Thread 23262720

3I atlas is an interstellar probe that is going to probably launch a bioweapon or multiple smaller dinosaur-extinction level astroids at our planet.

The aylmaos have had enough and are pressing the reset button.

>>23262720 (OP)
ACCELERATE! Let’s end this judeo-masonic world

>>23262720 (OP)
Ayys are Legion. Don't get on the ships.

>>23262720 (OP)
you been watching too much ai slop

More loose newfags from the freshman class I see.
Sit back down and review the lesson.

least obvious glownigger thread

>>23262720 (OP)
I hope so. Please just let it end already.

Two more weeks!!!

>>23262720 (OP)
How long till it gets here?

>>23262720 (OP)
You guys are still doing this? It's over retards. Keep coping everyday about how you will bring whites back in to compete and wirk hard while we take it easy.

>>23262720 (OP)
No they aren't but they are going to rape your ass

>>23262720 (OP)
Awww shit nigga so you're saying I should start recycling and eat less red meat? I got you bruh

>>23262728
it's not, it's passing by mars then yeeting out back into space.

>>23262728
Its not getting "here" its closest approach to Earth is on December 19th and it will be 168589335.3 kilometers away from us.

>>23262722
I'm definitely going on the ship if some leaf says not to.

>>23262734
the'yr gonna eat you! rip. Remember to call on Jesus name that is their weakness.

>>23262736
Yeah they can eat my ASS.

>>23262732
>>23262733
It's leaving a toxic dust cloud in space that we'll pass through in 7 months

>>23262720 (OP)
>the asteroid is full of space drugs

>>23262737
They will literally put mind controlling worms through your anus then you will be 100% an organic drone at their service for this lifetime and the coming lifetimes.

>>23262738
Van Allen Belt will take care of that.

>>23262720 (OP)
it won't happen, but i won't mind if it does, and i plan to do absolutely nothing about it
i'm chudded to the max level, nothing can stop me and nothing will stop me because i'm not going to do anything

>>23262720 (OP)
This isn't a real picture faggot lying retard

>>23262720 (OP)
Thanks 1pbtid. Keep us posted.

>>23262738
>toxic dust cloud
Of what? Nickel and hydrogen? ERMAGERD.

>>23262720 (OP)
i think most of us are pretty ready bro

>>23262720 (OP)
>negro swans are flying over my house

>>23262720 (OP)
nothing will happen but a man can hope

>>23262720 (OP)
And when it’s not? Will you come back, bow down and prostrate yourself before us?

what are the best updates on youtube?

>>23262720 (OP)
ITS A GIANT SPACE WORM!

>>23262720 (OP)
"The jewish cabal is going to press the reset button"

We already heard this many a time before.

>>23262720 (OP)
according to scientists it's going to push the sun out of its orbit and into the earth making earth uninhabitable for 50, possibly 75 years.

I realized all of this was coming when I read Metamorpheses and realized the Fall of the Titans, as well as the Flood and the Tower of Babel from the Bible, and the Slaying of ymir from Norse myth, are all retellings of the same story; the Chixulub impact that wiped out the dinosaurs. The dinos did something that pissed off the gods, or perhaps an alien civilization that the ancients believed were gods, and this caused them to be destroyed. I am not sure if 3I atlas is truly another vajra sent from lord zeus, but if it is, we are all doomed.

>>23262734
why nordic larpers are all fucking retarded
go on the ship, you're too retarded

>>23262720 (OP)
My body is ready.

Project blue bean has incredible months long build up.

>>23262756
>finland flag posts something unrelated to religion or nordicism
>NORDIC LARPERS!!!! I HATE THEM, I HATE THE NORDIC LARPERS!!!!! THEY VIOLATE TIKKUN OLAM! KILL THE GOYS!!!

>>23262726
why dont you start with yourself? im so fucking tired of scum that wants everyone to die. why are you wishing for the death of me, my family, my friends and everyone i love? why dont you just kill yourself instead of wanting everyone else to die too? people like you should be publicly executed

>>23262720 (OP)
It's a rock.

>>23262720 (OP)
A dude that is pushing alien narrative is named Avi Loeb, if it isn't a red light to you, nothing will help you.

>>23262720 (OP)
It looks like a giant turd.

>>23262720 (OP)
It is me who is coming

>>23262720 (OP)
>that is going to probably
Easy on that jewish niggering, faggot.

>>23262763
Maybe it's a time-machine carrying jeets from the future?

>>23262759
I'm so fucking sick of this jewish manlet. I need his sister to breed superior WHITE babies, not short semite manlets.

ABBY LET ME FUCK

Insider here. 3i atlas is a Nordic alien species ship that contained a collection of niggers kidnapped from earth to study. However the Nordics were too trusting and let the niggers roam around the ship at will and there was a hijack on board with the niggers demanding they are taken back to earth. The Nordics will crash the ship into mars taking them and the niggers with it. Just wait until Oct 3rd you will see it crash into mars.

>>23262720 (OP)
>are pressing the reset button
extremely inefficient and inaccurate way to deal with the issue
90% of all of earths problems come from a very small number of people, who in fact are the ones with access to the highest tech and the deepest bunkers making them the most likely to survive any ham handed unspecific attacks like that
a very ineffective and unfair way to solve the problems

The moon is hell; if we blow it up we don't go there.

>Zoomers have already confirmed their willingness to steal the moon.

>>23262738
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>23262733
>December
You know who else was born in December anon?
That's right mr t and he wants you to respect your mother

>>23262720 (OP)
>going to probably

>>23262720 (OP)
>THE BLUE BEANS ARE REAL AND ONLY GLOBAL COMMUNISM CAN SAVE U GOYIM!!

>>23262720 (OP)
Even if it's just a rock it's still pretty wild. They estimate this thing is far older than our entire solar system. This thing has existed as a solid object since before our solar system coalesced from gas into solid objects. We always hear about how vast space is, how old things are, but it's a bit different to have something that old flying through the solar system.

I for one hope it's a von neuman probe that roams the universe eradicating life because life is an aberration.

>>23262776
nice, meds, very tasty meds, what else do you got, anon.

>>23262764
Step away from the screen, anon. Go outside and get a little fresh air for a bit and give your hand a rest.

>>23262720 (OP)
>The aylmaos have had enough and are pressing the reset button.

>>23262720 (OP)
Just tariff them, they’ll go away

Captcha…2wksx

>>23262781
We wait 2 more weeks until alien reset our anal probes

>>23262720 (OP)
Is it really shaped like a turd?
What if it's a galacturd?
What if there's something out there that eats entire solar systems and shits this?
One can only hope.

>>23262720 (OP)
AVI LOEB

>>23262720 (OP)
When this is proven to be a nothingburger, what are you going to post next?

>>23262720 (OP)
Why do the mods allow this shit? In till it is proven to be "alien"(Project Bluebeam) it fully belongs on >>>/x/

>>23262720 (OP)
We all wish for that so we don't need to be ready.

>>23262786
x is dead nigga why tf you think we here

>>23262759
amerifags are also super retarded tho

>>23262720 (OP)
Sounds awesome

>>23262720 (OP)
You can't give me hope, don't try.

I wouldnt worry unless it uses Mars for a gravity boost and makes a maneuver towards the end of the month

if it does then.. PANIC!

>>23262720 (OP)
I'm still shooting all the Marxists first.

>>23262720 (OP)
will faggots like you kill yourselves when this turns out to be nothing burger like that other turd that flew by last year?

>>23262789
this, coming from a canadian of all people

sheesh

>>23262733
Almost as wide as your mom

>>23262788
>dead
It looks active enough for this.

>>23262720 (OP)
Good.

>>23262720 (OP)
release the epstein list

>>23262760
It is proven that a big cataclism improves the lives of those remaining after the initial impact, and there is a general consensus that this world has become to complacient with itself to do the changes needed, damned be the millions of lives lost during the process.
so in resume
>nothing personnel kid

>>23262720 (OP)
Shut up, NEH

>>23262720 (OP)
its not a probe, Its God returning as his offspring are collapsing.

>>23262802
but the jews are prospering more than ever before and have their own state while the world kneels?

>>23262755
>dinos did something that piss of the gods
>don’t eat citric fruit on Wednesdays
Get me off this planet ayys. These are the kinds of niggers I’m stuck around.

Say it loud say it clear
Refugees are welcome here

>>23262720 (OP)
>bioweapon or multiple smaller dinosaur-extinction level astroids at our planet.

Not as bad as launching a meteor with a niggers, pajeets or jews. Or gypsies. Or canadians.

Only.....two.....more.....weeks....

>>23262770
>90% of earth's problems come from a very small number of people
>1.5 bn Indians
>1.5 bn Africans
>1.5 bn Chinese
>Untolds amount of other shitskins

Are you sure about that anon?

>>23262760
Will you have this same energy with shitskins

>>23262770
The general public also cannot be saved too much psyops

>>23262721
fpbp

>>23262807
I'm tired bros... I can't keep going. It's been two more weeks for a decade...

>>23262760
this world was ruined a long time ago.

>>23262720 (OP)
Nothing will happen. It will simply pass us by and be on its way.

>>23262806
Jews are the ayys chosen people. Imagine what the ayys are like..... It's over

>>23262720 (OP)
>The aylmaos have had enough and are pressing the reset button.
Can't come soon enough

>>23262720 (OP)
It's a clapped out colony ship full of the most unfuckable aliens the universe has to offer

It was sent by the highly advanced, intelligent, and universally reproductively compatible anthropomoprhic fox women of orion IV to troll us

>>23262720 (OP)
>The aylmaos have had enough and are pressing the reset button.
Do you suck cock professionally or just for pleasure?

>>23262818
>T-the primitive human book said
This is going to happen but they're not demons/fallen angels and "god almighty" is just another alien with his own plans for humanity (he wants a bunch of brains untainted by mortal pleasures to assemble humanity into a single mind - like him)

>>23262720 (OP)
Impressive, very nice.
Let's see Jeffrey Epstein's list.

>>23262720 (OP)
>None of ((you)) fuckers are ready for whats coming
The picnic can't come soon enough

>>23262815
Do you think the Ayys are circumcised?

>>23262813
>French Revolution
I don't listen to anything anybody from after the reformation says.

>>23262720 (OP)
See you tomorrow

>>23262720 (OP)
>smaller dinosaur-extinction level astroids at our planet
but on its own its already smaller than the dino killer
are ayyys capable of large scale mitosis?

>>23262747

Get me off this ride. Take my handlers with me.

>>23262823
>FR
I was going easy. That's when it was held together with bits of gum and glue until Napoleon came along to btfo the christcucks.

>Reformation
You are literally the definition of the cuck that started all this downwards spiral.

>>23262722
This pictel game is clunky as shit and fiction
You retards push it as /x/ fact

>>23262720 (OP)
They're only targeting Brics subhumans.

>>23262721
Simple as

>>23262720 (OP)
>3I atlas is an interstellar probe that is going to probably launch a bioweapon or multiple smaller dinosaur-extinction level astroids at our planet.
Good.

>>23262720 (OP)
No, it's not. If aliens wanted to destroy us we would never see it coming. You're retarded, please end your life and raise our national average IQ.

>>23262720 (OP)
Retard

>>23262720 (OP)
Nuh uh you donkey they are sending us a gift basket of friendship.

>>23262832
Do you see anything coming? No. So by your reasoning its over.

>>23262720 (OP)
TWO
MORE
WEEKS.