>>23245109 (OP)
we didn't fight in two word wars just to wear pants when pissing like a man urinating through a letterbox after the pub
i do naked trickshot pissing
one leg in the air
backward with hand on floor
jump and compensate
bathtub style
stood with both feet on the seat
plank and arc
record distance from toilet
aim for the high window
how much piss i can hold in two hands
thats what being a man looks like
thats what being living looks like