Thread 23254592

Why can't modern women cook?

>>23254592 (OP)
fucking disgusting
this is what a real white person eats

Someone needs to bury this cook alive. Thats the most disgusting slop ive seen all day

>>23254593
why are you eating in the dark?

>>23254595
i was watching a mobie

>>23254593
>>23254596
Kys. Fucking ruined eggs and steak if ive seen one. Your steak is fucking burnt dumb cunt. If i were you i would kms

>>23254592 (OP)
>goyslop

>>23254592 (OP)
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DID ALL OF THAT IN THIS RAGEBAIT VIDEO

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!

>>23254597
The steak is cooked fine you fucking retard

>>23254600
No he’s right, it’s burnt.

>>23254596
If you habitually eat lamb shanks that undercooked you’re going to unironically need to take some based paste

>>23254593
Did you not add milk to those eggs?

>>23254601
>for oral use in horses only
>>23254600
>The steak is cooked fine you fucking retard
Enjoy your cancer.

>>23254602
Hes a caveman pretending to know how to cook. He should be shot honestly.

>>23254597
jelly
>>23254601
looks fine to me
>>23254602
mr fancy pants here

>>23254592 (OP)
Because genders aren't segregated and follow the same school curiculum.
Any other retarded questions ?

>>23254605
>berenberg
I might vomit. getting out of this thread.

>>23254607
what the fuck is your problem with beerenberg

>>23254592 (OP)
>tiktok
Kill yourself

>>23254603
Lmao imagine getting cancer and dying because your meat was a little burnt around the edges pathetic your ancestors would be laughing at you for being such a pussy go have a salad you fag ahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>23254605
You act like adding milk to scrambled eggs is some kind of art lol

>>23254592 (OP)
holy fuck i know this is trolling but good job. Im so angry

>>23254610
yeah

>>23254593
Looks disgusting you clearly can't cook.

>>23254592 (OP)
*Why can't modern white women cook?

fixed it for you OP, no problem, please clean the dog's cock for her next time.

>>23254592 (OP)
honestly, instead of memes:
>college, dorms prevents women from learning to cook in critical YA years
>9-5 work schedules for young women post-collge
>lack of steady, long-term relationships (most people don't enjoy cooking unless someone else also eats it)
>Gen X/Boomer mothers that equate cooking with submission
>ease of delivery apps
it basically boils down to the "teenage" childhood years being extended to 23/24 or even longer by universities, and shitty anti-female jew programming amongst their mothers

>>23254592 (OP)
That actually looks like a half decent taco soup. I'd probably enjoy it. At first I thought it was some Indian making shitty curry with all that orange seasoning. Those taco seasoning mixes are always so mild. That is the one case where I will accept a shitskin worthy amount of seasoning.

>>23254604
Why? How does it effect you?

Actually. You seem incapable of controlling your emotions allowing something like this to upset you so much. I think people who are this emotional should be shot and killed.

>>23254593
You've posted this same pic 2500 times you fucking loser

>>23254615
I mean. I lived in college dorms and I know to cook for myself

>>23254609
You are a dumbass. Just because it has a bunch of retarded sholit on there doesnt mean it doesnt also have amazing shit. You will learn the recipe for the best meal of your life on tiktok. You dont need to go to culinary school or read faggot french cookbooks to make great food. That shit is outdated. You can learn the same recipe inbunder a minute with a short video.

>>23254596
mm-mmm, look at all that unrendered fat

gets me a stomach bug just from looking at it

>>23254593
>simultaneously burnt and raw
Turn down the flame a bit Jethro.

>>23254592 (OP)
When is the raccoon added? That's not cajun at all.

>>23254592 (OP)
White men love being fed this slop

>>23254592 (OP)
Lack of beatings

>>23254592 (OP)
they were raised to be girlbosses nor cooks

>>23254621
Some people dont have tastebuds or the ability to judge. They just heard that rare steak is the best thats the hard and fast rule thats what they believe. A good cut can be cooked and it will still.be tender and it will taste a whole lot better than raw meat

>>23254592 (OP)
1pbtid memeflag using tik tok vids as a perspective on reality

With toutube and tiktok nobody should be going off from the advice their parents gave them or whatever dumb wivestale they believe about food. Its never been easier to know how to cook.

>>23254602
That is such a child's way of making scrambled eggs.

>>23254613
okay?
>>23254618
so?
>>23254621
thats just the angle, the fat cap was surprisingly creamy
>>23254622
bruh

>>23254593
Why did you choose to add carcinogens to that meal?

>>23254632
dude shut the fuck up

Because feminism and ssri’s

>>23254612
Lmao you suck at eggs anon

>>23254622
>t. Nigger who can't cook
That steak is in no way raw. It's almost well done, retard. That tiny bit of char on the outside is called sear and it's the best part of a steak, but I'm sure that'd be too complicated for you to understand.

>>23254619
yeah, adult women can also "cook" for themselves, thats part of being alive and able to boil noodles. that doesn't mean they know how to cook like your grandmother or mother does - that is a huge skill gap, OP's video can technically be considered cooking too. white foids are now put in a shitty little room decked out by their parents for 4+ years with no access to a real kitchen/kitchen tools. most women for all of history were already feeding a family, even if it was just them and their husband, between the ages of 18-25.

>>23254633
I am genuinely asking why you would purposely burn the meat. Do you enjoy the flavour of that? Are you a nigger?

>>23254631
kek dude... there is actually too much char on the steak and those eggs are cooked to shit while the onions could have used more time to caramelize. This is actually dog shit and showing this off as an accomplishment is hilarious.

>>23254635
your mom sucks at eggs

>>23254593
>floor tiles
lmao poorfag

>>23254633
Alright. This is the one meal you've posted that doesn't look good to me. Is that meant to be a pizza? I guess it could be personal preference, but that cheese is burnt to hell and back.

>>23254593
Watch your cholesterol their champ.

>>23254638
im a nigga
>>23254639
gimme a break, i was 16 when i cooked it

>>23254639
Agreed, the steak needed a minute or 2 less, the eggs needed half the time, and the onions needed double.
Take the onions way longer, and don't be afraid if you char onions a bit, it's a different kind of burnt that tastes absolutely delicious.

>>23254641
those are wooden floorboards?
>>23254642
i went out skateboarding and forgot about it
>>23254643
i need that cholesterol to support my virile 6'4 frame

>>23254592 (OP)
we are now 4 generations removed from the human information chain whereby traditions were passed down from one generation to the next, be it skilled trades, cooking, religion, etc. it started with industrialization and the boomers are the first gen to be fully and completely raised by the state and industry/capital rather than their forebears.

>>23254645
okay okay, ill definitely keep that in mind

Why bother when doordash exists?

lol everyone roasting each other's perfectly normal and acceptable cooking skills.
all those meals looked pretty good. its just you guys aren't girls that know how to take aesthetic food photos.. which is really the key here.
food photos by normal dudes never look half as good as they probably are in reality

>>23254643
Unironically if you can't eat steak and eggs without your cholesterol blowing up, you have nonwhite genes. Europeans are adapted to consume saturated fat.
>t. <150 TC

>>23254592 (OP)
Is that jeet food?

>>23254644
you need to be 18 to post here, dumb faggot.

>>23254592 (OP)
Amazing. She turned an ok meal into pure garbage just by over seasoning and dumping nacho cheese on it. If not for that, it could have been an ok poverty meal.

>>23254593
White eat fried eggs. And they don't burn them.

>>23254592 (OP)
>cooking dinner for my blue collar husband
This type of ragebait is by far my favorite.

>>23254593
Those eggs are 4 minutes overcooked.

>>23254646
Stop posting your shit fucking food stamp adventures.

>>23254592 (OP)
women are stupid, cook your own meals. i learned how to cook as a kid, men are better cooks.

>>23254592 (OP)

TRASH THREAD APPLLY AT JOBS.NOW

>>23254650
so true
im even the only one posting their own homecooking itt, as far as i know everyone else eats frozen chicken nuggets and chips that their mums heat up for them
>>23254653
im 20 now

>>23254662
Joe, are you still in Florida nigga or no?

>>23254655
i wouldnt even rape her for that, abominable

Another second went by and another anti-woman incel thread was created

>>23254592 (OP)
you want to know a secret? women could never cook. the reason why older generations of women all cook is because they grew up expected to. but the fact that mostly women did the cooking, does not mean it was good or even edible. most people knew their moms food sucked but it was what they had to eat.

>>23254663
im going down to shoot my lady
caught her messin around messin around with another man, yeaah

>>23254664
How about something else?

>>23254655
Jesus H Christ! That bitch ruined a perfectly good meal just by handling the food like a jeet. She never washed her fucking hands either. Just spreading that nacho cheese on every jar, can, bag, utensil, and surface she touched. Nasty cunt.

>>23254668
i cant even

>>23254597
It's grilled, retard. The chance of getting cancer from those tiny burn marks are smaller than drinking tap water.

>>23254662
What a cute kitty
he wants to eat egg

>>23254592 (OP)
>memeflaggot OP
>irrelevant time wasting question
I feel like this is a 1pbtid thread but i'm too lazy to check

>>23254668
Those are a 100% rage bait for views.

>>23254670
You're being picky, anon.
>>23254674
A woman doing something for attention? Wow.

>>23254668
Why would she turn perfectly good noodles into shitty egg noodles...? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU USE EGG NOODLES FOR SPAGHETTI IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

>>23254671
i cant even go back to panfrying steaks, charcoal bbq is infinitely better
>>23254672
hes a heckin chonker
once he ate 3 slices of pizza i left on the counter after i passed out trying to eat three loaded full sized pizzas

>>23254668
>Americans

>>23254593
My steak and eggs mogs yours

>>23254676
americans cant cook
they feed on KFC and hotpockets for their meal

>>23254677
Based chungus, is that bad for cats? I always forget what animals are not allowed to eat...

>>23254592 (OP)
>Memeflag
>1pbtid
Lol

>>23254683
Would you rather eat out, instead?

>>23254681
no clue what little shithead cats can't eat but dogs can't eat grapes, raisins, onions, or chocolate
maybe there's more idk my dogs all died of old age/euthanasia/getting hit by a car (husky are retards desu)

>>23254677
Have you tried pan frying in cast iron? You get such a beautiful sear on it that way. The trouble is finding a good quality skillet that is thick enough. They don't make them like that anymore.

>>23254593
How is your steak at the same time charred and undercooked

>>23254679
>paper plate
>shit sear
>lack of pepper on eggs
do better

>>23254685
I see, do you leave your cat alone for a couple of days? I really want to get a can but some of the weekends I'm not home, can you leave a cat, will it get mad and trash everything.

>>23254643
Cholesterol and salt intake is bad is a myth made by dirty kikes.

>>23254676
ikr, i thought she was actually going somewhere with that at the start
>>23254679
would steal from you/10
>>23254681
probably
if it makes you feel any better i feed my pets very well, every month i buy 10kgs of chicken, pull out a couple kgs of organs and solid fat outta my freezer then cube it all and store in tupperware
heres a little snack platter i made for him :3

>>23254679
Paper plate no class nigger.

>>23254592 (OP)
i WISH i had a husband to cook for. i also WISH i was a woman

>>23254687
Because you eat steak like a nigger. The inside should still be pink, not brown like your shitty skin tone.

>>23254689
i haven't had a cat in years but our old cat was fine to be left home for a weekend if it wasn't too often. she was never one to destroy shit though to begin with
>>23254693
as a bong you're spiritually a woman so at least you're halfway there, faggot

>>23254687
500 F/260 C grilled
2 minutes each side.
I know people who do that

>>23254684
>israeli cuisine
>>23254686
yeah but every cast iron i buy fucks me over on the first steak, ive given up by now
mostly use stainless steel nowadays
>>23254687
idk

>>23254691
Nice, yeah I've heard kibbles and cat foor is bad for them. That question>>23254689
was also for you.
>>23254695
Well sometimes I'm not home every weekend, but If I buy a young kitty it would probably suck to leave it alone.

>>23254666
My grand mother and mother can cook just fine.
People who unironicaly make those kind of sloppa just inherited that skill issue it from their shity family.

>>23254593
>>23254596
>>23254631
>>23254679
Steak just doesn't do it any more for me lads, unless I'm paying for one at a good restaurant. The more unique the experience the better.
I just prefer a roasted pork chop (almost desiccated) or air-fried diced chicken breast (tossed in olive oil + worcestershire sauce + salt/pepper) these days.

>>23254698
yeah i knew a woman who fed her cat only kibble
poor critter had kidney problems at age 10 and had to be euthanized :(
i have a pretty big garden and leave the backdoor open when im out so my kitties have a lot of freedom and dont need litterboxes

>>23254695
>you're spiritually a woman
omg thanks. i want to make you a nice big homemade pot of soup with homemade crusty bread
or maybe a steak? i'm not really sure what american men like to eat but i want to cook it for you

>>23254700
damn i havent had pork chops for a long time
whats your recipe

>>23254592 (OP)
>modern women
*amerilard women

>>23254701
I live in an apartment, maybe I'll get a cat and leave it to my brother to watch it on the weekends. I love cats but I used to live with someone who was severely alergic.

>>23254705
had a russian friend back in highschool, he was allergic and had 7 cats, half strays kek

>>23254592 (OP)
>ruins an entire generation of women

>>23254699
I noticed poor people over here put obese-tier sauce on everything.
Mayo on fries, pepper "sauce" on steak, etc.

damn i had a really nice pic of my kitties playing outside in the garden with a neighbourhood tomcat
cant find it on my phone anywhere

>>23254593
What’s that centerpiece? Looks sick

>>23254592 (OP)
>Disgusting canned goy slop.
Most women can’t cook because feminism taught them that it’s demeaning for women.

I’ve dated so many entitled bitches that were proud of their inability to cook. “Oh, I don’t cook. I just order food.” Fuckin annoying.

All my guy friends can cook well. I grew up cooking in restaurants and I’m very very good in the kitchen.

An adult human should have a wide skill set.

>>23254592 (OP)
>Why can't modern women cook?
women could never cook. they would just make what you told them to cook, and then they would fuck it up every time, so you beat them, and they got a little better, but it was still a little wrong, so if they did a little better instead of beating them, you would beat up that pussy and cum hard inside.

>>23254707
crockpots insist on themselves

>>23254593
actually this is what a real white man eats

>>23254706
How? With medication?

>>23254710
i was gifted it by a friend
i havent seen him since 2023 unf

>>23254593
Your steak was too cold when you started cooking it. Let it warm up to room temp first. It will cook more evenly.

t. ex chef

dumping my aryan cuisine

>>23254614
Faggot

>>23254714
dude thats fucking esculent, nice mushroom sauce
>yoghurt, dill
all thats missing is some cottage cheese
>>23254715
nah he just copped it kek

love being white

>>23254720
Interesting.

made some paprikash, debateably a white meal.
hungarians give me steppe nigger vibes

>>23254616
> Those taco seasoning mixes are always so mild. That is the one case where I will accept a shitskin worthy amount of seasoning.
This is correct.
Onions should have gone in first to be browned.
Stop fuckin cooking in teflon.

>>23254703
Season with salt, pepper and sage and chuck them in non-preheated oven for 50-60 mins at 200C, or at least until the meat looks seared and the fat has crisped up.
I love dry as fuck pork chops where the fat breaks down to gelatin and carries all that flavour.

>>23254717
actually no, i remember the sausage fat dripped and stoked the coals burning the fuck outta my steak
but yes that is the usual cause
>>23254718
yum
>>23254721
same, nice sghetti

>>23254622
>simultaneously burnt and raw
>Turn down the flame a bit Jethro
No. Warm the steak to room temp before cooking. It was too cold at start.

made chili cheese dogs with cole slaw and a schizotypal hitlerian esoteric salad for my playthrough of sonic x shadow generations
looks messy but was phenomenal

Rate my burger bros.

just a quick luscious breakfast

>>23254722
he was a lil bit asthmatic though, not the first pick for team sports
>>23254723
hearty af
>>23254725
cheers cunt
mouthwatering description

Anybody Has that stupid bitch that washed her cooked meat because IT has icky juices in it?

>>23254592 (OP)
I'm getting the shits just watching that disgusting shit.

>>23254728
i need to make friends with you asap
>>23254729
burger looks perfectly done bro, chips too
double those portions though lol

>>23254730
Those tomatoes look good. And you seasoned them, based.

>>23254592 (OP)
Shitty cooking has become an entire sub-genre of rage bait content.

>>23254593
You burned your scrambied eggs, faggot.

>>23254637
> yeah, adult women can also "cook" for themselves, thats part of being alive and able to boil noodles
I dated a hot 20 year old that couldn’t make boxed Mac and cheese. She tried one time and didn’t understand draining the noodles. She boiled water, added the noodles, butter, and cheese powder to the boiling water. Then couldn’t understand why it wasn’t like the picture on the box.

She was smoking hot though.

No matter how hot the girl is, someone, somewhere is tired of their shit.

>>23254730
breakfast of moms

>>23254737
dilate

>>23254592 (OP)
Alternatively titled...
>Why am I a fatass?!?

>>23254729
sexy nice bun, good vegetable placement, cheese looks like a cheddar or cheddar-like, will give bonus points for american-style emulsifier added cheese product

8/10, can't give higher unless I taste it, but that is an archetypal burger

picrel is my borgir (DONT LOOK AT THE ONE I FORGOT TO MELT THE FUCKING AMERICAN ON AAAAA IM GOING INSANE NIGGER MAN)

>>23254592 (OP)
DISGUSTING, VILE, CATALOG CLUTTERING MEMEFLAGGOT SCUM

Anyway I blame the canned food industry in the 40s, they got really good at making shelf-stable shit and wanted to keep selling it postwar. That's why the 50s were rife with spam and jello abominations, canned atrocities and advertisements extolling the virtues of "convenient cooking".
It was just marketing all along, and it severed the legacy of cooking several generations ago. That's why.

NOW FUCK OFF, FILTHY MEMEFLAGGOT SPAMMING CUNT

>>23254742
its ogre

>>23254627
I've had hundreds of different steaks prepared by different professionals.
Rare is best. You're just a faggot who like overcooked meat because it reminds you of your father's cock in your mouth.

>>23254651
> Europeans are adapted to consume saturated fat.
German-Scot here. I switched to tallow and lard and my cholesterol dropped.

Seed oils are shit.

>>23254593
I like my home made subs.
Steak, onions, mushrooms, cheese.
Then a bit of tomatoes and salad, with an olive oil, balsamic vinegar and oregano sauce.

>>23254735
I always season my tomatoes. I think I'm just doing it bc of cooking-show-faggotry, but the placebo makes me feel like it makes the tomato juicier? idk, I feel like an npc for seasoning them lmfao

>>23254592 (OP)
this looks positively ethnic

>>23254655
She goes to the camp first.

>>23254592 (OP)
>Why can't modern women cook?
jews

>>23254734
Thanks, my pig pan was occupied and I had to make the fries in small batches in a smaller one.
>>23254742
Thank man, it was american style emulsified cheese - it's the only cheese good for burgers!
Nice burgers you have also, would.

>>23254752
>my pig pan
lol
My big pan*

>>23254593
based. steak and eggs are on point

>>23254724
Spot on about the onions. She also put the meat in frozen. Maybe that evens out the cooking times in some twisted way.
My kitchen is nothing but cast iron, old magnalite, and borosilicate PYREX. Looks exactly the same as my grandparents'. Teflon is poison.

>>23254747
based as fuck and relatable
i feel like theres a point in everyones life where theyre just smashing home made subs everyday

>>23254731
i don't add carrots to mine. just cabbage and salt (yeah i use iodized im not buying a new fucking salt container just to make the easy ferment in fucking existence good morning from kazakhstan)

qrd on carrots in 'kraut?

>>23254668
Why not just make pasta from scratch?!?
Ethots are garbage.

Holes don’t need to cook

>>23254718
I'd love it, but you can tell that's American "cheese".

jannys a bitch

>>23254760
it's red leicester dumbass lmfao
cheeses can melt without sodium phosphate added too, who knew? Clearly, not (You).

>>23254748
nicely organized, wish i was that clean making my borgïrs
>>23254752
no sweat
>>23254754
thankee

>>23254763
they're always bitches

>>23254757
healthy lookin 'kraut bro
i actually dont know, my mother just taught me to put carrots in there
>>23254770
fr
gonna knock off now bro, stay based

>>23254752
you can put all sorts of cheese on burgers, even non-cheese milk products like yogurt, but if you want to make an American hamburger in my opinion, you put LTOP and mayo with american cheese on a griddled bun with a pure patty of ground beef salted and maybe peppered on both sides.

check out my greek lamb burgers with olvie tapenade and tzatziki

>>23254789
cya bro, stay based

>>23254797
>>23254782
lmfao the hardcore rave techno is hitting too hard this morning
stay based /ck/-->/pol/ spontaneous raid bro

picrel is me

>>23254743
> That's why the 50s were rife with spam and jello abominations, canned atrocities and advertisements extolling the virtues of "convenient cooking".
It was just marketing all along, and it severed the legacy of cooking several generations ago. That's why.
Truth. The horrors of jello vegetable dishes were real.

>>23254649
>why not import millions of brown immigrants into our country because we're too lazy to make our own food
average white-replacement-oid

>>23254747
Looks appetizing, leaf! I really should stop being a faggot and learn how to cook already.