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Anonymous United States No.23264103 >>23264104 >>23264105 >>23264107 >>23264108 >>23264110 >>23264111 >>23264114 >>23264116 >>23264117 >>23264118 >>23264119 >>23264120 >>23264121 >>23264122 >>23264123 >>23264125 >>23264130 >>23264149 >>23264151 >>23264158 >>23264168 >>23264170 >>23264175 >>23264178 >>23264180 >>23264185 >>23264190 >>23264191 >>23265504
so I am a drunk guy in DC
Ama for the tea
Anonymous United States No.23264104
>>23264103 (OP)
>Bulleit Rye
Nice
Anonymous United States No.23264105 >>23264109 >>23264163
>>23264103 (OP)
Why are you addicted to alcohol?
Anonymous United States No.23264106
Where are they hiding the ayyys
Anonymous United States No.23264107
>>23264103 (OP)
>the tea
How many cocks you suck boy
Anonymous United States No.23264108
>>23264103 (OP)
Is crime down?
Anonymous United States No.23264109 >>23264112 >>23264115 >>23264157 >>23264168
>>23264105
Why are you not? Alcohol is great. Distillation was the second greatest human invention, the greatest was fermentation of sugar into alcohol.
Anonymous Norway No.23264110
>>23264103 (OP)
What made you choose such a gay city to live in? Why don't you go live in the appalachian mountains like a true American?
Anonymous United States No.23264111 >>23264126
>>23264103 (OP)
Havent had a drink in 2 years 11 months hehe. Think of all the money I saved and put into weed instead lmfao
Anonymous Canada No.23264112
>>23264109
I am addicted too.
But booze is bad for you, so I've stopped drinking.
Anonymous Unknown No.23264113
Have you been to the sketchy ass weed dispensaries? There's dozens now. Also, would you let me suck you off?
Anonymous Canada No.23264114
>>23264103 (OP)
Bullet is such a great brand, the orange label one, i think it's the bourbon, that one is good
Anonymous United States No.23264115
>>23264109
ah, i see you are a man of culture.
nowadays a rare sight on this brown hellhole of a shithole website.
Anonymous United States No.23264116
>>23264103 (OP)
on a scale of 0 to 100, how homosexual would you say you are?
Anonymous United States No.23264117
>>23264103 (OP)
Put the bottle down, Pete. You know where this road leads to.
Anonymous United States No.23264118
>>23264103 (OP)
I'll take any information on the Unification of the 'Americas' project, specifically South America.
Anonymous Germany No.23264119
>>23264103 (OP)
Shiiiieeet. Cant drink hard liquor because it fucks up my stomach. I have beer though.
Anonymous Chile No.23264120 >>23264124
>>23264103 (OP)
Good evening.
What is the purpose of this latest psy-op?
Beyond the general:
"We hate life and living beings" thing.
Anonymous United States No.23264121 >>23264127 >>23264128
>>23264103 (OP)
>guy in DC
are you gay
Anonymous United States No.23264122 >>23264127 >>23264136
>>23264103 (OP)
Every weekend, /pol/ shows how deep alcohol abuse runs in western civilization. I'm not making fun, I'm a beer addict (I can't touch anything else.) I guess I'm just commenting because it's very sad.
Anonymous Netherlands No.23264123 >>23264128
>>23264103 (OP)
the bottle isn't even open yet, how are you drunk?
Anonymous Canada No.23264124 >>23264134
>>23264120
RELEASE THE FULL VIDEO STUPID NIGGERS
Anonymous United States No.23264125
>>23264103 (OP)
I hear you bro. I'll probably join you by Thursday
P.S. Trump is a traitor and a pedophile. Ice an ICE agent ASAP
Anonymous Denmark No.23264126 >>23264135
>>23264111
Grow your own weed.
Anonymous Unknown No.23264127 >>23264129
>>23264121
he's mine I spotted him first

>>23264122
well, dc especially a LOT of jobs test for drugs but don't care if you drink, so this is the result
Anonymous United States No.23264128
>>23264121
Useless question.
Of course.

>>23264123
Second bottle
Anonymous United States No.23264129 >>23264131 >>23264147
>>23264127
Which is fucked up when you do the research. Someone post that list of the most dangerous drugs down to the least dangerous drugs. That famous list shows that the most dangerous drug, for both the consumer and for other people far and away is alcohol. The list also said that the least harmful drug of all is mushrooms. Our society's priorities are completely backwards.
Anonymous United States No.23264130 >>23264132
>>23264103 (OP)
Have you sucked off Alan Dershowitz yet?
Or did you just give him a massage while he kept his underpants on?
Anonymous United States No.23264131 >>23264133
>>23264129
Alcohol is a poison and a curse.
>mushrooms
maybe not damaging to most organs but can completely fuck up your mind and make you retarded/insane.
Anonymous United States No.23264132
>>23264130
HER NAME WAS OLGA
SHE WAS 50 YEARS OLD
Anonymous United States No.23264133 >>23264147
>>23264131
Nah, when you do mushrooms all you want to do is think about what your experience meant in the grand scheme of your life. You don't feel the urge to do it again. It's the perfect drug.
Anonymous Chile No.23264134 >>23264138
>>23264124
Ok anon.
Anonymous United States No.23264135
>>23264126
weed is basically the only thing in our history that govt taxed and regulated and somehow became cheaper. an ounce of primo stuff is a hundred dollars. 1/8 of some 30% ~20mg/g terpenes is twenty bucks. i cant come close growing myself
Anonymous Canada No.23264136 >>23264137
>>23264122
Just stop drinking.
Anonymous United States No.23264137 >>23264139 >>23264140 >>23264142 >>23264143
>>23264136
It's the second most addictive substance on earth. The only thing that is stronger in addiction is heroin. And no, it isn't a "moral failing" that men get addicted to alcohol. It's the alcohol itself that is to blame.
Anonymous Germany No.23264138
>>23264134
A fridge i mean a witch with plastic balls stuck on her chest.
Anonymous United States No.23264139
>>23264137
You choose to drink, addiction only follows. If we are entering a time of turmoil you should want a sharp mind.
Anonymous Canada No.23264140 >>23264141
>>23264137
I'm addicted to booze and I just stopped drinking.
It's honestly that easy: just don't put liquids with alcohol in your mouth.
Anonymous United States No.23264141 >>23264144
>>23264140
Well I'm just a beer guy, so they say I'm not a true alcoholic, but for me I have zero interest in drinking in the morning, I have zero interest in drinking while at work. For me, the real cravings start on the drive home from work, but if I eat dinner, I have zero interest in drinking. Then there's the weekends. On weekends I feel like I have a divine right to day-drink. If I had a sponsor, I would say "Oh you're going to love me. You only need to stay on me once a day and on weekends."
Anonymous Germany No.23264142
>>23264137
Bullshit. Sometimes you just gotta clear your head and have fun.
Anonymous United States No.23264143
>>23264137
Why would it surprise me? Every time I check the video game sub, people just seem miserable.
Anonymous Canada No.23264144 >>23264145
>>23264141
I get what you mean.
I was there too. What you are describing is a mix of habit/pragmatism.
Just stop buying beers, nobody is forcing you to.
Anonymous United States No.23264145
>>23264144
Yeah. At what point is it alcoholism and at what point is it just a bad habit? I think for me it's a bad habit.
Anonymous United States No.23264146
aight, for those trying to figure it out for themselves: try to drink like a gentleman and then try to go dry for a spell. if you can, congrats, you're normal. if you can't and start going insane during the dry spell, congrats, there are no dues or fees.
Anonymous Unknown No.23264147 >>23264148
>>23264129
alcohol is way worse than weed in terms of affecting your overall health and ability to function but this is the way the boomers want it and also the people making money from growing grains used to make alcohol and the people bottling it, distributing it, selling it, promoting it, etc.

DC not has almost 70 licensed medical dispensaries which is kinda insane.

>>23264133
It was just really intense. Maybe I'd do it again if I also had sedatives but I just don't want something that overwhelming.
Anonymous United States No.23264148
>>23264147
They say if you're "going through shit" your trip will be worse, but that wasn't my experience at all. My experience with shrooms was pure euphoria. It made me think about my life and it made me want to be an optimistic person and never be negative again. The best part is a friend of mine gave it to me for free. I'd do it again in a heartbeat if I could, but you need to know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody, and I don't.
Anonymous Canada No.23264149 >>23264150
>>23264103 (OP)
Will you continue to be a 1pbid nigger faggot?
Anonymous United States No.23264150 >>23264152 >>23264153
>>23264149
No
Anonymous United States No.23264151
>>23264103 (OP)
Quit being a fagget commie no one wants to be gay w you people
Anonymous Canada No.23264152
>>23264150
Ohhhhhhhh sheeeeeeeeeeeittttttttttttttttt, fuckin nigger
Anonymous United States No.23264153 >>23264154
>>23264150
2pbid shill cuck nigger
Anonymous United States No.23264154 >>23264155 >>23264156
>>23264153
3pbtid or shill
Anonymous United States No.23264155
>>23264154
nigger
Anonymous United States No.23264156
>>23264154
big nigger
Anonymous United States No.23264157 >>23264181 >>23264189
>>23264109
And what exactly does alcohol do, besides give you a little meaningless buzz that rapidly fades if you do not drink more? It's the stupidest mind-altering substance out there.
Anonymous United States No.23264158
>>23264103 (OP)
I'm dead broke and can't afford alcohol. It's hard anons.

Bullet is okay but I've never been a fan of rye.
Anonymous United States No.23264159 >>23264160 >>23264161 >>23264162 >>23264168
Yes, I love drinking beer. Today I was very strongly tempted to walk to the liquor store and buy me a nice tallboy. But I hiked into the mountains instead, 13 miles of walking total. It left me feeling much more empowered and satisfied than shitty ass alcohol, and it didn't cost me anything either.
Anonymous United States No.23264160 >>23264164
>>23264159
(Cough) queer
Anonymous United States No.23264161 >>23264164 >>23264167
>>23264159
doxxable image
Annoymous United Kingdom No.23264162 >>23264165
>>23264159
Hiking just makes you want to drink even more once you get back into town
Anonymous United States No.23264163
>>23264105
Why are you b addicted to penises?
Ew.
Anonymous United States No.23264164 >>23264166
>>23264161
haha
DILLIGAF?
>>23264160
Boozeface
Anonymous United States No.23264165 >>23264168
>>23264162
Only weak-minded people who are unable to rawdog life's challenges require alcohol or other intoxicants to function.
Anonymous United States No.23264166
>>23264164
you definitely dont give a heckin frick
Anonymous Canada No.23264167 >>23264169
>>23264161
>Anon was on some random hill today
OHHHHH SHITTTTTT, he better run to the hills
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23264168 >>23264177
>>23264109
kek based
>>23264159
also based

>>23264165
imagine being able to rawdog life you are either sheltered or a demon lmao

>>23264103 (OP)
so whats the tea in DC are we getting AI overlord's or another oil war
who is paying for all the nuke plant's
who is trying to pass the speech law's

when can i apply for an anonamous federal loan lmfao
Anonymous United States No.23264169
>>23264167
post hill
Anonymous United States No.23264170
>>23264103 (OP)
>Bulleit Rye
Patrician choice. I also recommend Monk's Road. So uh, what's going on in DC?
Anonymous Canada No.23264171 >>23264172 >>23264173
Guys im 6 sheets to the wind wassted right now butchering a duck
Does this look clean enough
Anonymous United States No.23264172 >>23264174 >>23264176
>>23264171
Yes. A blackberry compote is my favorite to pair with duck. Some green and polenta would be nice, as well.
Anonymous Canada No.23264173
>>23264171
Post ducks decapitated head
Anonymous United States No.23264174
>>23264172
Sorry. Gastrique.
Anonymous United States No.23264175
>>23264103 (OP)
The bottle says you're in Indiana.
Anonymous Canada No.23264176 >>23264182
>>23264172
Im doing coffee glazed chanrtelle mushroms, roasted potatoes and a reduction of cote de rhone and beef stock glaze
Anonymous United States No.23264177 >>23264179
>>23264168
Only one option in my book: get tougher than your life is. I wake up at 5 AM to work a manual labor job, then carry 30 pounds of groceries two miles down the side of the county highway back to my apartment because cars are for lazy soft pussies, and bicycles are for faggots who like a hard seat jammed up their ass.
Anonymous United States No.23264178
>>23264103 (OP)
take timestamped a selfie with the national guard
Anonymous United Kingdom No.23264179
>>23264177
>has a job and can afford groceries

man i wish dude hollee mr high roller overhere

how many trillion did we give out in food aid this year? i got like maybe zero kek
hahahahha

good for you though man and very funny
Anonymous United States No.23264180
>>23264103 (OP)
At least you have good taste in cheap rye. Got an old fashion spec?
Anonymous United States No.23264181
>>23264157
Beer is good, wine is good. Distilled liquor is bad but an occasional nip won't hurt.
Besides, I bet a significant percentage of your ancestors roll over in their graves at your teetotaling.
Anonymous United States No.23264182 >>23264183
>>23264176
That sounds perfect, anon. That little bit of acid and sweet from your red wine glaze sounds perfect. You should have greens, though. It’s healthy for you. lol.
Anonymous Canada No.23264183 >>23264184
>>23264182
I may suck at photography but it's going to be delicious
Anonymous Canada No.23264184 >>23264186
>>23264183
Its raw, you are fucked if you eat that anon
Anonymous Japan No.23264185 >>23264187
>>23264103 (OP)
Their whiskey is the definition of mid. 101 8 year is cheaper and better for the low cost brands.
Anonymous Canada No.23264186
>>23264184
Death by duck is a hell of a way to go
Goodbye anons
Anonymous Japan No.23264187
>>23264185
Also yes yes, not a rye, fine. If it has to be a rye whistle pig makes a better one in that range. Or the rare breed rye, but I’m partial to the turkey.
Anonymous United States No.23264188
This is a terrible thread
Anonymous United States No.23264189
>>23264157
seasoned drug user here yeah alcohol is easily one of the most dogshit psychoactive substance known to man. I enjoy a drink or two most nights but as an intoxicant it's pure garbage in every way
Anonymous United States No.23264190
>>23264103 (OP)
Bullit is okay I guess.
What you couldn't afford Colonel Taylors?
Anonymous United States No.23264191
>>23264103 (OP)
Which hangouts are places for politicians to rape children?
Anonymous (ID: GbMPwXXO) United States No.23265504
>>23264103 (OP)
Got any whiskey left?