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Anonymous (ID: aRxDJxvz) United States No.23242915 >>23242957 >>23243360 >>23243817
You’re here because your ancestors managed to get laid for thousands of years straight, and you can’t even get a girlfriend.
Anonymous (ID: HvHQYg+Z) Russian Federation No.23242924 >>23242946 >>23242957
if only it was strictly about getting laid once and passing off your genes, if only it was that simple
Anonymous (ID: aRxDJxvz) United States No.23242946
>>23242924
Boiled down to its simplest form, that’s what it is.
Anonymous (ID: BITZAz27) United States No.23242957 >>23242971
>>23242924
yeah man
>>23242915 (OP)
i met the love of my life multiple times lol, i just fucked it up and haven't met anyone as amazing since then
i have the dignity to not go out of my way to fuck a prostitute or get a mail order bride or use tinder or whatever
my life is fucked and i'm a retarded loser, but i wouldn't be out fucking like a dog if i weren't one
Anonymous (ID: aRxDJxvz) United States No.23242971 >>23242977
>>23242957
>i met the love of my life multiple times
No you didn't
Anonymous (ID: BITZAz27) United States No.23242977
>>23242971
oh, my bad
Anonymous (ID: BITZAz27) United States No.23242980 >>23243003
what else am i?
tell me what i am and what i should do, mr man
Normie !GzTNQPcpf6 (ID: 6C2gTuke) United States No.23242989 >>23243003
Bruh I'm married
Anonymous (ID: aRxDJxvz) United States No.23243003 >>23243008 >>23243082
>>23242980
Train hard and master your multiple mental illnesses.

>>23242989
Does Yay know yet?
Anonymous (ID: BITZAz27) United States No.23243008
>>23243003
i will try
Gon !!yyw7PihNvYM (ID: CWg2BNqM) United Kingdom No.23243050
You are the apex of billions of years of reproduction. Act like it!
Anonymous (ID: QA5NtXNE) United States No.23243068 >>23243077
BVILT FQR BIBISEA!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous (ID: aRxDJxvz) United States No.23243071 >>23243077
>BVILT FQR BIBISEA!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous (ID: BITZAz27) United States No.23243077
>>23243068
>>23243071
Normie !GzTNQPcpf6 (ID: 6C2gTuke) United States No.23243082 >>23243169
>>23243003
Duh. You know me and Jazz go back to old bant right? Before she was trans she was another femboy in my harem. During the wonder years my wife was posting with the rest of the harem.
They've known the whole time. Keeping secrets and lies is a great way to fuck up your relationships. I'm married, have a serious bf and a trans boywife. I need to have at least 1 girl and 1 boy or boy adjacent or else I tomcat around. Mrs. Normie understands this and supported me in my pursuit for the bestest boy even through a bunch of shit heads. She's just as involved if not more involved in boy selection. It's all very on the level I assure you.
Anonymous (ID: aRxDJxvz) United States No.23243169 >>23243376
>>23243082
I don't really care about allat
Anonymous (ID: m4dgyvJz) United States No.23243360 >>23243376
>>23242915 (OP)
My ancestors getting laid is the worst thing that has ever happened in the entire history of the universe
Anonymous (ID: BITZAz27) United States No.23243376
>>23243169
i don't understand you
>>23243360
it be like that
Anonymous !!Brock86qeJC (ID: TkXamh4W) United States No.23243393 >>23243835
i'm gonna be here until you die
https://youtube.com/shorts/uSha15jJlqg
Anonymous (ID: /q3vb6kn) Georgia No.23243817
>>23242915 (OP)
I'm here because I dont know where to make South American friends online. That and I'm burning time in Georgia until my flight to the marching powder region. Go where the going is good after all
Anonymous (ID: BITZAz27) United States No.23243835
>>23243393
i lol'd