Thread 23246357

So here's my tip: When eating pussy, go through the alphabet with your tongue on her clit. Occasionally finger the vagina but focus on sucking (to promote blood flow to the clit) and licking the alphabet. When you get to Z just start at A again. Hey presto, you've become a beaver eating champion!

What are your tips to eating puss?

salt and pepper is all you really need but i like to add mayonnaise as well

>>23246370
Way to gayify a straight thread.

>>23246357 (OP)
Have you ever licked 50 year old pussy?

>>23246383
Never.

>>23246385
700 lbs pussy?

>>23247052
nope. The only "weird puss" I've eaten was a trans person where I learned trans people don't like their pussy ate (for obvious reasons).

>>23246357 (OP)
Better to fuck rather than lick. If you can't fuck: Get fit. Don't masturbate. Oral is likely to spread disease. Don't reward sensitivity outside the vagina. Make sex better.

>>23247313
Chicks still flick the bean while you fuck them unless you are some kind of god in bed. To avoid disease just have standards.

i hope to use that tip one day

>>23247422
you will I am sure of it!

>>23246357 (OP)
Thank you anon!

Makes me wonder what would be the implications of doing some occult symbols on a girls clit lol

>>23248121
i've seen that damned thing before, i forgot what it is

>>23247438
<3

>>23246357 (OP)
pussy is so fucking disgusting. Putting your face down there is just asking to get mouth cancer

>>23248798
bodies in general are disgusting
when you have sex, you aren't having sex with a random body
the idea is you're attracted to the specific person

the same fucking generalizations over and over again
"men are X"
"trannies are X"
"women are X"
"niggers are X"
"whites are X"
"russians are X"
"why do people X"
i'm so fucking tired of it

idk man
>>23248798
it's your life

>>23248807
True, but you can close your eyes and you dont really have to look at it or think about the pussy too much. No idea why anyone would put their face near one willingly.

>>23247313
>>23247408
You mfs just made me remember about the existence of this very specific kind of protection

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10810353/FDA-authorizes-ultrathin-panties-protect-STIs-oral-sex.html

>>23248798
Yeah all the women who masturbate are getting finger cancer, didn't you know?

>>23246370
Find a girl that produces her own mayonnaise and you've struck gold.

eating pussy is gay doehever

Y'all faggin' up my pussy eating thread.

>>23247057
ew

>>23252669
>>23253686
She didn't tell me she was trans and my horney ass couldn't tell but I learned all there needs to be known about a relationship with a trans woman from her in retrospect.

>>23253774
Id imagine you could tell as soon as you started going down on "her" xD

>>23253782
She was clean and transitioned due to an accident (fell off a mountain and landed in a tree) when she was very young so there was no pussy stank. She had massive boobs and was slim but the boobs felt like they were full of water and she wasn't turned on from having her boobs carressed or her pussy ate.

Trans women take some getting used to, but they are equally valid partners if you know what they like (dick in the vag).

>>23253792
Did "her" dick get ripped off when she landed in the tree? Im very confused how that made "her" trans??
Sounds like some David Reimer type shit

>>23253678
they always do