Thread 23268753

And looking at you like this, what do?

>>23268753 (OP)
punch her in the face full force

>>23268753 (OP)
smile back

>>23268753 (OP)
Majority of men never had woman look at them like this.

>>23268753 (OP)
Cringe and begin to worry what she wants out of me.

>>23268754
Least socially inept germ

>>23268753 (OP)
>what do?
wake up from my dream cus no way in hell a dude like her would ogle a chick like me like that.

>>23268753 (OP)
Talk about the Indo-European root race and the blood of the West.

Shit myself while maintaining eye contact without smiling.

>>23268753 (OP)
Spill spaghetti.

>>23268753 (OP)
Let her pay the bill and see how she reacts

turn and walk away. the path of the blade is a lonely one, but one i must tread.

>>23268753 (OP)
Wake up.

>>23268753 (OP)
you should have got yer own chips luv, you're not getting none o'mine

>>23268753 (OP)
>what do?
stutter “I-uh, uh, d-din.. dinner, me? I, uh, I don’t-” stumble back, trip hard and crash down on the floor, get up with a red face, and leave.

>>23268753 (OP)
Schizodump about Nietzsche’s Will to Power like an autist

>>23268753 (OP)
Bend her over and check her for tail.
If there is none, walk away (but pay for the food I'd ordered for myself because we have to be fair)

>>23268753 (OP)
Tell her that her eyes are not as blue as in her pictures. Then take the menu and lean my head back and let the menu sit on my face until the waiter comes. Autistically screech at the waiter in a mix of French, Spanish, and English while asking him about almost every entree on the menu. After 20 min of this he leaves to get our food while I pick my nose removing the morning boogers I forgot about while wiping it under the table cloth. As soon as we get our food I start chewing bubble gum and just starring at my food.
Let it sit without eating.
When check comes stand up and announce to the restaurant that a 30% tip is far too much and that waiters are basically highway robbers at this point telling everyone I feel like I'm on a train in the old west that's being robbed.
On the way out spit my gum into one of the nearby potted plants. As we sit down in the car let a big ol fart rip and say " Picking my nose makes me fart. "
Insist that her driving is extremely dangerous and erratic the whole ride home.
Once we arrive at my place I sprint from the car and tear open my front door like there's someone chasing me. Never call her back.

>>23268753 (OP)
Whip it out and smacking on the table

>>23268753 (OP)
> hides his adam apple
> his dick is probably bigger than mine

>>23268753 (OP)
Make her confess to being an agent of the state.

>>23268769
what if there is

>>23268753 (OP)
>Girl invited you to a dinner.
unrealistic premise

>>23268753 (OP)
Tell her I need to be somewhere and I think the webm can explain the rest.

>>23268757
it's your fbi handler that was assigned for posting on here.
>hey anon, you're so sexy, let's talk about your deepest darkest secrets. You're just so tough and manly. I bet you don't even cuck yourself to stupid laws. Let's talk about that, I just want to hear your voice.

>>23268753 (OP)
Brown eyes, pass.

FUCK they're onto me. Not sure if CIA or reptilian.

>>23268753 (OP)
"I have leaky butt. Do you still like me?"

>>23268759
khazar milkers or gtfo

>>23268753 (OP)
Force myself to say something despite not wanting to talk.

>>23268753 (OP)
> what do?
Tell her about my thesis on TToDPTW

>>23268753 (OP)
thanks for dinner. it was very yummy, ooh look at the time.. I have to go visit my mother now. thanks, bye

>>23268753 (OP)
Spill my spaghetti everywhere, most likely.

>>23268753 (OP)
She cute, would creampie

>>23268753 (OP)
What do i do? Try to figure out what is she up to.

>>23268753 (OP)
>so.. you're jewish right?

>>23268753 (OP)
All blondes are dumb.

>>23268777
Based

>>23268753 (OP)
Read her Mein Kampf

>>23268753 (OP)
>what do?
Well hello, my dear
I hope you brought your wallet

>>23268789
Watch your mouth clanker.

>>23268753 (OP)

Immediately hit the deck and start slobbering on her toes.

>>23268753 (OP)
ask her what is good at this restaurant. because i clearly accepted her invitation.

>girl invites you to dinner
I already know I'm dreaming at this point, these things don't happen IRL

Eat that box right under the restraunt table

>>23268793
Although he is right the girl in the photo is clearly not a blonde since her roots are visibly dark.

>>23268753 (OP)

I don't really interact with people normally anymore, anon. I don't think I would do much in that situation except be blunt and get straight to the point.
Miss me with all those gay ass romantic gestures. Grow up. You're an adult, it's time you started acting like it.

You want an effective romantic gesture that works on me? Keep my home clean and meals freshly prepped and keep the kids sharp.

>I masturbated to you last night
>do you want to see a video?

>>23268753 (OP)
as always, just say something sweet so that she could have nice memory of you ...

You have to give back something for her effort... because, if you ignore all of them, you will feel like a jerk, not good.

let her have a little bit, show off, in the front of her friends..
then tell something practical down to earth to shift her focus, from what she imagine about you, in to reality, you have to deescalate emotions before you leave, so that would look very normal and casual... I understand that she is some ones daughter and you don't wanna hurt her feelings, it just temporary, will go over.

>>23268753 (OP)
Thoroughly inspect the crotch area for penis or evidence of there having been one.

>>23268753 (OP)
I wake up

>>23268753 (OP)
>Girl takes the initiative and asks a guy out

I don’t want to say it’s impossible, but this only happens once in a blue moon. Usually the chick is crazy and aggressive in some way, too. She was desperate enough to ask you out, after all.

Put 2 Viagras and 2 20mg dexamphetamine tablets on my tounge and nod at her before I swallow.
Not a joke this is literally a move I do IRL.

>>23268753 (OP)
Drink 4 beers one after another then order whisky and gin

>>23268753 (OP)
Look around for the prank channel cameras ;_;

>>23268753 (OP)
girls always look at me like that even without asking me to dinner

>>23268753 (OP)
"I need to return some videotapes"

>>23268753 (OP)
Ask her if is ok for her to live with me and the others girls

>>23268776
can't say I'm a fan of sony but I hope he enjoys his.

>>23268753 (OP)
wake up :(

>>23268753 (OP)
>Smile very brightly
>"Dinner? Where?"
>She gets nervous and doesn't know what to answer
>I get dizzy
>She turns around and hides in shame
>I feel incomprehensible guilt but give her a thumbs up and say something like: "you have all the dinner you need right here," while pointing at cafeteria food around us, while smiling, trying to break the ice
>"Hehe yeahh" she says while smiling, having gotten the ick and wanting to kys
>Nod awkwardly, tell her "see you" as I turn around and leave
>She hurries off idk where
>I can never show my face there again nor can she
>Suffer psychosis
>Obsess and do mindfulness exercises trying to get over the surreal exchange
>Consider psychiatrists
>Eventually find the answer through mindfulness and finally "get over it"
>Start ruminating about what I would tell her about the exchange if I see her
>Eventually, a few weeks later, do see her
>Pretend like nothing has happened and talk again, shallow talk, and eventually just say ok see you bye bye :)
>Get psychosis again
>Become a shell of my former self

>>23268753 (OP)
>"there were four planes hijacked by Mossad agents disguised as airline pilots. The four aircraft were all flown to Celveland, from the the last Boeing took off again with the passengers of all four machines on board, to be shot down by US fighters over Shanksville. The aircraft went down completely unnoticed by the public and crashed in a field near New Baltimore. After that two remote controlled cargo machines flew into the twin towers before they, like WTC7, were blown up in a controlled demolition using previously installed explosives. At the Pentagon, a cruise missile deliberately destroyed the wing where work was being done to solve a huge financial scandal. It killed the experts and destroyed the compromising documents."

>>23268754
fpbp

>>23268753 (OP)
After I inspect the mountain pass or before?

>>23268753 (OP)
Take her in the bathroom and eat her pussy for being a good girl.

>>23268753 (OP)
Ask if she left her tits at home.

>>23268808
same
hence why all cute zoomettes are belong to us Xer daddies

>>23268793
kek, what a time to be alive

>>23268753 (OP)
say
>i can loan you 20$ at 5% interest no more bitch

>>23268753 (OP)
ask her to marry me,must secure those white babies as fast as possible

>>23268753 (OP)
5 minutes of uninterrupted eye contact

>>23268753 (OP)
Fuck things up, happened many times
>>23268760
Exactly what I mean. Or worst, talk to her about mathematical problems, newton law based cosmology, and astronomy.

>>23268821

tf u gonna do with a dollar interest?
You gonna reinvest that into selling potato chips on the trains?

>>23268776
FUUUUCK maybe the women were right all along? every one of these is a subhuman.

t. i complete and utter failure

>>23268753 (OP)
Nah I'm good. Any woman with standards low enough to approach me can't have anything but nefarious intentions, and I won't be a part of it.

>>23268753 (OP)
Ahhh yes the "pretend to be cute and innocent" act
Many good men fall for this scam every day

>>23268753 (OP)
>What do you want? Do I have something in my teeth? I'll go home and brush. Good bye.

>>23268754
right in the face of kikes
glory to the volk

>>23268753 (OP)
>no tits
Ask real age and gender.

>>23268753 (OP)
Smile like a happy retard

>>23268829
This.

>>23268753 (OP)
I'm autistic and even I can tell that woman isn't actually that into the person she's looking at.

The rest of you dipshits don't have a chance.

>>23268753 (OP)
nobody likes me so someone who invites me to something probably had bad intentions

>>23268769
based tail poster. destroy all women threads with fur covered goddesses

Get the dick out of your ass. Women shouldn't pay for the first date

>>23268753 (OP)
>stare at my feet uncomfortablely
>go to toilet
>runs away home

>load up /pol/ to tell them about the mental harpy that tried to use black magic on my mind

>>23268753 (OP)
Start checking my bank account.

>>23268753 (OP)
Bleach her.

>>23268753 (OP)

>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.
>Ask her if she's ok.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs
>Ask if she needs a ride home
>Tell her to take care.