Thread 23287433

Jew edition

>/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Alex "Diamond Dickhead" Stein is LIVE crying about Charlie Kirk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCBC4d2ifg0
-- Sam, Nick and Charls find out about Charlie Kirks assassination https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1nehaly/sam_nick_and_charls_find_out_about_charlie_kirks/
-- Nina bit a guy's arm so hard she drew BLOOD!
-- Jimmy got KICKED from Sardine Tin for making a BOMB! https://x.com/idfkushoverlord/status/1966185676002697576
-- Fishtank Digest Sardine Tin Day 10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYNg6wXtMLI
-- Charleston White admits what we already knew: "Fuck that white boy Charlie Kirk and his white babies, I been playing on you stupid fuckers, i don't give a fuck about white folks" https://x.com/Americultist/status/1966174056316912066

>Watch here:
https://fishtank.live
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://gofile.io/d/jWk3Rt
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive

Previous: >>23286600

WAIT JENNY I JUST FOUND OUT SOMEONE ELSE IS HERE, JULIUS JUST SHOWED UP

The captions on those Shoeonhead nudes being written by a brown ESL is extremely on brand.

Alejandro De La Mancha

Hey Klausers

I just hope that ellie has wonderful day

I just hope Cryo has a clautastic bennyevening

>>23287449
hi

>>23287446
They're indistinguishable from bant threads

I'm Klaus czat

it’s a good night to love angie

>>23287449
sup tʃæt

>>23287446
lol it is funny but I do feel bad that she got felted by a honeypot catfish account like that tʃæt

>>23287464
Why’d he say that

I hope Norway has an emirutacular shadia jet dickpic shoeonheadtacular etc etc

>>23287449
evening tʃæt!
>>23287457
me too tʃæt
>>23287461
me too tʃæt

>>23287470
idk just a coincidence

How about penis0nass

/pol/tards saying it could be this guy that slimed Kirk. What does /ftl/ think?

https://youtu.be/XzbsCpiA5Q0

>>23287464
>you dumb cunt
>I miss u

>>23287470
Letty cheated on Jeremy with the excuse that they weren't together anymore. Clearly, Jeremy didn't think they'd broken up. If you're asking who the real Klaus is, if it's not a real guy then we can only speculate what weird nickname that was Letty used for someone.

Alex Stein just said Charlie Kirk's death was worse than 9/11 because he was a "future president" and no future presidents died in the twin towers

No, I am not making this up

sex with angie

>>23287495
Primestein you always was a silly ho.

>>23287453
who's the robed guy on the left pulling the lever tʃæt?

>>23287487
that would be w rizz if he just said that

>>23287449
yo

>>23287502
berwick

>>23287486
the guy who killed charlie is already back in tel aviv, never to be seen again

>>23287505
my man here got some sun on his face that tʃæt or maybe he was just really shit faced it's hard to tell sometimes tʃæt
>>23287509
oh yes that makes sense I guess tʃæt

>>23287505
Hi pizzaguy how are you feeling today

>>23287492
They had broken up, they haven’t seen each other since before Covid

>>23287519
been a long day

it's nice to kick back and chill with the klauser army

>>23287518
probably both

he's a working man after all

>>23287525
Yea #KlausArmy #KlausNation from California to Arkansas to New England yep I’m a #Klauser and we’re family

>>23287486
did CK felt this guy tʃæt I got cringed out and had to close the tab as soon as he started speaking tʃæt the ick was too strong tʃæt

Primestein crying about him mom again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCBC4d2ifg0

>>23287525
>>23287533
Based Klauser gang tʃæt

>>23287543
I want to hug him

>>23287495
>This is much different from the JFK assassination, it's so much worse
>Let's feel the sadness together guys

shut the fuck up alex

"Society will never be challenged as hard as it was challenged yesterday"

>>23287543
>i dont know if trumps presidency can even be successful anymore
LOL what the fuck?

>>23287549
Julius....
(1) What happened to the relationship with the 18-year-old.
(2) How long did the relationship last?
Tell us. We need to update the Julius-lore doc.

>>23287543
it's a rough 9/11 for everyone I think tʃæt

>>23287554
I'm not Julius, I'm the twitter screencap posting ausanon

>>23287543
erm #ridiculous

>>23287564
:O

Stein almost burst out laughing at this moment

https://x.com/TMZ/status/1966271814499487786

keyser soze tʃæt

>>23287572

>My greatest ally Good Goyim can't cuck for Israel anymore!!!

This thread is goblin coded

>>23287543
So it's ok for Dean Weiner to cry and we call him a bitch but when le wholesome right wing nazi does it we should feel bad?

>>23287516
We need eyes on the ground, Israel anon we need you

>>23287535
I don't know, I only watched a little to look at the guy.

>>23287581
We didn’t call Dean a bitch

Is the word "jimmies" to describe chocolate sprinkles racist? I asked grok and it said no but i don't believe it.
Thanks in advance

>>23287586
you JERKS ruined Bloodgames for this GODDESS

>>23287581
What the fuck are you talking about retard

>>23287592
bro that is jet with hair

>>23287595
and JET is BEAUTIFUL

post more of the angel

only three to go

>>23287595
im so gay

>>23287609
who did she add do you know tʃæt another nontent Asian girl maybe tʃæt?

kissing joopy on her man lips and sucking her male penis

>>23287620
That’s a big belt

>>23287493
adorbs

>>23287543
never liked stein on the show but I don't like seeing him like this

>>23287581
i dnt think “stein” is a nazi

>>23287554
why do you keep spamming this when i answered it
are you just dumb and mentally ill?

>>23287642
Me neither especially since he’s usyally so upbeat

>>23287617
I care more about the number

loling at jeet's kid pics he was a zesty little bitch boy. Now i understand what his father meant. Terminally low t little groomer freak

>>23287648
Evil plan status?

Julius is now bullying little kids

TJ x Binx

>>23287828
Little gay kids

>>23287668
>kid pics
>zesty
now julius you're gonna get into trouble again

Be nice

>>23287845
this is so funny I CALLED IT and was 100% right. He is literally a TROON.

SAM PULLED THE PLUG KEK

Aussies discover bait posts

also confirmed jeet has a little dick

>>23287637
as always

>>23287879
jeet your sister brought a nigger home and you sperged out and the nigger beat your ass to a pulp


lol

>>23287884
how many jets are in the thread with us right now?

>>23287886
going to assume anyone defending him is him by proxy

/ftl/ love your parents if you still have them. The world is lonely as fuck without them ngl...

>>23287892
how many juliuses are in the thread with us right now?

Let’s all be kind

Angelina the type of girl to get a tribute, say "Ewww!" and then save it on her phone

>>23287899
rewind

I'm in a bad mood now and it's not your fault but if I could I'd take it out on you all anyways because you deserve it

>>23287900
and then watch it while she's at target blowing up the toilet

>>23287895
scared of that day ngl. my mom rules.

>>23287901
i have a blockbuster hat that says that

>>23287895
Did you lose one recently? I’m not close with mine so i don’t think i’d feel a lot lonelier
>>23287903
What’s wrong <3

>>23287433 (OP)
Holy fuck Sam is crashing out so hard over this Charlie Kirk assassination

>>23287911
He's getting his bag

>>23287895
I do, but their love alone isn't enough, casual hookups are soulless, I need an Angie in my life

>>23287895
Hey bud sorry if you have suffered a loss, that's rough. Honor their memory the best you can by carrying on and striving for success so that you might be a testament to what great people I'm sure your folks were.

Love u bud, do not give yourself to despair. Be strong and carry on, in the words of my father "Remember that this too shall pass."

>>23287909
damn that's badass

>>23287895
my dads going to die one day and give me money but I'd rather never have the money than lose my dad

Yoooo this is crazy.... Smaack and Cole linked up! How cool is that?!

>>23287609
>>23287617
>>23287665
what do you guys mean by this

>>23287919
Ty I got it in BEND owegon

>>23287928
You tried to leech off a mentally disabled man

>>23287880
i still can't believe abi confirmed this also claire saying he couldn't keep it up

>>23287937
This never happened

>>23287895
um rude much?

>>23287911
What did he do wrong?

>>23287939
sigh.. post the pics

Why hasn't Stein had Scott on?

>>23287910
Yeah I don't want to give a sob story but I lost my mom 5 weeks ago and I lost my dad in 2023. Just don't be me and have regrets.

>>23287933
Huh

>>23287950
I’m sorry for your loss anon <3

>>23287926
Ellie following 1337 people

>>23287950
This anons parent situation is crazy yall

uhh.... guys.. you're gonna want to see this https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1757455599340330.webm

>>23287944
Crashing out hard over Twitter and giving the implication that he's calling for an insurrection of sorts. It just seems misplaced is all. Sam's never cared about anything this much and now all of a sudden some butthead conservative shill gets what was coming to him and Sam is all up in arms

>>23287950
sorry man. hang in there.

Jesus I got drunk for my birthday and passed out for 4 hours. Something I never do. Rarely have a drink more than a few times a year. How do you faggots do this weekly, daily?

>>23287964
>some butthead conservative shill gets what was coming to him

Commit suicide

>>23287968
cry m0ar faggot

the KF Jeet thread is a gold mine

>>23287895
Yeah, it maybe is the saddest privilige to have had good parents to mourn, but I can only advice everyone to make an effort

>>23287966
It just becomes routine for some people

Jeet should have been a contestant on FT not running it

>>23287966
>How do you faggots do this weekly, daily?
I dont. Never liked alcohol

>>23287966
if you do it daily you get used to it and dont pass out
you know what those people are called? winners

>>23287966
Anxiety disorder

>>23287966
best time to drink is during Winter when it's nice and cold out and you are all warm and fuzzy and get under the covers, maximum comfy

>>23288347
this pic has aura hate to admit it

angel is live

>>23287950
sorry for your loss man

CHALLENGE DRUNK POS

>>23288363
His old camera angle was better tbqh

angelina looking extra latina tonight

We should all appreciate our parents. They're doing the best they can.

>>23288347
>this is your audience

>>23288374
filipino hapas be like that

>>23288374
good woman

>>23288397
Trish aura

>>23288372
i like his grimy loser aesthetic but he lost all aura during the angie simp crashout

Can someone post the screenshot of Angelina tagging Jet Neptune to her posts before she went on the show
I’m a little curious

>>23288383
we love jaeni here

>>23288400
You don't like when niggas scrape gunk off their tongues with a knife?

>>23288408
Did she delete the post? How long ago was that originally posted if you remember?

Cause I just was wondering how long had Jet been in contact with season 4 cast prior to the show, cause like I and many others he was in DMs for months before I actually went on. Ellie just turned 18 in April a month before she went on the show.

>>23288410
still there, apr 8 '25

>>23288414
Interesting okie

would you fold Angie’s clothes?

>>23288409
how can a tongue absorb so much sludge I watched him do it like 10 times and it had an equal amount of goo each time

>>23288418
fuck no she folds mine

latest Direnc update?

>>23288413
Who r u

>>23288372
this is so fascinating to me. I have nothing on my walls. no decorations in my apartment. I dont give a shit. Hes plastered his personality, or whatever he thinks his personality is, all over his walls.
which one of us is weird? which is better, my sterile environment or his try hard eclectic one?

>>23288423
she is still a whore who cares

>>23288413
my opinion is he was in contact with ellie underage. Basing it on a old screenshot i think of direnc or somesuch showing there was contact well in advance.
He scouted them not the other way around, was in their dms and spying on their socials.
How long has noided.e been up? was it created for the show

>>23287567
In these dark days we could really use more Abi bummy

>>23288421
Jesus christ i thought one was bad. Do people not bruch their tongues? I cant stand my mouth not brushing my teeth immediately after eating but im just a gay guy gossiper

>>23288428
Do you have that screenshot too, and that’s my idea

>>23288428
>think of direnc or somesuch showing there was contact well in advance.
Yes he talked with everyone that was cast for s4, ellie was a last second replacement for the finnish girl

>>23288418
only if she folds mine in return, fair trade

>>23288428
Theres so many people who have been scouted from Instagram.

>>23288409
Seriously now, is Seth a make-a-wish kid who didn't actually die? Or was it a scam all along? Because he looks frail and kind of unhealthy, like he was ill early in his life and didn't fully develop or something but he's still alive so I'm questioning a lot about his story right now.

Did Seth scam the make-a-wish foundation as a child? Maybe his circumstance is his divine punishing for stealing a wish from a kid who would actually die.

>>23288413
its impossible to know how long ellie was in his dms before S4. if she was cast last minute, it was within a few hours, E?NR (eventually changed to E??E) appeared very quickly after they announced the dropout. I talked about it same topic here:
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23022381/#23022493

also it could explain the riddle of how ell*e knows about mde and ft in the first place
>>23288431
i dont save stuff but its in the archive i suppose search direnc drench DMs or something.
>>23288432
im saying he was in contact with her prior he found her underage snaps and obsessed about her, he may have found out about her via one of her chucklefuck white boy friends accounts

even after ft season 4 ended there was evidence of jeet being obsessed with underage ell*e posted by him

>>23288432
Or that could be a cover for the second replacement thing, clearly Ellie was already considered. Knowing Jet myself he knew of her and the lazy wiggers did not just comb through all these auditions and say let’s pick the girl in high school. The “oops I forgot my dick is there” girl was supposed to be on like season 2 but got turned down cause she was under 21 by Sam but they used her for other work like for bloodgames and mondo megabits or whatever
And Jet still sexted her

>>23288435
Is this Shadi? Thank you for caring for dear Augustine and rocking him like a baby when he was drunk it was very heartwarming.

Tell me about bleau.

>>23288438
Thank you and yeah I’m just wondering

>>23288439
Proof? Because he being convinced by cork to apply, and jet thinking she was hot and casting her seems reasonable to me

>>23288447
Thank you and Blue is just Blue a sleezy funny douche bag that’s a different topic

>>23288446
This is just a theory but I’ve been thinking about it for days

>>23288446
>Or that could be a cover for the second replacement thing
we've all seen the Finnish girls twitter

>>23288449
Come on man these people don't have proof and take doctored and fake text messages at face value as long as they fit the narrative they have created in their fucked up brains.

Anyways I've come around. These girls, despite being fully grown adults, just aren't capable of consenting or understanding anything for that matter. They shouldn't even be allowed to sign a contract without their father's approval until like 26. 26 sounds good. Same with voting. Women shouldn't be voting until 30, minimum. Driving, though? They shouldn't be doing it at all there's just too much stress involved and they might get groomed by other more powerful motorists on the road it's just not a good fit for women at all.

Chat. They're helpless. These girls are helpless and I now agree with you all that they need their power of attorney taken away from them immediately.

also bear in mind the idea that anything to do with jeet is just a coincidence is wrong,
This retard is a one track mind calculating groomer.
He kicked the other girl deliberately, he cast ell*e deliberately and he ended s4 early due to impatience and wanting to get sexpest action on, deliberately

>>23288443
you keep saying this without any proof or explanation of what you mean

>>23288455
I’m not saying they made it up as a cover I’m saying that the quick casting call is the cover because Jet is known to be talking to these girls for months in DMs

>>23288458
>He kicked the other girl deliberately,
how does he have connections with TSA

I'm cooling down on Julius. Find a new gimmick nigga.

>>23288463
exactly

I'm cooling down on niggas.

>>23288468
what took you so long

Anyways i was just thinking

>>23288462
the german posts them in the ell*e thread. Underage pics and clips of ell*e (where is he getting them from her main account? Jeets?) these were being posted months ago before anyone even had any clues they were together

>>23287966
no one said happy birthday, so happy birthday anon I hope you had a good day <3

>>23288428
i rly think this is the case, also same for the finnish girl

La'ron update

>>23288472
>>23288474
the weird thing of ell*e underage stuff poping up and jeet hinting at it on his social
>the entire jawz meme is the delusional fuck thinks hes jawz and ell*e is the braces girl in the end of the movie
>ell*e had braces underage.

>>23288478
Exactly

>>23288478
The jaws stuff idk anything about whatever the braces thing is, but ugh this is creepy

>>23288446
shadi you might fight this helpful, forgot I clipped it. either she was selling hard from the beginning or she really was just a last minute dropout
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757641676144294.mp4

>>23288475
Wow hes just like you

>>23288478
ur just putting random stuff together now

You motherfuckers
You god damn sons of bitches
You're all gonna pay

>>23288478
You are connecting all the pieces now

>>23288478
right before season 4 he posted a picture of Priscilla and Elvis on his ig story lol also ellie had that picture of jaws in an older video of hers

Content OVERLOAD on the Burt stream right now

>>23288487
Ellie posted jaws because Kanye posted a picture of jaws on his Instagram story when he put his grill in

So whats the progress on Season 5? Whats the new house look like? How much did the other shitholes sell for?

>>23288482
Thank you and noted!

julius agreeing with you is a sure sign that you're terribly mistaken

>>23288487
Does anyone have that screenshot?

>>23288471
Smartest Shadi post

>>23288490
WRONG!

>>23288491
They don’t have a house yet and don’t expect to have one for at least 9 months according to Xavier

the GOD is live, this time with no e-girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDmvJG6GP1E

>>23288491
S5 scheduled for October 2027

>>23288496
Shut up pizza gay hes onto something here. Jet might have been one of the guys that fucked her mom when she was 12

>>23288500
Xavier doesn't know anything, why the fuck would it be 9 months

>>23288499
Ellie has never seen james bond ever, it's the only time jaws has been relevant in her lifetime

>>23288501
had 2 put the e-girls away in honor charlie kirk

>>23288501
Wn2b spamming "ellie fucked jet" in his chat, chat

>>23288491
>progress on Season 5
they've done drugs and fucked Ellie

This feels like the end for Jet. Will Sam pretend he never existed

>>23288506
Im right you pie bitch

>>23288471
he was creating a rift in the rw movement. not a good time to have that

>>23288505
Andre the Giant is literally well known though hes literally the face of OBEY

>>23288490
its odd jet wld coincidentally make it his pfp at the Same time ppl were speculating ab them

>>23288516
No one knows that unc

>>23288497
may 22

>>23287433 (OP)
Do you think Sam regrets having Charleston White on Fishtank now?

>>23288516
Richard Kiel played jaws not Andre The Giant

>>23288518
so the theory is Jeet is terribly insecure and has an obsession with trolling simps/orbiters of egirls.
This is confirmed in the KF thread now.
So he HAS to hint at the idea hes fucking these girls as hes attempting to groom them to spite anyone following them

Jet fucked gigi in front of ellie

>>23288513
no i am right and you are wrong.

>>23288497
she was 17 in the story, she removed it shortly after jet changed his pfp

>>23288523
Sam regrets the fact that Charleston didn't rape Tayleigh

>>23288525
Jet is eternally cucked. He will die cucked no matter how hard he tries to cuck orbiters. His own father yall. Cuck status: Unchained

>>23288528
Read the thread julius is 100% right. Jet fucked ellie when she was 10, and thats why she didn't fall for julius.

>>23288523
No Charleston white is still funny

>>23288529
I know that monkey

>>23288529
Is Ellie Jets own marky ?

>>23288536
>debunking your own grooming claim
Based retard

>>23288523
Yes because they paid five figures for a guest that brought in zero extra viewers.

>>23288536
why did u repost it?

>>23288525
Ya this is the type of jet does .. and its weird tht ellie partakes in it

>>23288523
Charleston is a real one for that comment

>>23288544
I didn’t see it just got posted

>>23288547
but you just asked 4 the screenshot of it?

>>23288504
Xavier/Jan is higher in the MDE hierarchy than Jet so he probably does know and it would take 9 months because bare minimum they have to move their entire operations out of New England if they don’t want to get shut down again and also Jet is retarded

>>23288548
I found it in my Google drive and posted it here and I didn’t see it was posted damn nigga honest mistake quit derailing

Anyone know any good sci fi / fantasy novels on audiobook they would recommend? I listen to like 4 hours of audiobook a day at work, Im almost done with all Chrispher Buehlman and dont want to start Revelation Space.
PizzaGay, be useful and give me something.
>>23288528

The saga continuous

>>23288499
RIGHT!

I dont actually know if she was 17, couldve been younger desu. looked in the archives a few weeks ago and there isnt any screencaps of a timestamp

>>23288540
no she is like jets Ivy Wolk

soo that was a lie

endless angie love

funny one is in one of ell*es own posts the boys shes hangs out with in HS clocked her as a prozzy

>>23288559
Julius has posted proof that jet has known about ellie since before she made that story but made it his plan to change it to his pfp to taunt simps for over a year. He also doesn't care about ellie btw

>>23288568
glad tht ur showing tht u don't care abt ellie by knowing this really niche information

>>23288568
You dont care about ellie btw

>>23288555
hunger games is my favorite

there's also divergence

>>23288575
This nigga a teenage girl.

Less Ellie
More Angie

>>23288561
Qrd? I always see this woman(?)

>>23288576
ell*e living out her fujo fantasy of being a white boy being gangbanged by white boys

>>23288580
i'm a lover of quality literature

>>23288584
Jet simped for her and she turned him down

>>23288581
True

>>23288549
>Xavier/Jan is higher in the MDE hierarchy than Jet
This is the Fishtank hierarchy, Jet is paid by Sam to run the whole thing

>it would take 9 months because bare minimum they have to move their entire operations out of New England
There is no reason why it would be 9 months specifically, either you don't know what you're talking about or Jan doesn't know what he's talking about, probably both

>>23288585
I'll pray that you get better, Julius

>>23288584
lame new york "comedian" who has also been in a couple of movies

>>23288588
This is why you are pizzagay. Can't be cool for 1 second and recommend girlslop

>>23288589
lmao she did not turn him down, and also runs cover for him

>>23288584
golden globe actress tht jet fucked

>>23288585
dude....

>ell*e living out her fujo fantasy of being a white boy being gangbanged by white boys
kek, Julius projecting his fantasies onto Ellie again.

>>23288584
erm… i thought mde fans loved her

>>23288589
Oof

Daniel: "Who's Mauro?"

>>23288596
i love pizza and science!

that's my thing.

>>23288585
how many juliuses are in the thread with us right now?

>>23288585
>doesn't care btw

>>23288584
Funny famous actress

>>23288545
its really shit that ell*e did this, i call girls like her retard enablers.
Jeet is going to act worse, i have a theory they switched to scouting foreign girls because they are more vulnerable, ignorant and exploitable and using ell*e to get better girls
So it could be turning into an international sex trafficking ring.

>>23288608
>science!
What kind? Some company shipped this antibody to our lab today and it came with a pair of socks with the molecular formua for it all over the socks and one of my coworks got so excited actually yelling about how awesome they were. When i told him he could have them he jumpped up and down and showed everyone else in the lab.
Do you love science like that?

>>23288620
julius youre unemployed and live with your mom right?

>>23288621
no :(

i do boring computer science :(

>>23288619
>Funny

>>23288626
She is

>>23288625
They were socks. Honestly i feel so lucky working with that nerd. He is so overworked and doesnt even know it because he heckin loves science

jet's hidden immunity idol expired and everyone defending him should jump ship before it's too late

I really hate
I can't stand
When games don't let you turn off the crosshair
I go bananas
I'm not a fan of directional damage indicators either
My screen must be clean

>>23288629
her entire comedy is just stolen tweets

>>23288598
who are you. you seem familiar or like someone that knows him personally

>>23288644
Same

>>23288634
i worked with a guy like that and he started to bug me after a while bc he'd talk too much

i knew i had no right to be annoyed tho since he did good work and really cared

also something I haven't seen mentioned is that Jet has been using this jaws pfp/alias for years but just recently switched back to it
Shadi you might wanna hit up this person and ask them about their experience w jet

>>23287433 (OP)
>>23287433 (OP)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDmvJG6GP1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDmvJG6GP1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDmvJG6GP1E

>>23288649
nah, there's screenshots of this from when he had the gta vice city pfp

>>23288649
that could be a strong clue that he knew about ell*e when she was 16, when she looked like that, if it goes years back

>>23288644
They’re good stolen tweets

>>23288652
he's on the case!

BREAKING: Daniel doesn’t know who Claire is

>>23288473
Thanks anon. It was a good birthday despite being blacked for 4 hours of it. It’s a good life.

>>23288598
How does she run cover for jet lmao

>>23288660
they're not letting daniel stream on the site?

lol

>>23288661
>being blacked for 4 hours of it

>>23288655
this was posted dec 2024, before he started using the jaws pfp this summer, what point are u trying to make

>>23288660
Terrible

>>23288647
Thats unfortunate. I love this guy he is always so excited when i bring him anything. The ideal wagie.

>>23288656
So true, king. Don't care btw

i have a lot of fans on FT. They use a lot of my memes i started.
Feeling very proud of myself

>>23288671
Need Claire in my bed right now

>>23288660
How is this even legal? We can turn daniel against the wiggers so easily if anyone cared to try

>>23288676
julius youre unemployed and live with your mom right?

>>23288679
nah that's me

Thoughts on Angie?

>>23288649
I can’t find their tiktok

>>23288682
Angel of /ftl/

>>23288678
we don't want him

>>23288682

would lick cum off of

>>23288678
Daniel and Burt wld make ppl care less than they already do with it just being shadi

>>23288687
You just have to always disagree with me, pizzagay. After i just tried to be friends with you. Thats really how its going to be

Jeet might become bigger than Chris Chan

>>23288669
What you guys don’t fuck black people on your birthdays?

>>23288690
I think daniel would be funny to be anti jet for not inviting him to the lakehouse.
Why do you care about what other people would think?

all the alcohol at the lakeside shack, could this indicate they got ell*e knocked out drunk then raped her

>>23288678
daniel offers nothing

>>23288678
>claire not getting attention is a crime according to her
Lmao

>>23288691
i can't help myself

>>23288692
Saving this to post in a few years to show everyone that julius was right

>>23288663
by being jewish

>>23288675
ur still not making a point. all I said was he’s used the jaws pfp in the past so it’s not like he suddenly changed it bc of ellie

>>23288701
crazy how jet and ben hired a guy that just copies them

>>23288700
He was supposed to go on her podcast

christopher lafon update

>>23288660
Neither does Sneed or Mauro. But they all know Bretniey.

>>23288652

reminiscing about CK on the shows

>>23288709
bro

>>23288682
ironically really wholesome. her favorite ride at disney world is the carousel of progress. thats absurd and stupid and sweet

>>23288710
it's actually very in character for them

>>23288707
but how long ago, if the theory is he groomed ell*e at say 16, that'd align with him using the poc and her braces pic

>>23288697
do u seriously think jet would share?

dear cryo
i hope this post finds you well
it's that time of night and i find a cryocock shaped hole consuming my mind
please help

>>23288718
everything isn't abt ellie

>>23288717
yeah it’s not actually that crazy at all

>>23288712
ishowmeat x airsoftfatty is the collab the world needed rn, bless up

>>23288425
>which one of us is weird?
Both. Putting things on your walls gives life to your room but it shouldnt be shitty postets like a 12 year old like seth. Even generic artwork is fine but putting up something you want to look at is always nice for your place. You wont even notice how much your eyes are drawn to it, but it does liven up your living space. I recommend it

>>23288721
He doesnt care about ellie, dumbass

julian becoming a kiwitroon is too funny

>>23288728
pretty sure this is just hyperbole

>>23288718
julius, I keep asking if youre unemployed and live with your mom. Am I jet?

>>23288728
He was obviously exaggerating you fucking moron

>>23288733
Hes not a kiwitrooner, idiot cuck. He just scrolls all their threads and uses their information to stalk jet and ellie. He also doesnt care btw

>>23288737
He knows how slow jet works.

>>23288740
Meant for >>23288736

>>23288425
smaack is having an art sale right now, getsome

Chat, it happens faster than you could ever think.

>>23288733
my criticism there is basically people that find out about KF and are alogs that start calling everyone autists off the bat. Try and fail to dox and resort to fake doxxing, They are amateurs and just fucking retarded. I also dont respect people that target the vulnerable and mentally ill if they arent doing anything wrong, because they are cowards.
The entire point of lolcows is they are ridiculous people that keep fucking up by themselves, bit a lot of people drawn to that community want to "create" lolcows, which misses the point and is just plain old retard harassment and trolling. Like half the retarded cunts itt are wannabe doxxers

>>23288743
You don't know jack shit and neither does Jan

>>23288752
this could easily be applied to shadi

>>23288756
>You don't know jack shit
Obviously, Jack Shit was never on fishtank.
Season 5 never ever

>>23288716
She's a good woman

>>23288762
nup Shadi, has got shit done shes the real mccoy.

>>23288752
What is an alog I don't use KF

>>23288768
thoughts?
https://youtu.be/N5bwVgJLCtA

ab seething at seth rn

>>23288682
Shes powerful

>>23288772
basically they are freaks, lolcows themselves that try to shield themselves from being lolcows by acting in an overzealous way about targeting lolcows.
Basically a massive amount of the reply posts i get itt are from alogs

Typical examples of this is trying act if really normal behaviour is literally satan.

>>23288778
>canon

>>23288776
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/InfsW53iMg4

>>23288782
>really normal behaviour
I love your dumb ass posts bro. Pure lolbull energy

>>23288778
AB hates and seethes at everyone. The fat bitch needs to lighten up.

>jeet was a zesty little sissyboy twink
>encountered twink death early when he hit puberty
>looks like a fat granny with dementia at 27

>>23288778
typical doting dyke
shes on her period and she knows she can get away with this

Pizzaguy dropped some bangers this thread. I surpassed warming up now I'm heating up on him. I need to throw a wet towel over my shoulders.

>>23288790
>he tried to save his looks falling for the HRT meme and used puberty blockers giving himself gyno and fucked himself more
it all makes sense

>>23288787
no u dumass

>>23288778
What the fuck is her problem?

>>23288778
There is no such thing as "less canon" and the concept of canon does not apply to Fishtank

>>23288790
>>23288796

>>23288786
https://youtu.be/oDYQBQ3sVOs

Why are all these fucking freaks so opposed to vaccines

https://x.com/BallerinaBitty/status/1966338353592160538

>>23288795
he rocks

>>23288804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcKyW_AtXB0

>>23288806
betty will be breathing through a tube for the rest of her life in about a decade because of some rare disease screenshot this

bathroom, closet, no ellie

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757647272099976.mp4

>>23288682
she has so many qualities of a woman I swore I'd never be into and yet somehow she proved me wrong

>>23288778
With this logic Jimmy is less canon than Josie

>>23288811
https://youtu.be/3M0Sy4Mfjts

>>23288812
dysgenic ppl are prone to diseases so I believe it

>>23288817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0TNXaHFYE&pp=ygUUdHdpbiBzd2VkaXNoIHNpc3RlcnM%3D

>>23288815
He is

>>23288756
Are you unironically one of the wiggers why are you so pressed about realistic expectations of them?

>>23288814
Same, i usually hate it when women are desperate for attention and use men for money but Angie just makes it seem hot for some reason. She makes it seem like she deserves it.

>>23287433 (OP)

ANGIE IS BANJI AF

>>23288826
NO I DON'T HAVE GAMES ON MY PHONE

>>23288795
>>23288807

>>23288826
the game was rigged from the start

>>23288828
She kinda does deserve it

Who will make an Angie thread? We need and deserve one. If fucking betty has a thread, Angie deserves one too.

>>23288828
this could have been ell*e, very disappointed with her

>>23288833
She does, forgive me for my poor choice of words

>>23288813
so dr.cross never had a chance?

bummer

>>23288825
No idea what you're talking about, but don't say zoomer wigger words like "pressed" to me

>>23288790
>>23288796
Posted his barely disguised sissification fetish again award

>>23288822
i feel like you view the irish the same way we are wary of floridians
https://youtu.be/nNTjF2ICnSM

>>23288841
oh you BIG MAD fr

>>23288842
>typed with one hand

>>23288834
There have been several. They run out of pics to post and it just falls off the board.
The Betty thread would have been dead a long time ago if it wasn't for a few crazy diehards

>>23288834
You're already posting in it

>>23288843
ir*sh are like the way antisemites view jews to me

>>23288848

https://www.reddit.com/r/AngelinaSimps/comments/1msjjq6/archives_its_like_poetry_they_rhyme/

>>23288840
the cheese pizza plant was suspect to say the least

>>23288851
reddit warrior

>>23288856
he really paid $10k+ to get trolled and doxxed KWAB

Im starting to see Jets vision on s4 casting
>3 fangirls who are potentially easy to groom (Ellie, Angie, Direnc)
>3 virgin men who will not be a threat to Jets grooming operation (Dan, Aryeh, Jin (technically a virgin, later replaced by literal virgin Seth))
>2 lolcows who will provide content by themself while Jet focuses on grooming the girls (Rachel, Freddie)

>>23288682
tight little piece

>>23288850
flogging molly is the most obnoxious band ive ever heard

>>23288480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A-ZQmekP1s

reference to this

>the pic where ell*e is blonde with braces

what if Jet was the "Hungarian" this whole time, anyways

>>23288813
Burt calling having an 18 year old girl on the show irresponsible like he wasn't talking abt jerking off 2 Payton who was 1 year older than Ellie

>>23288752
My biggest problem with kf was the fact they were up until post S4 and the leaks coming out massive wigger defenders, to the point of only liking the wigger approved fish and seething about the ones that they hated. Plus, only now making a thread on Jet despite him deserving one since S2.

>>23288874
congrats on outsmarting burt bronx

Did everyone have a good summytime? Are you excited for Summytober?

No more threads
/ftl/ dies tonight

>>23288877
that all bugged me too. As someone who hated Jeet since before s1, i even posted in the tv threads why he didnt have a thread on KF.
Seems like the shill dam broke. Honestly an amazing day for people that wanted this little conniving shit exposed for years

>>23288883
smella <<<333

foreva

>>23288885
did mints genuinely think ellie would be entertaining?

>>23288883
lol
Jet will start Season 5 summer of next year. it will fail again and destroy fishtank forever. but there will still be /ftl/ threads here in 5 years.

>>23288891
he called everyone a banger except Jin lol

ftl needs to make a new thread so they can continue grooming girls

>>23288895
lol

new >>23288901

>>23288834
Nah, I get that binx gets to have one because she does the other streaming activities on twitch and she does irl streams and gets flown out too. But its not exactly expedient for angie to do that type of streaming. Not yet at least

>>23288891
I think E??E was the finnish chick Ellie replaced

>>23288961
??R? was the Finnish girl, E??E is ellie

>>23288967
Yeah you are right, im a stupid faggot