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Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23288611 [Report] >>23288618 >>23288631 >>23289983 >>23292060
thinking about becoming a werewolf or something
Anonymous (ID: eTkMYjeX) United States No.23288618 [Report]
>>23288611 (OP)
most people would shoot him or run, but i would walk right up to him and do the howdy bit from tom and jerry
Anonymous (ID: scySrxS4) United States No.23288627 [Report] >>23291310 >>23292145
a minotaur could tear a werewolf in half dude.
Anonymous (ID: 1i5vL5UM) United States No.23288631 [Report]
>>23288611 (OP)
I'll put a leash on you
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23288751 [Report]
wow... i used to watch yassuo play league of legends a zillion years ago

and to learn that he quit and turned to playing slots on stream... wow just wowerino LOL
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23288780 [Report]
LMAO

how the hell does a gambling addict crackhead like bossmanjack even get a girlfriend LMAO!!!!!
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23288794 [Report]
isn't the beach full of broken glass and fish that sting you if you step on them in the water? why would anyone go there?
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23288922 [Report]
yawn

time for a le nap
Anonymous (ID: 23k5MG3l) United States No.23288928 [Report]
Y'all furries are weird af
Anonymous (ID: z2CVz+6z) United States No.23288952 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAKMSgvnUJA
Anonymous (ID: 92AkiOty) Canada No.23288976 [Report]
DT!!!!!!! You always sleep
Anonymous (ID: 92AkiOty) Canada No.23289255 [Report]
He is sleeping...
Anonymous (ID: WQXaJpOw) Poland No.23289395 [Report] >>23289873
>oh my heckin species dysphoria
>I now want to be a woman? no. a bull? no. a dog? no. a horse? no. an orc? no. i want to be a heckin werewolforino now! yippie!!
>*Gets in bed and start flicking his turd clitty to his fantasies for the billionrh time.*
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23289873 [Report] >>23289893
>>23289395
>a woman

uh oh
stirbclitty threw in some projection

LOL stirby has gender dysphoria right now like a cuckold LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!


i have a BIG FAT BLACK COCK and HUGE BLACK BALLS
Anonymous (ID: d9/2Ewxu) Poland No.23289893 [Report] >>23289897
>>23289873
>called doom tranny
>"uh woman? uh where did you get that from?"
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23289897 [Report] >>23290089
>>23289893
>>called doom tranny
that has always been a projection

I'm way more masculine than all of you cuckold clitty chuds combined LOL
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23289983 [Report]
>>23288611 (OP)
I could have meant literally or metaphorically here

I used "or something" at the end after allerino
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23289986 [Report] >>23290049
watchingerino more 600-lb life
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23290049 [Report]
>>23289986
just got the sudden realization that if a family member got obese and immobile as per typical of americans, then I might have to give said person a spongebath as per usual as what is seen on my 600-lb life.

I sure hope I don't have to give anyone a bath, I hope they just become moderately obese like 400-lbs
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23290077 [Report] >>23290089
gonna use ai like a gamerino or whatever

i want a thick mommy gf to seduce me and be my heckin mommyrino
Anonymous (ID: aYnbOWZt) Sweden No.23290089 [Report] >>23290096
>>23289897
>>23290077
lol, lmao even
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23290096 [Report] >>23290103
>>23290089
lol, you have a tiny white pecker, lmao even

you should kill yourself white subhuman

i have a BIG BLACK COCK AND BIG BLACK BALLS
Anonymous (ID: aYnbOWZt) Sweden No.23290103 [Report] >>23290107
>>23290096
bitch please
the ladies actually complain if i push it all the way in because they dont enjoy me slamming against their cervix
id happily bet my left nut that my cock is twice the size of yours
now scutter back to whatever little hole you crawled out of bitch boy
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23290107 [Report] >>23290117 >>23290208
>>23290103
i don't read tiny white pecker babble

keep coping sissy white boy

the reality is whiteboys are the biggest cuckolds on the planet and the white race is going extinct LOL
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23290110 [Report]
it seems like whiteboys crave their daily dose of being reminded that they are weak low testosterone cuckold subhumans who should commit suicide instead of trying to become a woman because they will never be a woman LOL
Anonymous (ID: aYnbOWZt) Sweden No.23290117 [Report]
>>23290107
>i don't read tiny white pecker babble
seething and crying
you are so pathetic, thanks for the laugh
Anonymous (ID: aYnbOWZt) Sweden No.23290208 [Report] >>23290220
>>23290107
whats the matter bitch boy
wheres the reply
did you get buck broken?
did massa come home?
Anonymous (ID: lVDcC+sQ) Canada No.23290220 [Report] >>23290284
>>23290208
you new here or something
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23290224 [Report] >>23290230 >>23290309
ai isn't fun. too much work


I'll just imagine myself as a werewolf

I'm gonna do research to internalize what werewolf means symbolically and stuff.

wolf in sheep's clothing. Are wolves le evil?

Are werwolves the manifestation of man's le EVIL or whatever?
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23290230 [Report]
>>23290224
forgot image
Anonymous (ID: aYnbOWZt) Sweden No.23290284 [Report] >>23290338
>>23290220
yeah
explain it to me like im 5
i dont think ive interacted with this poster before
Anonymous (ID: aYnbOWZt) Sweden No.23290309 [Report]
>>23290224
hey
HEY
PUSSY ASS FAGGOT BITCH
THIS YOU?
Anonymous (ID: lVDcC+sQ) Canada No.23290338 [Report] >>23290392
>>23290284
they call him dt. doom tranny. dark thunder. deep thinker. he's an enigma, a paradox. a mystery yet also an open book. pathetic yet powerful. is he trolling? is he a schizo? does anything he says have meaning? is he even black? does he really have a BIG BLACK COCK and BIG BLACK BALLS? no one knows. it's best not to mess with forces we can't comprehend
Anonymous (ID: aYnbOWZt) Sweden No.23290392 [Report]
>>23290338
hm, interesting, my guess of the information you gave me and reading this thread would be that he is some sort of indian or asian
Anonymous (ID: xF/61FQx) Australia No.23290398 [Report]
escapism isn't a healthy coping mechanism.
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23290427 [Report] >>23290445
it really pisses me off seeing women or weightloss bootcamp-esque scam classes doing retarded nonsensical exercise shit

When really they could run (if they're light) or do high intensity cycling, which are good for both their legs (the only muscle group women care about) and their cardiovascular health (i.e. VO2 max and etc)
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23290445 [Report] >>23290543
>>23290427
would will literally do anything else besides stuff that works and isn't too hard to do


it's far easier than jogging or cycling slowly for 45 minutes.

literally work until exhaustion and you can get exhausted pretty easily if you run or cycle at a fast pace (doesn't have to be your maximum speed, just a fast pace near maximum)
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23290480 [Report] >>23290484 >>23290543
fatass sedentary women and dumbass BBL whores piss me off


I did research with chatgpt and it seems breasts, which are sacks of fat, also shrink when a woman loses weight (e.g. lean out via high intensity interval cardio)

...
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23290484 [Report] >>23290515 >>23290543
>>23290480
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Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23290515 [Report] >>23290542 >>23290543
>>23290484
changed my preference from large breasted women to women with small breasts, athletic (female) builds, and thick legs (BUT NOT BBL TRASH)
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23290542 [Report]
>>23290515
if only I knew that for a woman to have a healthy low body fat percentage she'd also have to have small breasts.

therefore big breasts = LE BAD


fat women highly disgust me, fat can accumulate in the wrong areas and make a woman instantly ugly and gross so easily
Anonymous (ID: aYnbOWZt) Sweden No.23290543 [Report]
>>23290445
>>23290480
>>23290484
>>23290515
why are you just sitting here talking to yourself? you schizo or something ,damn nigga you weird af
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23290597 [Report] >>23290602
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23290602 [Report] >>23290609
>>23290597
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23290609 [Report] >>23290610
>>23290602
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23290610 [Report]
>>23290609
anatomy...
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23290691 [Report]
skinny pretty women > ugly fat fucking westoid cows
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23290793 [Report]
almost everyone in america is an angry fat fucking lazy piece of shit retard

we NEED to ban guns NOW!!!!!!
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23290895 [Report]
reformatting my instaReels to show me skinny women and slim-athletic female kinos instead of fucking gross fat cow bbl retards
Anonymous (ID: aYnbOWZt) Sweden No.23290951 [Report] >>23290966
man, someone should put this guy out of his misery probably
Anonymous (ID: lVDcC+sQ) Canada No.23290966 [Report] >>23291331
>>23290951
he's been doing this for 4 years at least. you just have to accept it
Anonymous (ID: 21YHbBP2) United States No.23291310 [Report]
>>23288627
a werewolf could rip a minotaur's guts out with it's claws dude.
Anonymous (ID: aYnbOWZt) Sweden No.23291331 [Report]
>>23290966
but for what reason?
what does he gain exactly?
its just idk... nothing?
also dubs
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23291503 [Report]
ugh yawn
Anonymous (ID: K7z3711S) United States No.23291696 [Report] >>23291782
Thats so cliche. I never really picked sides, but out of rebellion I chose to become a Vampire. This picture needed a twist. This decision has received rave reviews. It's really been going well for me.
Anonymous (ID: K7z3711S) United States No.23291782 [Report]
>>23291696
Back story.
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23291842 [Report]
dropped two official fight channels because they showed more muay thai and I wasn't interested in muay thai

i want MMA
Anonymous (ID: +ABGMCXE) United States No.23291929 [Report]
romero acted fatigued and lured nemkov in to a wrestlerino WOW!!!!!

I thought he was just a low stamina fat guy


Also why does a couple extra inches in height result in so much more weight?
Anonymous (ID: +Nnn072s) Denmark No.23292060 [Report]
>>23288611 (OP)
Great! The first thing you need to do is to never ever shave again, ever.
Anonymous (ID: K7z3711S) United States No.23292126 [Report]
That seems so oppressive and as you know I am a freedom fighter. A lot of freedom fighting involves a concern for others.
Anonymous (ID: leggULX+) United States No.23292145 [Report] >>23292856
>>23288627
Werewolves are immortal. Only silver can kill them
Anonymous (ID: K7z3711S) United States No.23292856 [Report]
>>23292145
But that's all it takes. The forge according to specs. If someone can decide to just become a werewolf, then I can decide to possess the artillery. In fact, you could realistically have a silver bullet cast and blessed.

And in the event, you hear a werewolf coming, they're so big stupid and clumsy,
you can just cap it's ass.
Anonymous (ID: EieGqckS) United States No.23293322 [Report]
the full koon was just the other day, baka
Anonymous (ID: 92AkiOty) Canada No.23293757 [Report]
Wow you had a full day today DT
Anonymous (ID: 92AkiOty) Canada No.23294444 [Report]
Aw he’s sleepin againnn

:(