Thread 23298978

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>/ftl/ NEWS:
-- POLL: Who would you bring back for a RETURNEE season of Fishtank? https://strawpoll.com/PbZqb4KJvyN
-- Sardine Tin is finally OVER! I don't care who won. They're all interchangeable NONTENT!
-- Summer has gone super freaking VIRAL on Twitter! https://x.com/clooverneko/status/1966579022764077423
-- Alex Jones is claiming to be Sam Hyde from the future! What the FREAK? https://x.com/RealAlexJones/status/1966877788662878521
-- JC said she hasn't followed Cole on Instagram because she thinks he wants nothing to do with Fishtank... SAD!
-- Scott Sullivan is LIVE commentating some retarded MMA shit that no one cares about! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hntaxAFiGAA

>Watch here:
https://fishtank.live
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://gofile.io/d/jWk3Rt
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive

Previous: >>23298114

Mentalcel Status tʃæt? I'm enjoying my head of lettuce with my beer/dr.pepper/choccy milk rn tʃæt it's gonna be a good night tʃæt

they kidnapped shadi

>>23298978 (OP)
Can u use ny pirate Pic instead next time op thx

>>23298985
>always embarrassing himself
sounds like someone else I know tʃæt

be a man klussy

https://youtu.be/CmkeTKFD57E

>>23299000
Good. She leaks dms. She can burn in the eternal fires of hell :)

Or become my cock slave. Those are the only two options chat

>>23299012
leaking DMs is funny doh tʃæt

>>23299004
>pirate
Let's not talk about those people ever again.

>>23299000
they're gonna need a bigger boat tʃæt

>>23299012
you gotta find a new home

sex with nagie

>>23299007
this id belongs to a crypto pedo btw thread

bitchtank 2 but they can only wear latex catsuits

can Cole fight tʃæt? idk supposedly he "moves like an old fucking man" now so I think I could beat him tʃæt what do you guys think tʃæt

are we tired tʃæt?

>>23299051
I'm tired tʃæt feel like I need to ReGemmerize tʃæt

>>23299049
you don't stand a chance against his autism strength

>>23299027
I listened to The Old Man and the Sea recently i respect fishermen.

get a ski-ACK

>>23299053
cute

>>23298978 (OP)
if you're a fan do you really want them coming back?

So I guess the arrows are a reference to releasing a bomb in that helldivers game
tʃæt? I never played that one tʃæt

>>23299061
Cole should fly me out so once he beats KLaus in a gentleman's match of boxing. I can decapitate him.

>>23299061
maybe not but I don't remember if he ever actually fought anyone during s2 tʃæt maybe that's why he left because he was scared of getting hurt tʃæt? Sparring with Sam Hyde really seemed to freak him out
tʃæt poor guy has PTSD over it tʃæt I think that's why he's always drunk off Coors light and chocolate milk now tʃæt

>>23299080
you're gonna decapitate Cole after he wins his fight tʃæt? That's not very sportsmanship like tʃæt

>>23299071
Yes? Why not?

>>23299080
dont try and decapitate cole tʃæt
he'll turn you into a figurine tʃæt

>>23299069
indeed

>>23298978 (OP)
World ending head from Nina

I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

JOSIE IS LIVE
https://www.twitch.tv/sheep_xing

>>23299094
it's an evil show

>>23299065
yeah most of those jobs probably suck to start out with unless you're working for a family's or friends business tʃæt otherwise they're just gonna dick you around with low pay and make you do all the shit tier work tʃæt probably the only decent trades job I would look into is an electrian tʃæt but you gotta be good at math I think tʃæt

>>23299113
leave these people alone bro
its actually evil when you try to give guidance
you have no idea what youre saying either its ridiculous

Josie just said he didn't know who Angelina was before Disney World

Josie said she was very happy to meet Angie

>>23299122
so good

I wish I was a good person inside

>>23299140
gingers can say the n word

>>23299135
what do you mean tʃæt are you having bad thoughts tʃæt?

Angie gave Josie a pink labubu

sir, a 99999th anti Sam Hyde post has hit r/redscarepod

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1ng6fzk/samuel_hyde_i_would_say_that_im_probably_as/

>>23299148
is that some weird sex thing

I like being a good person tʃæt it's good karma I think tʃæt

>>23299135
What’s wrong anon
>>23299123
Klausseether, Take the hateful mask off, how are you, how is your day going, what do you like <3

>>23299155
He has really bad advice tʃæt my advice is a lot better I think tʃæt we both come from rich families but at least I'm honest about working in trades tʃæt it's gonna suck unless you're a nepobaby working for your dad like Cole tʃæt

>>23299163
>t.

Trish streaming w/ Faggot Burt

https://x.com/TrishaMelchor/status/1967040458523369914

>>23299163
One day once fishtank is done, someone will run up on you

What are u gonna start saying after "tʃæt"

>>23299178
fart

>>23299176
Trish doing something cute shit, yeah.
Trish doing anything related to greg or fishtank i aint watching that shit.

>>23299177
that would be cool tʃæt I wouldnt mind hanging out with some of my /ftl/ bros in person tʃæt
>>23299178
Idk yet tʃæt any suggestions tʃæt?

>>23299176
Trish can you cease and desist having contact with a blacklisted fish

You think they uh…you know

my team is now winning AND i have a pot of chili on the stove

how lucky am i?

>>23299177
Like run up to him and hug him?

>>23299176
s4 fish cant stop taking Ls tʃæt
nobody wants to collab with them lmao tʃæt

>>23299190
very funny that burt is blacklisted, but they can't explain to anyone why bc it would give the game away

>>23299194
um… whiy did they steal “kaw”…

>>23299135
we're all good to a fault

>>23299194
>>23299220
seems like everyone's been stealing klausbits lately tʃæt
>>23299200
That's pretty lucky tʃæt

does burt have a manager?

>>23299235
They call them handlers in the tradecraft chat

happy birthday vincent kennedy mcmahon

>>23299249
>vincent kennedy mcmahon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm36Z4yWRkc

If I hire Angie for a GFE will she put lotion on my back it's all fucked up and I can't get into certain spots

>>23299220
>>23299233
AAW tʃæt

letty will save the white race

>>23299269
All Ukrainicunts need 2 die

>>23299194
Angie and Lilian met 4 different Freddy clones each from their own bizarro universe

>>23299259
it's probably gonna be expensive tʃæt she won't even answer your DMs unless you send her money tʃæt

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757649647319225.mp4

>>23299072
up right down down down is the 500kg bomb the biggest bomb you can drop in the game yea, it's a popular one. kinda like dropping a nuke.

Bunch of gay zoomer leftie shit, I barely even understand how any of it connects, it just sounds like gay Discord speak.

>OwO notices tranny bulge!
>hey fascist, catch! the!

so fucking gay. Hope he gets the firing squad asap and gets his ass raped in prison.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>23299274
Is that what happens when you fuck around and find out

sex w Angie
sex w Abi
sex w Binxy
sex w Payton
sex w Taylor

>>23299255
king
https://youtu.be/taPSOs5cK44

When you are young and go for a bath you think you are Val Venis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWl2sjdKEas&list=RDzWl2sjdKEas&start_radio=1
But when you start interacting with women, it turns out you are Mankind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEl6xcOIhbU&list=RDcEl6xcOIhbU&start_radio=1

>>23299282
Is it a good game tʃæt? It looks kind of cool to me tʃæt

>>23299295
yea it's a good game, they recently added a bunch of stuff has kinda hindered performance tho desu. I would have definitely recommended it like 2 months ago.

I am a fan of almost any game with Mechs so I'm probably biased doh tʃæt

>>23299300
Is 1 better than 2 tʃæt

>>23299295
People play helldivers 2 not the top down 1. Its pretty fun especially with friends but i havent played in a while since they swapped CEOs and proved the devs couldnt even beat difficulty 5 out of 9 so they balanced the game around a difficulty that didnt even spawn the hardest mobs

maybe we need to lay off the irony posting tʃæt
some autistic kid might take our posts seriously and turn into a transgender furry tʃæt
then go out and kill someone tʃæt
shit is nuts tʃæt

klussy sold his pc for weed so yall can just nip this gaming talk in the bud

>>23299316
Actually Letty's fault

>>23299316
facts

>>23299233
life is so good

cole needs to take a not from the boomers and watch some sportsball instead of seething itt about some asexual crush he has

>>23299316
lance?

I LOVE Angelina guys

Anything interesting happen in JC's live last night? I fell asleep after I coomed to her early into it.

>>23299316
This never would have happened if his mother made him wear different shoes and banned discord

>>23299336
She came out as cisgender

wait a minute those teeth...

>>23299316
Very true tʃæt
We should think about our Grandma tʃæt let's do it for her tʃæt

>>23299329
im not cole
you ever ordered from pizza guys (the chain)?

>>23299341
We call them chompers.

Does anybody else think the fact Jon of the Short Bus has his own little cult of personality is quite humorous and, indeed, worthy of a sensible chuckle?

Every time it crosses my mind, I have a sensible chuckle. What kind of sad individual would lower himself so? Imagine having your walking orders issued to you by a guy who both looks and sounds like he is the lovechild progeny of a wild cocaine fueled one night stand sexual encounter between a retarded Bugs Bunny and a drunk Elmer Fudd.

You might as well just be fucken eternally swatted in road island at that point. It's a waste of life!

>>23299333
Same

>>23299336
she watched the lakehouse bodycam footage and said shes not going to pester ellie about it

>>23299350
nah, i dont live in cali

and i don't even really like pizza all that much

>>23299341
Tayleigh still hasn't fixed her teeth YUCK

also cockbuddy looks like both the Charlie Kirk shooter and his tranny gf

>>23299357
Back off buddy. TLP is built for BWC only.

Threesome with Ellie and JC. With shadi watching with jet in the cuck chair.

>>23299371
3

>>23299363
same
my first job was delivery there with a bunch of afghanis that would pray on cardboard throughout the day

Threesome with Trish and Trish's booty

>>23299304
shut the fuck up

>>23299378
afghani delivery drivers is actually a pretty good idea

saves the customer money on tips

Worthless Faggot Nigger Autist is LIVE w/ Trish on YouTube!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzpQNl4KU7k

>>23299316
>psychopathic trans furry bf
that reminds me of something tʃæt didn't Cole mention before that he only really had one close friend growing up and it was a tranny tʃæt? I'm pretty sure I read that somewhere either here or on /tv/ tʃæt

>>23299393
they're sharing a hotel room?

>>23299397
I think i remember him saying his close friend ended up trooning out but not sure if it was when he was still friends with him

there’s a non zero chance that ellie was unironically memed into having sex with jet tʃæt
what exactly happens in those zoomer discords that makes grooming so common tʃæt?

>>23299393
Mintz furiously texting trish telling her burt is blacklisted and to cease and desist streaming with him

>>23299393
I dont like that

>>23299406
Mints furiously jacking off to homosexual pornography

>>23299400
That's interesting tʃæt everyone thought at first he was one of those RW based 1488 /pol/ guys until they found out about his close trans friend and his blacked porn addiction I think tʃæt

>>23299415
beautiful ella

>>23299397
i think cole did mention something about a tranny friend tʃæt
he needs to clarify on what he meant by that tʃæt

>>23299401
cole would know that if he lies to me, he will eat shit and burn in hell

>>23299388
i never knew what to say when wed compare tips after a long day

>>23299403
>exactly happens in those zoomer discords that makes grooming so common
Its full of people desperate for human connection. I would think the lack of body language actually aids in grooming because the victims brain cant subconsciously see tells of deceit in the people on the other end of the call

>>23299422
"shower daily"

>>23299415
Ella is QT

>>23299410
Seeing TJ makes me happy

>>23299415
Him being a "registered republican" (like that means anything) caused lefties to prematurely cheer and begin digging more about him and got felted with the results

>>23299420
me admitting to you im not cole is akin to God sparing Lot and his family

>>23299419
I think he has a thing for the transgenders
tʃæt I was wondering why Cole keeps saying he wished a tranny broke my nose tʃæt now I know why tʃæt

Is Burt finna try to SMASH Trish?

>trish's car got stolen
>she didnt have insurance

kek

>>23299432
>Him being

>>23298978 (OP)
I voted for myself. Only two other people voted for me.

FUCK Trish has some sexy thighs

>>23299420
He might just be drunk and forgot he already admitted it twice the other day tʃæt

>>23299447
Yes.

I'm eating cucumber and apples at the same time, and it tastes like WATERMELON and the texture is similar too!!!

>>23299448
Go to bed Creature

>>23299448
Come to bed Creature

>>23299448
Hi Aryeh

>>23299439
maybe cole is thinking about transitioning himself tʃæt?
the way he’s been acting lately seems kinda sus tʃæt
very emotional and fl*mboyant tʃæt

new abo collage
Please for the love of God like this one Claire. It’s the right thing to do. It’s well done. It’s cute. It’s a good sentiment. It’s a good gesture.
PRESS LIKE

>>23299436
>>23299451
oh boy, i just don't know what to think!

>>23299451
i dont answer to your ass tickling faggot fan club, thats all that is klussy

>>23299429
Same love that lil nigga

>>23299475
Liking that might mess with the law suit

>>23299475
why'd she make her face look all fucked up?

>>23299477
save yourself the embarrassment and settle with the like 2 anons that understand klussy is being a mark ass nigga

>>23299429
>>23299481
agreed

>>23299483
Sounds like something the devil would say
Like the damn collage

Sucking TJ makes me happy

>>23299475
cringed out of my body

Found cole's alt
>>>/tv/214494767

>>23299492
kLaus is a good man

>>23299495
>Sucking TJ makes me happy
Chudgangers are ugly people.

>>23299475
>>23299501
We must make this right
If it's the last thing we ever do

>>23299475
y is she -trying- to copy 3rd.world.elite

>>23299508
she's talking about chappell roan

>>23299505
Hows iraq doing, Pgay

Trish said she missed the initial email response to her audition. When she did get in contact with Jet he said they just had a girl drop out and gave her the spot. Could it be?

>>23299505
Klaus is a sweetiepie he’s never been mean to anyone on ftl ever

>>23299505
benleaks is a good man

>>23299474
do you think he puts the mask on when he's posting here too tʃæt? maybe it helps him pretend to be someone besides himself tʃæt
>>23299475
>No converse shoes
I'm disappointed tʃæt
>>23299499
lol tʃæt

>>23299489
Trish is so breedable

>>23299512
the UK is itching to invade me, so i'm probably fucked

>>23299520
>No converse shoe
She didnt want to remind people of that tranny shooter

>>23299517
i wouldn't go that far

Greg called into Trish stream and he is freaking wasted

Does anyone know what it means to be a mark ass nigga tʃæt?

Powtank won.

>>23299527
same shit different toilet

>>23299475
We need an Abi transvestigation honestly. Why is "her" face getting more and more masculine? Is it an opiates thing? Like how it made Iggy Pop and David Bowie swap genders?

>>23299526
that's true tʃæt that guy probably ruined those shoes for a lot of people tʃæt I even had a pair once a long time ago I think tʃæt

>>23299524
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757819641423670.mp4

>>23299517
I have to agree with PGay here, benleaks is the most vindictive evil person in these threads

Where is the trish patreon

>>23299534
its when you repeatedly back down from fighting a guy that keeps calling you ugly pedophile and instead believing hes cole from fishtank live season 2

>>23299536
might be my favorite bill murray performance

>>23299545
>mizzy definitely has the bigger ankles
Did anyone warn trish that burt ks going to put a tracking app on her phone?

>>23299489
so polite

>>23299543
I think her weight fluctuates a lot tʃæt you can really notice it in her cheeks compared to other people I think tʃæt

>>23299517
benleaks is a flawed person with good intentions

did we do it tʃæt?

>>23299557
she LOVES the attention

>>23299546
LOL this you bruh?
quit the constant newfagging all day and hit the gym instead tubby
fuckin fuck ass nigga…

>>23299553
One of the few times he seemed like he was enjoying himself

>>23299565
nice kid never met him

>>23299565
I'm not sure if he always has good intentions tʃæt

>trish is going to get blacked
not sure how i feel about this

>>23299546
yeah you can usually count on leaks to be bitchy or hateful most days for some reason I think tʃæt

>>23299568
>tubby
I have a home gym in my garage in the house that i own, can you say the same?

>>23299579
not sure? how?

Woah I'm cooling down on Pizzaguy tonight. I feel so cool I'm shivering.

does anyone else remember TRANS COLE tʃæt? that was a bit hit on /tv/ I think tʃæt

I love that his big own on me is that i told someone to leave the house and cook a meal.

>>23299593
Big hit I mean tʃæt

>>23299584
you cant say that because youre just another fat faggot thats dropping out of college soon
you cant fool me

>>23299588
Only im allowed to dislike PG (PGay [pizzagay ([pizzaguy]]))

>>23299603
I have 2 bachelors and a masters degree lmao

>>23299594
believe me its the only one i need, estrogen head

>>23299545
Based Burt knows what we want

>>23299604
I like him a lot but I do not appreciate his stance on Klussy.

>>23299607
no you dont

>>23299594
Cole is a sensitive guy tʃæt I'm not sure why he took that personally but it offended him somehow tʃæt

>>23299611
Warming up on burt since he has been excommunicated

>>23299545
>21 viewers on Kick
What happened he had 200 viewers last time he was live

>>23299611
>Based Burt

>>23299579
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757820528526866.mp4

>>23299617
Hes just throwing a hissy since i linked his /tv/ post in this thread, i think

Redbar?

BREAKING: Burt just asked Trish about the Nepstein files

>>23299475
holy chopped
also the way she dresses is terrible. like i get exactly what she's going for but everything about her gives cheap, dollar tree version. always falling flat bc of her white trashiness if that makes sense

>>23299626
Keeps getting interrupted by Burt farting and tts. Sue thinks the Jet texts are fake

>>23299626
And she got interrupted mid-sentence by a video T_T

>>23299622
Did he get scared by his own brap or smth

>>23299619
they're on youtube nigger

I’m so glad we have video tts from fans to interrupt actually interesting stuff that’s happening on stream!

>>23299623
dont know what youre talking about because im not cole nigga
you have a masters degree and youre actually buying into a drug addicts delusions over you being a pudgy estrogen queen i like making fun of now?

is it right or left wing to kiss your trans partner tʃæt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dju8-9zn7GQ

>>23299623
whatever you do just don't say the F word (flamboyant) around him tʃæt he really hates that word tʃæt

goodnight ya’ll
shoutout harry potter

>>23299579
who's gonna tell him

>>23299650
gn tʃæt

>>23299636
Jin what are your thoughts on Trish? Is she hotter than Angie?

>>23299641
>you have a masters degree and youre actually buying into a drug addicts delusions
Im just vibing man. Try it some time. I don't care whats true or not i just run with whatever narrative i want

>>23299650
Fuck Harry Potter pussy ass nigger

>>23299647
(I was the flamboyant poster)

>>23299625
I wouldnt be surprised if Mike and Jules are secret BVRT fans 2bh tʃæt I'm pretty sure that Jules has been into fishtank for a while now tʃæt

>>23299650
Angie Potter, but she's Slytherin

>>23299656
I like Trish but Angie is overall better

>>23299662
https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/414546-whoopsie

Sex with Angie
sex with Taylor
sex with Trish
sex with Abi
sex with Payton
sex with Hagussy

>>23299333
many of us are saying this

>>23299658
Jesus youre a fucking gaylord
whats the vibe when you constantly reply to me in defense of some mentally ill creep on 4chan bro?
is it og or fr bruu?

>>23299658
What’s ur masters degree in?

>>23299650
Night tʃæt

>>23299663
she hasnt
youre not a real fan and youre too nasty to naturally fit in with them
stop stealing their bits

>>23299682
Not saying to bug Cole because i know he is just dying to get more information out of me

we need to be vibing tʃæt this is 4chan /bant/ you're not supposed to take the threads here super seriously I think tʃæt

>>23299637
>Q3 2025
>Using Youtube

>>23299671
Trish's sister is hot, and Angie's sibling is an actual retard sorry its trish all day.

mmm I love lettuce tʃæt goes so good with my coors light and dr.pepper tʃæt

>>23299680
I wasnt defending klaus though i only mentioned how evil benleaks is.
I even mocked klaus' samfagging last thread.
>>23298953

>>23299703
I like both their sisters honestly. They get my bwc chubbed.

They don't seem to understand the things I say on bant
All my niggas Nazis
Nigga heil Dennis

>>23299703
what did Lillian do?

I'm not evil

>>23299693
you and your ass tickling faggot fan club constantly kill the vibe
you were NEVER a good part of these threads

>>23299703
Why hasn't TJ hit up that casino girl yet?

>>23299703
Lily seemed pretty nice

>>23299713
Hot sisters are cool.

>>23299720
You will never defeat #KlausArmy.

>>23299709
dude you are a fucking faggot stop replying to me
completely worthless replies

>>23299720
God I miss Q so much nigga. All my niggas is Qnanon.

trish delish lookin like a snack tonight

No Klaus Mocking pls tʃæt thanks tʃæt
>>23299718
"I'm not evil" -some evil guy

>>23299727
id hopping UGLY PEDO LOSER

>>23299735
where

>>23299724
Soon

>>23299720
gay gossip general is serious business, yall

>>23299727
#KlausArmy always wins tʃæt

NEW

>>23299748
>>23299748
>>23299748

new

>>23299748
>>23299748
>>23299748

TRISH IS SETTING UP HER OWN STREAM, GET TRISH MORE VIEWS THAN BURT

>>23299629
Cease and desist your classist homosexuality. Girls who scourge by on thifts and hand me downs from friends are cuuuuuute

>>23299724
Gemma is way hotter I think tʃæt he should just date her maybe tʃæt

>>23299703
Don't be mean to Lilian she's a nice girl

>>23298978 (OP)
I wish jezza had posted more of her nudes she's got amazing tits

>>23299756
The femcel phenotype is seemingly identical to the trans identifying male phenotype

dude, not even bump/file limit

one of the funniest pic from s3, looks like something straight from some magazine for kids from different era

end of the show

Did you all die or something