Thread 23259299

Hey son. Why do melons have weddings?

They dont

>>23259313
They cantelope
KEK

>>23259336
Okay you got me hehe

>>23259336
I request another joke

>>23259366
alright alright
What's the best way to save your dad jokes?

>>23259386
Well, I say, I ain't got the foggiest notion 'bout that, sonny!

>>23259386
in the dadabase

>>23259394
Kek

>>23259393
In the puntry

>>23259423
Dadabase was better

>>23259426
that frog took my punchline

>>23259394
>>23259426
Now listen here, son, I do declare, I don't recollect askin' you for the punchline to that there joke. Why, that's about as rude as a rooster wearin' bloomers, I say, about as rude as they come!

>>23259423
dadn't laugh
>>23259454
you fell off old man, stop trying to steal my thunder

>>23259461
Now listen here, son, you gonna 'pologize, or I'm gonna have to rearrange your face and your guts, I say, rearrange em a little!

>>23261957
Now listen here, son, that rascal was fixin' to spin a whole new yarn, you just needed to sit tight and let the rooster crow, I say, let the rooster crow!

>>23262002
my bad my bad...
it just seemed like people could use his thread in this trying time