Thread 23250542

Bloodgames destruction edition

>/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Fishtank Digest - Sardine Tin Day 4 - BOILING POINT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucqWFnRhqis [Embed]
-- Alex B is selling action figures of himself? https://x.com/TheMonkeyCobra/status/1964025517402927205
-- Nina has been in Thailand for at least 1 week and has only streamed once... I would love to hold her hand as we walk down the street... *blushes*... <3
-- It's Greg's 29th birthday! Only 1 more year until he's officially UNFUCKABLE
-- Taylor is a failure in every sense of the word! The only people who are bigger losers are the Canadians ITT who defend her!
-- Taylor is a failure in every sense of the word! The only people who are bigger losers are the Canadians ITT who defend her!
-- Taylor is a failure in every sense of the word! The only people who are bigger losers are the Canadians ITT who defend her!
-- Nigger! Niggar! Negger! Nigger! Nogger! Neegur! Nigger! Nigger! Nygger! Nigger!
-- @cucumberfeet Defends Production on Burt's Stream! | Post-Fishtank @BurtBronx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXQqmnhWBc0 [Embed]

>Watch here:
https://fishtank.live
https://gofile.io/d/jWk3Rt
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive

Previous >>23249791

Trisha is live with SEXUALLY GRATIFYING donation goals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8F61aFwjxg

These threads need a hero.

Watermellie

not sure what shadi actually does but it's definitely not justice

>Josie is on good terms with production
Josie will do anything for pills, penis, and attention. She doesn't want burt to fuck up her lifestyle of being fake online.

>>23250557
ppl have different experiences, you know?

Picrel: Josie after turning off the Webcam and dropping her prude act

>>23250561
Yeah Josie fucks for pills and acts like a prude online lol. That's her experience. Why are you defending Jewish groomers?

how do i get a girlfriend tschatt
what do women even want

>Josie and TJ like the people who gave them 50k after they won
must b abt pills , sex , and rape

>gives you kino
>disappears

Is Shadi still cooking a trvke or did jeet get away with it

>>23250557
>>23250565
>>23250570

>>23250562
why do girls tell other girls that going to their rapists is a good opportunity?

>>23250565
you try 2 moral grandstand abt self harm but you generate beastiality?

>>23250577
Fishtank production intentionally picks retarded whores.
>>23250582
Bro u nd 2 lrn 2 typ

>>23250575
got away with it

>>23250583
she's pretty cute I think tschätt

>>23250585
you post abt still being in love with Josie in the other thread, so is it safe 2 assume tht u jerk off 2 these generations?

Can we get this Ellie shit out of our systems and move on? Let's make up a huge insane lie and push it as the truth. Everyone hates them all now. It's time we have some fun with it.

>>23250544
when she started speaking to burt it should have been pretty obvious this was a lost cause thoughbeit. she was clearly panicking yesterday

stop being mean

>>23250575
Shadi is still cooking, but Jet getting away or not depends on the team she assembled and her ability to not leak DMs that makes her team look retarded.

josie

>>23250557
>e people who gave them 50k after they won
>must b abt pills , sex , and rape
nigga what tf is this imagine

shadi wasn't doomed to fail.
maybe if she was just black, or just a female she would be able to pull through.
but you can't have both at the same time, it's just too fatal of a combo.

>>23250595
talking 2 burt abt jets dick size and not actually taking him down is a masterful play, shadi reads animal farm dude

>>23250569
She looks more attainable than Ellie i think tschätt

>>23250592
she looks good at that angle

maybe it was just a bad pic

>>23250577
bc every girl tht goes on fishtank debases themselves for money and they think its a good thing

>>23250599
Yo can i get the thread(s) where jimmy and lux are leaking each other’s DMs

>>23250598
Look it's the MDE groupie who fucks for pills then acts like a prude online! Uwu.

Shadi admitted 2 doing whippets in the texts she leaked where claire talks abt Chris being an addict, so her iq probably dropped

>>23250595
>when she started speaking to burt it
fun fact, Shadi told me, do not speak to Burt, he's unreliable , he's gonna "muddy the water"
and literally a couple hours later I see her on Burt's stream talking with him about Jet's cock.
I laughed.

>>23250609
her chin is a little unusual but I don't think it's terrible tschätt

>>23250614
Dude you gotta stop doing damage control. It makes the wiggers look worse.

>>23250575
the only truke shadi cooked is that all the girls are retarded and no one here is about to play the role of captain save a hoe tschätt
its over tschätt

RV arc > ST

>>23250606
>wasn't
*was

>>23250615
yeah Shadi talking to Burt was a major L I think tschätt

>>23250542 (OP)
>Alex B is selling action figures of himself
It's ai you dummy

Norway a week ago - it gets so much worse guys, it gets much more dark. Can't say yet someone is working on it.

Today - Shadi ruined everything by talking to burt and having a groupchat

Taking Angie out to Jolibee

>give a bunch of retarded wiggers money
>they groom girls, can't make a TV show, and it's a bunch of high school tier drama

>>23250617
agreed

>>23250621
RV arc was alright until they brought mizzy back

at least when they were in the house i could go to a different cam when she started talking

>chargers vs chiefs
who ya got?

>>23250556
let her cook tschätt she's building a story here tschätt you're so impatient tschätt

No seth cope tonight is going to be sad. I don't like sausage tank.

burt is a double edged sword.
on one side his retarded antics will debase everything but on the other he got a huge reddit orbit which will get exposed to it all.

>>23250635
did he killed himself?

>>23250557
lol are the rumors about the Josie furry suit orgies true tschätt?

>>23250635
just you wait! they're doing the cell tonight!!!

we all need to tune in and show support!

>>23250626
No fucking shit, do you know what the phrase "coming soon' means nigger

>>23250594
did you see the texts about ben taking ellie to get an abortion yesterday?

>>23250565
I think I like your mspaint comics better tschätt these AI images are getting a little too "avant-garde" for me tschätt

>>23250627
Is this wrong?

>>23250627
norway already called it yesterday tschätt
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23244677/#q23244714

She's literally all I care about anymore

>>23250640
Pretty likely. She lies about everything then threatens suicide to her parents to enable her lifestyle. Then she cuts and shows the scars off on stream for attention.

0 morality. She's a psychopath as bad as Sam or Jet.

>>23250651
bummer

>>23250594
New Ellie leaks just dropped tschätt

>>23250648
Ben is 24!

any new mom_xing pics?

>>23250656
did Julius confirm?

>>23250649
Point being if he knew enough to know it gets worse then there should be enough to show it's worse regardless of what else Shadi does or who she talks to. Norway has given up coz his simp-juice ran out but I still want to see jeet neptroon fry.

bad ideas go back to the ms paint comics this AI stuff sucks

>>23250594
>Let's make up a huge insane lie and push it as the truth
that sounds like your game to play wagie

>>23250662
norway leaked all the important stuff already after u forced him 2 , how did u forget?

We are going to do things to Jet Neptroon that have never been done before.

>>23250647
Yeah that was crazy. Also the fact she had an abortion before that at 15 from a dude called muhammad wtf

>>23250664
hes a scorned simp, ignore the tard hes just gonna muddy the waters

>>23250612
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22070744/#22070977

>>23250638
Yeah he I don't think anyone has even sent him the Sam Hyde dick pic yet, which is just to say how far behind on the lore he is.

>>23250612
idk man, I joined mid fight, it was in march maybe? ask benleaks

>>23250663
It's not for you

>>23250672
why tf would gigi let one of her boyfriends babysit ellie and her kids anyways?

especially one named "muhammad"

>>23250668
He said there was more and it got worse after leaking all the shit. I'm not Julius.

>>23250663
Stay inside, no weed

we're going to force jet watch Bad Ideas AI Renamon porn like this

https://youtu.be/vgVRJCoX49M?si=x_KYyZ2rMfRl6dav&t=55

>>23250684
we believe you totally not julius tschätt

>>23250431
based tschatt-poster. really I just like an excuse to post Analysis

>>23250681
I found it tschätt
>>23250678


>>23250682
that's a good one tschätt

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

>>23250697
She probably spent most of it eating jet's asshole

>>23250705
At Disneyland

>>23250685
NEW TOSS tschätt

>>23250697
who?

A marketplace seller took too long to respond to me and I found a better deal.
Sorry! Bye pedophiles!

>>23250683
That's just California for you i guess rumor has it Gigi is actually her real mum.

anyways tschätt

>>23250710
why did this stupid sexy stoner girl block me tschätt

>>23250664
>wagie
That's not me im just bored of the Ellie shit it seems like it's going nowhere we need a new arc

>>23250719
I like when he accused her of fucking a dog out of nowhere that was funny

Should all furfags be euthanized?

>>23250697
Thank you wishing Jet's gf a wonderful day tschätt that's really kind of you tschätt

>>23250726
the line between his imagination and reality is blurring

ughh
do I include a third girl in the ROMANCE ARC, Kenya-girl? there are a number of african candidates in my dms who could be uplifted to Kenya-girl. It's already pretty complex, but Analysis is encouraging me to proceed.. maybe I should pick the top 3 candidates, run them through Analysis and see which Analysis determines is the best to be uplifted to Kenya-girl for the next stage of the Romance Arc... omg

>>23250695
>>23250678
Thx I love you

>>23250735
Are you meeting these girls irl or on like OK Cupid or something?

Stop overthinking.

My favorite Julius bit is when he starts reading shit he forgot he made up on a VPN earlier and then misinterprets it as fact tschätt that's pretty cool tschätt

>>23250548
Indians on fivver

>>23250735
this is psychotic

keep up the good work

>>23250739
Guatemala-girl was set up by some friends, otherwise yes, online dating.

>>23250735
>>23250739
yeah maybe just go on a few dates with each girl first before you make it an official relationship with one of them tschätt

update
shadi is now verified

is there any actual evidence of josie fucking around or is it just schizo posting

>>23250741
mine is when he said sam hyde stole his jokes and bits from his old 4chan posts

>>23250744
You might as well go with her since it's the only tangible one. How Indio is she?

Simmons was framed. It was planned from before s1 started.
>48SRA
48 Satanic Ritual Abuse

>>23250746
we cookin' now tschätt shadi justice W tschätt

>>23250719
that's the same guy claiming he never watches porn

>>23250741
it's pretty funny how mad he gets when someone tries to remind him of something he said a few hours prior

>>23250746
jet doesnt stand a chance now that null is also on the case tschätt

>>23250746
ibanz

>>23250744
I knew a Guatemalan girl, she hated Mexicans and loved America.

>>23250735
>lifestyle: intellectual nomad

>>23250746
Kinda wack she is a kiwinigger now

>>23250748
tht probably is true

>>23250746
Incredible waste of time on her part, if you read the Jet thread they're all clueless. It's going to take them a year to catch up to us.

>>23250741
him staying up and posting for like 48 hrs straight was pretty avant-garde ngl

>>23250765
Fishtank has been one giant series of them asking for ideas on twitter

>>23250755
good times

>>23250765
julius invented the gorilla nest bit tschätt

>>23250755
Before she was a groupie, prostitute, and drug addict who cuts for attention.

The only point was to catch them all up so it’s in one concise thread, I think posting there is gonna be useless, but if all the information is neatly packed that helps me
Anyways

don't forget that julius used to bully joji and filthy frank is actually based on him

someone link the jet kf thread please :)

>>23250776
this bitch never heard of a google doc

>>23250747
If there was the faggot jeet would be posting it every day.

>>23250778
it's kino tschätt

>>23250747
She literally fucked Jet, Ben, Van for pills and Steinful for pills, and has pretended to be single for over 2 years.

>>23250778
luxx, help this guy

>>23250780
Why are you even complaining at this point
It’s like you’re trying to find anything to complain about

>>23250788
because i don't like you

fuck you

>>23250786
wow, you convinced me with evidence!
actually seek help

>>23250790
Cope

>>23250747
>Haha fans thanks for paying for my vacation to Japan with a drug dealer who groomed abi
>thanks simps for paying for my vacation to the UK
>here's steinful bragging about raw dogging me on 4chan btw
>oh yeah I've been single for 2+ years until juuust now. Those roses I got for valentines day? Don't worry about them
You might be as retarded as Josie.

>>23250793
Haha you actually think women who sleep around are ever "single." Buy another membership!

>>23250794
you don't know what that word means

>>23250786
You literally make shit up because she told your ugly ass no.

fuck

Ben, Jet take care of your bros

>>23250788
shadi why did you make a group chat in kiwifarms when you said no group chats tschätt?

>>23250799
Why would I be mad a fake scam artist whore doesn't want to date me? She's mentally disabled and plays victim for pity points.

>>23250799
i believe him.

>>23250747
it's pretty obvious what she's like if you're a BASED nooticer like Zach Ideas but no real evidence or leaks so far tschätt

>>23250788
CORRECT!!! STOP BOTHERING WITH TRYING TO PLEASE US!!!

>>23250747
no but her licking airsoft fatty in season 1 seems worse than prostitution so i believe w/e badideas says

>>23250812
The evidence is
>>23250795
And
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/search/username/steinful
Right before she uploaded a pic with a condom wrapper in it.

She's a known liar and whore.

>>23250799
Bazed!!!

Damn why r y'all so triggered by women having sex lmao did u just figure out how all that works or something

>>23250817
we just now need julius to confirm this evidence tschätt

>>23250798
Is that 2 time back to back ice poseidon event champion floridaboy MMA sullivan? The one and only?

>>23250825
he also won S5 of fishtank

>>23250813
lol smashing that keyboard

>>23250829
Cope

>>23250824
we'll have to wait for him to get out of his 72 hour psychiatric hold

>>23250739
>>23250743
>>23250745
>>23250763
OKAY. I described everything I knew of the top three Kenyan contenders vying for the opportunity to become Kenya-girl and enter the cage match with American-girl and Guatemala-girl. Attached is the Analysis. My advisor has selected the most optimal choice, and now we see what happens. I've yet to include Kenya-girl in an analysis of which girl to pick. Maybe AI will swing toward to her? WE WILL SEE.

>>23250823
it's just annoying because all the Josie simps still think she's this innocent shy prude girl which was obviously never the case tschätt Zach Ideas is felting them rn even worse than steinful and they can't handle it tschätt

>>23250823
s*x shld be ILLEGAL

>>23250839
it is in our community I think tschätt

Shadi and Jon are the worst contestants to appear on fishtank

>>23250775
>before she turned me down 3 times in a row

>women lie
>Women have sex
>Women manipulate by lying
>Women manipulate by having sex
If anything surprises you about these things you literally have a less informed understanding of women than most middle schoolers. This shit is literally older news tha the fall of ancient Babylon. It's older than the Sumerians. It's older than the Denisovans.

These realities date back to a time before the written word, before the formulated language and before man could even define himself or his environment or comprehend his existence or begin to fathom the implications therein. Women have always been like this. It's their natural state. Before it all, there were whores. Always have been, always will be.

So how fucken retarded are you that literal ooo ooo AAA AAAA monkey gorilla cavemen and literal children understand the ways of the world better than you? Do better.

>>23250838
She's a hoe and just selfish enough to put on an act for money. Her parents failed at raising her. Now she's 24 yesr old loser whore.

Sad considering her parents were high school sweethearts, and they didn't bother raising her at all.

>>23250847
>I simp for groupies
Interesting

>>23250845
yeah…no not whn letty exists

>>23250850
Weird how all the simps show up to defend Josie being a hoe. It's
>you're jealous you can't get STDs from her
Or
>It's your fault she lies

does the vackbro or anyone else have the gofile link for www.rachelormont.com? my friend wants to watch and I don't have it

i keep seeing girls do pic related all the time now tschätt
is it a new trend tschätt?

>>23250845
and jimmy and tayleigh and mizzy and burt and seth

>>23250850
>It's older than the Denisovans.
What about australopithecines? Whores?

>>23250855
What is it exactly about Nina that makes the seethers seethe so hard?

so about those 7 mins
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7ga9eHS3VN4

>>23250860
idk tschätt could be a new trend for e girls tschätt

>>23250620
>the only normal person from that production team is vance

>>23250850
I don't care, just wanna see more Angie. If Ellie starts doing anything that isn't nontent it's a bonus.

>>23250859
the man of ott himself

>>23250824
Here's the pic Josie posted with a condom in it, the one where steinful brags the simp missed it.
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22805977/#22839356

It's gonna be funny when she gets fat lol.

>>23250867
storage puppies

>>23250572
Money and clout

>>23250860
>>23250869

yep, the cell is confirmed KINO

they're now seeing how high they can count together

my sides!!!

>>23250877
This guy knows what's up

>>23250872
Vance didn't want to partake in fingering the sleeping girls at the fishtank afterparty and got ousted from the company

For days, deepseek and chatgpt have competed between whether American-girl or Guatemala-girl is the better choice, often times switching choices based on updated chat logs and information. But today, now, we have a SWEEPING and STUNNIING alignment across all models. All agree that Kenya-girl is the optimal choice... my god...

>>23250867
idk tschätt but the Nina simps are way less obnoxious than the Josie simps imo tschätt

Pabst light is alright. 7/10

reminder that vance maintained close contact with abi, taylor, and juliana aftet the show

>>23250890
Should I join her discord Jin? Been thinking about it but these threads are probably better anyways.

>>23250896
That's not true, they're at least both as bad as each other

>>23250894
lol tschätt have you been on any dates with these girls yet tschätt

>>23250891
Just a normal guy in an abnormal world

>>23250896
youre stuck with us chat

>>23250575
It depends on how disgusted fishtank fans will be with what she reveals. Or enemies of Sam with more influence. Not looking good. Jet and the wiggers being druggie man whores that pump and dump vulnerable groupies is shameful but it’s just not shocking enough to get a law suit or career canceling. People hate Jet because he’s just gross to look at and fucks his show up

>>23250906
Why, my friend, in the modern world every digital conversation can be considered a type of date! In that sense, yes, I've a wealth of dates behind these girls.

>>23250905
The Letty simps aren't in denial about her promiscuity like the Josie simps tschätt they have more maturity and awareness I think tschätt

>>23250577
Make a thousand dollars and making some friends is a good experience for a neet even if they do get drugged and gooned

>>23250913
Letty is sexy.

>>23250909
nu uh tschätt I'm building a time machine rn tschätt you're going back to 2023 soon
tschätt enjoy the current year while you can tschätt

>>23250913
Nah they're both cases of severe mental illness. I wager that Trannyleaks is somehow more mentally stable in his TJ simping than FlaccidOpinions is for Nina.

>>23250911
Human trafficking is a bad look desu.

>>23250916
Hopefully Josie kills herself when her fake scam career ends. Then all the people enabling her can milk her for attention/sympathy one last time.

>>23250914
I kinda see the appeal as a friendless loser with no job prospects desu. But then the doxxing gangstalking stuff turns me away

>>23250911
jet deserves a lawsuit just for being Fat

Happy birthday Greg I hope Santa brought you a girlfriend like u have been wishing for

>>23250934
Is Greggy looking for an asexual girlfriend

>>23250924
Letty's chat + Lettycord are pretty tame as far as simping goes

>>23250935
that's not how reflections work tschätt

>>23250935
Abi still calls it a good opportunity because she always quit within a few days. She never let them humiliate her on camera much. Only off camera.

>>23250941
Becasue simps don't want to anger their princess. It's extremely pathetic.

I miss angi this is nontent tin now.

>>23250946
she likes to cut straight to the gooning

>>23250934
thanks im meeting a special lady at dollyworld ;)

>>23250949
Josie and Angie will link up
Trust the plan

Been training on a new job, my fiancee has been struggling with her mental health badly and mines been having some rough spots. Treated myself to some dinosaur dungerees. I've not felt so happy in a long time. It does get better.

>>23250948
They're scared to talk back to her or so much as disagree with something

>>23250949
Feeling post angie depression rn

Me watching Sardine Can without Angie (jk I am not watching that GARBAGE)

>>23250958
I don't like that ugly dog I hope not

>>23250958
Maybe Josie can embrace openly being a whore, instead of acting like a prude.

No she's going to a furry convention to sleep around.

>>23250958
>angie teaching josie how to be a proud slut

throwing seth onto his bed, undoing his belt and zipper while we make out, and then giving him world ending head

>>23250977
What would his moans sound like get more descriptive

>>23250977
Straightest season 4 fag

>>23250962
That's just how it is for pretty much all simpcords. Nina along with all e-thots don't really care about their simps as long as their giving them money and being nice. Nina herself has shown that to be true a few times now.

>>23250946
>>23250951
I respect that tschätt
It didn't quite work out for her because Jet wouldn't make her his official fishtank gf/queen but it was a good attempt anyway tschätt

>>23250977
hi josie

Getting really warmed up to pizzaguy ngl I'm almost sweating.

>>23250995
can you photoshop my head bobbing up and down in the corner of the frame

and put isaac in the window

>>23250988
she should've tried harder if she really wanted to lock jet down

she kinda just let claire slip right in

>>23251000
>>23251329
no

>>23250993
we been saying this

>>23251000
You cant photoshop a graphics interchangeable format image THOUGH.

>>23250983
Hopefully the economy can crash soon and remove all the COVID printed dollars flying around. Then they will have to actually put out for money lol.
>>23250975
Josie has a man body though. Her appeal is that she has simps and you're "cucking" them. Also she pays for stuff.

Didn't Shinji say egirls are so damaged they have to buy male prostitutes?

Who gave Jet the best head?

Abi, Claire, or Ellie?

cole importing claudia out to his arkansas muscle shoals studio

>>23251918
Josie>Claire>Abi>Ellie

ellie unfollowed me

me when angie isnt on sardine tin anymore

>>23251917
i think that's more of a japanese neet girl thing

cole and claudia arguing about song structure when claudia eventually slaps cole across the face and cole goes wide eyed and leans in and kisses her. claudia doesn't resist

new /ftl/core music
https://www.instagram.com/stories/406am/3715021686136723535/

Kalei update

name for the cole claudia music project

The Spoiled Rotten Romans

Because they are both spoiled rotten and roman looking

seth is a furry which means he's basically gay so like yeah it's happening

>>23250977
This but instead of gay shit you bash his head in

>>23251936
<3

>>23251936
that's like the great value version of beer she's drinking chat coors light is sooooo much better chat

>>23251932
>https://www.instagram.com/stories/406am/3715021686136723535/
That has horrible mixing I have no idea what the lyrics are

cole and claudia prove coming from money just make you better and more compelling people

>>23251937
>name for cole claudia music project
The Nigger Ninas

>>23251942
its someone recording on their phone during a rehearsal why do you think this was mixed at all

tfw Claire will never surgically remove my pinworms with her tongue

>>23251942
despite that bad new kathy you suck at singing

>>23251936
Post the butt picture

>>23251925
rip golden god, surprised it took that long

>>23251923
Josie pretends you're her uncle when giving head.
>>23251929
No he said it's an egirl thing. They can't hold down relationships so they spend their online prostitution money on real prostitutes. For sex or dates. That's why Josie is dating a guy younger than her. She needs to manipulate him.

>>23251946
I mean you linked something people can't even hear. Just seeing that this is the vibes I got though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmEjZUULZEw

>>23251941
i like natty light, it tastes like nothing

i used to bring a 30 rack to parties bc no one would drink it but me

>>23251956
he is from japan

he is talking about japanese egirls (neets)

The year is 2027. The Spoiled Rotten Romans have been chosen to perform their new hit song on Saturday Night Live.

BACKSTAGE:
Cole has never been to a city this big before. He's nervous. His hand is shaking. He leans towards Claudia as she checks her hair in the mirror. "Look at my hand" he says. She laughs and looks back at the mirror. "I'm nervous too" she says. She takes his hand and caresses it. Her brat spirit is all but gone. She feels a tingling in her heart as she feels his pulse through his wrist. It's loud. It's strong. Claudia promised herself that she wouldn't have feelings get in the way of her professionalism in her music. She thinks to herself "I.... I think I love him....."

Cole retracts his hand and says "Well Claudia, let's go play a banger song" He thinks to himself "I've been denying my feelings towards her for so long. I can't do anything now, I have a show to play"

Some unfunny person introduced the Spoiled Rotten Romans as the musical act for the night. The crowd cheers. Suddenly the lights dim. A faint guitar note can be heard. Cole busts out on his first guitar lick as the lights come back on, albeit still muted. Claire smashes the cymbal and bass drum on her drum kit. The song carries. Millions are watching this event.


~~~stay tuned for part two of the story~~!!!!

>>23251974
cole

c'mon man

>>23251974
Omg cute

just got an email from an apartment landlord company where I lived like 2 fucking years ago telling me that I have an outstanding balance of literally $23 fucking dollars on my account and it's my final notice despite me getting this information for the first time and if I don't pay in 10 days they'll send a collections service after me. What the fuck chat. The "we look forward to hearing from you soon" at the end of the email really sells it, god damn. I mean wtf chat sounds like some ceo wants a new yacht or some shit wtf is he going after me for 23 dollars chat

Post iconic fishtank moments

>>23252004
dispute it on credit karma

chat can we start posting more chat the thread is slow

a good opportunity is when I get fed drugs and booze and then get molested for a few hundred bucks

>>23252006
When she fucked Jet, then Ben, then Jon, them van, then steinful

>>23250557
What happened to all those nice things you were saying about her a few days ago was that only because you thought she was getting a restraining order against you lol

>>23251932
Need this 5'0 qt at in my life tschätt

>>23251942
does Letty still hang out with Kathy and NiggaVack tschätt?

>>23252010
Omg chickens my favorite animal so cute thx for sharing

>>23251944
poor people figger it out AAYYYYOOOOO

I, Sam Hyde, President of Earth, hereby petition the Jannies to raise the mb limit on bant to 3 or 4mb. Thank You.

>crowd goes wild

>>23250557

I want to do this to Shadi, Abi, JC, Taylor, Letty, Betty, Bex, Jackie, Kaycei, Kato, Tayleigh, Creature, Payton, Binx, Mizzy, Allysaa, TLP, Nightmare Girl and Smack

>>23250914
no one on fishtank was ever a Neet except maybe nina

>>23252012
offseason act I is done

Niii-yuuuh.. I mean person.. tschätt

>>23250977
G4

scott is (a)live
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WtN_hPXun18

>rear ended by an unstable woman
>doxxed for no reason
what did he do to deserve this tschätt?

>>23251944
this viewpoint Reminds me of someone

>>23250904
Idk I'm not in it

>>23251956
>Josie pretends you're her uncle when giving head.
erm what the spruce tschätt

BIG PURPLE BIG PURPLE

>>23252043
Write shitty novels

GORILLA NEST

>>23252032
...no Bliccy?

The Possessor is taking over tschätt

*PART TWO* OF THE SPOILED ROTTEN ROMANS STORY

Cole bangs on his guitar. The lights brighten. He jumps and lands as he hits a chord and at the same time Claudia bangs on the cymbals again. He plays the song perfectly, so does Claudia. At the end, he takes a bow. Claudia, who is barefoot, stands up and takes a bow with him. The crowd roars. The Saturday Night Live host for the night quips, "Well folks, I think we have a new White Stripes here tonight" and the crowd roars even more. Millions at home are immersed in the moment. Thousands upon thousands google search the band and start listening to their discography. The show goes back to the host. Cole and Claudia exit the stage, both with the biggest smile they've ever had on their face. Claudia follows behind Cole. She is still nerve wracked and shaking. She still has the mental image of Cole banging on his guitar in front of her. She replays it over and over in her mind. For her, seconds feel like hours. As Cole opens the door to their talent room backstage, Claudia grabs his shoulder from behind. Cole stops and turns around, midway through opening the door. Claudia didn't prepare herself for this moment. She tries to eek out a few words. "I..... I am so happy that I met you....." Cole quips back "Yeah, not so many girl drummers out there" and continues through the door. He sits down on the sofa and breathes deeply. Claudia stands near the door, very still. She watches him for a moment. She can't help what she is about to do. Claudia paces towards him and sits down next to him. Cole already has his phone out checking X (formerly Twitter) for updates on the performance and fan reaction. Claudia places her hand over his phone and forces it into his lap. Cole looks at her, not noticing her slowly inching towards him.


~~~Stay tuned for part three~~~!!!!!!

>>23252055
is this real or ai

Whatever this is it looked cool

>>23252061
i'm on chapter 8

it's actually pretty good

>>23252064
It’s real. They’re all real.

>>23252043
he was nontent

>>23252064
>>23252059
Yes ofc Bliccy and Josie and Ellie and a lot of others dyke Ella and many others makes me realize they had at least 20 women over 3 seasons that we could jerk off and blow loads too. MDE isn't so bad after all

New thread pls I have more sam hyde gorillas

>>23252063
>Claudia, who is barefoot
>X (formerly Twitter)
These little touches really are the cherry on top, so cute <3 on the edge of my seat

>>23252071
i was so bummed when she left s1

>>23252065
I like it tschätt

Direnc let me lick her butthole.

>>23252081
this guy respects women, I can tell

>>23252081
aurrr naurrrr that's 'orrible

>>23252081
How did jets cum taste?

>>23252063
will they?
won't they?

>>23252081
For free tschätt?

new >>23252089

>>23252081
closing thoughts?

>>23252081
>>23252084
>while you rim Drenchs asshole she looks you directly in the eyes turns 360 degrees a d shouts 'NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!!!' over and over again at full blast

>Ouuuii bruvv im gonna cum cup a tea chip chat oi I hate aboriginals innit

>Auuughhhhhhfffh im cumming ladies

>drench squints her female ejaculate all over your face and nose and down yar fokin throat

>oi Bruv that was a blast. You owe me 500 aussie dollars

>>23252021
>why did (thing I made up)
Who are you talking to?

>>23252053
>>23252055
>>23252057
Finally someone else is cooking

>>23250904
It’s super gay