Thread 23258202

>Cleaned my room
>Cleaned the litter box
>Fed the cat
>Did the dishes
>Did my laundry
>Showered
>Brushed my teeth
I'm squeaky clean and so is everything else around me.

very good...

as an adult you're expected to do all of those things every day & several other things
it's fucked up

>>23258202 (OP)
Aren't you forgeting something?

>>23258217
>it's fucked up
Nobody is stopping you from becoming a great unclean one once you've left the nest.

>>23258226
Am I forgetting something?

>>23258231
If you think about it enough you will realize ehat you're forgetting

>>23258267
Are you implying I should goon? I don't want to goon.

>>23258231
>Nobody is stopping you from becoming a great unclean one once you've left the nest.
perhaps...
that's almost scarier though, nobody will stop you

i like rice

>>23258343
Wash your ass
Clean your room
Brush your teeth
Don't wallow in your own filth like a pig

>shower? 2 weeks ago.
>house? a mess
>underwear? covered in cum
>meds? down the drain
>alcohol? in large quantities
>pants? pissed
>the dream? living it

>>23258389
Just in time for another day at the aboriginal VB trash ring

>>23258403
those don't really exist no more, you know. not since cousin edmund found out he can sell the cans back for 10 cents, you know. so now we drink as the sacred rainbow snake lagoon now, you know.

>>23258425
10 cents each? They can make about 100 bucks back with this ring alone.

>>23258358
maybe...

>>23258495
Basic hygiene is NOT optional