Thread 23298114

Time travel edition

>/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Sardine Tin ends TODAY! Finally, we can all stop CUTTING ourselves!
-- Summer has gone super freaking VIRAL on Twitter! https://x.com/clooverneko/status/1966579022764077423
-- Alex Jones is claiming to be Sam Hyde from the future! What the FREAK? https://x.com/RealAlexJones/status/1966877788662878521
-- JC said he hasn't followed Cole on Instagram because she think he wants nothing to do with Fishtank... SAD!

>Watch here:
https://fishtank.live
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://gofile.io/d/jWk3Rt
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive

Previous: >>23296547

any fellow mentalcels in the thread tʃæt?

The winner of sardine tin

damn Nigger Nina's pussy looks like that

MH3pFITU is one UGLY PEDO LOSER son of a bitch if i do say so myself

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

>>23298144
Rare Lillian encounter

>>23298119
emiru flew some kind of red bull flying machine today tʃæt

came to this bukkake vid https://www.tnaflix.com/cum-videos/Girl-in-funnel-bukkake/video88543

You dummies hate on Creature too much now she won't tell us any more details on the AB situation (which is crazy y'all)

>>23298144
No it looks like Homer Simpson mouth

>>23298156
she got silenced by nepstein

>>23298141
signing in

she wants it bad chat

>>23298156
Fuck creature and her chud nazi boyfriend. Filthy people

>>23298141
Time to break out the raw heads of lettuce and the Dr pepper tʃæt it's mentalcel party time tʃæt!

ab having her own lubecooch explains a lot

>>23298144
the moron sisters <3

>>23298154
>>23298169

>>23298156
She started it. She got upset after i stopped taking screenshots of her ass and she was promptly forgotten about so she started attacking us

the only thing holding back cryokeen from being a serial rapist/killer is him being so lazy

>>23298172
greg mogs you

>>23298194
And cowardly

>>23298194
no cus killing and rapeing is wrong chat im like charlie kirk im the new jesus

>>23298194
well, and you need a dick that extends beyond the pelvis

>>23298168
That's what's up tʃæt I just grabbed the coors and chocolate milk tʃæt filling my bathtub rn tʃæt gonna mentalcel it up hard tonight tʃæt

>>23298194
I think it's more than that tʃæt he quit the cel because a girl was shooting him with one of those cheap bb guns from Walmart tʃæt you kind of have to be fearless to be a killer I think tʃæt

>>23298194
yeah dont think he could commit to the grind

THEORY: jet tweeted this (in reference to Blood Games) after he had been in contact with AB and learned she was a woman but before he learned she was an ungoonable monster.

>>23298206
nice, i think i'll write a few riffs and DM claire

it's a mentalcel kinda day today

>>23298114 (OP)
>-- JC said he hasn't followed Cole on Instagram because she think he wants nothing to do with Fishtank... SAD!

Do you think she means this or is it just her excuse because his posts on 4chan give her the 'ick' tʃæt?

Post your BEST Fishtank girls feet! (mostly Angie pls)

>>23298226
and they say AI can't make art

>>23298234
the fact that no one is talking about how AB once catfished as a findom camgirl is wild tʃæt

>>23298172
mad
>>23298199
ty

>>23298256
greg are you a mentalcel too?

>>23298226
You never know he might pull a Joel Rifkin and kill like 30 hookers without the police even being aware of him. I believe in Cryos ability to be a top notch serial killer, even legendary if he worked at it hard enough. He just needs to use his negative traits to his advantage. Put on some crooked glasses, hunch over a little more and affect a Downie lisp you could probably catch an old lady or two slipping like that.

>>23298263
no im just asexual

>>23298247
I'm not a footfag so zero feet pics from me, sorry
I will say she has pretty feet though and I can appreciate a good pedicure

>>23298247
here you go tʃæt

>>23298267
bummer

>>23298194
It's the worst of both worlds.
He has the depraved morality and sick urges to be a serial killer rapist, but he's the biggest pussy imaginable. He doesn't even have the balls to drive. So he'll just get mad and post his genitals on bant.

>>23298153

they are still doing that? they pushed that really hard in germany around 2000 or so, was pretty fun back then though

Pizzaguy is a mentalcel? Warm status: a nice and toasty 97.8°F.

>>23298267
maybe Shadi can hook you up with a Vietnamese lady

Series rapist killer arc chat?

>>23298254
whoa she has a nice body tʃæt
so many hot girls work as dental assistants tʃæt

im asexual but i live with a cute trans girl and we like to cuddle

>>23298264
the granny scat ghoul

>>23298298
never seen anything like it until today tʃæt
looks fun tʃæt

>>23298316
she does have an amazing body tʃæt
i can see why AB chose to catfish as her tʃæt

>>23298317
welcome to the mentalcel party tʃæt grab a head of lettuce and a coors light tʃæt we're getting crazy tonight tʃæt if you need to take a bath while posting on 4chan just let us know tʃæt we'll run the water nice and cold for you tʃæt

>>23298331
what's her real name do you tʃæt and is it true AB is an Indian woman tʃæt? if so trying to scam people is just part of their culture tʃæt we have to try to be more open minded here and less bigoted I think
tʃæt

>>23298317
this is a safe space tʃæt
everyone is welcome in ftl tʃæt

>>23298122
Who dis
>>23298123
And who dis

>>23298317
I don’t really enjoy sexual things, and my genitals don’t work, and just being able to cuddle with someone sounds like the dream to me

>>23298348
>>23298349
What's the hot girls real name I mean tʃæt

>>23298348
the girl on the right is apparently AB tʃæt
the picture’s too low quality to tell if she’s indian or not so thats still up for debate tʃæt
she used to catfish as this girl before making fishtank videos tʃæt
https://x.com/BDiamondTTV

>>23298357
It's nice sometimes tʃæt but if you're like me it sucks trying to sleep next to someone tʃæt idk what it was but all my ex gfs gave off way too much body heat
tʃæt gets uncomfortable after a while tʃæt

AB having dirt on production explains a LOT

>>23298368
I agree klausy, it’s easier to sleep in a bed alone, no snoring either

>>23298367
That's interesting tʃæt people always said she was like 300 pounds but she doesn't seem that big tʃæt
>>23298375
she's got them by the balls I think tʃæt

>>23298384
supposedly I do crazy shit in my sleep like randomly start yelling or talking loudly tʃæt I think I snore too tʃæt it freaks people out sometimes tʃæt

>>23298375
Is that my poor wife kato

here's a reddit mod calling out AB for using a fake account to catfish the subreddit tʃæt
im guessing she failed to verify her account tʃæt
https://www.reddit.com/r/ArizonaEastVallyNSA/comments/1549zzl/deleted_by_user/

>>23298413
Does she ever post her ass

>>23298375
like what?

>>23298422
she does i think tʃæt

>Sam Hyde gives off such boomer energy it's crazy

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1ng4sug/sam_hyde_gives_off_such_boomer_energy_its_crazy/

>I'm sure the 20-something dullards he surrounds himself with thought it was really cool when he wrote about seizing power. It's some LOTR shit bro.

>Sam Hyde is a hilarious figure if you stop and think for a second. He's the child of extremely wealthy parents who bumbled his way through life, blew up his buddies best shot at success, shills conservatives values yet has disgusting new age sexual appetites (teenagers, trans people, sadism), and, best of all, he's an old ass man with no wife or kids clinging to youth

>He actually has a wife and a bastard kid with some Asian girl

I miss our Claire

Our LOVELY Claire

>>23298437
That's a big butt tʃæt

blame shadi
the mangled boomer lawsuit threat means claire is scared to be her wonderful self now

who just won sardine tank?

We need to be loving Angelina

https://youtu.be/J4irPVnNoa0?si=oUfleJGjbmMHPH4u

>>23298452
Shadi's fault

=SARDINE TIN 2 UPDATE=
It's over. Slack won, I think? Idk

>>23298513
Something tells me it doesn't matter if she posts here or not tʃæt I think she's gonna lose that lawsuit either way tʃæt Claires mom is gonna be super pissed tʃæt

>>23298268
>I'm not a footfag
>I will say she has pretty feet
yeah we get it. angie has ugly feet so no shit youre not a footfag.

>>23298527
groyper nation

They're actually very beautiful to me

Shadi needs to FIX THIS SHIT and give us back CLAIRE

>>23298514
the viewers, if it finally ended

Shadi is on the lam to Vietnam.

>>23298544
Sardine tin was a more complete product than s4

>>23298547
Yet it was still ass and was just a bunch of Streamstar orbiter niggers hanging out

sardine tin had a simpable mid on set the whole time and they only decide to bring her out right at the end tʃæt?
talk about a major blunder tʃæt

>>23298547
sure, but Id still just prefer to watch angelina being cute

>>23298556
chairy is disgusting

Who would you bring back for a 2nd chance season? It's a full 6 weeks but the contestants are established characters, including Bitchtank and tangentially related niggas

>>23298565
Jin and summer

>>23298547
considering how fucking terrible the first sardine tin was I was sort of surprised how decent the set up ended up being. still doesn't change the fact its a bunch of streamstar orbiters larping fishtank

>>23298565
sharpfart, slack_au and stonefox would be my top 3 tʃæt

>>23298565
Jin
Summer
CryoKeen
Damiel
Airsoftfatty
Mizzy
Letty
Angie
Jimmy
Tayleigh
Freddy
Betty

only content we have coming now is some Texas offshoot that involves Trish, Dumbgay, and was going to have Freddy

>>23298537
lickable soles

>>23298576
Texas? That means Tayleigh!

>>23298584
She never gets invited to any of these side shows lmao

>>23298576
what about burt and aryeh's porno?

>>23298537
Angie's feet seems kind of overrated to me tʃæt they kind of look like little midget feet or something tʃæt not really my thing
tʃæt the girl on the left here has better ones I think tʃæt

>>23298565
Meg, Rachel, Sylvia, Tai, Summer, JC, Cole, Kato, Kayleigh or whatever that blonde redneck girl's name
And TJ and Jimmy come and go as they pleases as freeloaders

>>23298565
Real answer:

Nina
Shadi
Summer
Drench
Binx

John
Cole
Alex B
Tai Nguyen
Jobe

girls look cute when wearing overalls

>>23298565
Nina
Claire
JC
Summer
Josie
Cole
TJ
Alex B
Jon
Brian

>>23298565
simbal

>>23298565
TJ and randoms

>>23298614
TJ and a bunch of 15-16 y/o girls

>>23298565
Jon, Simmons, Brandon, Laron, Duanyay, Jimmy, Scott SullivanMMA, Shadi, Jin, Freddy, Betty, Alex B, Burt

>>23298610
Oh shit you're right

Yeah forget that I said Jobe

angie pusy

>>23298620
I forgot Ian

why am i not seeing bvrt in any of the suggestions tʃæt?
>>23298537
>>23298594
angie does have monkey feet tʃæt
maybe the white nails aren't her thing tʃæt

>>23298527
20 brown bald Incel seethers, very impressive

>>23298565
Vinny

>>23298628
burt fatigue is real

we've seen enough of him for two lifetimes

filipinas have little monkey feet because they're hard workers and good women

>>23298630
slack was the only likeable guy on the show

AND he fucked derench

>>23298565
Summer
Betty
Jon-tent
That guy that stole Luke's shit for heroin in Vegas
Alex B
Ian
JC
Cryokeen
Klaus (all 3 or 4 of them)
Benleaks
Pizzaguy
HECK
QnAnon
Lux
Drool
Chloe
Soup Anon
Julius
Goosmus
Binx and/or random suicide girls
Jimmy off his meds
Taylor (TAW!!)
Cole (we can make bets on who will quit first him or cryo)
Etc tʃæt

>>23298607
Claire and Nina are good ones too maybe add them to the list tʃæt
>>23298645

Jet Nep? I'm almost 100% sure he isn't allowed to leave at will anymore. Just look at his tweets. He's sending secret messages through them talking in code alluding to be a prisoner and physically trapped under guard. You really think he meant he was grilling at the Lakehouse when he said he was grilling at the Lakehouse?

You're a fucking IDIOT then. SAD!

Anyways, terrible news guys. The original Dewey will NOT be appearing on the Malcolm in the Middle reboot. SAD!

The good news? Hulk loves you and so do I.

The big question? Will Seth buy a faggot t shirt and wear it on the regular?

>>23298658
Tiny

>>23298614
tj and a bunch of professional heavyweight boxers and they only do boxing related challenges tʃæt

>>23298658
Klausy if production DM’d you on Instagram asking you to come on the show would you do it?
>>23298645
Putting Bad Ideas Sam, and Jet in a small room together <3

How about Kirktank

>>23298565
c*le
t*
cl**re
tr**h
j*n
a***lina
cr**k**n
m*g
n*n*
alex b

>>23298645
klaustank would go hard tʃæt

>>23298667
He would still win.

>>23298667
Sam Hyde just needs to train him in the hyper bolic time chamber for a few years and he'll be ready tʃæt

>>23298527
Is this a still from the security footage of the PULSE nightclub shooting?

POLL: Who would you bring back for a RETURNEE season of Fishtank? Full 6 weeks, pick up to TEN

https://strawpoll.com/PbZqb4KJvyN

>>23298670
I forgot about Zach Ideas he should come too tʃæt but yes I am down to come on the show but leaks has to come with me
tʃæt he still owes me a boxing match tʃæt he keeps ducking me even though I'm pretty sure he lives close by in New England tʃæt
>>23298675
fax tʃæt

>>23298679
tj's only winning strategy would be to trigger an integer underflow with the number of Ls he takes

Timmytank finally over

>>23298691
Letty
Tai
Betty
Ella
JC
Summer
Bex
Bliccy
Claire
Angie

>>23298699
Zenkai Boost tʃæt TJ has to be defeated in order to become a stronger dishwasher/fighter tʃæt

My Team is losing!!!

>>23298699
*tʃæt

>>23298698
That would be hype you’d get so many plushy donations Klausy

>>23298698
>t.

>>23298620
Scott is a good one because I know he'd be a good competitor. I want to see cut throat Scotty

>>23298547
Fishtank and it's spinoffs are basically like those channels where it's just a camera pointed at a bird feeder or an aquarium or maybe a small corral of some sort. Fishtank is basically the latter except with retarded 20 somethings you can taunt through text to speech instead of lamb and other livestock. About the same level of effort involved, about the same level of general intelligence and behavior of the subjects of both.

RIP Willie Overall btw gone 2 soon

>>23298701
I wanna cum all over her pretty face chat

What’s next for fishtank.live now that sardinetin has ended?

>PiPiPi..!!
>>23298708
what team tʃæt

>>23298675
imagine the post-klaustank leaks

>>23298721
>RIP Willie Overall btw gone 2 soon
best bookie in New Jersey hands down

>>23298726
can't say, unfortunately

>>23298727
klaustank would attract a lot of simpable mids into the community i think tʃæt

>>23298723
We mentally torture ourselves while waiting for it to be over before S5 next year, and we all shit on it till hopefully that's it, finally done.

i challenge this ugly 38 yo pedophile to a sanctioned boxing match

Why does it seem like there are only four Tayleigh simps in any given ftl thread? Does no one have good teigh-st anymore?

>>23298736
the kLausers will surely soak up all the loser femcel clunge

>>23298537
they could be worse
>>23298576
and whatever Angie streams come our way

>>23298741
There's only one and it's you and Tayleigh is POOP.

>>23298741
i think she should die desu

>>23298750
>>23298751
Why though?

>>23298713
>>23298736
That would be cool tʃæt I do love the Mario and Sonic plushies tʃæt

>>23298707
you know tj’s had a good day of dishwashing when the scouter can’t even read his power level anymore tʃæt

Who the fuck voted for Ella nigga

>>23298753
You are literally Tayleigh lol

>>23298758
Everyone

>>23298754
Okay klausy keeping that in mind for the upcoming klaustank and then post-tank you can do sleeping streams so we can hear the cool noises you make
>>23298745
What is clunge

>>23298731
did you bet money on your team tʃæt?
>>23298727
>>23298745
based femcel phenotypes tʃæt

>>23298769
see >>23298122

>>23298756
Lil saiyan nigga loves his chicken.

>>23298773
why are you ducking my challenge?

>>23298741
the fuck is teigh

>>23298769
It's like a Ham Wallet or Cod Pocket I think tʃæt

>>23298741
I'd rather be a Meg simp

>>23298762
I'm just a simp that got into fishtank way later than everyone else and doesn't know what's going on

>>23298773
the only gambling that isn't totally fucked is poker

i wish it were summer time all the time :(

Seize power nigga!
Nigga heil Dennis

total nina victory

https://strawpoll.com/PbZqb4KJvyN

>>23298741
people were mad at her because she stopped streaming for a while to hang out with her secret bf I think tʃæt and then people were even more mad at her during Blood Games because she told Jimmy's black friend Molestro to dox the people that were hating on her and sending gay guys to her bfs house I think
tʃæt

>>23298796
glad i'm not the only meghead

>>23298796
Based I just voted for Letty too tʃæt

You guys just missed Diego Lopes kino

>>23298799
She shot me :(

>>23298796
Top 5 all people i wanted to win at one point or another based. Whoever voted for Jimmy are fucking mongols

>>23298803
No one cares about that, bitch nigga!

>>23298796
Not a single unique vote from me…

klussy wont even acknowledge my challenge (under queenberry rules)
he’ll challenge little benleaks but not a real man OK
guess ill keep calling him UGLY PEDO LOSER with no reprisals

>>23298741
Poopleigh is disgusting and nobody likes her

>Burt has less votes than Cryo, Meg and Ella

BASE

>>23298809
do u know me

>>23298803
is Cole watching the fight tʃæt? Is that why he's all fired up and thinks he knows how to box rn tʃæt?

ARR MATEY

>>23298814
She looks cute in heavy make up or rarely on stream but lately she looks like an ugly boy

>>23298812
thats his moms personal trainer Lucius btw

sex with angie

>>23298821
she's ugly inside and out

i love her so much dude i think my brain is mush

>>23298821
She's just ugly bruh

>>23298823
angelina deserves well meaning hugs

ARR MATEY

>>23298826
I mean she's not a rapist seriel killer drug dealer is she

>>23298829
Thats not the point

i feel like if you tore the skin off tayleigh's face with rusty hooks she'd actually look more attractive, just the impression i get

>>23298819
Hate pirates so much it's unreal.

>>23298834
t. pinhead

Jesus christ chat let's get some love and Life IN HERE CHAT

>The majority of Angie feet kino has been lost to the void
These are terrible times.

>>23298828
She's alright

>>23298832
she doesn't need to be any of those to have the most unattractive personality ever

kawntent alert https://www.youtube.com/live/hntaxAFiGAA

>>23298836
They are evil buggerers

>>23298818
im not c*le but we can use 24oz gloves if youre scared

>>23298741
she got a boyfriend so her fans felt like she cheated on them and now they pretend nothing of /ftl2/ pre boyfriend reveal happened

>>23298828
Sewing machine

Pee hat

Cop car

Freddy bopped her

>>23298834
They should have let her eat shit

>>23298831
tsmt

>>23298839
I actually have some vids screen recorded on my phone but I’m just too lazy to do anything with them

I am down to box but it has to streamed on the fishtank.live website tʃæt i want people to get hyped and watch it live tʃæt fair warning TJ taught me how to train/wash dishes in 100 times gravity tʃæt I'm pretty strong now tʃæt

>>23298846
She wants to fuck jet so bad

>>23298846
this bitch sucks!!

I FELL THROUGH THE FLOOR ON BLODERLANDS 4 -.-

>>23298847
They are the worst.

>>23298846
that’s just her wanting to fuck sully

>>23298838
LOVE <3

>>23298846
>waiting on statements and not just making it a compilation video where you add context 2 what's happening with the texts on the screen

>Cole is drunk and already forgot he admitted it was him 2 days ago
he must be hitting the coors light and lettuce hard today tʃæt

Rachel is the only fishtank person who I refuse to follow on social media

I don't want to be reminded of the existence of such a disgusting person

>>23298914
>BLODERLANDS 4
Why though

>>23298846
Shadi is nontent

>>23298909
You are not even Yajirobe or Oolong tier.

>>23298909
what cowardice
only brave enough to fight trannys when youre doing drugs AND STILL get your gay ass nose broken

if it weren’t for dumb luck with ellie revealing her face on the body cam then shadi’s last leak would’ve been jet’s dick pic tʃæt
thats drazy work tʃæt

>>23298845
sully time tʃæt?

>>23298926
nigga you are jin

She’s leaning heavy into the TLP

>>23298919
this. and to make an excuse like going to vietnam because dumb sheboon don’t have anything lmao

im cole

-cole

>>23298919
you don't get it

she needs a diss track to tie it all together

she has autism, so her mind works in a really cool and weird way

"I'm not Cole"

-- Cole

>>23298929
*crazy tʃæt

Round 1 KLaus loses by tko because he ran out the ring to grab his phone to make a post.

Hmm Memememe ACK HMM

about to yanky my wanky
wish me luck bros

>>23298537
fat and flat

>>23298933
Is that her sister? Did she break her foot
tʃæt?

im not jet

>>23298942
Klaus on camera and suddently 8 IDs stop posting at once

it's obvious she wants 2 put herself in the video somehow because she wants approval and recognition 4 "helping" ppl, which is kind of selfish

>>23298947
you know sometimes I'm not sure how its going to end either. you can do it bro!

>>23298947
good luck with the wanky yanky tʃæt

>>23298922
i shant reveal myself to a 38 yo pedophile on 4chan
if you want the kino reveal - meet me at TITLE boxing club manchester
bring your nut huggers so i can kill them too

>>23298942
>>23298953
LOL

>>23298953
Sad but true

I'm not klaus tʃæt
Ralphy didn't cum tʃæt
Amir didn't cum tʃæt

Bitch I'm a nigger

>>23298953
kLaus' cousin from yorkshire would pick up the slack

>>23298954
What are you talking about?

im jet

emiru wife or angie wife fo today

>>23298966
this is you though
accept the challenge
face your death like a man

NEW

>>23298978
>>23298978
>>23298978

new

>>23298978
>>23298978
>>23298978

>>23298741
4 is way too high a number lmao. Drool's gone, haven't seen the Taytriot with the neck cyst in a while, only one still left is the Mexican. It's not even fun to seethe about her anymore she's just boring and lame.
>>23298951
Yeah her older sister Lillian. idk if she broke it but she had it during their trip to Dallas.

>>23298929
Using a the body cam footage from a wellness check to spy on the wiggers is crazy work tʃæt that's a shadi W tʃæt I just hope she drops that diss track nonsense tʃæt it's unnecessary I think tʃæt

Sam Hyde is always embarrassing himself

just clarifying that by “kill” in my posts i mean destroy in a sanctioned boxing match

>>23298956
>>23298957
Thanks guys. You know, it's funny. I almost felt like you were there with me all throughout

new abo collage
Please for the love of God like this one Claire. It’s the right thing to do. It’s all done. It’s cute. It’s a good sentiment.
PRESS LIKE

>>23298565
People I hate and want dead which is none of the fish. Run for your lives fish bros and girls.