Thread 23265737

Truuu edition
>/ftl/ NEWS:
-- somebody Markyposted again? Idk
>Watch here:
https://fishtank.live
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://gofile.io/d/jWk3Rt
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://kick.com/sam
https://x.com/fishtankislive
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>>23265089

Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~

oh you don't suck dick? just hold on you're going home

SAY I AM CHAD

beautiful woman

Queen

>>23265721
warming up on Sweet Erin czat

Cease and desist posting

The Mogger of /ftl/

>>23265762
real

Hope I Dream of her

warming up on Claire posting czat

>>23265772
ruined it

>>23265772
some strange allo type stuff was happening here I think czat

Anyone posting about Claire regardless is sus she is such a uggo

>began with Philippines
>tapped into Guatemala
>tried out Kenya
>moved into Mexico
>now onto Peru
My Whatsapp is an international colored smorgasbord, but the search continues for THE ONE. I've told women in all of these countries that I'm visiting THEIR country in January. The girl who not only I fail to lose interest in but who also doesn't lose interest in me by, say, November, will be the lucky winner of the ROMANCE ARC. Thoughts on which country I should move onto next?

Today was sorely lacking in Angie content

>>23265788
Do we know when the trial is czat? I'm hyped for more Claire-tent czat

CK gets sentenced in 9 days and nobody cares

>>23265789
you gave up on the white woman already czat?

>>23265794
S4 niggers are irrelevant we are currently having an audit post her till your heart's content.

>>23265796
KLaus dont respond to uk flags i dont want to interact with you anymore, thanks.

>>23265800
? no one's paid her bail yet czat? that's ruff czat

claire owes me a handjob while wearing a bag over her head

>>23265808
okay I won't respond to any uk flags anymore czat

>>23265789
good luck on your love quest, do india for the lulz

abigellie

>>23265803
She ghosted me. I matched with a hot NYC girl who wants to meet up in October, but I feel like my destiny is written in the lands of desperation and developing countries.

>>23265818
>who wants to meet up in October
Why the wait? Generally you want to meet up with her as soon as possible.

bettys biggest simp is back posting. So far he already donated more than $5000 to her and crashing out because he was owed betty sex

>>23265818
yea they will probably treat you better if you're white in a non-white country I think czat

>>23265823
treefingers? Betty unblocking his cashapp account is borderline retard abuse at this point czat

>>23265822
She's pretty standoffish, and the chemistry isn't great. No hours-long conversation. She asked when I would be in NYC, I decided to say October instead fo January, and she gave me her number and told me to contact her when it gets close to October. I'm thinking it's a no-go if I can't woo her over a significant period online before the meetup. Attached is her, because fuck it.

>>23265833
is she Asian? she mogs Ellie I think czat

I hope this angel had a wonderful day at Disney World

>>23265788
Guess I’m sus then. The poster formerly known as Claire is legendary. There will never be another

>>23265833
Is this a Filipina?

Uuuuuuhhhh... Where are you meeting them?

>>23265837
She might be hapa, now that you mention it. Her other pictures make her look more white. There was some decent back-and-forth with her, and she was raised near where I'm from, but ultimately she didn't open up enough and didn't seem to want to have lasting communication until the meetup, which suggests to me that it's dead in the water. I suppose I could run her chat logs into Analysis and see what the Council says...

Post the Filipinas

>>23265850
Don't kink shame

Why do you hate on Jin so much

>>23265846
Tinder. Passport mode + unlimited likes. White, approximately 7/10 looks, professional background, 6'2" = few likes in America unless I'm just sitting for DAYS in a huge city. It's much easier to sit in Lima, Manila, Nairobi (holy fuck, the amount of women who liked me), etc., and collect girls for the Tinder screening -> Whatsapp accumulation.

>>23265850
That's crazy L work czat

>>23265852
>Why do you hate on Jin so much
?

Sad to admit but the future belongs to the Filipinos

I think it's funny, I'm not hating

>>23265843
Shadi mogs and is more relevant than Cl*ire could ever be

>>23265875
That's true in a way czat we wouldnt have nearly as much Claire-tent with Shadi Justice leaks czat

>>23265880
Without shadi I mean czat

>>23265875
I love shadiclaire equally

>>23265887
I just noticed Abi's autistic rocking in the mirror czat

why are people proud for hating meg? when she was slim she was the best looking female from fishtank universe

>>23265906
Megs legacy is her disgusting diabetes piss which was dumbed in the toilet before she quit and I think its pretty funny

Burt has begun residing in the IP2 Mold Mansion, making it and all of its residents canon to the Fishtank universe.

Further information:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkCpwBWLw5I

nontent hour gn gaybros

did all of you guys got paid already?
just checked my mondo wallet and there was no
new transfers.
im asking here only because i know jet got a lot going on right now behind the scenes and don't want to personally bother him, but i really need the money at this moment.

>>23265906
>moved in with roommates who didn’t ask her to pay rent and didn’t care that she played Roblox all day
>they paid for her Roblox in game purchases
>she gets really fat and always has a grin look on her face
They were definitely making her pay rent with fucked up sex, weren’t they?

>>23265938
Do you think Freddy responds to casting calls all the time but fishtank was the only one that accepted him because Jet was too lazy to do the research to find out that he's a woman beater czat?

>>23265918
Ip2 keeps winning czat

>>23265958
pretty much every fishgirl sells ass I think czat

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

czat

>>23265833
>>23265847
The Council actually has a much stronger interpretation of this interaction and suggests DAMN THE TORPEDOS for full scale empire-building with this 25-year-old. I'll see how she's feeling at the beginning of October.

Sam and Jet should pay me a living wage so I can live comfortably in the Philippines and I would be their biggest shill.

What happened today in the sardine tin?

>>23266022
Wiggers aren't rich enough to pay people a living wage, sorry anon

>>23266030
There goes that dream

Now that Cole is back, I must keep my word and switch to Trimmy... any Trimmers out there???

>can't even get 30 followers
I'm surprised there's even 20 people here desu

>>23265789
this is straight up bestiality

>>23266068
There's only like 3 people here I think including you and Cole

remember ell*e is a leftoid and jeet debt-troon is a tranny
ell*e can't say nigger and jeet can't say troon.
Wonder why...

>>23266028
Seth got drunk and crashed out on Mints

>>23266068
ft is poison for anyone trying to get popular lol

>>23266068
better than having xitterfag followers

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

>>23266094
i hope you die seriously, in the most painful fucked up way, shill faggot

Anywhoozers

>>23266068
I think I saw this guy flying a helicopter over my house the other day cyat

just how cute is that

>>23266064
>Trimmy
https://youtu.be/UW2B1OI9j_0

>>23266098
is Kato the most underrated fish girl of all time czat?

>>23266137
I think so

>>23266072
>>23266091
2bf he's also making an Instagram 2 years after he got kicked off a niche internet reality show that barely anyone watched cyat
>>23266079
how come cyat

>>23266140
she has nice legs cyat

never relax cyat

>find a decent candidate for the ROMANCE ARC, a hot kenyan 24-year-old not-dumb kenyan girl who would bear my children
>discover she's COMPLETELY against even the tip an index finger going up her butt, along with any and all butt-related stuff
>she's open to all of the other shit I've talked to her about
Fucking DOWNGRADED in the rankings. Her stocks were literally soaring earlier tonight, and now it's all SELL SELL SELL. What the fuck.

>>23266168
Bro ur gonna get fucking aids sleeping around with africans

>>23266168
Butt stuff is overrated anyway cyat idk why zoomers are so obsessed with eating ass now cyat it's kind of gross cyat

>>23266177
yeah plus they're not even hot cyat the only decent looking black women are the ones that are mixed and have white features cyat

Anyways, on the negro subject. Any drill rappers murdered lately? I like to go and RIP BOZO/ omg how could this have happened??? them as soon as possible after they get turned into ghosts. That way you absorb more of their loosh and even excess loosh from the mourners. It's all about timing.

>>23266177
Acktually the HIV risk in Kenya is only 3-4%. The HIV risk in the United States is *checks* .. 0.4%, oh damn.

>>23266180
An index finger during missionary makes the experience better for her and me. It's literally throwing away a tool in the toolbox.

new cole

>>23266188
I never did that when I was allo cyat (im ace now cyat) but sometimes I would put my fingers in her mouth because it was hot to watch her suck them while I banged her cyat

>>23266191
What's Cole's theory?

>>23266200
canthal tilt

After ghosting me for days, Guatemala-girl comes back asking "for a favor." Will this once high-class child of Central America seek to try to degrade herself for money in this ROMANCE ARC? Stay tuned!

>>23266191
why is his face all red you think cyat? was he super drunk when he took this pic cyat? I heard alcoholics always have red faces for some reason cyat

>>23266206
you should post all the girls so we can rate them on a tier list I think cyat

>>23266204
I never understood what that meme was about cyat is it an incel thing to worry about positive or negative canthal tilt cyat? seems like people are always coming up with excuses about why women don't want to sleep with them cyat

Any other normal guys here?

>>23266208
He looks fine :3 leave him alone

>>23266068
i will not be one of them. he'll delete it soon. sorry cole, i liked you better when you were avant-garde

>>23266068
the threads have been nontent i haven't been checking them the past couple days sorry...

You can see whos live right now with this site. Its kinda scuffed but it works.
https://fishtank.social/live-now

>>23266230
I'm jk but he but should follow me back I think cyat everyone already knows he stalks my Instagram and Twitter anyway cyat

>>23266213
The people demand content, and thus I will deliver... the current status (for the most part) of the ROMANCE ARC. Not pictured: 1-2 Kenyan girls who either are losing steam or haven't really started in full force yet. Also, Peru-girl has just had one video call, tonight. I didn't start focusing on Peru until tonight, and I expect based on the attractiveness of the girls there and the amount of likes I'm receiving that there will be a number of Peru-girls within days.

>>23266227
Just me I think cyat

>>23266256
Guatemala and NYC are pretty cute I think cyat

>>23266261
Yeah, they're the best looking but have the worst prospects at this time.

Can you post Filipinas?

>>23266137
No shes just like the rest of them. Posting attention seeking selfies and tweets. Its all the same. Tattoos, piercings, leaked nudes, clown makeup who cares.

>>23266288
Cooling down on Kato now cyat

>>23266288
>leaked nudes
Where

>>23266068
i am not going to let my account get leaked like julius did, sorry boys, maybe next time

>>23266295
BROOKIE LMAO

Complaining about not being able to get food stamps on twitter is crazy L work cyat she probably just wanted her simps to send her money so she could get high and go clothes shopping or whatever cyat

today is a good day to love angie

I have a fever. And the only cure is more of shadis big fat titties in my face

>>23266227
Everyday normal guy here. Just enjoy the gay guy gossip you queers do

>>23266302
"Oh look at me im into anime, fellas!" Bitch, shut up.

Also, she has a porno video online of her in the shower naked and rubbing her junkeroni.

>>23266191
He looks adorable

>>23266802
it’s really an epidemic

>>23266794
Praying for a stream soon

>>23266810
Where can I find it

https://x.com/FredericAnthon6/with_replies

Freddy busy doing damage control this morning

An hour ago I decided to have my morning fap to Kato but I forgot and went with someone else and now I feel guilty
I'm so sorry K. Boo

>>23266909
I dont know, loser

>>23266913
Freddy did nothing wrong, she fully deserved it.
Actually Betty should’ve been curb stomped and had her brains splattered on on the ground under nigger boots

>>23266913
I can hear his raspy crackhead voice in my head when I read his tweets

It's complete fucking bullshit and I'm not going to do it

>>23266913
>check replies
>aperature whining about him not coming to his show
>scooter clinging to what little irrelevance he had
>close replies
yeah i think im standing with the fredster.
he didn't do no nuthin and the bitch deserved it

I will not be a pig slut for your investment
This is your leaky boat
And I ain't gettin in it

No tricksies
I'm on another level
I know

Freddy should get a kick sponsorship and start doing gamba streams

>Vance
>Bex
>Scott
>Tai
Fuck I'm going to miss them.

>>23266955
bex rulez

>>23266941
>aperature whining about him not coming to his show
Streamstars niggers should tone down their egos and remember that they are fans making a fan fiction for tiny fraction of the fanbase and none of the actual fishtank cast members owe them any attention

>>23266960
They won by getting out just before the Nepstein shit. Even if Shadi is making it a circus she's released just enough info to really make it look bad on production. Scott still wants to stream or whatever I don't think he realizes it's a W of the highest magnitude for him to stay away and denounce them.

The word of the day
Is Kettlemilkers

>>23266191
Coles a cool guy. He's a lot chattier than I thought

>>23267035
>He's a lot chattier than I thought
G4 through and through

>>23265954
Just got paid yesterday 500 mondo tokens

>>23266989
Betty said he wasn't even planning to go anyway. He was going to send a black boxer dude to beat everyone there up.

Tracts of land

>>23267035
he's been in an unusually good mood lately cyat I hope it's not just a phase cyat

boxing analysts say that tj has pillow hands cyat
and i couldn't agree more cyat
getting punched by him must feel like a spa treatment cyat
you’d fall asleep instantly cyat
classic tj W cyat

>Freddy kicks Betty out of "his" house
I thought Freddy is a lowlife bum. How does he have a house?

>>23267096
1.5/6 isn't so bad

>>23267106
It's not his parents were out of town lmao

>>23267106
He lives with his parents. He threw a big party because they were out of town.

>>23267111
omg smaack

>>23267101
she's pretty cyat

>>23267110
>>23267111
lol that's hilarious

>>23267083
man i hope he didn't forget about me. maybe its his way of getting back at me because i took a vacation.
anyway il hit mints and hope for the best, thanks for letting me know.

>>23265743
claire's posts are in top 10 bant posts list czat
not sure what shadi could even diss her for czat

>>23267104
dishwashers have crazy looking hands cyat r/dishwashers is my new favorite sub cyat

>>23267130
Surely they wear gloves

>>23265906
>when she was slim she was the best looking female
that was a long time ago cyat
she needs to lose weight again cyat
>>23266068
cole is only funny when he's a lolcow i think cyat
at least thats what he told us cyat
>>23266137
fax cyat
we need more katotent cyat

>>23267129
Being 40 and still having to wait until your parents leave town to throw a party at their house without their permission has got to be seriously depressing cyat

>>23267133
you can't go Super Saiyan DishWasher Kaioken Times 20 with gloves on cyat you gotta Goku-Max cyat

I dishwashed at a family restaurant in high school and the one thing they don't tell you about is the constant noise of dishes clanking together
I convinced them to let me wear earbuds/listen to music but I imagine you can get pretty severe and permanent hearing damage
It's also sad to think all those entry-level jobs are now taken over by Indians

>>23267130
been also getting into dishwashing vlogs czat
its kino czat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqSqZqfPArc

>>23267122
You know how jet is he sometimes forgets to pay people, he is mad funny like that

>>23267146
Did your hands get all fucked up cyat? I don't think mine did when I dishwashed part time in highschool for a bit cyat I wasn't goku-maxxing back then cyat

klaus is a disgusting pedophile meth head with a gay squidward voice and his brother is burning in hell

Have u ever considered why Uber and AirBnB were and are allowed to operate despite being in fragrant violation of all kinds of zoning laws, regulatory bodies and standards with regards to their particular fields of service?

Have you ever considered how easy it would be for intelligent criminals or those engaged in intrigue otherwise to traffick human beings or anything else you can imagine using these systems in a practically undetectable fashion due to the decentralized nature of both platforms and the vast user base that can easily be blended into and even used unwittingly for these purposes?

Maybe you have. Maybe not though too.

Klaus is obsessed with TJ being a dishwasher because he's a 30+ junkie with no job

>>23267143
the dishwashing community produce kino memes cyat
they know how to turn an L into a hypothetical W cyat
just like goku cyat

>>23267149
that's guys pretty sick with the dishes cyat definitely a Goku-maxxer cyat

>>23267158
truuuuuuuuu

>>23267158
did you like my Justin Long impression from the last thread cyat? I thought it was pretty good cyat
>>23267166
I am jealous of his SSJDW (super Saiyan Juggernaut dishwasher) aura cyat every defeat/L just makes him come back even stronger than last time cyat it's crazy cyat

>>23267168
I love my r/dishwasher may-mays cyat

how do you even work yourself into a shoot like that over TJ out of anyone.
he's just a goofy lovable retard.

>>23267143
Looks like a brain. Dishwashers can think with their hands after a while

They have diluted the brand so much since Season 4. The only way I could see them redeeming themselves is if Jon's ADL 2 has actually good production values on the fishtank site and becomes like Season 1/Bloodgames Week 1 Jontent. Yes I admit the only unofficial fishtank spin-off I enjoyed was ADL even though 90% of it was garbage but it had some funny memes and external drama

>>23266068
some of us don’t care about cole

>>23267158
you never seen this movie cyat?
i think it's a good impression cyat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXwaAXygF10
>>23267184
no one here has a problem with tj cyat
we're just rooting for his W's cyat

>>23267195
I know it hurts his sensitive little feelings when people dont give a shit what he has to say so its fun to mention how little he matters

>>23267184
he's got "aura" cyat

>>23267196
Is that tj? Did he finally learn how to box?

>>23267192
Did they confirm Jon is back?

>stream stars
>Gregtank
>ADL
>Sardine can
>segregated
>Spictank
>Magic stars
>sardine can 2
>ADL 2
>unamed project in Texas dumbgay invited Trish to (she said Freddy was going to)
this is getting a little ridiculous

>>23267211
wait I forgot bitch tank and powtank

>>23267204
tj solved boxing cyat
he figured out the rocky technique of getting mad cyat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZwJmnQPqyc

>>23267204
he's still training to become SSJDWKK times 2 I think cyat

Morning bros, you can start being entertaining now.

>>23267211
you think those last two are real cyat?

>>23267224
>>23267219
I pray everyday your shizo junkie ass ODs and you join your brother in hell you rat looking ass faggot

>>23267227
I've been waiting for you to say that

>>23267211
>unamed project in Texas dumbgay invited Trish to (she said Freddy was going to)
Warming up on Alex Stein tank

>>23267227
There's literally nothing that can happen besides ellie crashing out away from jet and Angelina streaming

>>23267227
I might go back to sleep can you take over for my cyat
>>23267232
I'm sober/asexual now cyat no ODs for me cyat

>>23267211
Nobody even watched or remembered the first Sardine Can until Sardine Can 2. I just referred to it as "Aperturetank"

>>23267227
Entertainment machine broke
>>23267232
I cant imagine caring that much about a gay gossip general as to wish death upon people. Does mocking TJ really bother you that much?

>>23267238
Young boomer Eggy riding the mower

We should've listened

>>23267195
>>23267200
If someone calls him flamboyant again he might crash out and delete his Instagram cyat I hope that doesn't happen like last time cyat

Manifesting Angie
>SWGON

nico got deleted cyat
seth mogged him cyat

>>23267237
we're in the middle of prelude arc matter of fact Scott will declare war today

>>23267035
The Cole x Claire x Jin /bant/ fan service stream would go crazy

>>23267237
Shadi diss tracks confirmed for this Fall. We are so fucking back!!

>>23267258
He got unbanned and banned again

>>23267255
Tfw i was the 1 that called him flamboyant during his stream

new
>>23267267
>>23267267

>>23267262
Summer is so terrifying
And cute
But also terrifying

>>23267258
seth did that cyat?
>>23267260
we gotta make it happen cyat

>>23267284
This bitch left after like 3 days

>>23267195
I care about Cole. <3
>>23267158
Klaus is cute and deserves love and does a good Justin Long impression.

>>23267296
thanks cyat Cole can be pretty funny sometimes cyat lots of us care about him cyat