifeismizzy
-- Taylor is a failure in every sense of the word! The only people who are bigger losers are the Canadians ITT who defend her!
-- If you're "turned off" by tattoos on an otherwise attractive woman, you're a virgin and a faggot!

>Watch here:
https://fishtank.live
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://gofile.io/d/jWk3Rt
https://x.com/fishtankislive

Previous >>23241436

>>23242521 (OP)
>the Canadians ITT who defend her!
It's literally just one guy

>>23242521 (OP)
>-- Kick.com is being sued by the state of California!
that's crazy chut

>>23242533
No, there's at least one another leaf who does

>>23242533
What emotions does this image invoke? How does it make you feel?

>>23242543
That guy died. I watched it happen.

>>23242545
I don't like looking at her face.

>>23242547
Well then you stand alone as the most worthless retard in this thread. Congratulations chutney

>>23242552
no u

Make the call, Jet

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

yup, that one is going in the reaction image folder

Taylor Always Wins chut straight FELTED that imposter chut she was like SCRAM chut SCRAM

https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/414523-scramb1tch

>>23242559
Gestapo uniforms are sexyyy

Watermellie

Nina dyked out with the Armenian crypto bitch and abi likes that

>>23242559
happens to the best of us chut

>>23242559
reddit tranny and his fantasy...

joise

>>23242575
I like that girl chut she's pretty cute chut

klaus has nice hands :3

i think we should all give the wiggers a piece of our mind

Love, I don't know. What i feel for Ella, I don't know. When I see her the only thing I know is our souls will blend together one day.

>>23242559
sounds like he needs a relaxing pet like a chugs bunny chut to get over his stimfapping addiction chut

>>23242608
thanks chut

>>23242608
Agree I love hands <3

>>23242612
dirty ass hoe remember when she had cat turds in her bed

>>23242608
wsg twin

>>23242609
He has indians listening to them first so he doesnt have to hear no no words from the banned list of words

>>23242614
just got the urge to buy crypto for some strange reason chut

sex with angie

>>23242630
ive got gai in my ID babes

>>23242595
angel

>>23242631
cute chugs bunny chut

>>23242651
thanks its smaacks bunny

>>23242631
Greg fav animal?

>>23242699
chinchilla

>>23242566
one day karma will catch up to her and it will not be pretty

>>23242632
Marky edie Nina where's the ice cream in this joint shinzo bazooka, Cole, ellie, groomer, high schoolers

Soon enough all words will be banned

I'm putting this thread on notice
If I don't see Angie getting FUCKED by the weekend
Well you won't like what happens

Tuned in to the tin vibes an abortion

>>23242708
cork also

>>23242709
What are you gonna do chutney

>>23242704
WOAH awesome choice

>>23242714
thanks you too

>>23242709
you put the green light out on us chut?

aboretion

>>23242709
is she supposed to be there for the entire duration?

>>23242646
love that for u

Iron up

so who’s winning sardine tin rn chut?
or is there no competition chut?
just a bunch of gay guys shooting the shit chut

>>23242626
I don't remember that chut
>>23242632
>MARKY MARKY MARKY BIG PURPLE BIG PURPLE

>>23242730
All the contestants are identical chut

>>23242730
sharpfart already won

>>23242566
I genuinely have come to the conclusion lately that Jimmy screaming in her face broke something in her

>>23242730
there's no actual cash prize but the winner gets another kick in the balls from Angie I think chut

>>23242712
Whippits, Xanax, van, shadi,

how have these threads somehow got even worse

>>23242747
I blame Shadi

>>23242745
Import
Low key
Predatory
Guys like us

Ellie and Jet Neptune waiting an hour in line to go on a ride at Disney, but Jet can't fit so he has to stay back and watch Ellie ride alone.

>>23242634
None of my posts ever made it into the CCC so this game would be difficult for me unless all the posts are VGR

>>23242730
We are not watching sardine tin chut

>>23242854
I'm watching shut

>>23242741
s2 broke a lot of people i think chut it was a traumatic experience for everyone chut

>>23242743
im surprised jin hasnt signed up to go on the show to meet angie chut
>>23242844
Also gigi, katie, van and bagel chut

>We have an army
>We have a Hulk
Kino

What’s the deal with the British klaus? Is it just him on a VPN or someone doing a bit?

>>23242846
Jet taking Ellie to prom and everyone feeling sorry for her because she had to take her dad.

>>23242875
does it really matter?(its him on a VPN)

>>23242747
whenever I started noticing mexanon posts, I know shit is fucked

>>23242634
Was that cringe date what triggered Claire’s drug binge? Is kissing an incel that horrific for a girl?

>>23242842
all bug girls go to heaven

>>23242872
Jimmy would’ve made a kino hulk desu

>>23242747
everyone is just vibing chut

Which Fishtank contestant is the most likely to have AIDS currently?

>>23242913
Sam followed by Ben.

>>23242875
who knows chut
its been a thing since season 1 chut
its always been a mystery chut

>>23242893
Would be mad kino desu

>>23242913
All the gay niggers including nigger nina

>>23242913
Burt obviously why would you even ask?

So we are at the point of the offseason the "content" is just fish watching the same recaps for the 100th time.
The vibes are turning grim

>>23242913
probably nigger nina

>>23242939
s3 contestants are stuck in the past and s4 contestants are orbiting orbiters chut
looks like a downwards trend chut
but maybe jet can turn things around in s5 chut

TJ - Ironman
Shinji - Spider Man
Cole - Dr Strange
Jimmy - The Incredible Hulk
Brian - Guardians of the galaxy
Cole - Thor
Alex Stein - Ultron
Duanye - Nick Furry
Scott - Thanos

>>23242937
Burt says he takes some aids vaccine like every two weeks and prep daily. But yeah he probably still has aids

>>23242869
Aperture should use some of his chug money to fly Jin out to the sardines tank chut I think that might be content shut Seth will crash out super hard again shut

>>23242929
some say the american originated as a sock puppet chut who knows chut it's above my paygrade chut

fat fuck

>>23242875
>>23242883
>>23242929
we need to Shadi to get to the bottom of this case shut she's a good detective shut she always gets results shut

>>23242963
Jet - The Blob

>>23242970
Why are you being mean, he didn’t fuck Ellie

>>23242982
i luvvvvvvvvv him

>>23242970
It's hard to find good Chinese sometimes chut but this place I ordered from the other night was pretty baller shut

I thought bad ideas was somewhat endearing but then I found out he literally jacks off to horses

files catbox moe/yxjdte.mp4

>>23242991
such a cutie sweetie pie

jin was a good fish and he deserved to stay longer. jet is a little pussy bitch baby

>>23242998
Furrys yiff in hell shut their kinks are too freaky for me shut

>>23243001
what is this chut I'm afraid to open it shut

>>23242970
https://youtu.be/wdlAd_yWhU8?t=371

so when's the next sessy?

>gets rear ended by claire
>permanently distracts shadi from investigating jet
why is claire always getting into trouble chut?
she needs to stop creating enemies and just live her privileged life chut
the jet investigation is now on indefinite hold because she couldn’t stop crashing into people chut

>>23243018
He was being a real Cole I think chut

>>23243018
he was too meta for his own good, definitely deserved a warning at least

Bambochut

>>23243061
It's all a conspiracy to censor claire podcast simple as

Ftl, would it give you the ick if i told you you were the first thing i think about when i wake up?
You are my half fague state mind

>>23242521 (OP)
i dont know who the girl on the op pic is, but somebody tell her to never come to greece. Because if i ever see her, i will rape her.

>>23243061
@Claire is this true what Shadi said about you chut?

>>23243081
Love this fact chut

>>23243075
theres only old people on fb

>>23243066
for basically the whole time we've been on bant i've thought you were an italian anon bc the orange shows as red on my screen
and you've replied to me a couple times so i've just been thinking, "hey that wop that posts about the same things as me is cool, they get me" just to find out today you're irish

>>23243075
There's even more sjills on reddit than 4chan

>>23243092
you like the Italians better than the Irish chut?

>>23242871
Me when I log into bitch tank season 2 today

>>23243061
Hooper was sent by jet to silence claire for blowing the whistle

She needs to go into witness protection
Can anyone offer her a place to hide?

>>23243092
I confuse the mexican with the irish because the flags are so small on my phone

why are the taylor simps specifically from canada chutney

>>23243092
chad ignorant amerifat they're all the same anyways imagine having no nukes

>>23243092
yes you're not the only one. im sorry to disappoint but thanks or whatever

The irish guy is super bratty peep the posts he has an attitude

>>23243091
I added a girl on Facebook a while ago that I thought was 18 (she lied about her age on her profile) and then when I asked her she was like yeah I'm 15 in HS chut so I was like lol GTG chut and then i think her dad crashed out on me in her DMs chut then made her block me chut even though the conversation never got flirty or anything like that chut it was weird chut

>>23242913
There's no way Letty hasn't caught something at this point. If I had to put money on it it def. would be her but that isn't becasue I don't believe some of the others don't also have std's.

>>23242913
damiel

>>23243115
i use fb for milfs only, those gals are like fine wine

>>23243115
hate it when that happens chut
the age reveal jumpscare is the worst chut especially when you're just about to finish chut

Guys why is nobody talking about Luke's homosexuality?

Its integram to the Civil War storyline

>>23243128
it's almost as obvious as mauros hun

>>23242952
Brian Maloney - Starlord
Richard Smalls - Gamora
Deputy Brian - Rocket Raccoon
Psycho Killa - Groot

Nothing is happening. You're still all faggots. It can't go on like this.

>>23243114
im sorry but whenever I start noticing your nonsensical posts I question my sanity. i will refrain

>>23243133
go back to your containment thread faggot

BIG PIG

>>23243135
fakest of news

>>23243130
so are we gonna help him or what? hes the butt of all jokes for heavens sake

>>23243133
>You're still all faggots
Yet you come here to post your nontent whore every day. Interesting.

You know whats a funny bit?

Skinny Ellie needing Plan B

Bro shes anorexic

>>23243148
the whole plan b thing never made sense to me chut
why would ellie need a plan b if she's a virgin chut?

>>23243084
she might be into that

>>23243035
tayleigh taking a shit

>>23243156
kawfuel fr

>>23243156
She held hands

>>23243156
im chaste too on my backside

>>23242991
people hate him because they wish they were him

>>23243126
lol chut
>>23243162
ew chut didn't she say she never washes her hands even after pooping chut? that's really unsanitary chut

>>23243144
The best content provider of S4 deserves some recognition, but I come here in the hopes that literally anyone else will pull their weight, and yet I always leave disappointed. Nothing ever happens. And nothing will continue to happen until the wiggers bless us with a new full-scale production.

put a tay on

The biggest problem with ellie is how she talks. Are we sure she's not actually in middle school?

>>23243173
we just want him to do better chut

>>23243183
go talk to any east asian girl ever they all have the fucking mind of a 12 year old

>>23243173
so true king

>>23243181
>>23243183
remember that guppy video she posted on Instagram before she deleted it chut? Ellie is still mentally that 16 year old sophomore HS girl with braces chut

love him or hate him chut
hes the first thing girls think of when it comes to sex chut
the female psyche folds instantly in the face of niche internet clout chut

>>23243205
We love Jetty chut <3

AngieXJosie content soon?
Will Angie get her in a bikini on the beach?

jet bumming me and he's doing this face when he picks up speed

>>23243205
Very strange to see the type of men young women are attracted to these chut the beauty standards for males has changed so drastically in so little time chut

these days I mean chut

Jetty so sexxy shut

HAES

Ellie should be getting slammed and creamed in all holes at the same time by the biggest nastiest gorilla dick virile black men you’ve ever seen until her belly swells with black cum and instead she’s fucking Jet Neptune
This is a fucking travesty

What is Jet short for shut?

what does this image mean to you?

>>23243221
The biggest gorilla dick is smaller than mine shut

>>23243216
Bloodgames really was the last time fishtank had good vibes... All down hill from there despite it's many faults during and before bloodgames.

>>23243207
I cant think of someone with less in common that josie could collab with

>>23243225
Go build a gorilla nest

>>23243226
Season 3 was vibes schut

>>23243224
it means Half Life 3 is going to be announced soon I think chut

>>23243207
pretty sure angie lives in neptune beach chut
thats a long drive for josie chut
>>23243213
>>23243214
maybe it’s time we humble ourselves and use bitty im fitted as a pickup line chut

>>23243226
Was Claire supposed to be tayleighs replacement if she quit?

>>23243224
Real american culture

The animal with the best dick to body size ratio is the barnacle but women just laugh at me when i say i got that barnacle dick

>>23243238
barnacles are pretty crazy chut they kind of freak me out chut I'm intimidated by their dick to body size ratio chut

>>23243221
turn that vpn off jules

>>23243224
stream star

>>23243205
what girls?
lame ass jet cuck

>>23243226
*S1

>>23243207
Nows my chance...

do you think the whales are always seething about having barnacles stuck to them and not having hands to remove them chut or are they just like it's w/e not ideal chut

the first wefunder pitch video was the exact moment it became obvious fishtank is going to go to shit.
the chicken wings debacle was the cementing of it.

no but on some real shit

>>23243263
Get out of his ear chut Jet's bitty is fitted chut

Has something happened yet?

Chicken wings debarnacle chut

>>23243263
i forgot about that meme
saved

>>23243263
wefunder was such a finesse honestly whoever gave money to that deserves to have it stolen

>>23243207
>>23243235
Angie will have to borrow one of the Josie posters time machines first I think if they want to hang out together chut it's a long complicated process to get back to the year 2023 chut

>>23243282
Is seth still coping?

>>23243283
its all yours my friend :)

Bam Magneto? I've never heard of him. Looks like a 50 year old, overweight drug addict, but Freddy seems to like him so what do I know...

>>23243236
They asked for girls after Jon left. I don't remember what they said about the applicants but ultimately Creature took his spot.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756832317334803.webm

By the way, don't let Claire gaslight you about how she only applied for Blood Games or whatever. A couple weeks later she messaged Jet to "put a bitch in the Cell" I think were her words and Jet told her she'd come in for bitchtank.

>>23243288
think hes sleeping now but yeah he was

I messaged someone on Marketplace asking if they were willing to ship an item to me a few cities over, but my friend told me that's what a scammer would ask and they haven't responded.
Do I save face by messaging again saying I can pick it up after all?

>>23243288
nvm

>>23243298
what kind of drugs are you buying chut?

Do you think Taylor Swift will appear in S5, if Sam leverages his contacts?

there's a simpable mid on sardine tank rn chut
why did no one say anything chut?

>>23243298
yeah but say you'll need some money to get there and they can pay you by gift card

>>23243303
god I hate seth so fucking much I want to beat the shit out of him

>>23243313
chut

>>23243292
Somehow Bam hit the wall even harder than Sam Hyde chut that's crazy shut

Angis mom is on the right side of history. Seth L

>>23243313
>>23243314
He was being super cringe last night shut it gave everyone the 'ick' shut

cute little pickaninny

Jeet Dept-troon finally has his own KF thread. He is officially a lolcow.

>>23243318
who's Bella shut

angie and her mom sharing a laugh over how much seth sucks is a wholesome image

Bitchtank 2, but its claire signing up for it again to bring jet neptune to justice (she ends up tonguing his asshole again)

>>23243330
cat

>>23243309
What's her sign?

>>23243309
who is that schut where did this simpable mid come schut she appeared out of nowhere schut

>>23243334
this is exactly something claire would do

>>23243325
Jet Orion Neptune / Jet Moxley Goodson / hack_blastard / Autistic Boys Money Clan / Worldcorp Enterprises / Goran Rapistovic

come from I mean shut

>>23243315
I'm sure he's all sobered up now, two decades after Jackass was culturally relevant and three years after he got booted from the last Jackass production due to his alcohol and drug issues. He's gonna make a comeback any time now.

>>23243313
seth scraping the sludge off his tongue with a knife then sniffing it gave me a huge ick chut
>>23243341
>>23243346
i have no idea chut
i just have the stream muted and check it every now and then chut

>>23243207
>brain dead retard groupie self hating cutter
>somewhat smart hot confident thirst trap
Hmm how will this collab end?

>>23243325
Congratulations Jet, you made it!

ermmm why is angie doing blackface

>>23243357
I'm pretty sure he managed to scrape a portion of his tastebuds off, he had this raw spot like if you eat too much sour candy

>>23243370
Josie cosplay

>>23243334
claire has an iq of 135. she would NOT fall for this again

>>23243325
I think that the users and admin of that site are way funnier than jet from a lolcow perspective. The site is literally the greatest troll shield ever to exist on the internet.

Especially the admin. Holy shit that guy is a fucking laughingstock and total hypocrite

>>23243209
This post is so good
>>23243325
>KF
Cringe are you trans or something?

>>23243357
Damn, well im at work and I can't exactly tune in and interact with the chat, chet

>>23243378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFFlOn4VXww

>>23243378
Null not having his own thread shows how much of a hypocrite he is. Ibanz

>>23243292
>Bam Magneto
I don't know why that is so funny but it is

need a ell*e KF thread

>>23243395
He has a joke thread in a member's only part of the forum that's just users fellating him

>>23243395
why would the owner of the site have a thrad oj himself

>>23243357
>seth scraping the sludge off his tongue with a knife then sniffing it

Jet's life on blast in perpetuity. All of his sins available on-demand, 24/7. Very cool.

>>23242626
that's my soulmate <3

>I want to start a family
>I was really mad that day

gaffer rape

>>23243401
>>23243407
i didnt know you were into kf julius chut
it explains a lot chut

>>23243419
no more hiding for him, his entire schtick is hes an ugly fat incel dweeb thats fooled a large number of retards into thinking hes someone

>>23243293
liar liar pants on fire

>>23243424
grim

>>23243395
Does he have a thread on another site? Seeing him doxxed, harassed, threatened, swatted, bullied, physically attacked or having these things done to his family would be quite funny.

>>23243421
>when Jet was 18 he wanted to make films

>>23243444
pretty sure hes an informant

What the fuck is a Sardine Tin?

chjudt I procrastinated a bunch of work I need to do and now I have to do it all tomorrow, how do I stay productive tomorrow chjudt

>>23243444
>Seeing him doxxed, harassed, threatened, swatted, bullied, physically attacked or having these things done to his family would be quite funny.
A year or two ago there was an organized, well funded, corporate multi-national effort to do this to him and he survived and got the site back up in like a month. He's used to it.

>>23243444
He doesn't have a life to ruin. He's an obese shut in hiding out in serbia.

>>23243457
just go back in time again chut use the machine chut

>>23243459
it was one tranny who got a job at a major datacentre/isp

>>23243451
Josh moon is literally an informant. His blockland ibanz account has him self doxxing, saying he jacks off to shota, possibly jacks off to real CP, and tried grooming a 12 year old when he was 19.

Kiwifarms is a site dedicated to stalking/harassing people, and isn't shut down because feds use it to keep track of people they don't like.

You will even see the (actual) glowniggers from the sharty brag that they will make kiwifarms threads on people if they annoy them enough. The sharty has groomed multiple mass shooters, and has connections to 764 and similar grooming operations.

>>23243451
Not like you couldn't do these things to "informants". The highest members of the US government are too retarded to maintain OPSEC, so I'm sure internet autists could accomplish it.

>>23243459
That was over getting his domain and hosting shut down, but what about his personal life and that of his family? Has anyone ever gone after that?

>>23243464
I can think of multiple ways of ruining a shut-in's life right now, without even opening MS Paint.

y'all act like you've never chowed down on a nice cold can of raw sardines chut what's up was that chut

sardine chjudney

thank you julius for baiting kiwifarms into making a jet neptune thread and getting them to call jet "jeet" chut

>>23243479
>I can think of multiple ways of ruining a shut-in's life right now, without even opening MS Paint.

sounds like you have some Julius type evil plan chut

Jeet Debt-troon

>>23243450
why is everyone pretending this a real text exchange? all of you are faggots.

>>23243486
>Goran rapistovik
Lol

>>23243491
Why are you pretending to be heterosexual?

>>23243489
Saw scenario. Lock Null and Keffals into a room and the first one who cuts his dick off gets to leave.

>>23243486
im just amazed they didnt do it earlier, the guys a complete lolcow loser of the highest order, fake fucking wigger nerd that cant even show his face.
Trying to trick stupid mentally ill whores into 1 minute sex

>>23243491
cause it's from Shadi Minstrel Justice duh chut

>>23243491
Real Jet here
Hey
Shut Up

>>23243491
why are u pretending that ur not trans

if rembrandt painted this picture what would the title be

>>23243491
Post Galaxy gas

>>23243504
who is Keffals again chut is he one of the main lolcows on the farms chut

>>23243457
Lock in

>>23243505
jet makes really good music so i think its hard to consider him a lolcow chut
its like calling kanye west a lolcow chut
its just art chut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUlPHQqEW4Q&t=58s

>>23243769
The American Male.

By the way, since the threads are moving really slow these days, I want to give a big shoutout to the Islamic State. They executed faggots by throwing them off of high buildings, which was pretty funny to watch.

>>23243773
He's the tranny who campaigned for KF to be shut down and ultimately failed. Now you tell me who that baddy in black is.

>>23243491
Ciara Josie cuckold complex
Green Dino plushie
Sheep username
Jet is Mr heck who spammed Winston on s1 Josie threads, proud of cucking Winston.

why did 'shadi justice' fail as a gimmick?

>>23243786
Talk about a self hating gay guy sheesh

>>23243769
Goran Neptunus

>>23243779
i honestly can't believe how bad this is, taxcin at least has some cool other stuff but I have no idea where jet got the idea that that weird low yelling voice thing he's doing sounds good in any capacity, he sounds seriously retarded. this is more embarrassing than any other thing he's ever done, and that's really saying something chut.

>>23243779
you and him and everyone in ft is alogging hard

>Jet tries to make a show that is milking lolcows and simps
>becomes a lolcow and is known as a groomer
Lol
>>23243779
HACK BLASTARD IM FITTED

>>23243786
>They executed faggots by throwing them off of high buildings, which was pretty funny to watch.
that's crazy chut is there any footage of this chut

>>23243789
patience chut let shadi justice cook shut

I WANT CLAIRES VAGINA

>>23243795
Faggots never got past that argument where all homophobes are secretly part of their own group. On the one hand it makes it easier to say the most vile shit about faggots and get away with it, because they start blaming each other. But on the other hand, it hasn't quite sunk in for them yet, how much most of the world hates them and I think a lot more of them would kill themselves, if they realised.

last thread

>>23243800
im afraid to ask jet if he was being serious in that song chut
he might ban my fishtank account chut

>>23243815
I think the dust has settled on leaks

The real fake Cole said I was a lolcow the other day chut but last time I checked KF there was still thread for me shut what's the deal shut I'm disappointed chut

>>23243313
Having strong feelings for seth one way or the other is weird. He is a nothing of a person and you shouldnt even acknowledge his existence

Cole an ugly ass nigger lol

NEW

>>23243828
>>23243828
>>23243828

new

>>23243828
>>23243828
>>23243828

>>23243786
Golden age of combat footage
Now you can see slavs drone each other and not give a damn

>>23243824

The dust has settled on benleaks you mean shut

dont act like you missed the bg2 leaks chut
casey (writing) will play an important role in all this chut
just wait chut

>>23243827
he's kind of a nontent person chut

>>23243812
I just watched one on kaotic, but you can probably also find some on theync and funker530. Beyond that, I'm a bit out of touch with the wholesome video sites.