Thread 23269400

>mess around with sports betting a little bit here and there for fun
>trying to see if I can game the system a little bit and make any amount of profit at all, and also make sportsball games more interesting

>the other day I find a good "price" on a Rams moneyline on a certain sportsbook
>combined with a "profit boost token" from that sportsbook I end up with a nice edge on this particular bet
>try to explain this to my friend
>he basically has no idea what I'm talking about
>"ah geez dood that bet doesn't pay that much (-144 odds), I'd have to put it in a parlay so it pays more"
>mfw

normies are completely defenseless against sportsbooks, it's incredible

There's nothing more normie than sports sportsball and gambling. You've managed to combine the two. Well done.

eheheh>>23269410

>>23269410
desu the conclusion I've come to is that you're actually a midwit if you can't appreciate sports games and WWE. It's literally that meme with the bell curve and the wojaks

>>23269418
>you're actually a midwit if you can't appreciate sports games and WWE
well, WWE is entirely fake so we're off to a shitty start.
do we even need to argue that all of the sports institutions in our country are nigger based humiliation rituals?

make a sport about fighting, and then prove it's not rigged. i'll watch. i'll even pay. there are hooks that will attract people even if they're strange people. you can't look at WWE fans and say those faggots are not strange, at the goddamned least.

>>23269439
>WWE is entirely fake

Wait, hang on... WWE is fake?! I can't believe you figured it out.

>>23269442
hey captain bellcurve, since it didn't get across the first time, why would anyone want to watch fights with a predetermined outcome based entirely on a bet placed by three jews the night before?

this is not an episode of fucking dragonball, nobody wants to see a fictionalized battle of two yelling men.

>>23269442
honestly, the argument that it's obviously fake isn't good when you're arguing about sports.

WWE isn't a sport. it's live action dragon ball.

>>23269467
>live action dragon ball

>>23269482
>sportsball is kino, and not jewish
>WWE is a real sport
>live action dragon ball was good, actually

>>23269511
desu I'll give you some credit, most of modern WWE is pretty boring. If you want to see good wrestling you need to watch old Mike Awesome vs Masato Tanaka matches. Mike is an actual DBZ character

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6T77WqENQk

>>23269410
>sportsball bad because I was bullied for being a faggot in highschool

this is why you're a depressed faggot and no one likes you

start watching sportsball

everyone can enjoy sportsball. NFL season just started. >>>/sp/