Thread 23262050

i should buy one of those tiny wood fired pizza ovens that get like 900°f i think

you should throw yourself in one I think

>>23262050 (OP)
I made a pizza recently.

>>23262050 (OP)
you can get a single blower propane forge that can hit 2700° for 86$

>>23262050 (OP)
tommy ive seen your porn game d-dont call yourself tommy

>>23262061
But who is gonna cook pizza at 27000F

>>23262050 (OP)
true and based
>>23262061
also true and based

i remember this tex mex place my parents took me to when i was very young, i got a cheese quesodilla
there was a soft serve ice cream machine you could walk up to
you could also see right into the kitchen and watch the giant tortilla press, and smell the fresh tortillas
it was great

fresh tortillas hit different, just like fresh pizza bread, and fresh bread in general...

>>23262050 (OP)
hmmhmmm .... yes..... pizza.........

>>23262054
too small

>>23262060
gib dough recipe

>>23262061
too hot that will turn my dough into ablative heat shielding tiles

>>23262099
huh whuh

>>23262142
fresh tortillas are based i miss the mexican restaurant that would sell me house made fresh tortillas and spicy salsa that was actually spicy

>>23262154
i will purchase one at some point and mail you endless pizzas hermetically sealed in vacuum bags
this (probably) hurts the pizza tho...

>>23262229
>that will turn my dough into ablative heat shielding tiles
:O

>>23262229
nevermind you just stole that one troons pic

>>23262229
>gib dough recipe
Uhhhhhh

>>23262154
fatass fatty fatfuck

>>23262319
anon... i am disappoint...

>>23262050 (OP)
That'd be cool

>>23262319
>>23262495
i like those premade biscuit dough cardboard tubes
it's fun to open them, you slap the top & bottom and it pops open from the side

>>23262534
>biscuit dough cardboard tubes
jumpscare in a can sorry....
you carefully peel the wrapper and 65% of the time it pops before you tap it and scares you....

>>23262564
i've never tried to open them carefully, but that does sound spooky

i know if you take canned food from low altitude to high altitude & open it, the pressure change can make them spray their contents at you once the seal is broken...

>>23262104
>>23262229
turn down the gas
just because it can doesn't mean it has to.
also needs a pizza stone to keep funny refratory hairs out of ur dough

>>23262904
iunno i have always lived at sea level ±15 ft

>>23262962
>$86
the pizza oven i want comes with a stone for an extra (roughly) $15

>>23262050 (OP)
Yes if you have the money and garden space you should go for it :)

>>23263168
>iunno i have always lived at sea level ±15 ft
you might wanna get a taste of higher altitude at some point, maybe go to a hot spring in colorado or something if you get the chance
you feel kinda out of breath for a couple days, but after that, you feel great
or atleast i did

>>23263168
what's the cost?

>>23263337
>colorado
that is where r*ch wh*te peo*le go sorry

>>23263379
that is true
there were some airB&B homeowners association gentrificationass motherfuckers
the hot springs are decent though, i saw some chad swedish college students

the night sky is also beautiful in some areas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkU5JYX-bIc

>>23263457
>>23263483
the hot springs and night sky in colorado will never compare to alaska sorry

>>23263590
do they have hot springs up there? :o
i always did want to see the night sky from somewhere like that
the place with the least light pollution i've been to was a valley in colorado, and the place with the most was las vegas
i bet seeing the sky without light pollution, it would start to make sense why ancient people were obsessed with constellations

>>23263624
play skyrim and look at the scenery
that's basically alaska
forewarning: the people there are idiots and also armed

>>23262495
I did use fresh vegetables and stuff though. I'm on a budget.

>>23263675
skyrim armed idiot mod...