Thread 23292933

call suicide hotline
>operator:what is your problem
>im suicidal
>operator:why do you feel like that?
>I have no friends , no one loves me and I suck at everything
>operator: sorry to hear that anything else I can help you with
>i have nothing to live for and I wanna die
>operator: are you currently a threat to yourself and others
>no ...
>operator: okay plz talk to your therapist and get help
>hangs up


If you think I'm over exaggerating go call suicide hotline right now.

>>23292933 (OP)
GAze ID
digits checked

beautiful image

>>23292933 (OP)
the fuck did you expect nigga

and yeah, it's fucked
we don't really live in a society right now, if you're american atleast

Yeah I'm not calling them, lol. I need to renew my concealed carry license in January.

>>23292974
So I can't own a gun anymore if I called suicide hotline?

>>23292982
I'm not saying it's guaranteed, but your call will be logged. Whether or not that information will be probed during CHP background checks is a fluid situation.

>>23292982
Oh no little suicide helpline experiment is gonna bite you in the ass

>>23292933 (OP)
>the guy who gets paid to pretend he cares about those who call him doesn't really care about them
Well... That was kinda predictable.

>>23292944
>>23293420
i think you guys and OP agree, the suicide hotlines are shit

>>23292933 (OP)
That kind of stuff really only focuses on women. Men are disposable.

>>23292982
It shouldnt affect it unless you live in a gay state. But you wouldnt be able to get one anyway if that was the case.

Now if you’ll excuse me. I must pester a german twink in another thread

>>23292982
>>23293698
Oh and you’re invited OP. It’s the thread with the anime porn. Something about porn addiction for a title. See ya there!

>>23293515
Yep, it's a pretty stupid idea when you stop to think about it, I don't even know how it got off the ground.

>>23293698
>>23293713
are you a tripfag here to fuck with me or what?

>>23293698
>>23293713
DOES NOBODY SEE THIS SHIT BUT ME?
LOOK AT HTHIS SHIT

>>23293715
i think it's a nice thought
normies think it's a nice thought, that suicidal people could have some sort of saving grace
it's maybe something a society should have, the same way we have roads and other services
also, i HAVE heard people who had good experiences with suicide hotlines & said they saved their life
maybe some are shit & others aren't, or maybe they've gotten worse over time

assuming this whole thing isn't just a demoralization post & OP is a real person
:/

>>23293722
>>23293724
>>23293738
>>23293741
Please stop ruining bant
Or atleast get a trip so i can filter you

>>23293738
>i HAVE heard people who had good experiences with suicide hotlines & said they saved their life
I don't know, man... I just can't think of a job where you have to be more fake than working at the suicide hotline. If the hotline were staffed by volunteer workers, I think it would have more credibility.

>>23292933 (OP)
I just trolled my state's one for 30 minutes after I read your thread and I like wasting their time and deflecting everything they suggest

>>23293878
i think some must be staffed by volunteer workers, anon

>Some don't even get knocked unconscious. They just break a bunch of bones, or end up in so much pain they can't swim, and drown while fully conscious.
why does this even happen? just a little extra fuck you before the job is finished?

>>23294490
asked google if jumping off a bridge really works
one answer said
>Some don't even get knocked unconscious. They just break a bunch of bones, or end up in so much pain they can't swim, and drown while fully conscious.
I asked why something so meaninglessly painful even happens

>>23294474
>>23294515
ah...
probably shouldn't talk to those things about that, it seems like it would give disturbing answers

>>23292933 (OP)

I'm gonna call and tell them I'm a grotesque incel