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Anonymous Ireland No.23267079 >>23267080 >>23267081 >>23267085 >>23269878
Christian Appreciation Thread
a normal conservative (generally right wing but reserved - vote for a well known ex fascist party) family finish Sunday church/mass service. The mingle in the parking lot for a while, with other parishioners from all walks of life who they know, police officers. construction workers, teachers, lawyers, military personnel and gardeners.

They decide to go for a sunday drive, and stop at a nearby park to go for a walk

>from within the hedges stumbles out a man who jostles towards them
>he has dreadlocks, smells of goat feces, has yellow teeth, a joint in his mouth and holds flyers
>he hands a flyer to the father...''dude youv got to come to the summer skyfest ritual to the earth goddess''
>what ?
>''dude, its like, your pagan roots, like a celebration of mother gaia''
>no thank you, were Catholic
>''what ?! dude, the church is like, oppressive, and its not even our native beliefs''
>he puffs out a foul breath of marijuana saturated smoke...right in the direction of the mans children
>the mother strategically moves the children behind her
>the father says ''no thank you''
>''pssst your loss, bigot !''
>the family walk on
>the little girl asks ''daddy, who was that strange man and what was the smell''
>the father ''thats a very sick man honey''
>daughter ''does he have a tummy ache''
>father ''no dear its not that kind of sickness, his head is sick''
>daughter ''i will say a prayer for him that his head sickness goes away''
>the mother ''what a wonderful daughter''
>the father ''we are indeed lucky to have such a wonderful family''

the sun then protrudes through the clouds and shines a ray of light down directly on the family

and at aprox the same instant, a pigion takes a shit on the head of the new age hippy.
Anonymous Unknown No.23267080 >>23267142
>>23267079 (OP)
Christianity: worship a jew and welcome foreigners. Be a weak pussy who never fights back and love your enemies

Lol and you wonder why satanic nazism exists. Fuck you faggot.
Anonymous Israel No.23267081 >>23270615
>>23267079 (OP)
Prepare for anti Christian shill kikes attack

In 3 2 1
Anonymous (ID: Ov8ytV1n) United States No.23267085 >>23267142 >>23270615
>>23267079 (OP)
christcucks should go suck off kikes for your ziofag religion
Anonymous (ID: /1H1gM9v) Ireland No.23267142
>>23267080
>>23267085

a pigeon took a shit on the head of the new age hippy.

did you not learn the moral of the story ?
Anonymous (ID: cdjRn+5p) United States No.23267156 >>23269856
not a good thread
Anonymous (ID: /1H1gM9v) Ireland No.23269856
>>23267156

it is you just have no sense of humor but its ok


i forgive you

t christian
Anonymous (ID: Ckn75/4S) United States No.23269878 >>23270103
>>23267079 (OP)
And what would happen if one of the family were to discover my cum-covered anime body pillow?
Anonymous (ID: /1H1gM9v) Ireland No.23270103 >>23270634
>>23269878

pretty sure animae is a vector for a jewish psyop designed to promote pedophilic thinking among the japs anon
Anonymous (ID: cEIH2ULi) United States No.23270615 >>23272272
>>23267081
>shill post right after this one
Like clockwork

>>23267085
Anonymous (ID: DuNbwhtE) United States No.23270634
>>23270103
That sounds unlikely
Anonymous (ID: GWy1Kyjc) United States No.23270761
i don't hate christians, i just hate that your culture of be good, even to your enemies has enabled the enemies to completely fuck our entire society.

atheism didn't lobby to give women the right to vote.
women suspiciously married to high profile jews did.
Anonymous (ID: GWy1Kyjc) United States No.23270768 >>23270948
most athiests will say to you
>i don't need a book to be good, i can have morality on my own.
i say to you, your morality fucking sucked. sometimes, you do in fact need to be racist. you do need to hate thy neighbor, when he stabs an innocent woman on the bus in the neck.
Anonymous (ID: /eM4PI2d) United States No.23270948 >>23270961 >>23270979
>>23270768
You misunderstand hate
I can love people even as I kill them
Anonymous (ID: GWy1Kyjc) United States No.23270961 >>23271018
>>23270948
yeah, that's because you're a fuckin' sociopath, you retard.
Anonymous (ID: GWy1Kyjc) United States No.23270979
>>23270948
>I can love people even as I kill them
'i can love people even as i kill them'?
find me a well adjusted grown adult that says this, i challenge you.
Anonymous (ID: /eM4PI2d) United States No.23271018 >>23271032
>>23270961
I never said I'd enjoy it
I said I could
Anonymous (ID: GWy1Kyjc) United States No.23271032 >>23271071
>>23271018
that's not what being a sociopath is about. that's what tik tok thinks it's about.

to a normal person, such an act is unthinkable.
Anonymous (ID: /eM4PI2d) United States No.23271071 >>23271100 >>23271101
>>23271032
Normal people are fucking stupid
What about what I said makes me a sociopath
Anonymous (ID: GWy1Kyjc) United States No.23271100 >>23271142
>>23271071
you have never taken a life.
you have never been face to face with someone's death.
you have never seen blood pool on the floor.

if you saw these things, you could not handle them. that is what makes you normal. i don't care how many shitty live leak videos you've seen, you have never experienced the fucking smell.

you're a larper.
Anonymous (ID: GWy1Kyjc) United States No.23271101
>>23271071
TLDR, i don't actually think you're a sociopath. i was mocking your ideology.
Anonymous (ID: RWkKFeji) United States No.23271142 >>23271147
>>23271100
I don't claim to have killed.
I just have confidence that I would not need to hate anyone to do it.
Anonymous (ID: GWy1Kyjc) United States No.23271147 >>23271152
>>23271142
that's exactly what i'm talking about.
that's an arrogant, larpy, irresponsible thing to say.
Anonymous (ID: GWy1Kyjc) United States No.23271150
when i say
>i would just shoot a nigger that tries to mug me
it's obviously a joke. realistically if you did, you'd wind up in jail anyway.
Anonymous (ID: Nf3dfkvP) United States No.23271152 >>23271156
>>23271147
Then we return to the question: what makes you think that?
Anonymous (ID: GWy1Kyjc) United States No.23271156 >>23271175
>>23271152
>i could kill anyone, i could do it. i really could, but like, i don't have to let hate weigh down my heart or something cause i'm like jesus
you unbelievable retard
Anonymous (ID: /CTsRcFO) United States No.23271175 >>23271179
>>23271156
You're the one framing me as an edgy teenager who thinks I'm special
I don't even know for sure that I'd have the strength of will to kill intentionally
And I certainly don't think I'm any kind of saint
I'm a total loser
I just don't think I need to hate to kill
I don't think you need it either
Anonymous (ID: GWy1Kyjc) United States No.23271179 >>23271207
>>23271175
>You're the one framing me as an edgy teenager who thinks I'm special
no, i'm framing you as kyle brofloski in that episode where he starts sucking farts for peace in the middle east.
Anonymous (ID: BJ+GHDRE) United States No.23271207
>>23271179
What
therealbyakko (ID: /+h91LiO) Finland No.23271262 >>23271741
why do we build castles in the sky please wait for the ai to count 300 and secure your connection meaning you are not allowed to speak anything here freely blablabla you know the deal

do you? anon. not any anon here and you shouldnt as they cut down the internet cables once by one they gone from xcrowdstrike from total world dominion by now. what it means they install in finland coast also the hybridgov small datacents so they can decide whats going on and whats. not.
|why:

https://apps.dtic.mil/sti/citations/ADA333462

https://www.europarl.europa.eu/doceo/document/E-5-2004-1446_FI.html?redirect

https://www.europarl.europa.eu/doceo/document/E-8-2015-003449_FI.html

how":

https://eiscat.se/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ionospheric_heater

https://patents.google.com/patent/US5003186A/en

howamiitswhoami: where is yourgod? askyourselfstupidhumansz

/jesurun sky
Anonymous (ID: JJVOjSf1) Australia No.23271637
thread go up
Anonymous (ID: DuNbwhtE) United States No.23271741
>>23271262
What
Anonymous (ID: pi6iZRBJ) United States No.23272244 >>23272594
you think we're going to appreciate christians after you ruined our countries?
Anonymous (ID: pi6iZRBJ) United States No.23272272 >>23272594
>>23270615
for me its Daisy Ridley, best Moschiach, hands down. and unlike those other posers, you can actually witness her miracles with your own eyes.
Anonymous (ID: cEIH2ULi) United States No.23272594
>>23272244
>goes to shit after the country is thoroughly kiked
You need to learn how to make an argument.

>>23272272
>Moschiach
You're not hiding well