Thread 23295355

HIII FELLOW USERS :3
i just wanted to wish you all goodmorning even if it's not morning everywhere :3
i love you all and i hope you're all gonna have a great day ><

>>23295355 (OP)
good morning

>>23295355 (OP)
good morning lil fella

>>23295395
GOODMORNING :3

>>23295403
GOODMORNINGG :3

do you still want people to cum on pictures of your posts

>>23295434
stop gooning

>>23295434
not anymore, idk what i say at night

>>23295438
real

>>23295438
you ain't my dad unc, no can do
>>23295448
that's good to know

Been fweding a stray cat. By that I save birds.

Searched online how to care for a cat. Info found states vegan for cats would cause blindness. Shit turned up by searches shouldn't be in charge but it's considerable. Real meat until working out how to do it propperly. Meat if you don't want to buy it can be found from butcher bins. They throw away a lot in my experience. Don't ask, their coward response would be no, the excuse they wouldn't want ascociation or to be held responaible for food poisoning.

>>23295460
I can easily assume that position

>>23295466
is this your thing now, are you the dad guy from this point on and not the drug guy anymore

>>23295461
really complicated argument my head hurts

>>23295487
I will adopt a child soon don't worry

>>23295495
this would end up horribly if you actually want to do that clear sober minded and if it's not just some moment of drug induced enlightenment

>>23295495
Let me get you pregnant instead so you can use my child support money for drugs

>>23295491
Not yet - Batman & Catwoman Edit ("The Dark Knight Rises") | sidewalks and skeletons - goth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmFEsT8CLNI

>>23295511
I am sober minded actually and I would be a better parent than most people no cap fr
>>23295518
If I was a wimen I'd unironically do this because it's way easier to get preggo from a high IQ person than getting a high IQ wiman preggo

>>23295527
i'm definetly understanding what's this

>>23295544
u seem smart

>>23295544
you're being kinda freaky today but i'm sure you could easily get someone of higher mental class pregnant if you put your mind to it instead of getting high all day because of some zoomer 21st century nihilism

>>23295549
I'm not really smart but I need to have a smart child else it's all for nothing
>>23295556
But how would I get the woman to leave me without also taking the child

>>23295561
smart childrens are cool

>>23295561
why would you give up free female body based gooning and free food cooking and cleaning services, what would be the endgame here outside of receiving even MORE money for doing nothing

>>23295573
hi

>>23295601
hi friend

>>23295602
i love you

>>23295609
i love you too

>>23295601
>>23295602
>>23295609
>>23295610
Morning!

>>23295657
MORNING GON MY LOVE I MISSED U :3

>>23295573
yes
I want to discuss Schopenhauer with my 8 year old
>>23295574
Sex is not all I think about, have you ever interacted with women? It's unbearable. And the longer you are around them the more BPDaemon like they start to behave it's always the same

>>23295670
seems extremelly cool!

>>23295670
you can just drug her up and sedate her all the time and make her cosplay your favourite anime goon whores for you which would be pretty freaking cool in theory but of course obviously it would be a HORRIBLE thing to do to a human being and you should NEVER consider doing that for real unless she asks you to

>>23295688
If I had a daughter I would not let you near her

>>23295731
i would not let myself anywhere near inner europe ever anyway because i don't wanna go through a humiliation ritual of being laughed at in the customs and kissing the boot and crying sorry for my personal fucking involvement in some genocide in ukraine because i paid taxes once or whatever the european normies religiously believe in these days so me meeting your hypothetical daughter is a complete impossibility

>>23295751
People in Switzerland don't care and are not delusional, everyone knows that western nations are clowning on themselves by sending weapons to a country where men are forced to fight while taking pride in having no mandatory service and being "le free"

>>23295688
Dont do this you will just end up with a financially dependent junkie in ur house. Its a fucking nightmare

>>23295760
alright this lowered my blood pressure by at least 10% but all war is crime and i don't see people bitch and moan and cry about germany being let off too easy and that we should never forgive them for what their ancestors have done and that germany should pay some cuck tax to all mankind until the end of times for those crimes, no one says or does that besides some schizophrenic poles so why is everyone being so retarded about this whole embarrassing ukraine farce is beyond me but i guess everyone is just bored and suffering from success and people need a punching bag and a common enemy to function properly and not go crazy from all the evil inhuman bullshit that happens every day everywhere

>>23295820
Well I'm sure during WW2 you would have had many people who wanted to genocide Germanoids

>>23295841
i don't even know why did i bring that up, it is such a mental drag to live in this country while not being a 90iq mouth breathing retard propaganda victim and i can feel my mental capacity deteriorating with each passing day and it's really scary and everyone should pray for me and fund my rehabilitation by giving me money directly so i can spend them on videogames and gooning and then just go back to being miserable and obsessed once i run out of the charity money

>>23295355 (OP)
loli

>>23295860
loly*

>>23295857
I would donate a couple of hundred euromoneys because it makes me feel better but I can't buy crypto on the weekend so you're out of luck

>>23295887
that's alright, i will reschedule my suicide routine for next friday

>>23295887
you could have made him retire

>>23295908
This is great news
>>23295918
To retire you first need a job

>>23295918
what is bro implying with this
>>23295935
my job is being smart and handsome but they delay my paychecks all the fucking time

>>23295971
This is my job already thoughie, but on top of that I also am the CEO of big dicks

>>23295355 (OP)
gmgm <3