>oh my heckin species dysphoria >I now want to be a woman? no. a bull? no. a dog? no. a horse? no. an orc? no. i want to be a heckin werewolforino now! yippie!! >*Gets in bed and start flicking his turd clitty to his fantasies for the billionrh time.*
>>23289986
just got the sudden realization that if a family member got obese and immobile as per typical of americans, then I might have to give said person a spongebath as per usual as what is seen on my 600-lb life.
I sure hope I don't have to give anyone a bath, I hope they just become moderately obese like 400-lbs
>>23290096
bitch please
the ladies actually complain if i push it all the way in because they dont enjoy me slamming against their cervix
id happily bet my left nut that my cock is twice the size of yours
now scutter back to whatever little hole you crawled out of bitch boy
it seems like whiteboys crave their daily dose of being reminded that they are weak low testosterone cuckold subhumans who should commit suicide instead of trying to become a woman because they will never be a woman LOL
>>23290284
they call him dt. doom tranny. dark thunder. deep thinker. he's an enigma, a paradox. a mystery yet also an open book. pathetic yet powerful. is he trolling? is he a schizo? does anything he says have meaning? is he even black? does he really have a BIG BLACK COCK and BIG BLACK BALLS? no one knows. it's best not to mess with forces we can't comprehend
it really pisses me off seeing women or weightloss bootcamp-esque scam classes doing retarded nonsensical exercise shit
When really they could run (if they're light) or do high intensity cycling, which are good for both their legs (the only muscle group women care about) and their cardiovascular health (i.e. VO2 max and etc)
>>23290427
would will literally do anything else besides stuff that works and isn't too hard to do
it's far easier than jogging or cycling slowly for 45 minutes.
literally work until exhaustion and you can get exhausted pretty easily if you run or cycle at a fast pace (doesn't have to be your maximum speed, just a fast pace near maximum)
fatass sedentary women and dumbass BBL whores piss me off
I did research with chatgpt and it seems breasts, which are sacks of fat, also shrink when a woman loses weight (e.g. lean out via high intensity interval cardio)
Thats so cliche. I never really picked sides, but out of rebellion I chose to become a Vampire. This picture needed a twist. This decision has received rave reviews. It's really been going well for me.
>>23292145
But that's all it takes. The forge according to specs. If someone can decide to just become a werewolf, then I can decide to possess the artillery. In fact, you could realistically have a silver bullet cast and blessed.
And in the event, you hear a werewolf coming, they're so big stupid and clumsy,
you can just cap it's ass.