Thread 23267067

i got 99 problems and they are all tomatoes
i mean it, they started going bad so im going to jar some homemade tomato sauce and two large pans isnt enough to cook them all, its like, 3+ gallons worth of tomatoes

>>23267067 (OP)
pretty good problem to have

>>23267115
i suppose. There has been a bunny that would just nibble on a tomato, move to another tomato and nibble on it and i was pissed at first but i have so many tomatos im not even upset anymore

However, both myself and my chickens are sick of eating tomatoes

>>23267151
damn...

i grew some tomatoes but they're all tiny

sell the sauce for around a dollar or two a jar.
that's a better price than ragu and the homemade, organic aspect will attract karens and hippies like flies to shit.

>>23267193
>sell the sauce for around a dollar or two a jar.
i dont even sell my excess eggs i just give them to family and neighbors for free im not going to bother trying to sell tomato sauce for $2 a jar

>>23267193
i think he has alot of money

selling them could be fun, and you might meet or run into people
idk though

>>23267175
those are good

if it's cherry tomatoes you mean

>>23267067 (OP)
have you considered semi-drying them in the sun, then jaring them in olive oil with garlic, black pepper corns and rosemary? it's really good on pizza.

>>23267201
>i think he has alot of money
people consider me to be wealthy but i act like im poor
>>23267207
marketing and selling a few jars of tomato sauce seems like too much work
>>23267289
>>23267290
i gave a few cups of freshly picked cherry tomatoes to one of my neighbors yesterday and it didnt make a dent, he appreciated it though
>>23267315
too late to sun dry but im currently cooking them down with onion and the spices used are basil, paprika, tumeric and garlic

Its 3 large pans worth of tomatoes, i blended the first two pans, currently waiting on the third pan to finish then i'll blend it too. Currently slow cooking the blended mix to remove bitterness

>>23267398
>i gave a few cups of freshly picked cherry tomatoes to one of my neighbors yesterday and it didnt make a dent, he appreciated it though
eheheh
tomato scarface
>marketing and selling a few jars of tomato sauce seems like too much work
it's probably not worth it purely for the money, but it could be fun
it seems you're kinda reclusive though, and idk what the people in your town are like

i HATE cherry tomatoes
cherry tomatoes SUCK
i want BIG tomatoes like BEEFSTEAK tomatoes

>>23267585
>BEEFSTEAK
i have a few beefsteak tomato plants but those are typically the ones the bunny takes a nibble from so i feed them to my chickens

i eat tomatoes like apples sometimes, but you gotta be careful where you bite
there's like four "quadrants"
if you take an incorrect first bite into any of them you end up spraying the tomato bits everywhere

>>23267594
TOTAL BNUY DEATH

>>23267612
im waiting for it to get bigger and then i'll turn it into a burger

>>23267640
there's probably some sort of joke about americans to be made

>>23267650
probably but at least im not fat

>>23267640
i only eat vegan burgers

>>23267729
>vegan
is cum vegan?

>>23267729
>mcr shirt
>tail
>dyed hair
>bad attitude

>>23267750
i guess if it's consensual and you're not killing or enslaving someone just to collect their cume
>>23267754
i got some hair dye recently

Are you, pittsniffer and raccoon eater the same fangirling

>>23267793
he is sniffer of pits and burgerer of crits

>>23267772
>enslaving someone just to collect their cum
that actually sounds really hot
>>23267793
i am pittsniffer and i eat coons

>>23267864
not that hot in my opinion

>>23267895
bc your as lame as a squash, and not even a butternut or spaghetti squash

>>23267772
If it's blue you're getting touched vigorously this is a promise

>>23267910
squash isn't lame it's tasty

>>23267793
why did you delete your reply?
or were you jannied?
>inb4 no response
i'd assume jannied
>>23267927
>squash isn't lame
it is. even spaghetti squash is mediocre

>>23267924
black no1
part of my wants to do a blue ombre type thing
>>23267942
shut the heck up retarded incel

>>23267956
Don't do it you'll regret it

>>23267956
>shut the heck up retarded incel
>incel
you complained about wanting to get dicked down 5 times in a row meanwhile on a company-funded business trip i met up with a femboy who specifically said "no sex or bjs only cuddles" and i gave him such a good time and he enjoyed my presence so much he bought $240 plane tickets to come visit me next month
i havent touched grindr since because i know nutting in this cute guy is guaranteed

>>23267983
i hate the antichrist

>>23267983
Abababababbabababa nobody cares about your story you retell every other day retarded incel

>>23267967
indubitably
i might try a temp dye for halloween purposes
>>23267983
incelcoded post

>>23268048
>>23268056
>incel
cope at the hurtful truth
i turn down cute guys for sex all the time

>>23268056
There's spray in temps you can try. If you do your roots a light color and then the rest a dark color like black you can get stealth highlights where you only see the color when your hair moves.
>>23268077
Shut the fuck up retarded insecure incel

>>23268095
>If you do your roots a light color and then the rest a dark color like black you can get stealth highlights where you only see the color when your hair moves.
tjhat is cool

>>23268095
>retarded insecure incel
im retarded and insecure but im not an incel

>>23268114
incel hands typed this

>>23268132
go cry about wanting your bitch button hit because nobody wants to hit it

>>23268098
Thanks. I've only done it a couple times but it's really cool.
>>23268114
>retarded and insecure
Yeah incel

>>23268138
i don't cry

>>23268138
>nobody wants to hit it
I'd be arrested for crimes against humanity afterwards. I would do things to him that would make Moloch blush.

>>23268175
what's the deal with moloch?

>>23268182
Satanic tranny with a goat head the pedophilic elite sacrifice children to at bohemian grove

>>23268175
thanks awfully

>filled 3 giant mason jars with sauce
>have leftover sauce so i decide to turn it into indian curry
>pull a jar out of the heat processing pot
>it slips and falls into my curry
>take it to the sink
>rinse it off with water
>it explodes

>>23268975
bottom moment

>>23269128
awful comment, i pin bottoms down and fuck them im not a bottom just because i was stupid once

>>23269151
>once

>>23269151
you've made enough stupid posts to earn your bottom license please bend over

>>23268975
thermal shock?

>>23269239
>thermal shock?
yes, the thought didnt cross my mind i just wanted to clean the jar off

>>23269255
rip..

>>23269151
You're a bottom because you're always stupid. Absolutely woman brained insecure faggot.