Thread 23271336

my friend had a seizure so i threw him in the car and dragged him to the emergency room where a jew proceeded to rip off his clothes and pinch his nipples in an attempt to revive him

to clarify, i'm talking about my friends clothes and nipples, not the jews clothes and nipples

the jew tore off my friends clothes and pinched my friends nipples (it didn't work)

>>23271341
>(it didn't work)
I'm sorry

this sounds hot

Describe your friend's nipples in obnoxious detail

>>23271347
maybe it did but it took like 5 hours to kick in, they might've done some other stuff to heal him while i was waiting
>>23271374
they are small, flat, manly nipples that don't protrude, each one of them has a ring of hairs growing around it, despite his chest not being hairy, it was funny, the jew was wearing a little hat and everything

not like my nipples, my nipples are big and round because I'm fat, i wish i had nipples like his

>>23271388
Jesus crust that's repulsive. Thank you

>>23271398
fun fact about his nipples: if you rub them while he's conscious it always makes him giggle

>>23271407
Dude
What are you doing

>>23271336 (OP)
Living the dream

>>23271421
everyone likes a good nipple tickle from time to time

>>23271421
>he doesn’t tickle his friends nipples
Retarded mentally ill incel detected

>>23271336 (OP)
Stay with him at the hospital to ensure he isnt dispatched with a missing foreskin

>>23271407
Wish I had a friend that rubbed my nipples
Sigh

>>23271562
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