Thread 23242756

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Anonymous

9/4/2025, 7:38:51 PM No.23242756 >>23242757 >>23242759 >>23242761 >>23242762 >>23242763 >>23242765 >>23242766 >>23242768 >>23242769 >>23242770 >>23242771 >>23242772 >>23242773 >>23242775 >>23242777 >>23242778 >>23242780 >>23242782 >>23242784 >>23242785 >>23242787 >>23242789 >>23242793 >>23242795 >>23242801 >>23242803 >>23242804 >>23242809 >>23242810 >>23242817 >>23242818 >>23242822 >>23242828

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China has quick time events

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 7:48:54 PM No.23242757

>>23242756 (OP)
lmao

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 7:51:39 PM No.23242758

A+B

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 7:53:16 PM No.23242759

>>23242756 (OP)
Lmao

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 7:55:08 PM No.23242760 >>23242763 >>23242764 >>23242791 >>23242821 >>23242836

How many times did he die before he got past this one?

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 7:56:38 PM No.23242761

>>23242756 (OP)
That was insane bruh

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 7:57:33 PM No.23242762 >>23242767 >>23242807 >>23242816 >>23242830

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>>23242756 (OP)
He briefly summoned a melee weapon to block wtf

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 7:58:08 PM No.23242763

>>23242756 (OP)
>>23242760
Indeed, seems we got a class 1 looper on our hands. Have the necessary units dispatched. protocol 6b.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:00:05 PM No.23242764

>>23242760
it do looks like this
i would die with my skull cracked had i been axed like that

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:00:24 PM No.23242765

>>23242756 (OP)
Is this why they banned gaming for the youth?

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:00:43 PM No.23242766

>>23242756 (OP)
best thread on pol right now

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:00:45 PM No.23242767 >>23242774 >>23242807 >>23242816

>>23242762
Quick belt pull to face slap combo. Insane speed and precision. Dis nigga real life Jackie Chan'n fr fr

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:00:54 PM No.23242768

>>23242756 (OP)
Fuckin nice reaction.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:01:04 PM No.23242769

>>23242756 (OP)
Extremely slick moves

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:01:22 PM No.23242770 >>23242783 >>23242790 >>23242807 >>23242816 >>23242824 >>23242835

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>>23242756 (OP)
what was blue shirt hitting him with? There is some black thing, maybe like a belt?
He unbuckled the strap on his satchel and it looked like he was swinging something black at him

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:02:00 PM No.23242771 >>23242799 >>23242830

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>>23242756 (OP)

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:03:16 PM No.23242772

>>23242756 (OP)
based chang has brought honor to his forefathers & shall forthwith be ascended to 11th rank Heavenly Emperor cultivator to rule over his own province. his lineage is forever exalted.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:04:04 PM No.23242773

>>23242756 (OP)
>lemme axe you somethin
Intredasting

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:05:26 PM No.23242774

>>23242767
Seriously that shit is superhuman

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:05:31 PM No.23242775

>>23242756 (OP)
Damn, that was insane. And here I was thinking that Hong Kong action movies were all exaggerated. Anyway, thread theme :

https://youtu.be/x0-xFqvJ-U8

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:07:42 PM No.23242776

kwab, imagine the first persion view of that

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:19:35 PM No.23242777

>>23242756 (OP)
Holy shit, that was smooth
Based chang

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:26:38 PM No.23242778

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>>23242756 (OP)

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:30:36 PM No.23242779

Berserkers fear the roided up rogues

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:30:48 PM No.23242780

>>23242756 (OP)
https://youtu.be/N3472Q6kvg0?list=RDN3472Q6kvg0&t=63

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:32:38 PM No.23242781 >>23242802

Elevators and china, name a more iconic duo, you can’t I’ll wait

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:33:25 PM No.23242782

>>23242756 (OP)
DEX CHADS KEEP WINNING

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:34:53 PM No.23242783 >>23242816

>>23242770
It's his belt, he whipped it off while he side stepped

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:35:55 PM No.23242784

>>23242756 (OP)
Leon Kennedy tier.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:37:09 PM No.23242785

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>>23242756 (OP)
That was fucking awesome

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:37:17 PM No.23242786

Elden Ring 2 looking very realistic.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:37:55 PM No.23242787 >>23242788 >>23242800 >>23242808 >>23242812 >>23242813 >>23242833

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>>23242756 (OP)
Elevator thread?

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:38:55 PM No.23242788

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>>23242787
That was not awesome

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:39:08 PM No.23242789 >>23242826

>>23242756 (OP)

I have noticed than elevators are next dangerous place in China....roads there are still pure killing zone.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:41:14 PM No.23242790 >>23242816

>>23242770
His man purse strap. It's a staged attack. Chiner seems to love doing these, for some reason.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:41:25 PM No.23242791 >>23242792

>>23242760
i'd be dead cuz id be checking my phone. wouldn't be expecting axe chink.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:43:48 PM No.23242792

>>23242791
Bugs are evolving

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:46:33 PM No.23242793 >>23242816

>>23242756 (OP)
kek, did he pull his belt with one move?

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:46:40 PM No.23242794 >>23242796 >>23242797

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>be Chinese
>everything looks normal here
>think you wont die today

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:48:14 PM No.23242795

>>23242756 (OP)
神回避

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:50:47 PM No.23242796

>>23242794
Hahahahahahahaha

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:50:52 PM No.23242797 >>23242798 >>23242806

>>23242794
wtf
they literally behave like GTA NPCs

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:51:47 PM No.23242798

>>23242797
Bugs dont have souls

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:52:00 PM No.23242799 >>23242811

>>23242771
>>not the GameCube version

Heathenry.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:53:33 PM No.23242800

>>23242787
Zero fighting intelligence, I would've mowed down naked schizo.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:54:46 PM No.23242801

>>23242756 (OP)
fUCKING KEK

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:54:56 PM No.23242802

>>23242781
China and escalators

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:55:28 PM No.23242803 >>23242816

>>23242756 (OP)
WTF is this AI bullshit? How do you just take off your belt in 2 seconds? Then not only that took 6 seconds for him to grab the axe. Im sorry calling BS on this video, nobody is that good, I know people think Chinese have special powers but come on.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 8:57:22 PM No.23242804 >>23242805

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>>23242756 (OP)
fucking ultra instinct

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 9:01:23 PM No.23242805

>>23242804
Would had been good if the guy grab a ladder right after

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 9:01:25 PM No.23242806

>>23242797
NPC tier observation nigga. They were just workers caught by some freak physics interaction.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 9:01:51 PM No.23242807

>>23242762
>>23242767
>>23242770
He already had something in his hand
they're in uniform
collapsible baton?

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 9:01:55 PM No.23242808 >>23242815

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>>23242787
>Elevator thread?

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 9:02:44 PM No.23242809 >>23242814 >>23242816

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>>23242756 (OP)
Fake and gay. Instant reaction is to hit the clasp on his purse (PERFECTLY) to free up his arms? Yeah fucking nah. Staged.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 9:04:01 PM No.23242810

>>23242756 (OP)
Another purely organic china thread. Keep working hard ((((brothers))))!

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 9:06:03 PM No.23242811

>>23242799
>the one without Separate Ways
Even the creators thought the PS2 version was better. Gamecube looks slightly better though.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 9:07:47 PM No.23242812

>>23242787
Damn, he didn't waste any time. Like they were arch enemies or some shit. kek

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 9:20:13 PM No.23242813 >>23242819

>>23242787
>leg of a prey twitches while elevator doors closing
kino

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 9:43:43 PM No.23242814

>>23242809
It may shock you to learn that some people know how to handle themselves.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 9:49:19 PM No.23242815

>>23242808
I’ve acted like that on salvia but I doubt that’s what this guy is smoking.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 9:52:12 PM No.23242816

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>>23242762
>>23242767
>>23242770
>>23242783
>>23242790
>>23242793
>>23242803
>>23242809
Retards this chink clearly had something in his hand ready to go. Also normal people do not respond this way to extreme violence especially not asians so they were probably security or something sent there to deal with the axe guy.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 9:55:22 PM No.23242817

>>23242756 (OP)
Somone already made that joke like three weeks ago. This is hella old.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 9:57:57 PM No.23242818

>>23242756 (OP)
Looks like security guards with baton ready. Probably knew about the guy.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 10:01:20 PM No.23242819

>>23242813
LOL nice one, Valery.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 10:06:28 PM No.23242820

Nice dodge. 10/10
Kung Fu zenmaster spotted.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 10:08:59 PM No.23242821

>>23242760
Underated post

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 10:10:23 PM No.23242822

>>23242756 (OP)
That was an alpha chad dodge

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 10:11:28 PM No.23242823 >>23242825

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India have them too

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 10:13:46 PM No.23242824

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>>23242770
Smaller pair of these, made from aluminum, they're like gun equivalents in China.
After covid, everyone is packing a pair over there.

TOILET

9/4/2025, 10:14:43 PM No.23242825 >>23242827 >>23242837

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>>23242823
WHY ALWAYS TRAINS!!??!?

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 10:18:36 PM No.23242826

>>23242789
literally what's it's like everywere in the world
täällä suomessakin tien päällä kuolee eniten porukkaa, tiet on vaarallisia jos et oo hereillä ja varautuneena koko ajan siihen et kaikki muut tielläkulkijat aikoo tappaa sut

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 10:19:28 PM No.23242827 >>23242829 >>23242831

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>>23242825
>WHY ALWAYS TRAINS!!??!?
is just their thing, chinks have elevators, indians have trains. This one failed the quick time event.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 10:23:10 PM No.23242828

>>23242756 (OP)
Damn!! He looks kinda chubby, my fatass would never react that fast

TOILET

9/4/2025, 10:23:30 PM No.23242829

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>>23242827
Kek
It does make sense

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 10:24:13 PM No.23242830

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>>23242762
>>23242771
> It's all about the skills arrangement

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 10:25:34 PM No.23242831 >>23242832

>>23242827
Why no blood?

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 10:26:41 PM No.23242832 >>23242834

>>23242831
jeets use hard poo

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 10:29:22 PM No.23242833

>>23242787
Instead of escape room. They should have escape elevators. Each level is like a new and harder Chink boss. They can have different weapons, attack types, etc at each level. If you beat the last boss on level (floor) 10. You get access to the elevator all the way down.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 10:44:03 PM No.23242834

>>23242832
Makes sense. Thank you, doctor.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 10:44:37 PM No.23242835

>>23242770
Hold a baton night stick with wrist loop behind his back.
Clearly Axe Man is a regular nuisance on the 3rd floor.

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 10:47:44 PM No.23242836

>>23242760
None. He was a bullet hell player in his past life

Anonymous

9/4/2025, 11:06:48 PM No.23242837 >>23242838

>>23242825
I just realized that Indians as a society and ethnic group are autistic, and not the good kind (obviously)

TOILET

9/4/2025, 11:19:14 PM No.23242838

>>23242837
3 pillars of society are trains, scams, and Poo

Anonymous (ID: GZvMSJnt)

9/4/2025, 11:23:43 PM No.23242847

it's always the fucking elevators, i'm never gonna take an elevator ever again in my life

Gon !!yyw7PihNvYM (ID: QiQCCjDp)

9/4/2025, 11:29:24 PM No.23242888

holy shit.