Thread 23246193

back to the future edition

>/ftl/ NEWS:
-- shadi travelled back in time to give us old leaks that tie into the future (our present)
-- norway got bored of bagel
-- angie is wearing a nazi uniform in black face and has her feet out

>Watch here:
https://fishtank.live
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive

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>>23246193 (OP)
Kys useless faggots

>>23246193 (OP)
>hagleigh in heaven
She belongs in hell you worthless brownoid tayjeet

>>23246193 (OP)
Incredible ragebait

Heaven: Sarge, Cole, TJ, Scott Sullivan, Cryo
Hell: Shadi, Nina, Claire, Abi, Binx

gn gentlemen

>>23246887
A 10 year old Cambodian girl lost her fingers making that shirt, that's insane levels of hating right there from Jezza

>>23246890
amir cum kingston dick please nina

>>23246306
Kys useful faggot

this is probably the most British YouTube video I've ever seen tschätt

https://youtu.be/NqveUbuxTQY

>>23246892
Can't believe Nina let this nigga fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7qRjZ7pYdI

>>23246883
>Heaven: Sarge, Cole, TJ, Scott Sullivan, Cryo

This, but sub out Cryo for Ollie Rusty Rafa Jeff and Canelo

>>23246890
>A 10 year old Cambodian girl lost her fingers
Nina's fault chiapet

I've fed the entire chat convos (multiple days each) into both chatgpt and deepseek, along with computing analysis over multiple days using both AIs, and consistently deepseek tries to steer me in the direction of the younger Guatemala-girl traditional while chatgpt steers me in the direction of the Amercan-girl cryptobro. What gives?

good point

>>23246911
Just start a harem like Sam Hyde tschätt he has at least 2 gfs that live with him I think tschätt but possibly in two different houses tschätt it's kind of unclear how that works tschätt
>>23246912
Abi grew up smoking weed at a young age tschätt that's probably why she's retarded now tschätt

>>23246911
Huh, I asked both AI what gives, why one consistently swings one way and the other, the other way. The result I got was both AI saying THEY'RE the logical one and the OTHER AI is the false one...

@Abi unblock me so I can like your klussy pix tschätt

>>23246920
idk tschätt post their pix here and I'll try to tell you which one you should go for tschätt

>>23246914
That's so hard to do, though. I though about including a Kenya-girl into the analysis/mix (seriously, it's no joke that it's easy as fuck to get with a 10/10 African girl if you're white) but that would just complicate everything, and honestly the moment I visit one of these girls and stop contacting the others, it's probably realistically over.

>>23246924
hey that sounds it could backfire

Bruh that ain't it lmao wtf r u doing

plus, if it's based on pics alone, everyone would pick Guatemala-girl, who's genuinely pretty stunning

>>23246912
its nice to hear a voice of reason in these dire times tschätt
>>23246911
the american crypto girls are the most based these days tschätt
chatgpt W tschätt

>>23246928
just blur the faces tschätt that way no one gets dox'd tschätt

>>23246935
well my choice is the white girls usually tschätt but if she's younger and prettier and more likely to settle down with you then I would go for the Guatemala girl tschätt

Anyone got clips of Angelina being groped by production?

>>23246940
Niggas gonna get robbed blind no matter who he picks

>>23246935
i googled guatemala girls and they just look like monkey people tschätt
maybe the search engine is not working properly on my end tschätt
as of now i wouldnt put them in my top 10 list of girls tschätt

>>23246946
Probably tschätt that's why I think maybe he should just date both at the same time
tschätt they might be cool with that tschätt W 3somes tschätt

Jackoff raped this angel.

Sardine Tin is another grooming operation.

>>23246949
yea I don't think I've seen any 10/10 Guatemalan girls around tschätt do they even exist tschätt?

Bruh how r u gonna take advice about sex and pussy tingle making from a computer that never even had sex or tingled a pussy. I want u to succeed and I love u. Destroy the computer. Burn it to ashes.

>>23246940
>>23246949
Here, left is Guatemala-girl. Right is an attempt at American-girl, tried multiple images but this is the best that would appear. Take it for what it's worth

ₐₗₛ ⱼₑ ₑₑₙ ₖᵤₛⱼₑ ᵍₑₑᶠₜ ₒₚ ₘᵢⱼₙ ₚᵢₑₘₑₗ ᶻₐₗ ᵢₖ ⱼₑ ᵥₑᵣₜₑₗₗₑₙ

>>23246946
American-girl wants a 4-day trip later this month in NYC. I think I've got a shot with her desu. Guatemala-girl has IRL Guatemala-friends that I met who are setting me up with her/pushing her to me. So both have advantages.

>>23246951
hopefully angie isnt under nda tschätt
otherwise exposing them for rape could get her sued tschätt

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

good morning this evil friday. time wake up and be evil heck yeah
https://youtu.be/VCkSFY67gz0?si=ECtykv6dwgFCYrgv

>>23246955
deepseek and chatgpt are my friends and have created much worthwhile Analysis. Microsoft copilot, however, LIES/includes FALSE information about stuff and CANNOT be trusted.

>>23246965
lol this fucking rules

>>23246963
"yes, your honor, I did rape that woman, but what you forget is that she signed an NDA only 1 month ago!"

>>23246963
>The only normal guy is Vance
So that's why they don't pay him

>>23246950
You could race them against eachother too and then have sex with them

If I ran fishtank that's how I'd do it. Every single morning you line all the girls up for a race and the loser has to have sex with airsoftfatty and goes home. You don't want a girl who has had sex with airsoftfatty around anyways cheeto so it's win win cheeto

>>23246965
thats so rad tschätt
>>23246961
just go with both girls and see what happens tschätt
>>23246968
being raped in a huge house is OD tschätt
its an unwinnable case for the girls tschätt

Plus it's good luck to help a fat person get laid. I learned that one from my grampa. He was a pimp.

>>23246969
aw hell yeah tschätt
vance was a good man tschätt

>>23246972
That's the current plan, but it's going to have to take a family emergency to explain to Guatemala why I go radio silence for a few days..

I call it the gauntlet of love, which is also what i call my ho slapping glove for when the hos get uppity or when the hos come back with a light envelope. Can't be having that shit. You let em know they're too loved to be coming back with a light envelope. That you know they can do better and be better. A gentle correction. It's like steering a puppy away from a steep ledge with a long drop. It's for their own good. It's for everyone's own good. They call it altruism.

>>23246977
youre an american who has business to take care off tschätt
they'll understand tschätt

U gotta motivate these hos. They call them "Judas Sister" in the farming industry. They stay calm and they lead the other cattle into the slaughterhouse and for their work they don't get slaughtered. Cuz they're useful. U gotta have the same mindset when ur dealing with these hos out here. Fieldhands are good for leading these hos to the slaughter chat, but nothing can beat another ho leading the hos to the slaughter. Member that one. My grampa taught me that one too.

Abi should do a penis reveal

>>23246963
>they would sue us
These bitches are so fucking stupid. The wiggers couldnt sue shit without everyone learning about all their dirty secrets

>>23246999
now that i can get into

>>23246977
Just tell her you were with your main she needs to accept her place in the pecking order

The natural order must be maintained its gods will this Guatemalan princess cant be thinking she's got u under her thumb she needs to know she is not in charge or control but that her pimp is

So jet drugged abi and put his asshole in her mouth? That poor girl i have been making fun of her this whole time

be a hero chet. assault the lake house. save your girl

We're living in the end times chat

>>23247021
Yeah

>they like drug and rape you
>UwU drugs
>yeah you like totally should go they are bad people
never taking any abuse/rape accusation seriously again they all deserve it award

>Angie raped on Sardine Can
>Trish got her car stolen
Why do bad things happen to good women?

>Production groping drunk women
>Production bitch slapping handcuffed contestants
>Production actively trying to drive a depressed substance abuser into suicide
Imagine if something went so horribly wrong with sardine tin that Jet and Sam had to blacklist a lot of people involved in it, seems like it's in the realm of possibility

Has anyone updated the Fishtank tvtropes page to include all the recent drama

Scott wasn't driven out of Fishtank because he had sex with Hailey on Bitchtank
he was driven out because he did it consensually (this goes against Jet's philosophy)

>>23247036
fuck no

>>23247042
Well can you

>>23247028
luckily shadi decided to join forces with kiwifarms to take down the raping blob tschätt
they put their heads together and have now discovered jets real name tschätt

The Rape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq8llqUCdG4
3:35 "Is Jackoff going for round"

>>23247040
he was driven because he cucked jet and he simply can't be reliving that again.
he's the one who cucks now

>>23247053
>desperate orbiter tank

i went to the most asian suburb of the city. It smelt like chinese food and no body could drive and the elevator music was ching chong music. So many asian..women
The hot asian bar girl had the hots for me lol, everything went great

when motherfucking seth of anyone is the main attraction to your show, and he's not even on it.
that's when you know something went really wrong along the way and shit is in a permanently irrecoverable state.

>>23247081
fell for the bartender trying to get you to spend more money award

>>23247081
did they also all stand and clap to personally congratulate you on your previous white 18 year old gf's?

>>23247034
Which bitch slapped the cuffs on? And who are they trying to drive to suicide?

Hi did Angie really get graped because that would be based AND kino.

OWWWWW JURIAN PENIS SO BIG WHITE MAN PENIS SO BIGGU
CONGRADURATION ON 18 YEARS OLD GIRFRENDERU JURIAN SAMAAA OWWWWWW

>>23247028
Truthfully yes it's harder for me to even dislike the wiggers over this knowing they view date rape as a mimor inconvenience on the way to "stardom" (instagram likes that don't translate to money)

>>23247088
>>23247093
i took her back home and fucked her

>>23247106
Added a fictional element to his already suspect story to make it sound less pathetic award

>>23247106
did all the asian guys also follow you to watch and tell you how bigger your dick is than theirs while doing it?

>>23247113
less intelligent than a zesty obese brownoid beanbag award

>>23247053
ETA on Seth's suicide?

>>23247107
she looks like catnobu with an armsleeve tattooo and i drove down the freeway at 200kms/hr listening to hip hop music at max full of alcohol allthe way back, fun

im hung over now, you are all gay

>>23247106
feel like you would’ve led with that

>>23247147
passed out drunkenly jerking his gorilla dick to a high schooler that eats jets smelly unwashed ass again award

>>23247106
Where did you dump the body afterwards? Or is this one of those things where it's a sex doll and you make it talk?

>>23247083
>Loss - Punches - 0:14
>not a KO/TKO

>Loss - Punches - 0:14
>not a KO/TKO

>Loss - Punches - 0:14
>not a KO/TKO

>Loss - Punches - 0:14
>not a KO/TKO


>Loss - Punches - 0:14
>not a KO/TKO

>Loss - Punches - 0:14
>not a KO/TKO

>Loss - Punches - 0:14
>not a KO/TKO

>Loss - Punches - 0:14
>not a KO/TKO

>>23246963
Do you need to get the NDA before the rapin' or can you get one after? Just curious

>>23247177
dubs bestatigen

>>23247177
Wigger shills are that desperate they need to try and divert from the date rape accusations by talking about Scott

>>23247182
>Loss - Punches - 0:14

>drugs abi, pulls his pants down and sits on her face
>spreads rumor he rimmed him
What a sick fuck

>>23247193
>refuses to press charges
>invites her friends to get the same experience
woman "victims" ladies and gentlemen

Which season was that girl talking to abi about going on? If it was s3 she hadn’t even really been pumped and dumped yet

>>23247222
Literally me

>>23247225
So this was like a week after powtank? So after that text Abi gets really depressed and decides to answer another jet booty call with the assistance of ghisletty in November?
And Claire said she encouraged it to out of spite for abi?
These girls use Jet to punish each other

So the 70% chances of Angie getting raped was correct

>>23247233
It's obviously her fault. Shes very rapable

>>23247227
>Ghisletty
Ooo that's good

>>23247227
the abi dms are from jan 26 according to nico_avchd

>>23247227
the abi dms are from jan 26th
I added the date and one missing ss

>>23247233
how do you even rape the willing?
unrape will be the real rape in that case.

>>23247248
So what was Jet inviting her out for? S4? That was months away. He just wanted some new pussy because abiClaire were becoming unreliable

Nina hasn't been seen in 3 days...

>>23247241
Rape doesn't even exist by way of the law of Tonys and Carmela. If a Carmela gets "raped" it's because she chose not to have a Tony. If she had a Tony she wouldn't have gotten raped. Without a Tony it's an absolute certainty she gon get raped. It is a conscious choice to forsake tony and go on to try to live your life as Carmela-Without-A-Tony. They know they're gonna get raped as a Carmela-Without-A-Tony on account of they won't have a Tony. They know it. So is it really rape? Of course not. They consented knowingly by forsaking Tony.

Now there is some argument to be made that rape exists because a Carmela-with-Tony could *possibly* get raped. That's a whole different ballgame.

As a Carmela when you forsake your Tony you chose to get raped at the end of the day. Foregone conclusion.

the world is her playroom

>>23247253
it says bitchtank, clear as day

>>23247256
lol

Remember Carmelas.

You need him more than he needs you. You can either be Carmela driving around in her Porsche Cayenne, like the peppah; or else you can get raped.

The choice is obvious.

But remember, it's not rape. You chose the path of darkness. You consented by doing so.

Life is just a series of decisions chat we are in control chat

>>23247257
Yeah but the other girls is talking about going on something else for the memes. I guess she hadn’t been asked yet

>>23247269
she says "if I get asked..."

IF

>>23247254
She's been in Thailand for a week now and has only streamed once. She's not making the same mistake she did last time and is enjoying being a junkie sexpat whore off cam.

>>23247255
FAX chat and that's on quasimodo

>>23247000
is it true? because i dont believe him at all, isnt america famous for out of court settlement culture? wiggers have money for a silent settlement without showing any dirty documents and facts about them

>>23247280
Jon should get a big tattoo on his neck to complete his new look

Raping a drunk girl is on the same tier as raping a sleeping girl
Low on the rape scale for beta losers
At least rape a girl who can give chase it’s part of the game

>>23247284
It would make fishtank wiggers look exponentially worse. They wouldn’t have done shit. It’s a scare tactic for low iq crashouts and it worked.

>they would sue us
>we are still under an NDA

>>23247310
Do you think he finished the game

>>23247318
his brain looks huuuge, like megamind

Jon Cuwtis

Good morning chat

Day 2 of no drinking. I think i have to actually stay sober this time. My Mom is moving to New York and my Dad only wants to do the minimum to help me chyat. Sucks but I guess its time for me to grow up at 39

>>23247425
gl buddy

Worth noting for history that Tayleigh was too gross and awful for the wiggers to goon despite her openly being okay with them doing so to her.

>>23247425
you can do it you have the heart to do what's neccessary, beleive in yourself!

>>23247425
are you finally leaving the island?

>>23247427
put a tay on

>>23247417
>>23247432
the mondo mega niggers will pay for their treachery

>>23247425
Quitting cold turkey left me with serious anxiety problems even 10 years later still sober. You need to taper off with a doctors help or you can permanently damage your brain

I haven't checked in a while, is this Abi actually posting or is it her boyfriend/handler?

hi /ftl/ it's me again

i spent so much fucking time being friends with this person just for them to be okay with like baby neglect idk what to say but im back here now cuz i really dont know where to look for friends im so hopeless chat im crying so much rn

>>23247439
im 8 weeks sober and it's been itching my head so fucking bad cold turkey lolol

>>23247443
its been her boyfriend for a little while lolol

its literally this internet that changes my id that's so weird

>>23247427
Tayleigh is the Gail the Snail of fishtank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBd7xREws9I

She didn't deserve it. Pray4Angelina.

Sardine Can Goon Victim

>>23247457
They whispered "jet sends his regards" into her ear right before the rape

>>23247427
Not too gross and awful for me. I would grope and goon that meth dyke like there’s no tomorrow

>>23247457
What actually happened to her?

>>23247432
Thought that was Amaz for a second

>>23247461
that's a man

TLP is awake <3

>>23247464
>>23247465
same person

>>23247225
Come on man at least put the Abi messages in order

>>23247318
he seems to be two pawns down already? Although one was a tiny one and one might have replaced the kings bishop. With white to move, I am not sure if he can dig himself out of that hole

Is rape hot?

>>23247470
>he will treat u like a princess for a bit
I would treat Abi like a princess forever
>i know other girls hes done this too
as well
It’s literally just Claire isn’t it?

>>23247470
see
>>23247248

>>23247466
Seems like she's in good spirits at least

*Enters thread*
*teabags Julius storyline*

>>23247446
hi tschätt
that sounds rough tschätt but youre safe with us tschätt
>>23247310
>>23247473
looks like they put the king and queens on the wrong square tschätt
common mistake tschätt
it seems small but it changes the entire game tschätt

The Raped

I believe in rape.

The Groped

ELLIEMINATIOOOON

all im saying is... give rape a chance!

The Harassed

>People watch sardine tin 1 because of Alex B
>People watch sardine tin 2 because of Angie and Seth (who isn't even on the show btw)
When will they understand that streamstars people aren't interesting enough of justify a show around them

>>23247532
Ive had couple of drinks and cant english very well at the moment

>>23247532
>People watch sardine tin
The people that are left on the website are not human.

The ASSaulted

>>23247532
Literally everyone understands that

>>23247532
>People watch sardine tin 1
no one has watched that shit
>People watch sardine tin 2
no one is watching that shit

>>23247532
im watching sardine tin for frazzledrip and stonefox tschätt

>>23247532
Streamstars are pretty cool desu and they have enthusiasm about entertaining and more comfortable on camera than most contestants. The real problem is that they're just too millennial coded and majority of the audience finds zoomers and zoomettes to be more interesting. It's a split across the fanbase. Consider that most people watching sardine tank and fans of the streamstars hate that Angie is there

>>23247542
>Streamstars are pretty cool
...

>>23247462
She was taken to the bathroom and raped by two dudes while she was drunk

>>23247532
You guys are watching this shit? There isn’t anyonr you could put on these shows to make them watchable again. It’s just all played. It’s boring. It doesn’t hit

>>23247542
the people who enjoy sardine tin also enjoy jet's music tschätt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUlPHQqEW4Q&t=58s

>>23247553
forgot pic tschätt

>>23247542
This doesn't seem true. At least as far as guys go Burt, Alex, and Freddy were all overwhelmingly popular millennials. I think all the contestants before S3 just happened to be zoomers.

>>23247470
>This show drugs all the female contestants and then RAPES them under the influence but you just have to go on the show for the memes! It's a once in a life time opportunity!

Are women retarded

DUDE JULIUS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY IT MAKES ME WANT TO MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING

if josie showed up on sardine tin people would probably tune in

>>23247572
I would tune in to see her get raped

>>23247532
a show?

>>23247564
Keep in mind Abi is a total neet. She doesn’t get out much unless somebody pays for it completely. The risk of getting raped is worth it to get a little vacation.

Streamstars are pretty cool desu

happy friday yall

we all made it
https://youtu.be/HzJxmPIDpFI?si=hOy_PThePpcSnRQs

>>23247587
4 and a half more hours until my weekend starts

>>23247587
>Meet Your Maker
This is better mane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpCyXbU3E1A&list=RDlpCyXbU3E1A&start_radio=1

Isaac status?

>>23247605
oh wow that's not good

>>23247604
the 4HL is rough on people

>>23246941
bump

>>23247608
sacked

>>23247611
Better than the whiny fag shit you posted.

>>23246941
too painful

>>23247608
outsized

>>23247619
have you no respect for the melancholic?

or do you simply ignore it, like it's not there inside you

>>23247570
I like when he adds lies on top of lies when getting called out for being retarded. It is sort of endearing in a way, like anyone would believe anything he says after the fact

>>23247627
he doesn't want to or care about being believed

it's something else entirely

is there an upload somewhere of all angie's pics? thanks i m doing researches

>>23247572
shes got much better things to do

>>23247626
>melancholic

That is something for women and gays i think.

>>23247612
It doesn't bother me too much to be desu. I was a neet for years and it drove me insane i much prefer to work

>>23247636
>gays
Where do you think you are?

>>23247632
Here's the Patreon gofiles
https://gofile.io/d/jIMXg4
https://gofile.io/d/07SnUS

>>23247637
yeah being a neet fucking sucks, my brother was on that shit for a while

i'm lucky enough to be able to work from home if i want to

>>23247638
I live 10 min from work and get paid hour lunch. so im on that 7-8 hour life. Not sure where this "only 4 hours of free time" meme even comes from.

streamstars are swag

>>23247608
5 more hours until the weekend. Then getting drunk and high with Claire until Sunday night

>>23247656
IT SHOULD BE ME!!!

IT SHOULD BE ME!!!

IT SHOULD BE ME!!!

IT SHOULD BE ME!!!

>>23247646
you are a gentleman and a scholar

>>23247649
Unfortnately lab work can't be done from home. The company is expanding though and im trying to get a data analysis position which might allow me a day or 2 at home a week which might be comfy.

>>23247646
Jins got that shit bookmarked

What are we putting on the sign

Jet neptune trying to think of how he can possibly cast a season 5 with people that respect him but also don't know all his dirty secrets (impossible)

>>23247667
that'd be nice

best of luck

the fucking jet show: season shit

I was going to listen to crypto kid to make fun of it, but then I let all of Claire’s SoundCloud stuff run on autoplay with good headphones and it’s honestly a lot better than I remember. She kind of is a decent little song writer. There’s some real musicality you can hear with over ear headphones. She needs to collab with another musician or two.
Total Cole Claire Friendship
Can anyone make out the lyrics to this one?
> https://soundcloud.com/bretniey/claudius

Nigga in garage to angie
>have you ever tried being an actual person instead of this ditzy retard whore thing you have going on?

>>23247689
>Can anyone make out the lyrics to this one?

nope.

>>23247692
thats a good question

Taking claire to see Life is Strange movie on opening day

>>23247692
It's like he's never met a woman before

In time hell realize like we did that Angie is a good woman

>>23247692
Did she cry? He should call her a monky girl and make her cry

>>23247701
can you post the bwc reaction gif

>>23247692
Why do fishtank fags hate fun women

>>23247646
all my homies love angie

>>23247704
I'll do it when you die

>>23247707
wtf

>>23247700
She just said
>hmm interesting
maybe hurt her feelings a little lol
>>23247705
Dude sounds a little gay and lame, he told her she needs to think about how she’ll be viewed in this community in ten years
When fishtank season 20 airs? Idk man she’ll probably be forgotten

>>23246963
Abi is significantly more retarded than I thought she was

>people here say Angie was raped
>watch the part where she's escorted to the bathroom and no rape happens
boring!

why did he do it?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757086067345528.mp4

sex with angie

>>23247713
There won't be a fishtank community in 10 years. Hell there's not gonna be one in 1 year

>>23247689
Sounds like she's complaining about "being treated like a little fucking kid" which is funny given what we know about her

>>23248033
He is based

>>23248035
The greatest trick Jet ever pulled was convincing semi-functional e-girls and non-functional autists fishtank actually leads to a career.

>>23248035
inshallah

>>23247646
someone needs to cumtribute angie pics

Diane, 1:28 P.M, September 5th. Entering the board of /bant/, 51 boards above /tv/ , 1 board after /b/ . I've never seen so many anime posts in my life. As MOOT would say, I'd rather be here than Australia.

>>23248049
import/export is a booming career field

>>23247572
>>23247634
Yeah Josie is busy going to a furry convention to load up on more cum while acting like a waifu.

>>23248056
Ben, do you play any video games and if you do and haven't played Deadly Premonition yet you should. It's the closest to Twin Peaks in video game format you can get.

>>23248059
3 times

>>23248038
That is funny. It’s sounds pretty good tho

>>23247226
>wears Christian cross
>scammed the guy who bought it for her
>lies to everyone about him
Lmao dumb whore

>>23248067
u didn't buy it 4 her thoughbeit

foreshadow

>>23248060
>Deadly Premonition
I've heard of it, i want 2 play it someday

>>23247713
There won’t even be a season 5. There wasn’t even really a season 4

>>23247713
>how she’ll be viewed in this community
Holy shit what a faggot. Theres so many easy dunks om angie and he went with "fishtank community" as if anyone should care what a bunch of autistic gay guys think.

never seen a lynch flick, what's his big idea?

>>23248029
Shadi too. She didn’t start posting about Jet until a year after bitchtank.

>>23248033
>tj and brian with shit eating grins
I like those 2

>>23248076
un2b watching them

>>23248076
He finds high schoolers on Facebook

>>23248076
*was his big idea

>>23248076
Start with Muholland Dr. Watch it once. Watch it twice

>>23248083
have u watched Twin Peaks at least?

Yes the phrase "fishtank community" is gay but these nontent people like Angelina absolutely WILL be trying to milk paypigs even 10 years from now

>>23248076
the only film of his I don't really care for is Dune (1984) but that's due to lots of conflicts and them taking something as big as Dune and squeezing it into a 2~ hr runtime and not really his fault

>>23247692
trvke

>>23248086
>>23248076
Start with Mullulland Drive and then don't watch anything else that was made by David Lynch

>>23248069
Why are Jews incapable of honesty?

fishtank community hasn't existed since season 2 , it's all different groups segregated from each other

Im a Sardukar

>>23248076
Finding horror under the surface of everyday life, abstract weird type shit he is great.

Twin peaks is pretty dated but if you have time to kill you should watch it just for the kino moments. S2 falls off hard when lynch stepped out but the last 2 episodes are top kino.
The Return is one of the best things ever made

>>23248083
Dream like subconscious structure to storytelling

>>23248076
watch Blue Velvet or Muholland Drive

>>23248101
>The Return is one of the best things ever made
Facts

Satan and Jesus have teamed up and they're going to take you all down.

>>23248101
mid season 2 doesn't fall off that hard, the only really bad part is the James plotline but the rest is pretty alright obviously not 2 the standard of the 1st season and the first 9 episodes

My dreams always have a purple hue to them. It is something i never really saw anyone else mention but twin peaks The Return has a dreamworld and the sea is the exact purple as my dreams. Thats when i knew me and lynch are literally me

Uhhh why is this thread still alive after 12 hours. You guys be slacking

>women can't help but turn their million dollar lawsuit into a reality show
>ruin it all by saying shit like "yes they'll date rape you but you should go it's fun"

We really thought Jet was done for

>>23248114
just waiting for Shadi's movie

>>23248111
I hated the confederate army plotline

season 2 post lynch introduces the occasional good character

>>23248100
>>23248102
sounds kino.
im a sucker for surrealistic shit, the dream sequences in sopranos were some of my favorites.
don't know if i have it in me to actually force myself to watch anything, but il certainly keep it in my mind if i do.

Shadi’s movie will be released on VHS with this cover image

>>23248120
It's fanservice and fun and The Return makes up for any decline.

>>23248120
>Heather Graham
gooner kino

>>23247646
I don’t like the sandy dirt on her feet in this picture. Looks like poop

>>23248118
this

>>23248124
God her belly is so gorgeous to me

>>23248771
i though you were in your gay gimmick

>>23248782
whites and jews have low showbiz IQ

>>23248101
fire walk with me too. good shit.

>>23248766
True. I would lick poo off angies toes though

Saw a kid wearing a Fire Walk With Me parka or long jacket at starbucks bro I was trynna take this niggas soul on gp

Where the fuck is everybody

WAKE THE FUCK UP PLAYA

>>23246193 (OP)
Lmao the gets better

Dude AB just talks about shit that happens and by that I mean shit like "Timmy walks to the kitchen, left foot right foot"

Why is norway afraid of me?

>>23248837
They are doing recaps of that shit kek

>>23248839
>pls send leaks

>>23248839
Is it recent? I'm still blocked for calling Tayleigh an "ugly loser" back in spring 2024.

>>23248076
>>23248104
don't listen to leaks watch Lost Highway it's his best film

>>23247697
this is legitimately the worst news I've heard since 2009 when i heard my grandma died

>>23248101
How long does it take for season 1 to start getting good? Is Twin Peaks a slow burn at first or is it interesting from the first episode?

>>23248852
You know you don't have to watch it, right?

AB be like

"Canada Anon confesses that Norway anon blocked him in spring 2024 for calling Tayleigh a quote on quote ugly loser"

>>23248854
but many young ladies will and they'll be mindraped just like the ones who played the game all those years ago

>>23248111
If you know it beforehand and accept that you're in for a bunch of slice of life episodes (and skip the James plotline) it's honestly pretty comfy and not as bad as people say. At least on a rewatch.

I'm on my knees
The police stopped chasing
I'm her
New. Cool. Meat.

>>23247697
Who will play the lead actress now that Ellen Page is a man tschätt?

It feels weird watching this again knowing that the show ended early because Jet wanted high-schooler pussy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmoPdc19Ijc

Good tight little piece evening gentlemen

>>23248853
It's got one of the strongest pilot episodes in all of TV, imo. There's just a lot of weird subplots to wade through as you get further in.

>>23248851
*tschätt*

David Lynch has the best OST of any director ever

>>23248858
>>23247697
This movie is going to lead a few dozen suicides and a lot of dyking out
Which will even out the swifties becoming heterosexual again with Taylor’s marriage.

>>23247697
this shit about to be ass

>>23248867
the show started BECAUSE jet wanted legal age jailbait

Why do you guys think Angie got kicked first? Did she say no to wiggerdick?

>>23248117
lol what did Abi mean by that tschätt

>>23247697
Never played Life is Strange, why is everyone saying this is bad news?

>>23247697
aint no way one of the ladies isnt mexican

>>23248887
because direnc is smart and ganged everyone up on her. angies only 'ally' was freddy who didnt even have much of an incentive to protect her anyway

>>23248086
>>23248095
start with blue velvet then watch lost highway then watch mull drive then watch (???) tschätt

>>23248858
how did it mind rape them tschätt?

>>23248849
Within that last month or so
Might be because i said his ellie chud edit was cringe

>>23248853
Its good from the start but its also a parody of soap operas so you might not get some references so it will just look like cringe nonsense.

>>23248863
Also these days you know that you have Fire Walk With Me AND Season 3 to look forward to, so it's kind of like a break with a bunch of light hearted side plots.

>>23248887
they were about to give Ellie a main event push

just like when Nifty replaced Troal

>>23248117
>>23248891
jet won tschätt
>>23248905
dont be mean to the golden god tschätt
he will smite you tschätt

>>23248878
The Lost Highway OST is kino tschätt

https://youtu.be/AkCKIRDXvPI

>>23248897
>sociopath ellie tricked everyone and jet to rape her and her friend
>somehow ganging on angie was not her idea (despite her saying they should kick angie)
oh yeah, innocent child ellie

>>23247697
I beat my shit to blue is the warmest color
Gonna do the same to this

>>23248898
Blue Velvet is pure unfiltered Lubecoochian kino

Jeffrey - TJ
Dorothy - Claire
Frank Booth - Jet

>>23248076
watch elephant man it's his most accessible movie and one of his best a bunch of pseuds recommending anything else (except maybe twin peaks)

Life is Anus

LET'S FUUUCK I'LL FUCK ANY MID DRUG ADDLED WIGGER COCKSLEEVE BITCH THAT MOVES HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>23248921
ellie sounds innocent to me tschätt

>>23248887
Sam told them to go after someone and Daniel and aryeh convinced everyone to attack angelina. It was almost seth but Dan and aryeh are fags

NEW

>>23248936
>>23248936
>>23248936

new

>>23248936
>>23248936
>>23248936

>>23248913
Fax tschätt
>>23248923
who is Laura Dern then tschätt

>>23248932
Did aryeh ever find out ellie took his candy

>>23248929
lol tschätt they're both high off the gas tschätt

>>23248898
literally what I said 2 start with and u told him not 2 listen 2 me

>>23248923
>Frank Booth - Jet
Lmao i love this visual thx

Watermellie

Watermellie

>>23246193 (OP)
notice how mizzy is not on this picture because life is mizzy
mizzywaffen rise up