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Brad Pitt has a small penis
Doesn't look any bigger than 5-6 inches long and 5 inch girth when hard
Imagine the disappointments foids must be feeling when they remove his pants. It's just such a thin and small dick with no volume in it
Anonymous United States No.23247715 >>23247729
>>23247714 (OP)
I hate women so fucking much
Anonymous Finland No.23247716
>>23247714 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl6u2NASUzU
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23247717 >>23247730
>>23247714 (OP)
I'm sure they don't care when they see his bank account
Anonymous United States No.23247718 >>23247759 >>23247761 >>23247774
>>23247714 (OP)
He was in the pool
Anonymous United States No.23247719
Is 6 inches really that small? Im 7 and 7/8ths so I cant relate to little, especially since I haven't had sex in 11 years
Anonymous India No.23247720
>>23247714 (OP)
With that face card I don't think it matters
Anonymous Australia No.23247721 >>23247764
>>23247714 (OP)
Only homosexual men are obsessed with giant cocks
Anonymous United States No.23247722 >>23247750
>>23247714 (OP)
>Brad Pitt has a small penis
no i dont
Anonymous Italy No.23247723 >>23247762
>>23247714 (OP)
If that is flaccid he looks normal
But of course a terrone femboy subhuman is obssesed with big dick
Anonymous Unknown No.23247724
>>23247714 (OP)
If women need something big, they buy a dildo or cucumber
For men, it's all about the face and youthful skin
You were never gonna make it you stinky pastrami manlet
Anonymous Russian Federation No.23247725
1) do you know what vasoconstriction is?

2) why are you gay? studying other man's penis in obsessive detail seems kinda gay
Anonymous Austria No.23247726
>>23247714 (OP)
Whites have bigger dicks than blacks on average, proof here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDAYzlS966k
Anonymous Unknown No.23247727
>>23247714 (OP)
it doesn't look THAT small, but I understand why the average woman would be a bit disappointed
Anonymous Unknown No.23247728
>>23247714 (OP)
>Brad Pitt has a foreskin
Anonymous United States No.23247729
>>23247715
> women
Please dont respect their pronouns here.
Anonymous United States No.23247730 >>23247760
>>23247717
Yeah but he cares because it’s more fun to fuck when you have a bigger dick
Anonymous Brazil No.23247731 >>23247744
you think THAT is a small penis?
Stop watching porn bro. I will fucking show you what a small penis looks like
Anonymous Kazakhstan No.23247732 >>23247740
5 inches is basically the world average. A woman will be satisfied by a raging one incher if you have a proportionate amount in your bank account.
Anonymous Argentina No.23247733
>>23247714 (OP)
OP OBSESSING ABOUT PENISES AGAIN
op is a faggot confirmed
what does this has to do with politics?
Anonymous United States No.23247734 >>23247738 >>23247749
>>23247714 (OP)
>small
5 1/2 erect is average, but no one ever admits to having average size. You would think everyone's packing a foot long
Anonymous France No.23247735
>>23247714 (OP)
He's not hard on that pic, wtf are you talking about
It's average flaccid size
Anonymous United States No.23247736
>>23247714 (OP)
>6 inches is short

You're watching too much porn
Anonymous Canada No.23247737 >>23247741
>>23247714 (OP)
Fun fact: Shania Twain added that line about Brad Pitt in That Don't Impress me Much after seeing these nude leaks.
Anonymous United States No.23247738
>>23247734
This, everyone on the internet claims to be 9 inches long kek
Anonymous Unknown No.23247739
>>23247714 (OP)
Certified italian post.
Anonymous Italy No.23247740
>>23247732
World average is not white average
>A woman will be satisfied by a raging one incher if you have a proportionate amount in your bank account.
Nah, a woman will use your money and fuck his yoga coach on the side.
Anonymous Netherlands No.23247741
>>23247737
wide vagina
Anonymous Brazil No.23247742 >>23247751
>>23247714 (OP)
My flaccid dick is like 4 times shorter than when I have a boner.
Anonymous United States No.23247743
>>23247714 (OP)
its only gay men who care about penis size
Anonymous France No.23247744 >>23247768 >>23247777 >>23247786
>>23247731
Yeah, here is what a small penis looks like
Anonymous United States No.23247745 >>23247747 >>23247752 >>23247755
Clear proof you're all porn addicted retards. That cock is like 4 inches soft, probably 6-7 hard which is right around where women like it.

Get outside you dumb fucks holy shit lmao
Anonymous United States No.23247746
>>23247714 (OP)
>politics
Anonymous United States No.23247747
>>23247745
Exactly, it’s average and many Asian men would kill to have a dick that big.
Anonymous United States No.23247748
>>23247714 (OP)
>OP dick is the same size erect as flacid
LMAO
Anonymous United States No.23247749
>>23247734
Average means there's is a SHITLOAD of men who are smaller than 5.5 inches. Likely more than half if you account for how most men are likely larger than 3" to at least reach a fold to reproduce and there are men double that size in length. Meaning the actual center point median length is much shorter than 5".
Anonymous United States No.23247750
>>23247722
Hey Brad, knew you were one of us. I hope you are doing shit behind the scenes to solve problems
Anonymous United States No.23247751 >>23247757
>>23247742
>>23247714 (OP)
He's got a grower not a shower
Anonymous United States No.23247752
>>23247745
Kys nigger
Anonymous United States No.23247753 >>23247756
>>23247714 (OP)
That's big for a white guy.
Anonymous Canada No.23247754
>>23247714 (OP)
Can never tell by flacid size.
Anonymous United States No.23247755
>>23247745
You know a lot about penises.
Anonymous United States No.23247756
>>23247753
Nope, it’s average.
Anonymous United States No.23247757
>>23247751
Because he isn't a smooth brained barbarian
Anonymous Unknown No.23247758 >>23247782
>>23247714 (OP)
Looks normal size to me.
Anonymous United States No.23247759 >>23247778 >>23247787
>>23247718

Nice, anon. I got the reference.
Anonymous Croatia No.23247760 >>23247769 >>23247787
>>23247730
I have 7.5 inch and being told I have to constantly avoid going balls deep is annoying
Anonymous United States No.23247761 >>23247765
>>23247718
shrinkage!
Anonymous United States No.23247762 >>23247779
>>23247723

fr, i didn't even know about the grower vs shower 'debate' until I was older. I lived for many years thinking I had a small dick but I don't. It's actually pretty average, and rather girthy.

People like to make fun of statues w\ guys small flaccid teenis but those warriors were likely at least 6 inches hard and had no issue laying pipe.
Anonymous United States No.23247763 >>23247771
>>23247714 (OP)


Richard Gere has a micropenis but he's fucked probably hundreds of women in his life. If you are that good-looking, cock size is not important.
Anonymous Romania No.23247764 >>23247781
>>23247721
I'm gay and i don't like cocks
Checkmate libtard
Anonymous United States No.23247765
>>23247761
based, and checked.

>im an architect :)
Anonymous Unknown No.23247766
>>23247714 (OP)
When I'm flacid, I'm smaller than that
And my dick is about 7 inches.
I think he's packing
Anonymous Portugal No.23247767
>>23247714 (OP)
OP is probably one of those unhealthy obeasts who can never really get hard, just a semi the same size as flacid. Do some cardio and stop drinking
Anonymous Canada No.23247768
>>23247744
why did all the white guys had to have dicklets and why do the non-whites have semi?

what was the director getting at?
Anonymous United States No.23247769
>>23247760
>annoying
I find it empowering when women struggle to handle it. Imagine what it would feel like to have a wimpy ass micropenis fucking a chick.
Anonymous Canada No.23247770
>>23247714 (OP)
6 inches by 5 inches girth is above average.
Anonymous United States No.23247771 >>23253893
>>23247763
what does his penis smell like
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23247772
>>23247714 (OP)
It's bigger than mine
Mine's that big when it is in final form
Anonymous United States No.23247773
>>23247714 (OP)
Juliette Lewis publicly said he had a small dick after they broke up.
Anonymous United States No.23247774
>>23247718
Underrated post.
Anonymous Belgium No.23247775
>>23247714 (OP)
Having a small penis is ok, it simply means more spiritually advanced

Brad pitt is an aryan
Anonymous Russian Federation No.23247776
Faggot thread
Anonymous Romania No.23247777 >>23247783
>>23247744
Source?
Anonymous Argentina No.23247778 >>23247787
>>23247759
damn. is that size uncomfortable for girls?

Im 9 inch, not lying. what shall I do then?
Anonymous Canada No.23247779
>>23247762
This. I look like a Roman statue and I am over 6 inches hard.

6 inches is all you need to get the job done
Anonymous Canada No.23247780 >>23247785
>>23247714 (OP)
>5-6 inches

>has a small penis

?
Anonymous United States No.23247781
>>23247764
>I'm gay and i don't like cocks
Doubt
Anonymous Canada No.23247782 >>23247789 >>23247791 >>23247792 >>23248051
>>23247758
Sorry but the black queens on lipstick alley have spoken
https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/shania-twain-song-that-dont-impress-me-much-was-inspired-by-nude-brad-pitt-pics.1238406/#post-32184082
Anonymous France No.23247783
>>23247777
It's from a documentary about John Cena's life, I don't remember the name
Anonymous Ukraine No.23247784
>>23247714 (OP)
That's a normal penis. Although a cutfag.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.23247785
>>23247780
OP is obsessed with being gaped by monster BBC
Anonymous United States No.23247786
>>23247744
Smallest dick is the Asian guy from The Hangover.
Anonymous Argentina No.23247787
>>23247759
fuck I'm such an asshole.

>>23247760
>>23247778
see:
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23247788
Complete demoralisation thread. Us lads need to be more supportive of each other (gay). His dick is fine probably 6-7 inches erect which would satisfy 95% of women.

My dick looks pretty much exactly like that when soft, I’ve banged about 15 chicks and pretty much every single one of them has complimented my penis. I even had a couple of ouch you’re too bigs (from behind with the right angle)
My dick is 7 inch on the dot and it’s
always done me very well.
Get out more and watch less porn.

If only my face looked like brad Pitt…
Anonymous United States No.23247789
>>23247782
This is why white feminists are such scum, because they're spiritual niggers.
Anonymous United States No.23247790
>>23247714 (OP)
Damn, OP is a massive faggot
Anonymous Canada No.23247791
>>23247782
Women are retarded they are judging him on his soft size
Anonymous Canada No.23247792
>>23247782
https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/keanu-reeves-vs-brad-pitt.3237019/page-2#post-54912776
Anonymous Unknown No.23247793
>>23247714 (OP)
Just ytboi things...
Anonymous (ID: k5xdslxg) France No.23248032
Why won't mods let us discuss cocks in peace
Anonymous (ID: uv7qn0Oo) United Kingdom No.23248051
>>23247782
Mate you’re literally reaching so bad here. Some hoe with like 50000 posts on a forum is not a normal woman. Get out more.
Also women have terrible spatial sensibility, they can’t understand long distances, focal lengths, wide angle lenses, or having your face really close to a dick. I also suspect that many of them only ever interact with semi erect penises, certainly when I sleep with a women she ain’t never seeing my completely soft dick until like 6 months into the relationship
Anonymous (ID: RqH7mxA3) United States No.23248062
>>23247714 (OP)
It's fucked up how a woman can so easily improve her tits and ass with simple surgery but there is nothing a man can do for his dick. Any woman can be Angelina Jolie but even Brad fucking Pitt cannot change his penis. Imagine what a huge confidence boost it would be if the average guy could stretch out pussies and annihilate g-spots for only a few thousand dollars.
Anonymous (ID: CWKD4zaB) Brazil No.23248374
>>23247714 (OP)
Greek intelectual.
Anonymous (ID: jLwzwHCM) Germany No.23250029
>>23247714 (OP)
>small
that's a normal penis and you are a femoid for not knowing this
Anonymous (ID: fIvruqAF) Canada No.23250642
why does no one makes threads about my small penis
Gon !!yyw7PihNvYM (ID: zr0sRWWk) United Kingdom No.23250700
A vagina only feels 3 inches.
Anonymous (ID: hxq23iIb) United States No.23253893
>>23247771
gerbil
Anonymous (ID: 2Jzj3MKp) United States No.23254070 >>23255554
>>23247714 (OP)
At least he's a show-er. Put yourself in my shoes. When flaccid, it looks like a scared acorn. When hard it's nearly 8" long and 6.5" in girth. The logistics of getting hard before the reveal can be a pain in the ass. God has a really cute sense of humor.
Anonymous (ID: 1euqM90w) Russian Federation No.23254082
of course a fucking italian posted this shit ass thread
Anonymous (ID: RqH7mxA3) United States No.23255554
>>23254070
He might pump. Have you looked into it?