Thread 23302132

How can I trick my mom into telling people who have kids I'm good with kids? I really really want to be around kids but I don't want to be so pushy about it!

:/

>>23302132 (OP)
It's a... weird wish, OP. If you want to be around kids just study to be a teacher or something like that

>>23302132 (OP)
Something tells me you really, really shouldn't be around kids.

>>23302132 (OP)
Nobody who isn't a pedo want to be around with kids.

>>23302154
But they're so cute!!

>>23302132 (OP)
Are you trying to come off as a predator here or do you just suck at this

>>23302154
Hey now that's just not true

>>23302167
Gonna finish that sentence? And what anon? Cute and what?

>>23302167
Unless they're your own kids, siblings, nephews or cousins, you're weid, man... Go to the psych ward, now

Thinly veiled pedophile thread

>>23302191
OH you're being dramatic ^_^

>>23302194
>>23302199
i don't even know what the fuck i'm watching

Low effort bait
Sage and move on

>>23302199
Get out of here, for real

>>23302270
Maybe if you stop bumping his bait and keeping it on page fucking one then he might, just might stop making bait threads for you retards

>>23302284
>stop bumping
You're doing it too, fucking jeet. Although I have some hopes that OP may say some incriminatory stuff about himself, but it looks like he will just spam his anime kids

>>23302283
Kids don't act or look like you think
The kids that don't act like monkeys also would not be fooled by your pedobait

>>23302290
Im not bumping the thread retard, I SAGED IT, fucknig newfag

>>23302137
Thats why Most male middle school teachers are pedophiles
Especially the History and PE teachers
Like If you think about it why would anyone study 4 years to get paid a shitty wage so they can spend 5 days a week with Kids
Sure maybe some Just actually Like to Work with Kids but Most are pedos

>>23302321
>Especially the History teacher
Why him specifically?

>>23302324
Never Said anything Bad about the History teacher you are Prob revering to
He was a correct Guy

>>23302321
One of my friend's old school's history teacher was fired for inappropriate behaviour, why is it always history teachers

>>23302307
Saged it with what? with shit? Go have oral sex with an elephant

>>23302330
I can understand why you said PE teacher but I don't understand what makes History teachers more likely to touch kids.

>>23302334
i think it happened in my school too, now that i think about it
just a rumor but still

>>23302339
shut the fuck up

>>23302321
In my case the history teacher was a communist, but that's because 99% of the teachers here are communists, so yeah

>>23302346
You shut up

>>23302350
i just hate the shit invocation every two minutes

>>23302339
What are you even doing here if you don't know how to sage a fucking thread

there's no point at all

>>23302355
it's fine

>>23302348
i see

>>23302340
I Wonder If U know the History teacher i am referring to desu
Prob
>>23302334

And idk why its Always either PE or history but you never hear about a Math teacher diddling em kids
Perhaps because History and PE is easier to Major in

>>23302132 (OP)
why do you wanna be around kids?
say a reason
if it’s pedophilia go straight to jail and get your ass fucked

>>23302363
So you're not going to tell me why because I might know the guy that touches kids?

>>23302363
Were you diddled as a kid doggo

I only know a English teacher that works in China

>>23302364
if people won't answer in good faith what the point of the thread is, you should ignore them & tell them to fuck off, generally

>>23302372
You are in contact with child diddlers, interesting
>>23302384
It's a bait threads, op wanted to invoke reaction, but now the thread has been somewhat derailed so op has stopped posting

>>23302372
Is He a leaf Poster If so then we used to be in contact
And i honestly dont know why
>>23302373
Y-yea >_<

>>23302391
Learn to read thats not what I said esl-kun

>>23302402
Never met him as far as I know. Leafs are the scum of the earth in general.

>>23302391
I just wanted to make u laff

>>23302412
S-sorry

Let's hang out in my sweet thread ^_^

>>23302348
:D

>>23302132 (OP)
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>>23302132 (OP)
im actually good with kids and its all my mom talks about, she has pushed me (a neet) to do some volunteer work at elementary schools and the teachers and students complimented me on how good i was with them
once when a kid had to leave to get picked up by his parents he clung to my legs and had me drag him across the floor to his parents because he didnt want to leave me, the craziest part of this was the fact that his parents told me before being taken here he was crying as he didnt want to go and now he doesnt want to leave
second thing that is memorable to me is this one time a cute blonde shota boy who loved me and always wanted to hug me and talk to me once in front of his fucking mom jumped onto my lap (where his face was facing mine and his legs were wrapped around mine) and would not get off and his mom was completely fine with it.. i started getting hard as hes exactly my type and i shook him off lel luckily i was wearing jeans and my dick isnt big enough to notice

>>23304090
so my advice to you anon is look at your local school districts website and they should have volunteering options
you can select the school and specific program
would 100% recommend

>>23304108
ignore the new id im using an ip recylcer and i forgot to samefag

>>23304090
>refers to real boys as "shotas"
kys pedo freak youre better off dead and away from innocent children

>>23304135
average bantnormie seething at snca

>>23304138
Keep that shit in fiction you animal
If you get hard at real kids you need to go to a psych ward or jail

>>23304090
I love when kids wrap themselves around your legs like little monkeys, they're so silly!

kys

>>23305490
>tells pedo to kill himself
>posts picture of little girl in the pedo thread
?? Are you retarded?

>>23305614
cry about it

>>23302176
pretty sure he's just shitposting